I never want a girlfriend!

6 weeks ago I wrote that I want a girlfriend, and that is exactly what I did. I let a girl I’ve been dating a long time move in with me. Biggest mistake in 2017 so far..

I’ve been writing about this girl before. She was my romantic shower date girl. I usually met this girl 5-8 times a month to fuck her brains out.

This was my perfect girl. 😀

She was always well-groomed, she had an outstanding body, she was very feminine and she was fun to be with as she loved to go on small trips here and there. She was fun to travel with, she could have a conversation in English and at the same time she was the perfect fuck toy. I will never forget that ass.

What more can a guy ask for?? 🙂

So I did the crazy thing. I let her move in with me.

We were together every evening. We would go out to eat together then we would go back to my place to fuck like rabbits. It was all good. 😀 😀

Everything worked out just fine the first 4 weeks, but then everything started to go downhill. 🙁

It started 2 weeks ago. I had two female friends from back home that came to Bangkok. They asked me if I could show them around in Bangkok since I knew the city. I said sure no problem.

Out we went, and when the night came we went out to take a couple of beers and we ate the Daniel Thaiger burger.. I asked my GF if she wanted to go with us, but she was tired after her work, so she went back to my apartment.

When I got back that night my GF would not talk with me. She said she will “angry me until tomorrow”. I asked her if it was because I had been with the girls from back home. She did not give me any answer but I knew that was the ‘problem’. Whatever… It was already midnight and we were going to sleep anyway..

BTW. I ‘ve told this girl earlier that she have to tolerate me being with female friends from back home. 

The next day she was happy again.

Two days later it was the weekend again. I told my GF that I wanted to go on a small trip outside Bangkok to get some fresh air. I said lets take the train to some small city outside Bangkok.

She said she didn’t want to go because she was ‘tired’ after a week of work. I said ok whatever I will go anyway so you can relax alone.

When I got back on Sunday she was angry again. This time she was actually angry, and not only ‘passive’. I asked what the problem was but she would not tell me again.

Then she started to ramble on about I had been with other ladies when I was outside Bangkok without her.

I hadn’t.

She also brought up the girls from back home that I had been a guide for some days earlier. For no fucking reason.

I chose a crazy GF. 

Then, three days ago. We had the grand finale of drama, and she proved to me that she’s nothing more than a crazy and jealous drama queen. This shit would never get any better with her. As she got more secure around me, she would unleash more and more of the real her on me.

In her mind we were now ‘set’.. We were together. That ment she could drop her facade, and be how she really is. That’s my theory at least.

So what happened? 

I do freelance model jobs in Bangkok once in a while. This time she wanted to join me under the shoot. I said sure why not go on.

When we got to the set at Sala Deang me and my GF met up with the photographers for that day.

Then the model that I was going to take pictures with came. And my GF fucking freaked out because she could not control her jealousy.

My GF sat for herself with her phone at the set for 10 minutes, then she said she had to go because it was not ‘fun’ for her and that she didn’t feel welcome.

I was like sure do whatever you want. She said she would come back when we was done.

When she came back I had one session left with a photographer. She had to stand in the background watch me taking pictures with this hot lady from South America.

She could not deal with that so she spent that time looking angry as fuck while she gave me the finger. She walked around in the background in circles not knowing what to do… Wtf?? Who the hell would do anything like that in public?

When I was done. Me and my GF grabbed a taxi to get back to my apartment. She didn’t say a word.

When we got back to the apartment I asked her if she’s jealous again because of the girl I took pictures with.

She was like no I don’t want to talk about it. I will angry you until tomorrow.

No. NO YOU WONT. We WILL talk about this shit RIGHT NOW!

I’m sick of this drama now. You can’t act like this every time I do something without you. I have to make money you know, and doing model gigs are fucking well paid and it’s fun and easy money…

We then had a long fucking argument that I should not do these gigs because I ‘sell myself’. Pure bullshit she’s just jealous..

Then she left the apartment…

When she came back three hours later she was drunk. I knew this because she have Asian flush syndrome. She look like a tomato after she drinks alcohol.

She came back, locked herself in the bathroom. When she came out of my bathroom she stumbled around in my bedroom like she had fucking spasms, ‘collapsing’ on the floor like she’d done an overdose on heroin.  It’s the worst acting I’ve ever seen, and she looked like a complete retard.

My head started to boil, what does this girl takes me for? She think she can do this shit and get away with it?

Fuck it. FUCK THIS. I said to her I will go out and have a good time. I’m sick of this stupid meaningless drama. You have acted up like this 4 times already in two weeks.

When I tried to go out the door she started crying like a little bitch asking me to stay.

NO, I’m going out. I moved to Thailand to have a good time, not wasting my energy on morons like you.

This girl is just 40 kilos so I just continued walking even tho she hold my arm. She was crying and screaming no while I walked out of the condominium.

Holy shit this girl is walking up the entire building.

Then I grabbed her arm and pushed her away so she fell on the ground. I then started running down the stair. She quickly started to run after me while screaming stop LOL.

When I got outside, she actually followed me even tho she had no key and could not get inside again. She was screaming ” I CAAAN’T GET INSIDE AGAIN BUUHUU HEELP MEEE”.

I continued to walk away from the building, but I could hear her screams in the distance…

Shit I can’t leave this girl outside the building screaming like this. She’s not even dressed. What the hell…

So I walked back, told her to get the fuck up, and follow me back to the room. When we got back to the room I told her to sit down and shut the fuck up.

Listen. I’m done with this shit. You are 25 years old, not a 10-year-old retard. Now you go to the bedroom and fucking sleep. I will go out. If you follow me this time, and you lock yourself out, you have to sleep with the soi dogs. I will NOT save you one more time.

Ok, she said. Like a little child that knew it fucked up big time. Now she knew I was serious.

I went out, and came back a couple of hours later after some beers at a random bar. My GF was sleeping. The next morning she dressed up and went to work.

No more drama please

I took all her shit while she was at work. Clothes, make-up and laptop, and I left it outside with the security guard. Then I told the staff to delete her key-card so she couldn’t get inside again.

I knew that if I told her to leave while she was inside my apartment. It would only be a another nightmare of drama, just like the night before. I don’t have time for dat…

I sent her a message on Facebook that she could pick up her stuff outside with the security dude.

She already picked up her stuff, but I haven’t heard a word from her, and I don’t think I will in a long time.

Was I too harsh? 

No fucking way. I can’t have a crazy lady like that having access to my apartment. What happens if she get a little bit more crazy next time? I have camera and computer equipment for over 300.000 baht in my apartment. What if she breaks some of that in one of her tantrums?

In her last tantrum after the model gig she threw her phone in a random direction in my room and almost hit my 100.000 baht laptop. If that phone had struck the screen it would break no doubt.

Spending 100.000 baht on a new laptop would set me back a lot of work. I don’t want to waste that kind of money just because of some girl can’t control her fucking emotions.

Another thing that irritated me with this girl was her addiction to Facebook. That is a problem all over Thailand, but this girl was a freak. It was like her entire life evolved around making her life look awesome on Facebook.

Even the days she had those idiotic fights with me, and she left in a tantrum, she would update her profile, put out cute pictures of food, drinks and coffee like everything was just perfect. What a fucking joke..

 

NO more GF’s for Tim

I think I was born to be single. Don’t misunderstand me. I LOVE women, but in small doses. I don’t have time for all that drama that goes along with these creatures.

I will date them. Hang out with them. Bang them and have fun with them. But as soon as they gets too safe around me, and they let down their facade and start with all that drama shit. I will disappear like a fart in the wind.

I’m not saying that I can’t deal with girls that have real problems. Of course, if a girl that I care about have real problems.. I would go out of my way to help her. But this stuff is not that. This is just pure bullshit drama.

To be honest I think its much better to just go to the local blowjob bar to get your balls drained. Then you can continue with whatever you do drama free. 800 baht for a drama free weekend sound like good fucking deal if you ask me. 🙂

I fucking hate drama.

Lessons learned..

What have I learned from this? 🙂

If you want a Thai girlfriend you should do some serious research with the girl you have chosen. A lot of these girls will be cute and adorable-as-fuck when you are dating them, but as soon as they move in they will put down their guard just to become lazy cunts that don’t want to do anything except lying on the bed playing with their Facebook.

Another thing with Thai people in general is that they suck in conflict management. Everything down here is “no problem” until it’s suddenly “big problem”. That is a theme I’ve noticed with a lot of girls here. You don’t want to get into a serious relationship with a girl that can’t talk about simple problems without starting a ton of drama.

You need to vet the fuck out of these girls.

