6 good reasons to bang hookers

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I just broke my two month¬†celibacy on hookers down here in Thailand. I’ve not fucked a hooker since July. There are two reasons for this:

  1. I’ve been working like a slave on my computer. I almost haven’t been outside. ūüôĀ
  2. I’m trying to save money. Fucking sluts is not cheap when you have an online income that would put you below the poverty line in most Western countries.

Anyways. This week I met up with a friend from Europe that is in Pattaya at the moment. We took a trip to Soi 6, and the rest is history as they say.

Here are some great reasons to bang hookers. ūüėÄ

 

1: Time 

Fucking sluts is a HUUUGE time saver. No need to listen to girls’ bullshit for hours before she allows you to rip her pussy apart.

Chasing girls are of course fun, but sometimes you just don’t have time for that activity, but you still need to¬†relieve some pressure. That’s when hookers comes in handy. ūüėÄ

Just walk inside your favorite gogo-bar, pick the hottest girl from the shelf, do what you need, and pay her to leave!

You balls are empty, her wallet is full and everyone is happy. ūüėÄ

 

2: Hookers will cure your shyness

My number one dating tip for shy guys is: 

Go to Pattaya for a week and go nuts with the hookers around town. If you are shy around girls something tells me that you are intimidated by them. If you are intimidated by girls you have probably not spent much time around them, right?

Hookers can solve that for you. You don’t have to worry about rejection, so you can just focus on being comfortable around them.

When you start to be comfortable, you can slowly start to¬†challenge your comfort-zone and approach ‘real’ girls.

In time you will learn to not give a fuck and become more confident, which will get you more women, which will make you even more confident.

In the end you’ll brush of a rejection like it’s a light summer breeze. You know you just have to approach a couple of more girls, and the deal is set.

I don’t give a shit anymore. My urge for pussy far outweighs my approach anxiety. If I see a hot girl that I like I will make sure she knows I’m interested.

Another fun-fact about this. Whenever I have fucked a girl, other girls seems to be much more interested in me. I think this is because I’m not needy at all when I talk with them. I probably send out a completely different vibe,¬†unconsciously, when I just got laid. That girls pick up, also¬†unconsciously.

This was just as true back home too. Whenever I had a girlfriend, or a fuckfriend available, it was much easier to get laid with new girls.

 

3: It’s fun!

I think dating girls are fun too, but sometimes you meet that insane bitch who makes you bend over in awe. But that is a story for another time.

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Most girls are just a little bit crazy, and you get tired of all the mundane, but never ending bullshit. That’s a good time to take a break from dating, and jump on the monger train for some weeks with shallow, easy and quick sex.

Just to get your motivation back. ūüôā

Luckily I’m in Asia, and the girls here usually shut up if they don’t have anything sensible or important to say. They are not in that constant “me me me me me” modus, yet.

Silence is gold.

 

4: Realize your wildest fantasies.

Threesomes, group-sex, rape-play, BDSM, spanking, caning, role-play, foot fetish, submission, anal-sex, costumes +++. The list goes on forever…

Sure, you can meet a cool and kinky girl. But the truth is that they are few and far between.

A lot of¬†people have huge¬†barriers when it comes to sex. It can be because of religion, a pride issue or just because they don’t like it.

So then we are back to my first point about time. How much time should you spend on finding a girl that want to try group sex, or let you dominate her? How much time do you have to look that in the first place? Probably not too much if you are an average slave feeding the system back home with a couple of weeks vacation each year.

Paying a professional is a great way to live out your wildest fantasies.

 

5: Men need sex, women don’t.

The majority of men need sex to be happy. The majority of women don’t need sex to be happy. That’s a huge problem. Don’t believe me?

Explain hookers….

If both sexes were equal crazy after sex there would be no such thing as female hookers. Everyone would just be fucking all day long. Nothing would ever be done.

Men have an unstoppable¬†urge for sex. We¬†can’t just turn a switch off mentally and stop thinking about it like women can.

A women can decide in the middle of a sex act that she don’t want sex anymore. You could show me a picture of your dead mother when we have sex, and I would say: “We have to talk about that.. LATER…”.

 

6: It will make you focus

Sometimes when I work, I will start to think about sex. It’s a fucking curse, and the remedy is the local blow-job bar.

Yeah, I have a lot of fuckfriends and girls I’m dating down here. But it’s rare that one of my ‘real’ girls can show up in 20 minutes to suck me off, just to kick them out again¬†so I can continue to work.

They would never accept that treatment. I would have to have some bullshit conversation with them pre-sex, cuddle, watch a movie, make som food, or just something.

If I’m working on a big project, I don’t have time for that shit.

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If there were are blow-job bar in every city, the world would be a much better place.

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