I thought I knew this girl WELL, and I had dated her for almost a year. She had a good job with bachelor degree. She’s been to China, USA and Japan. But even this girl was just a drama queen that ended up sitting almost naked outside my condominium screaming like a complete retard.

Take it easy guys, and don’t be naive. 🙂

Three different budgets for living in Thailand

Having a budget is probably one of the most important strategies for moving to Thailand successfully. There are no safety nets here that will catch you if you fuck up in any way.

In fact. Right now several foreigners are stuck in immigration detention centers around in Thailand because they used up their money, had no money to get back home, then got arrested for overstaying their visas.

Some people have no money or family / friends back home that can help them. These people can be stuck for months, even years in these detention centers.

Here is a video from Bangkok Immigration detention center. Does NOT look like a fun place.

If you don’t end up in one of the detention center, you’ll end up hanging out with these crazy bastards at Beach Rd in Pattaya.

It’s not a fate I wish on anyone! Imagine being stuck in Pattaya, with all those hot hookers, but with no money to do anything. 🙁

Here are three different budgets for anyone who want to move to Thailand. 

Remember that these budgets are very simplified. This is just to give you an idea. It’s not actually budgets that I recommend to use. I’ve also excluded VISA costs and travel insurance as those costs differs so much from people to people.

If you have a legit job in Thailand you don’t have to think about VISA, as you don’t have to go on VISA runs. If you are here on tourist visas like I am, you have to factor those trips into the budget too.

You also have to add the costs for travel insurance. Prices for insurance differs so much depending on what country you are from so there is no point for me to add it.

 

15.000 baht per month (450$)

This is what I call the “I’m moving to Thailand no matter what” budget. Your budget would look something like this:

Rent: 5000 baht
Food: 9000 baht
Fun: 1000 baht

Apartments

What would a 5000 baht apartment look like? Well, that depends where in Thailand you want to live. For simplicity I will only talk about Bangkok, a place I have lived and know a lot about.

In Bangkok, if you live on the outskirts, like Bearing, Mo Chit, Bang Sue etc, 5000 baht would give you a simple room with a double bed, AC, maybe a small kitchen and a toilet. If you look long enough, or you know someone, you could maybe get something bigger with separate kitchen and bedroom.

Food

9000 baht per month in food equals 300 baht per day. This is plenty as long as you eat local Thai food. Maybe you could save a little bit money if you buy a big pack of oatmeal and eat that to breakfast, and use those money to eat expensive Western food once in a while.

A meal in the local street kitchens and local restaurants usually cost between 30 and 80 baht. This food is delicious and clean. I’ve never had trouble with local food in Thailand.

200 – 300 baht per day is what I usually spend on food down here when I’m doing nothing or just working. It’s only when I go out with friends or into more touristy areas I’m using more money on food.

Fun

What kind of fun can you have for 1000 baht per month? To be honest. Not much. It’s enough for maybe one trip out in some bar. Places like Soi Cowboy, Nana Plaza, Walking Street Pattaya or any popular nightclub in Thailand you can forget about.

At Levels in Bangkok you would have enough for 4 beers, and you’d had to walk home.

Conclusion

Should you move to Thailand if this is the budget you have to play with? I would say no fucking way. It would be boring as fuck as you only have money to exist, and that’s it.

I’m usually only on this budget when work for several days in a row. I will be inside all day working on my computer, go out and eat, then go back home to work more.

 

30.000 baht per month (900$)

This is the minimum, on average, I would budget per month for living in Thailand long time.

You’re budget would look something like this:

Rent: 8000 baht
Food: 13.000 baht
Fun and travel: 9000 baht

Apartments

For 8000 baht per month you’ll get a modern condo outside downtown Bangkok (Siam, Nana, Asoke, Ekkemai).

At the outskirts (end stations of BTS and MRT) you could probably score a modern condo with shared swimming-pool, laundry / cleaning service and free shuttle-bus to the closest MRT / BTS station.

Food: 

13.000 baht per month is more then plenty. You can eat cheap Thai dishes most of the month, but debauch once in a while with Western food or food in more ‘luxuries’ areas like a skybar or a high’end mall.

Fun and travel:

9000 baht should be enough for plenty of fun per month. Of course, you can’t go crazy every night like you would if you came her as an tourist for 3 weeks, but you can still have fun.

Conclusion

Who would I recommend this budget for? Anyone who is coming to Thailand with a plan to make more money. You can live of this budget for a while, while you expand your businesses, whatever they are.

As I see it. You need 15.000 – 20.000 baht per month to cover the minimum. Rent and food. Anything you make over that, you can use on whatever the fuck you want. Delicious food, travel, booze, hookers, membership at gyms, bling, better apartments or whatever you like.

 

50.000 baht per month (1430$)

This is what most of my Thai friends consider ‘enough’ money to live a comfortable life in Thailand. With 50.000 baht per month you will have a lot of economical freedom. You don’t have to think about every baht you are spending.

Your budget would look something like this:

Rent: 8000 – 20.000 baht
Food: 15.000 baht
Fun and travel: 15.000 – 27000 baht

Apartments

With this budget you have a lot of freedom to choose where you want to live. You could spend less with a nice condo in the outskirts of Bangkok, or you could spend more to live more central. In Bangkok apartments seems to be more expensive the closer you are to Siam, Nana, Asok and Ekkemai.

For 15.000 baht in semi-central areas like Suttisan or Victory Monument. You’ll get a hyper-modern condo with good view, shared swimming-pool, laundry / cleaning service and free shuttle bus if it’s not in immediate distance to a BTS or MRT.

Food

You can eat whatever you want, whenever you want. You can even eat in nicer restaurants and skybars once in a while without worrying about going bankrupt.

You can go on dates regularly and pay for food and drinks for the girl you are out with.

Fun and travel

If you have this budget, and you are not tied to a job you have to meet up to. You can pretty much do whatever you want whenever you want.

 

50.000+ baht per month

There are no point of making budget over 50k+. The money you are making after the 50k mark will only go to better apartments, nicer food, more travel etc.

 

 

Other expenses

VISA Runs

If you are on 60 days tourist visas, with the possibility to extend 30 more days at a immigration office. You have to go out of Thailand every 90 days.

I usually spend anything between 7000 baht to 20.000 baht on a VISA run, depending on how long I stay outside Thailand. That is on average 2400 to 6700 baht per month.

To find cheap flight tickets for VISA runs I usually go to Skyscanner. This site has that awesome function that you can choose departure, but leave arrival as “everywhere”. It will then find the cheapest flight ticket to “anywhere”.

Pretty dope, and you can discover some cities you never thought of going to.

Travel Insurance

Travel insurance prices varies A LOT depending on where you are from. Sometimes I meet guys down here, and when they tell me what they pay for insurance my jaw drops because it’s so much.

I have my travel insurance through my bank back home. I pay around 450$ a year for my insurance. That is with no deductible meaning I can demand back my money no matter how small the cost is.

It covers emergency medical and dental costs. <- The most important. But it also covers theft and vandalism of personal belongings like laptops and cameras.

Some of the reason why I get so good price is because everyone in my family have insurance through that bank, and we’ve got some good premiums over time.

If you can get insurance with your entire family, you should try to manage that. You can save a lot of money that way.

Computers, cameras, equipment etc… 

Have any hobbies or you like to buy new tech? You will have to put that into you budget too.

I love to take pictures and to do videos. Because of this I buy a lot of camera gear. There are so many good shops in Bangkok for camera gear. Sometimes I wish I was rich so I could go berserk in the shopping malls here. It’s absolutely insane what you’ll find here if you look around.

Buffer money

I can’t even tell you how important it is to have a buffer when you live in countries like Thailand. You never know what will happen. What if you fuck up a tooth and you need to get a new tooth? That shit is not cheap even here in Thailand. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to walk around looking like a pirate.

What if you crash a motorbike, your own or a bike that you rented. You have to pay for that shit one way or another. In most cases it doesn’t even matter if it’s your fault or not.

It’s always a nice to have a pile of cash stored somewhere just in case something unlikely should happen.

Conclusion

As you can see, you can live a lot of different lifestyles in Thailand.

Personally I could never live on 15.000 baht per month, but some weeks ago I met a girl from Poland that lived in Chiang Mai because she learned Thai massage in a temple(?). She said she spent only 3000-4000 baht per month on food.

I didn’t understand how that was possible, then she said she was a vegan, and that she made most of her food herself.

In her sparetime she never went out drinking and spent most of her time reading books or doing yoga.

On the other hand. If you go out partying in the hottest nightclubs in Bangkok every weekend, and drag back hookers every second night, you can spend her monthly food budget in a single hour.

You need to find out what lifestyle you want to live in Thailand, then you have to figure out if you have the money for that lifestyle. If you have, everything is fine. If you don’t, you have to adjust, or find out ways to make more money.

I think, since I moved to Thailand in 2015. I’ve spent on average 50k – 60k baht per month.

 

How to get around in Bangkok like a pro

Bangkok is a chaotic city. It’s hard to argue against that. If you are coming here as a first timer it can be an overwhelming feeling, and most people can’t wait to get out.

I felt like that too, and I still do at times. But when you know the city, and you know how to get around, this city gets much more bearable, and maybe you will even like it.

Truth is. This is an amazing city where pretty much everything is possible. I won’t go into that here as I’ve already written so much about Bangkok. Here, here, here and here.

So, here we go. How to get around in Bangkok like a pro.

 

Rush-hour

Bangkok have a traffic-jam issue. New skyscrapers pop up every week but little seems to be done about expanding the public transit system. There are 8 million people in this city and the city only have 1 metro line and 2 sky-train lines. It’s ridiculous.

Rush-hour in Bangkok is between 07.00 – 09.00 and 17.00 – 20.00

At this time try to avoid going anywhere. I know that sound ridiculous but it’s really bad at those hours. If you have to get somewhere always take the sky train or metro. If the place you are going to isn’t near a sky-train or metro station. Find the nearest station, go there, and take a taxi from there, or a motorbike taxi as they can drive between the cars.

In rush-hour avoid taking a taxi anywhere as a rule.

If a taxi driver know the traffic is really bad to where you are going, he will most likely reject you. They rather sleep in a side-street in their car than making almost no money from their meter because they are stuck with you in a 2 hour long traffic-jam.

 

Avoid taxis in red area

Is a general rule. Avoid taxi in the red area under between 06.00 and 00.00. This area suffers from chronic traffic-jams all day. It should not be a big problem to avoid taxis in this area as most of it is covered by sky-train and metro.

 

Taxi or public transport? 

If you’re more than three persons, and you’re going more than 3-4 stops with metro or sky-train, and it’s not rush hour, or you’re not inside the red zone above. Just take a taxi. It will cost less then what you have to pay for the sky-train and/or metro tickets.

If you’re two persons, and you are going with both sky-train and metro, for more than 4-5 stops. Same rule apply. It’s cheaper with taxi.

Always get a taxi with meter

If a taxi driver can see that you are a rookie in Thailand. 99% will try to tell you that the meter is not working so they can give you a fixed price instead. This will always be more expensive for you, and in some cases, a lot more expensive.

Avoid taxis outside tourist attractions, malls and big hotels. These guys will almost never give you a ride with meter. Just walk 100 away from the attraction, and pull a taxi that is already driving. These guys are usually much more honest.

A taxi with a red light in the front window is available, not busy. Usually red means no or busy, but not with Thai taxis.

When to use motorbikes? 

Motorbike taxis are for smaller trips inside side streets etc. They can also be used when it’s heavy traffic as they can go between the cars. I use motorbikes all the time. I love ’em.

Tuk-tuks

These guys are cancer. Avoid by all means. You should only take a tuk-tuk one time in your life, just to have done it, then never again.

Tuk-tuks are dangerous, noisy and very expensive as they always go by fixed price (tourist price). Why bother?

 

Conclusion 

What more can I say? Try to always avoid going around town in rush-hour. It’s really bad at that time. Get to know the sky-train and metro system. It’s not hard at all as there are only three lines. It’s not exactly the London metro..

If there are no sky-train or metro station where you are going, go as close as you can, and take a motorbike taxi from the closest station.

 

Do you have some more tips? Comment in the comment section under.

Great daygame spots in Bangkok

What going on guys? 😀 

There’s no doubt that online dating is the fastest and most efficient way to meet and date Thai girls in Bangkok. You can hit up hundreds of girls in no-time and meet them the same day, and you can start hitting up girls before you even arrive Thailand. Internet magic right there guys!

However, nothing can beat the rush of some ‘oldschool’ chasing. In fact, it’s healthy to hit on girls in real life as it keeps your social antennas up to date.  If you stay online for too long you will end up as some old weirdo that girls will run away from while having a full on panic attack. You find these people all over Thailand’s dirty scene. These losers haven’t talked to a ‘real’ girl for decades and have no idea how to be a pleasant human being and they don’t know how to read signals so they have no idea when to stop or when they do something wrong.

Anyways. That’s not what you are here for.

Here are some great day game spots in Bangkok. Yes, you can hit on girls all over town. But as you know Bangkok is a messy place and not all places are comfortable.

 

Shopping malls

I’ve marked the shopping malls in green on the map above. There are a lot more shopping malls in Bangkok, these are only a few of them. In fact, there is pretty much a shopping mall outside every skytrain and metro station.

At Siam there are a cluster of big ass shopping malls with a ton of hot girls working, shopping and hanging out. There is a cinema at top floor at every mall. Great place to hang out as all of them have comfortable sofas and dimmed lighting.

Go crazy guys! 😀

 

Parks

Parks are another great place to hit on Thai girls. From Mon to Fri most parks are filled with people who like to exercise. I’ve seen some really hot girls here that are in top-notch shape.

In the weekends the parks are filled with people chilling and hanging out. Most people with good office jobs that give them time off in the weekends.

Chatuchak Park
Chatuchak Park

 

Hospitals

Tim, wtf? 

I’ve never seen any Thailand blog or Youtube-channel mention the hospitals in Bangkok. That is strange because they are packed with hot nurses in nursing outfits. Just linger in the area around a hospital and it wont take long until you see a hot nurse. Then you can ask her out to a coffee shop. They won’t mind that. 🙂

Pro-tip:

Go to Siriraj Hospital. This hospital is on the other side of the Chao Praya river. The only way to get to the other side is by boat. Linger around the ferry pier. When you see a hot nurse going on the boat, you make sure you get the seat next to her. 🙂

If you get serious with her. She can tell all her friends that “you just came out of thin air at the boat when she was done with her shift”. How romantic isn’t that? <3

 

Other

Here are some randoms spots around town that I’ve found good to hit up chicks.

Victory Point

This is just next to Victory Monument. It’s just a chillout place with a lot of benches and a tent’ish roof. A lot of people hang out and relax here while they drink a ice coffee. This area is also a transportation hub between the skytrain and buses around the town.

Victory point
Victory point

Platform between Siam Paragon and Siam Center

For some reason a lot of Thai people stop here to take pictures. Sometimes there are some cute art exhibitions here that the girls like to get a picture in front. What a great opportunity to help them and maybe get a conversation going? 😀

 

Other

There are probably a ton of other great places to chase Thai girls. If you know about some spots that should be mentioned in this post, tell me about them in the comment section so I can add them to the map.

 

Two not-so-great places to hit up girls

Coffee shops

Maybe I’ve just been unlucky, but most girls that I’ve talked with in coffee shops have pretty much ignored me or been pissed off. From what I understand Thai girls look at the coffee shops as a ‘holy-grail’ where they can get some peace from everyday life, noisy streets and the heat while they enjoy their cold ice-coffee.

I think it’s that simple. Let the girls have a free space where they can just relax. I’m not trying to sound like a feminist here..

Sky-train and metro stations

Why do all Thailand bloggers and YouTubers always mention these areas? They suck. It’s crammed, hot and people are just tired and want to go home. It’s a really shitty place to hit up girls.

Does this place look fun??

That it for this time. Remember to tell me in the comment section if I’ve forgotten som good places to hit up girls. Lets share our knowlegde!

I love my passive income! :D

What’s going on guys? 😀

As I’m writing this I’m waiting for a connection flight at Dubai International Airport. I’ve been back home for a short 3 week trip to visit family and friends.

I’m thinking back on my last three months. It’s been amazing!

Bangkok, Koh Chang and Pattaya Beach

In November I spent most of my time exploring Bangkok with an amazing girl that I’ve spent a lot of time with lately.

In December I did a lot of small side trips from Bangkok, like going to Ayutthaya. I even visited a crazy museum and I went to the infamous Bang Kwang prison north of Bangkok.

I ended my year with a trip to Koh Chang, one of Thailands most beautiful islands. Before I went back to Europe 5th of January to visit family and friends.

In February I will go on a trip all the way up Isaan, one city at the time with train, before I end my trip in Vientiane, Laos.

My point is. No matter where I am, I can pull out my laptop and make money. In fact, some of my income is 100% passive. That means I don’t even have to work to make them. I’ve already done the work, and the money trickle in slowly but steady.

It’s a god damn good feeling! 😀

There is a million ways to make money online. All it takes is your imagination, hard work and the dollars will start to trickle in. Trust me guys… If I can do this shit, so can you. I’m an idiot.

Did you know there is a dude who travel around the world and let people stare at him? That’s how he makes money…

I still remember when I made my first dollar online, it felt so good I had goosebumps all over my body.

I knew that if I could multiply this online income, I could live a dream life in cheap tropical countries like Thailand, Cambodia or The Philippines.

Not only could I live a dream life, but it’s also the responsible thing to do. An extra income is very nice to have. What if you become sick and can’t do regular work anymore? Or what if you just loose your job because of bad economical times? It’s always smart to have a second semi-passive stream of income.

 

General tips for making online income

1: Try a lot of different things

Never put all your cards in one basket. If you only have a single source of online income, what do you do if it fails? You would be f***ed…

Right now I have 5 sources of income, they are:

  1. Profit from renting out my apartment back home. This is steady and safe income.
  2. I do translations jobs from English to Norwegian for a big international company. Mostly mobile apps in the off-shore industry. I don’t have many jobs, but when I get them they demand quick delivery and it’s good paid.
  3. I still do some translation jobs and background removals on Fiverr.com.
  4. Thai Cupid, Thai Friendly and Agoda sales through Goodbye Boring Life.
  5. Black jobs here and there. As I said, I have a pretty decent DSLR camera. I’ve done gigs for a few hotels down here. I’ve done new fresh pictures for them that they can use on Agoda.com or booking.com

Lately I have started to play around with another source too, stock images and stock video. I met a Thai lady some time ago that made around 2000$ online from the website Shutterstock, per month!!!

She showed me exactly what she did, what types of pictures she took and her earnings. I learned a lot.

She had 20.000!!!!!! pictures uploaded in a 12 month period. She have probably worked 2-3 hours on that every day that year. But it did pay of in the end, didn’t it? 🙂 2000 $ a month in Thailand is a fortune!

 

2: Start easy and simple

Don’t jump on the make money online train and think that you will do bank the first week. If you go into this ‘business’ with that attitude you will become unmotivated very quickly.

Competition is high, and you will probably have to do jobs in the beginning for slave salary, maybe even free! It’s all about building up a reputation and a network so you can score good jobs.

Let me give you three examples:

1: When I started out on Fiverr.com, I did translation jobs for 5$. I would translate 800 words for only 5$! That usually took me 1.5 hours.

However, as the jobs came in, good reviews came in too. With good reviews I can crank up the price. Eventually I came in contact with a big company that have translators from all over the world to translate apps and software.

2: The first 4 months of Goodbye Boring Life I did not make a single sale on Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly. However, the last 3 months the sales have started to trickle in slowly. I don’t make much, and after hosting is paid I only have a small profit. But profit is profit.

Who knows, maybe in one or two years, this site is doing 1500$ a month on sales? I have no idea what to expect…

3: The Thai lady that showed me around on shutterstock.com uploaded pictures for 3 months without making a single dollar. Then the sales, reputation and special deals started to trickle in.

As you can see. Hard work usually pays of in the end. And if you want passive income you don’t have to work for, you usually have to do the hard work first, and hopefully it pays of.

 

3: “That won’t work”..

Yeah. With that attitude you will never make a dime. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t be critical, but some people are too skeptical about what is possible to make money from.

You need to choose a strategy, and get busy RIGHT NOW… Everyday you postpone you give that money to someone else.

When you start doing jobs online, you come in contact with people that are “over” you in the online hierarchy. If you do a good job you will get contacts, build networks and get insight in other peoples business ideas and projects.

 

4: Don’t quit your job on day 1

Good. You’ve made your first dollars online. This is NOT the time to quit your job and fly to paradise. Keep working hard, expand your incomes. Make a robust system for yourself that keep sending money to your bank account.

This is also a good time to start saving some of your money from your regular job to build up a buffer.

It’s important to have a big buffer in case something should happen. Maybe you hurt yourself and something’s wrong with the insurance, maybe you get in trouble with the law and need to bribe someone. You never know what will happen in these countries they are after all third world countries.

I said to myself that I would quit my job the day I made 600$ online for three months straight. I made that goal back in 2015. I’ve been on the road since and I’ve never been more happy.

 

Life is short

Start NOW! Don’t waste time. If you are wasting time in front of your computer, like reading this stupid blog. Stop now and get started!!!

Life is short. I’m already 30 years old, and I’m stressing already. I want to utilize every second of this life. There is no time to loose.

When I get old and my dick don’t work anymore I want to have fond memories about all the crazy shit I did and all the tight Asian pussies I crushed.

I don’t want a single regret in my old days. So get started NOW!

Thai Cupid VS Thai Friendly – Which to get?

Whats going on guys? 😀 

Some time ago I said that I would take a break from online dating in Thailand. And I did until now. At that time I was a premium member at Thai Cupid. This time around however I bought a membership on Thai Friendly.

I’ve been using it for two weeks, and in this post I will tell you the differences so you can choose the platform that is best for you.

So.. Here we go..

 

Quantity of girls

Thai Cupid have more members.

As I’m writing this (01.00 pm Thai time) there are 470 Thai girls online on Thai Friendly from all over Thailand between 20 – 25 years old. Roughly 200 of them located in Bangkok. Another 3500 girls were online within the last hour. 

Thai Cupid however have over 2000 members online at the same time, and another 8000 girls were online the last hour.

Thai Cupid: 1
Thai Friendly: 0

 

Quality of girls

Doesn’t matter what platform you sign up for. You will find the same ratio of hot / ugly girls on both sites.

However, Thai Cupid have a bigger thumbnail for profiles both on the front page and in searches. This makes it slightly easier to see if a girl is hot or not without using time to go inside her profile.

Thai Cupid: 2
Thai Friendly: 1

 

Search filters

Thai Cupid is a big winner here. You can filter girls on almost any variable. Age, height, BMI, Chinese sign, star sign and even their measurements + 30-40 other variables.

Thai Friendly can only filter basic stuff like age, weight, height and a few more.

But honestly, who need a massive filtering system like Thai Cupid? I’ve never used it. It will only work if the girls take the time to fill in everything, and is honest about it, something I doubt most people are.. xD

I usually only use the age and the location filters. Everything else is up for negotiation. 😀

But, if you need these filtering options and you have special needs, Thai Cupid is the winner.

Thai Cupid: 3
Thai Friendly: 1

 

Design and Functionality 

Design:

Thai Friendly is the winner in my opinion. Thai Friendly look more ‘fun’ than Thai Cupid. It got more catchy colors and just looks better. Thai Cupid however look like a software interface for cranes… It’s really boring and dull..

Functionality

Both sites are very easy to navigate and to use. However, the chat system at Thai Friendly can be very buggy at times. Sometimes when I girl write to me, I can clearly see that some of the messesage strings don’t arrive.

If you close the chat then open it again. Earlier conversation will be gone.. That irritates me.

Thai Cupid is flawless on functionality. No bugs.

Phone

Thai Friendly have a neat app for both Android and Iphone. Thai Cupid don’t have an app, but their platform look fine on a mobile browser. So you can use both apps on your phone with no problem.

Thai Friendly wins on design and Thai Cupid wins on functionality.

Thai Cupid: 4
Thai Friendly: 2

 

Conclusion

As you can see. These platforms are almost the same with only small differences.

If a lot of girls to choose from is important for you, and you don’t care so much about design, then choose Thai Cupid. I would also choose Thai Cupid if I was going to smaller places within Thailand with less people. There seems to be more people online on Thai Cupid in smaller cities. There are also better filtering options for cities at Thai Cupid.

If you care more about design, or you are only staying in the biggest cities such as Bangkok, Phuket or Chiang Mai. It doesn’t really matter what platform you choose.

I’m using Thai Friendly at the moment, and I enjoy it, as it’s nice with a change. However, I will go back to using Thai Cupid when my three months membership runs out just because it runs more smoothly and have more members.

Total Score

Thai Cupid: 4
Thai Friendly: 2

If you know you’ll sign up for Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly in near future, please consider using my affiliate links. It will not be more expensive for you. The only difference is that I get a small cut from your first membership payment.

You can click here for Thai Cupid, and here for Thai Friendly.

Thanks! 🙂

9 things I hate about Thailand

Here is some random stuff that really grind my gears down here in Thailand. This post do contain some wildly inappropriate generalizations, but I don’t give a shit honestly. Please don’t take this post too seriously. 🙂

Soo. Here we go…

 

1: Rude hookers

Stop asking me for lady drinks the moment you approach me. Don’t start our little friendship with ‘can I have a drink pleaaaaseee?”..

What about you start with a fucking “heeloo. Can I sit with you?”. Then you make me happy, act cute and charming and all that stuff for 5 to 10 minutes. Then we can discuss that lady drink. I’m not asking for much here..

This is how it SHOULD be: You make me happy –> I buy you a drink

This is NOT how it should be: I buy you a drink –> I hope that you will be fun

I actually blame this one on stupid farang men. Stop giving the girls a tip just because she’s hot. That’s how you breed spoiled whores who ask for money before she even did anything to make you happy.

Some loser men just give away money, and the girls have figured this out. Yaaay.. Now we have whores that nags for free money. Good fucking job congratulation..

 

2: Chinese tourists

All you guys can sincerely go to hell. I’ve already written why I hate Chinese tourists, and that post border to hate speech.

Enough said.

 

3: Traffic jams

I’ve accepted that traffic jams do happen in Thailand, but once in a while I need to rant about it. I need to get out the frustration that have accumulated over time.

This venting usually happens in a random taxi late at night in Bangkok with a random girl/hooker on the tow, and a worried taxi driver in front thinking I am about to start a riot.

 

4: Hospitals

If you thought the hookers in Soi Cowboy looked at you like a walking ATM machine, wait until you have visited a hospital in Thailand. They will throw an avalanche of meds on you no matter what is wrong with you.

They know that you have travel insurance and don’t give a shit about the costs. Most people will just take whatever the doctor give them and trust that it is the right decision.

I’m no doctor but I’m a big believer that the body can fix itself in most cases. No need to take a ton of meds for every condition. Some meds have serious side effects you know.. Don’t take this shit for fun..

Usually I just go to the doc to exclude serious conditions, but they always try to sell you stuff. Don’t you think the docs down here get a cut from the meds they sell? They probably do…

So.. Do they make their decision with their wallets, or with their knowlegde..? That’s up to you to decide…

I’m so tired of calling my GP doctor back home asking what pills are unnecessary to take after I get out of the hospital (usually 80-90%) of them.

I had stomach pain, ended up with this.

 

4: Power cuts

This happens once a week on average, and it happens mostly at night, in rainy season, when it’s hot and humid… What sucks about this is that most AC here don’t turn back on when the power comes back, making me wake up in the morning in a lake of sweat combined with a headache from dehydration.

6 months ago the power distribution in my block exploded. I’m not even mad, it’s absolutely incredible..

 

5: The ticket machines at Sukhumvit metro station

This is probably the most specific complaint on this list, but whatever..

There are 6.3 million people living in Bangkok. A lot of those goes through Sukhumvit station, especially in rush hours.

How many ticket machines are there? 4…….. Yes fucking four………

I’ve no idea how many times I’ve been stuck in that ticket line… Sometimes you have to wait 20 minutes to buy a 25 baht ticket. That doesn’t feel good…

 

6:  Western women

Is it just me or do Thailand attract the most ugly fat farang females on the planet? Or is it maybe that you see them next to hot Asian women, and they simply pale (literally and metaphorically) in comparison?

I have no idea…

Why the fuck do they even come to Thailand? Spain have nice beaches too, and it’s much closer.

 

7: Indian tourists

These dirty motherfuckers are everywhere these days. The middle class in India is ricing, and for some reason they have to bring their entire family tree to Thailand.

Most Indians are humorless, have inflated ego’s, lack social antennas and are very rude. Very much like the Chinese guys just a million times more smelly.

One time I was walking around in Sukhumvit Soi 8 and out of nowhere a random Indian guy spat on me while he was passing in his tuktuk. I hope he crashed and died.

15% of my Google hits come from India, but I don’t give a shit. You guys need to hear it, take a fucking shower and get some basic manners…

(My Indian tailor in Sukhumvit Soi 15 is exempted from this generalization).

8: Squat toilets

One of my first memories with these toilets was my second trip to Thailand when I was in Sukhothai. I had eaten something my stomach did not appreciate and I ended up with an anal leakage that went all directions out my asshole.

I became so tired in my thighs that I eventually had to sit down. Luckily there was a plastic bucket there, so I sat on the bucket, praying that it wouldn’t crack.

When I was done there was shit everywhere…

Not my proudest day.

Love them or hate them.

Fun fact: Squat toilets are in fact more healthy for your anus than regular toilets.

9: Security checks on BTS, MRT and malls in Bangkok

If you are looking for a good joke. Watch the security guys working at the check points around in Bangkok.

I always have to open my backpack for these guys, but they never even bother to look inside. They just do a quick peep on the top item with a flashlight that’s not even turned on, but what’s hiding under the top item (like a bomb) they never check.

Not to mention the metal scanner you have to go through, the alarm goes of on every damn person passing it, but they don’t do any further investigation on anyone…

I’m sure I could bring a rocket luncher through these check points and they would not notice.

 

Is there something you hate about Thailand? Comment in the comment section! 😀

I want a girlfriend in 2017

I have to be honest. I want a girlfriend. I miss it. I’m tired of running over new girls non-stop, sometimes several new girls a week. I need a change.

I’m tired of being a butterfly.

Right now I have 4 girls I can call at any given time to have sex with in Bangkok.

I have around 10 girls I can contact to have sex, but with some promise of something in return like a dinner or in best case just some sweet talk.

I have two big redlight districts close by, Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy, that offer hundreds of girls every night all year for a small slump of money.

As I said in my last post. This place is really a pussy paradise and girls will jump on your dick from every direction.

But I need a break from it. I’m ready for the benefits of having a GF.

Furthermore, I’ve been working hard on my six-pack lately, so it should be no problem getting a GF.

If I had a girlfriend we would travel all around Thailand in the weekends, do fun stuff together, fuck like rabbits and perhaps have some decent conversations while we sip coconut juice at the beach.

Here are some pros of having a GF in Thailand: 

1: No need to use condom. Sex feels better. MUCH better. 😀
2: Teach each other what you like to do in bed.
3: You will save 50% on rent. Hopefully.
4: You will get a bigger network of friends.
5: You don’t have to do housework, clean your clothes or cook food. Ever.

 

I don’t want children, get married or anything crazy like that. But I do miss having a GF. Just one smoking hot girl that I can cuddle with late at night.

In fact. I think I have found a potential GF already. Here’s why:

She’s good in bed – Her skin is smooth as silk, she has a gorgeous smile and she’s hot. Easily a 9/10. I obviously need a girl who I’m attracted to sexually, otherwise it wont work.

She takes care of her appearance, always smell good and dress properly. She’s a cool girl.

She can speak English – A lot of Thai girls suck in English. I know how to speak basic Thai, but I still need a girl who know how to speak English. If we are out eating with friends, and my girl can’t talk English, she will just sit there like a big question mark and stay passive. That would be as fun as jumping out of a building head first.

I have no problem with banging girls who can’t talk English, but I would never date them in a serious manner.

She have a good job and is educated – She have a bachelor degree, and she works for a well-known international company. She makes well over average in Thailand. That means she wont ask me for money. I don’t want to be her economical babysitter.

I don’t want a lazy Thai girl who stays home sleeping away 14 hours of the day waiting for pocket money.

She like to do housework – When she comes over to my apartment. She will lock herself into my bathroom and start clean my clothes. I’ve not asked for this. In fact. I say she don’t have to do it because I can do it myself or deliver it to laundry.

“Noo. I am women. It’s my job. Laundry service no good jing jing” she answer..

Ok ok… Relax.. I’m not complaining, I’m just saying… Whatever makes you happy sweetheart. 🙂

 

No girl is perfect in paradise

What I don’t like with her is that she have the most typical Thai characteristics in the book. She can be very jealous and she love to play with her phone. I don’t think it’s possible to find a girl in Thailand that doesn’t have these characteristics.

Other than that I do enjoy being with her.

 

Want a GF in Thailand? 

I tell everyone that comes to Thailand to wait a good while before they get into any serious relationship. 99% of men that comes to Thailand are starved on sex and can’t think clear on arrival.

You don’t know anything about the culture here, so you don’t know what clues to look for if a girl is good or not. You can read up on blogs etc, but you still need some practice in the field before you start doing important life decisions like who you will date longtime / marry.

If you find a girl in the Western world that likes to party, have a couple of tattoos and smoke cigarettes. It’s no big deal. She’s probably just a regular girl who have a regular daytime job. If you find a girl in Thailand who does the same stuff there’s a good chance she’s a whore who sucks a new dick every night.

If you find a girl in the Western world that thinks you’ve been out with another girl every time you’re not together, she’s probably mentally ill. If you find a Thai girl who think’s in the same pattern it just means she’s Thai.

If you find a girlfriend too fast there is a good chance that:

  1. She is not a she.
  2. She is a bar girl
  3. Just want your money (don’t they all??)
  4. She “forget” to take the pill
  5. All the above

Finding true love takes time. It’s not done after one week in Pattaya on your first trip to Thailand. Never get a girlfriend in Thailand before you have been here so many times that you start to get a grip for Thailand and the culture.

Thai girls who look for foreigners to exploit can see that you are a newcomer from a mile away. You light up like a lighthouse among all the regulars. Even I can spot you now because you look like this everywhere you go:

I’ve already written a ton about how you can find fuckfriends, dates or girlfriends in Thailand, what to watch out for, tips and tricks etc. Have a look around the website or click this link to see every post about dating in Thailand.

Have you ever had a girlfriend in Thailand? Tell me about your experiences in the comment field. 🙂

Is Thailand really a pussy paradise? 2016 recap!

What’s going on guys? 😀 

I see that people find my website with search terms like; “is Thailand a pussy paradise?” or “can you get unlimited pussy in Thailand?”.

I’ve been in Thailand 1.5 years now, and I spent all of 2016 in this amazing country. It’s time to give you my opinion.

So lets just cut to the core right away:

  • In 2016 I had sex with 65 women.
  • 25 of these I had sex with several times.
  • Out of the 65 women 33 was professionals and 32 was ‘real’ girls.
  • In April 2016 I had sex every single day of the month.
  • I met 43 girls from Thai Cupid on dates. Bang rate approximately 60%.

That means I had sex with a new girl, on average every 5.6 days. On most I had sex with three different girls on the same day.

I’m not saying this to brag. I write this blog to people I have no idea who are, and you don’t know who I am. What’s the point of bragging? Who the fuck even cares what I do? I say this to answer your question.

Lets compare the amount of girls I banged in Thailand in one year, against how many girls I banged back home my entire life.

I lost my virginity when I was 15 years old. That was in 2006. From 2006 to 2015 I spent most my time home, except some short holidays here and there.

How many chicks did I bang in 9 years in my home country? 

About 20.

I spent 9 years banging 20 chicks. And I was lucky. I had friends who never got laid. Luckely, that life is history for me now. 🙂

 

It’s not about the sex, it’s about freedom.

Do you remember when you went to high school, and you were sitting in the library trying to read, then that hot girl walked past you that you had been jerking off to every night for the last 3 months?

And of course, you would never get this girl as she was together with the biggest asshole at the school. You became sexually frustrated and depressed. You could not focus on your school task.

Now imagine if you had a small blowjob bar next to the school cafeteria. As soon as you had trouble focusing you could just slip in there and get your balls dried up. You would be back to work in no-time focusing like a champion. 😀

That’s basically how Asia is for me. I don’t have to worry about sex, ever. And that’s a huuuge feeling of freedom. It’s like taking of a 20 kg backpack from your back.

I can focus on my online businesses, making money and other projects. I’ve never focused better than here in Thailand. I know that if I want the company of a lady, I’m just a quick phone-call away.

Men need sex to be happy. Men need sex to function. Men can’t just flip a switch and stop being horny. Men have it best when they have sex with hot women. If men don’t have sex available we become depressed and suffer.

It’s time to treat yourself. If you come to Bangkok. You can stay in cheap guest friendly 4 and 5 stars hotels where you can bring hot gogo dancers or girls that you met on Thai Cupid to have fun with.

If you don’t want to bring the girls back to your place, you can always visit a soapy massage, a blow-job bar, a short-time bar or just find a massage parlor that offers extra.

The opportunities are endless in Asia!

So, is Thailand a pussy paradise? FUCK YES!!! 😀

Bangkok Redlight Districts

You’ll find three redlight districts that are oriented for foreigners in Bangkok. All of them have a lot of the same stuff, but they also have some unique characteristics. So I will talk about all of them separately.

The action starts at 19.00 – 20.00 in all districts. Except in the beer-bars around Nana Plaza. Here the action starts from early morning.

Check map at the bottom for location of all districts.

BTW if you can’t wait until the evening then I highly recommend trying out  Smooci.

Smooci is a new escort booking platform which is taking Bangkok by storm. On Smooci you can search 100s of local agencies and freelancers who are ready and waiting to come to your room.

The girls all have custom rating scores so you can sort the good from the bad, the prices are as low as I’ve ever seen for escorts, and you can get a booking confirmed with just a few clicks. And to top it off, they even give you a GPS link so you can track the girl all the way to your hotel.

Prices in Bangkok redlight districts

Beer: From 130 baht to 200 baht.
Barfine: 600 baht to 1000 baht in most gogo bars.
Prices on girls: This depends on a million factors, but expect to pay minimum 1500 baht short-time for a lady in Bangkok, at any time of the year.

There are also an area north of Asok, Huai Khwang where you will find a bunch of soapy massages.

Soi Cowboy

Soi Cowboy Bangkok
Soi Cowboy right before the fun starts

Soi Cowboy is my favorite redlight district in Bangkok, as it has three very good gogo-bars that I’ve had a ton of fun in.

Soi Cowboy is a hundred meter long road at Asok on Sukhumvit Rd. The easiest way to get here is to take the metro to Sukhumvit station or the skytrain to Asok Station.

In fact. Some of the scenes from Hangover 2 was from this street. More exact Tilac.

Best gogo-bars in soi Cowboy: Baccara, Tilac and Crazy House.

 

Nana Plaza

Bangkok redlight districts
Nana Plaza

“The World’s Largest Adult Playground” –  says the sign on Nana Plaza’s entrance.

Not really true as this complex fades in comparison of any given street in Pattaya.

Still, it got around 30 gogo-bars over three floors formed as a square. In the middle you will find a beer-bar that is good for people watching.

You will find Nana Plaza 1km away from Soi Cowboy in Sukhumvit Soi 4 (soi = sidestreet).

Outside Nana Plaza, in Sukhumvit Soi 4 you’ll find a handful of quite big beer bars, some are only bars while others also serve food.

Angelwitch on second floor has free pingpong shows that is actually not a scam. Nana Plaza also has quite a few ladyboy gogo-bars. You will find them on all floors on the east-side of the complex.

Hooters at the opposite side of the Nana Plaza’s entrance is a good spot for people watching.

Best gogo-bars in Nana Plaza: Rainbow 4 and London Calling.

 

Patpong 

Patpong Night Marked

Patpong is the oldest redlight district in Thailand.

Honestly I haven’t been here at night. I’ve heard this place is no good, and I have no reason to doubt that as I’ve been here in daytime and there is an avalanche of Thai men trying to sell you ‘amazing’ pussy.

Be careful with the pingpong offers you get here. There is a popular scam here that they will bring you to a bar, and to get out you have to pay a lot of money. People will block the entrance and try to intimidate you.

Easiest way to get here is by taking the metro to Silom station or the skytrain to Sala Deang station.

 

Huai Khwang

La Belle Entertainment massage
La Belle Entertainment massage

Along Ratchadaphisek Rd in the Huai Khwang area you will find a lot of soapy massage parlors. There is a big cluster of them right outside the metro station with the same name, Huai Khwang station.

The most famous soapy massage, for a long time, was Nataree Entertainment Massage. This avenue had up to hundreds of girls at prime time around 19.00, and the girls were very beautiful too.

Nataree was closed down some months ago in a big police raid. It has not opened again since. I walked past this place recently after sunset, the place was as dark as a ghost house.

 

 

Guest friendly hotels

If you are bringing girls back to your hotel from Soi Cowboy or Nana Plaza, or any other place you might find them, make sure that you have selected a guest friendly hotel, or you might be turned down in the reception when you arrive with your girl. That sucks trust me.

Most hotels are guest friendly, but there are those who are not. I made a post about guest friendly hotels in the Sukhumvit area. All hotels are close to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy.

Check it out here.

Sukhumvit Rd starts here.

It’s also worth mentioning that there is a lot of action going on in the small side streets between Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza. You will find dirty massage parlors, freelancers, blow-job bars and much more!

 


Want a creepy experience in Bangkok? Go to Siriraj Medical Museum

What’s going on guys? :S

Some time ago I went to Siriraj Medical Museum at Siriraj Hospital, and it was a visit of mixed feelings. It’s just something weird about watching real dead babies of your own species 10 cm away from you through crystal clear class.

Even tho this museum probably is very informative for certain type of people (nurses and doctors) it still has to be some of the most fucked up shit I’ve ever seen in a museum anywhere in the world.

The museum consist of five different parts in two different buildings.

The first building had four different sections. The first section was about birth defects, cancer, treatments and some other health topics. To be honest I didn’t totally catch the theme for this section as it seemed a little bit random.

What I did catch however was that you were greeted with 6 dead babies inside sealed glass compartments. All of them with different birth defects and with autopsy scars on their stomach. They also had Siamese twins in one of the glas compartments.

The next part was about the tsunami back in 2004. This part I actually liked a lot. It told the story about the tsunami on a timeline, and how Siriraj Hospital contributed to minimize suffering among the victims. Great informative stuff!

Next part was about diseases that are spread in food and water, and how you can make food so it’s clean and healthy to eat. There was also some stuff about different tropical diseases that have been in Thailand in the past and in the present, like malaria and kolera.

The last section was disturbing as fuck. I don’t even know how to explain it. They had two convicted rape murderer from the 1950 inside a glas cage. They were tied to the roof in the cage so they didn’t fall down.

They were also standing in metal buckets because they were leaking orange gunk (cake tins to be exact).

Disgusting as fuck, and if you went close you could feel the same stench as if you have a animal carrion close by.

But nothing could prepare me for the last building….

It’s called ‘The Anatomical Museum’, but it’s basically a warehouse filled with hundreds of dead humans, body parts and organs. Human heads, eyes, livers, hearts, dead babies, gigantic babies, everything you can imagine. Everything preserved in perfectly transparent glas compartments.

I won’t post any pictures of this place on the website, but if you want to get a taste of what you can expect in this museum, click here. It will take you to a google image search for this museum. Very graphic you are warned.

Tickets start at 200 baht for one building and 250 for both buildings.

Location Report | Koh Chang – Thailand

Happy New Year guys! 😀 

Time to start the new year with a fresh location report straight from my new favorite island in Thailand; Koh Chang! 😀

Holy shit did I have a great time. The vibe on this island was absolutely fantastic! 😀

I spent one week here. The three first days with a hot girl from Bangkok, after that she had to go back to Bangkok to work, which gave me a great opportunity to explore the more dirty aspects of the island (hookers, dirty massages and booze 😀 ).

In fact. I’m seriously thinking about packing my shit and get my ass down to Koh Chang for a longer period. I’ve been in Bangkok way too long, and I find myself thinking more and more about the time I lived at Koh Pha Ngan. I really miss the simple life, that was after all why I moved to Thailand.

Island life in Thailand is really amazing and I think I just found my new home. I love the relaxed lifestyle and vibe.

 

Koh Chang explained

Where to stay at Koh Chang?

Where to go at Koh Chang

 

Westside of Koh Chang

This is were 99% of the stuff is going on. The entire westside is filled with resorts, bungalows, restaurants, bars and beaches in varied degree. But to be more exact:

Northwest Koh Chang

This is where you’ll find white sand beach. The beach was great, but personally I didn’t like this area of the island. It’s too crammed with resorts, bungalows, annoying beach sellers, malls and other shit. Tourism have trashed this area completely. 🙁

Not to mention that it’s extremely expensive to stay here in high season. I looked at some 4-5 stars resorts and they demanded 15.000 baht per night. Fuck that shit…

I remember I was at Koh Chang back in 2012 and this area was not nearly as developed as it is now. They’ve really raped the beauty of this once little charming town. In 2012 you could see the beach from the main road, today you can only see 2-3 floor buildings stuffed with Pizza Company’s and Family Marts. It’s really sad.

Midwest Koh Chang

I didn’t explore this area so much. Seems to be just like white sands beach, but with less development, more high-end resorts and a shittier beach. Nothing to see here.

Southwest Koh Chang

This was my favorite place on the island. It had the perfect balance between developments and nature. Not so much development that it destroyed the beautiful surroundings, but not so little that you were practically out in the jungle.

This area also had several beautiful and relaxed beaches. Nature Beach, Lonely Beach, Lisca Beach and BangBao Beach. The beaches in south also had much less beach sellers, which was nice.

If you’re into smoking weed Southwest seems to be the place too. You had Rasta beach and Rasta View. The last one a restaurant with a Rasta / Bob Marley theme. Weed was not at the meny, but it smelled weed everywhere in this area. So it can’t be hard to get. 🙂

I was also told, by several people, that police never went south of white sand beach. So it should be very safe to smoke here. 🙂

 

Eastside of Koh Chang

Nothing happening here. Mostly Thai people living in this area.

Southeast of Koh Chang

This is where I spent the three first night with my Bangkok girl. We spent the on a hideaway bungalow resort all the way down south on the island. This resort is not on Agoda or Booking.com. You can find it here on Google maps. It’s called Tantawan Bungalows.

1km north of Tantawan Bungalows you have Long Beach. If you really want to hide away this place is for you. The beach is about 1km long and the days we were there it was maybe 10 people on the beach.

North of Long Beach there was a small restaurant selling refreshments, coconuts and Thai food.

 

Available girls (3/5)

Koh Chang had a lot of cute girls around the island. This kind of surprised me because the local girl situation on most islands in Thailand is complete shit. Maybe the fact that Koh Chang is on the east side of Thailand, next to Cambodia, have something to do with it? Just a thought…

There is no secret that the longer south you go in Thailand, the uglier the local buffe becomes. 🙁

Regular girls

If you want to hook up with regular girls on Koh Chang. Online dating, the malls and BangBao pier is your best bet. There are Tesco Lotus and BigC malls all around the island. Here you can enjoy AC while you try to hit up some local cuties.  

BangBao Pier is also a pretty good spot. This is a gigantic pier southwest on the island with its own marked..! The pier is about 1km long and on each side of the pier there are small houses with shops and restaurants. A lot of hot girls here. 🙂 They even have their own hospital on the pier.. Wtf…

Hookers

In each town down the Westside of the island you will find bars with bargirls. The biggest bar complex is in the town of white sand beach, Had Sai Khao. Then the bar complexes get smaller and smaller the more south you go on the island. When you get all the way down to Lonely Beach, there was just one bar with bargirls…

I did see some hot girls in the bars, but it’s limited. If you’re staying at Koh Chang for more than 2 weeks you will have to use the same girls over again.

Farang girls

There are a lot of farang pussy on white sand beach, BangBao beach and Lonely beach. In fact, there are a ton of farang pussy everywhere on this island. Unfortunately, it seems like a lot of them are coming here with their boyfriends from back home.

Party situation (2/5)

The party situation on Koh Chang is relaxed. There are no crazy nightclubs here that are full every night of the week. The nightlife here mainly consist of small bars with a laid back vibe. Some bars will have live music x amount days of the week.

Southeast on the island reggae seems to be the main theme. I love reggae, so that doesn’t bother me.

Lonely beach seems to be the place where young tourists and backpackers gather to have beach parties. A little bit like Full Moon party at Koh Pha Ngan, but on a much smaller scale. I spent the new years eve on Lonely Beach, and it was hundreds of people there. Great fun!

 

Stuff to do (5/5)

Oh man. This island is epic! There is so much fun stuff to do.

Chill on the beautiful beaches, flirt with Thai girls, go on crazy motorbike adventures, explore the rain-forest and the waterfalls, go on a mountain-hike, go scuba-diving, bang some hookers, play guitar on an open scene at the reggae bars, relax, go on beach parties, get to know new people, try amazing Thai food, buy an old dirtbike for 3000 baht and fuck it up offroad, go shoot guns at the shooting range.

It’s a lot of stuff to do here. 🙂

But I’m happy with just the fact that it’s a beautiful tropical island with just enough hot Asian babes for a man to get by. 🙂

My favorite thing to do on Koh Chang however was to drive the motorbike. I even rented a 600cc sport bike for two of the days. GREAT FUN! There are a lot of fun curvy mountain roads on the islands to test your riding skills.

On the eastside of the island there are many straight roads with zero developments where you can push the throttle to max.

I met a lot of other bikers on the island, and one of the days I was following them all the way southeast on the island back to where I spent my three first days with the Bangkok girl.

Long beach restaurant
Long beach restaurant

 

Cost of Living (5/5)

Koh Chang can be very cheap and very expensive. It depends on where you stay. The most expensive area of the island is Had Sai Khao where you’ll find 5 stars resorts that goes for 15.000 baht per night in the high season. You can get a good deal if you book your hotel early from agoda.com or booking.com.

If you go more south on the island around Lonely beach or BangBao beach, you’ll find a lot of cheap bungalows with ok standard. I saw bungalows as low as 150 baht!!!

You won’t find these super cheap bungalows at agoda.com or booking.com as far as I know (correct me if I’m wrong). You’ll have to go there yourself and ask for room. The cheapest I saw was at Rasta View Bungalow for 150 baht per night, you can see location at google maps here.

Food was very cheap too. I ate most of my food in the small local Thai restaurants. I ate my usual dishes like fried rice, pad krapow and Geang Ped. I paid between 30 – 60 baht for these dishes.

I also ate a really tasty pizza at a restaurant called Sleeping Owl. See location here.

50 baht fish :)
50 baht fish 🙂

It’s completely possible to live of 400 baht per day on Koh Chang, with accommodation included. If you want motorbike make it 600 baht. That’s pretty good if you ask me. It won’t be fun to live that cheap forever, but if you are making an online business it can be a great way to save money while you work, for a while. 🙂

If you have a local girl to have fun with, you have everything you need! A place to sleep and work, a tropical island, cheap healthy food, transport and pussy.

 

Safety (5/5)

I have nothing to say really. The only thing I would be careful with are the songthaew taxis at night. Especially when it’s raining. There are some crazy mountain roads between the towns at the island.

The worst road are between the west-side of the island and the ferries to the mainland on the east side. Consider renting a motorbike by the ferry if you want to drive that road yourself, and not in the back of a old beaten up pickup truck.

Thai people have no fucking clue about road safety. I prefer to drive myself whenever I have the opportunity.

Southeast of Thailand, Koh Chang included is the area of Thailand with the highest malaria risk. So if you are staying in a cheap bungalow you should probably buy a mosquito net.

 

Conclusion

As I said in the beginning of this post. I’m seriously thinking about moving to Koh Chang. I’ve been in the big city for too long. I’m ready to live the laid back lifestyle again with beaches and coconuts. I also miss riding bikes on a regular basis. You can’t do that in Bangkok because of all the traffic jams.

Hot season is right around the corner too, and I’m not very keen on living in Bangkok. When it’s 40 degrees celsius it really helps with an ocean and a motorbike to cool off. 🙂

My nasal congestion gets worse by the day living in Bangkok from all the pollution too. You can’t even see the sky here because of all the skyscrapers. I need a break from that. If I need to go back to Bangkok it’s only 5 hours away with bus. It’s not that bad, there is even an airport in Trat if I need to get to Bangkok fast.

I really liked Koh Chang. It had a good mix between developments and maintaining nature (except white sand beach). The local people here where really friendly, the ‘regular’ tourists stays at white sand beach and the backpackers where not as annoying as on Koh Pha Ngan. Maybe Koh Chang attracts a different type of young backpackers? I don’t know..

I also know that I will save a lot of money if I move to Koh Chang.

The only part that makes me skeptical about living on Koh Chang is the rainy season. I’ve heard it’s really really bad, with the most rainy days in all of Thailand. I can believe that because when I was driving my motorbike around the island a lot of the roads where broken or limited because of flash floods or heavy rain.

Rainy seasons is still 5 months ahead in time, so I should not worry about that right now. 🙂

If you want to be a butterfly and go nuts with a new girl every night. Forget about this island. The island is just too small, and the population is to low. A key to being a successful butterfly is staying low. As soon as a local girl on this island start to date a farang, I’m sure the entire island knows it in two days. Be careful.

 

Total Score

Available girls:     3/5
Party situation:   2/5
Stuff do to:           5/5
Cost of Living:      5/5
Safety:                   5/5

Goodbye Boring Life Score: 

       20 / 25

 

Have you been at Koh Chang? What did you like about the place? Tell me in the comment section.

How to get notifications from your favorite blogs

What’s going on guys? 

Just a quick tip on how you can get simple and discreet notifications from your favorite blogs directly to your internet browser.

I’m using Google Chrome, so this tip will be for people out there who use that platform, but I’m sure there are similar solutions for Firefox and Opera users.

I’m using something called RSS Feed Reader. You can download that extension to Chrome here from Google’s app store.

When you have installed the extension it will end up in the upper-right corner of Google Chrome. Click it and push the button with the plus symbol.

The program will ask you to add a feed link. What is a feed link?

It’s simply the domain with /feed at the end, so for Goodbye Boring Life it would be:

http://goodbyeboringlife.com/feed

This format work for every blog out there who use WordPress as platform (99% of them :P). So you simply write:

http://yourfavoriteblog.com/feed

When you have added your favorite blogs, and they come out with a new post, you will see a small discreet number on the extension icon in the upper-right corner. This number represent how many new blog posts since last time you clicked the icon. 🙂

You will never miss a blog post again from your favorite blogs, and you don’t have to check all your blogs for updates every single day. 🙂

 

Happy New Year – 2017 plans GBL

What’s going on guys? 😀 😀

Just want to say happy new year to all my readers out there. 😀 I write this post now because tomorrow I’ll head to Koh Chang and stay there until 3rd of January. I wont bring my laptop. I will spend those days just relaxing. Sometimes you need a break fromt the online world.

In fact, I will go to Koh Chang with a really hot chick that I met some time ago. I’m thinking about starting a relationship with her. She is gorgeous, hot, smart and awesome in bed. It will be really awesome to spend some time with her on that island while we explore it with motorbike. 🙂

Anyways…

Thank you to all the people who have read my blog this year, to all the people who comment in the comment section, the hate comments, the questions and everything else. I appreciate all of it. 😀

2016 is history. It’s been the best year ever in my life, and the first year I’ve been abroad all year! 😀

I’ve been all over Thailand in 2016. I’ve banged a lot of hot Asian babes. I’ve escaped all of it with zero diseases. I quit smoking. I’m in better shape then ever. I started a website. I started a YouTube channel. A lot of good stuff happened this year. 😀

It’s been a good year, and I can live this lifestyle now while I save money for the future. What more can I ask for..?? 😀

 

What’s the plan for 2016? 

I have big plans for this website in 2017. Early in 2017 I’ll go on a train trip up Isaan (north-east Thailand). The only region of Thailand I haven’t been to yet. You can expect a lot of nightlife guides from this area.

I will also introduce something called sneakpeaks. It will be a short post about a place I’ve been some days, but not so long that I can write a full location report.

I will also start to post more on my YouTube Channel. I love to watch videos on YouTube, and I think I have a lot to contribute to there. So make sure you subscribe to my channel.

Okay guys so now I ask you. What do you want to see on this website in 2017? Do you want more guides? More crazy stories? Do you want more guest-posts? More videos? More pictures?

I will do a lot of travel early next year. So expect a lot of guides and information. However. I also have some great stories on the shelf for you if you want that.

It’s really up to you guys. What do you want to see more of on this website?

Best regards and a happy new year,
Tim. 😀 😀

The best burger in Bangkok money can buy 2

What’s going on guys? 😀 

Some time ago I wrote about Firehouse’s burger at Sukhumvit soi 11. And yes, it’s a really tasty burger, with really juicy meat, that you should try when you are in Bangkok.

Last night however, I found a burger that beat the Firehouse burger by a million miles. It’s simply the best burger I’ve eaten, ever. And it only costs 200 baht.

I’ve never eaten a burger with so many flavors and aromas packed into it. I ate the cowboy burger last night with barbecue sauce, grilled onions, jalapenos, cheese and double bacon, but they also have a lot of other burgers to choose from.

You can choose if you want beef or pork burger. I went for the beef burger. It’s the same price.

In had sky-high expectations for this burger as the guy I was going there with had been talking about this burger all fucking day about how amazing it was, and it still didn’t disappoint me.

It’s called the Daniel Thaiger burger. You can find location of this place here on Google maps, and their Facebook page here.

UPDATE: Daniel Thaiger have opened a second restaurant now in Sukhumvit soi 11 just outside Levels nightclub.

 

Clean and cheap food at Sukhumvit Rd Asok

What’s going on guys? 😀

Just a quick tip on where you can find really cheap (and clean) food at Asok in Bangkok. An area that is usually a lot more expensive than other parts of Bangkok.

Most of the dishes here will set you back anything from 30 to 80 baht. Water costs 15 baht and soda water 20 baht if I remember correct. You can get the same dishes in Terminal 21 or Central World, but there it will be 4-5 times more expensive.

You can also get these dishes in the street kitchens, but I don’t like to eat there too much. It’s noisy, dusty and hot.

Anyways. The place I’m talking about is called Tops Marked & food court. It’s a grocery store and a food court combined. It’s kind of hard to explain where this place is, so I made a video to show how to get there together with some shots of what kind of food you can get there.

It’s basically Thai food, Vietnamese food, Chinese food and Isaan food. The food is made in a clean environment and you can enjoy AC while you eat.

In fact. These food courts can be found all over Bangkok if you just know how they look. Look for the Tops Marked logo, and there will probably be a Tops Marked food court nearby too. :=)

3 reasons I don’t like Thailand’s go-go bars

What’s going on guys? 😀 

The go-go bars in Thailand can be a real fucking blast! If you are looking for hot girls to drag back to your hotel then go-go bars would be my first choice. Some go-go bars really know what girls to employ so they can make you happy.

That said, nothing is perfect, and there are a few things that really grind my gears about them. Here are three of them.

 

1: Intrusive staff

This is the absolute worst. Sometimes mamasan will come over demanding me to take a girl..

“You want this girl, that girl, or this one??? You must choose one!”….

No, I don’t have to choose a girl you piece of shit. I’m here to relax and have a great time with my fucking beer. If I don’t want a girl, I don’t want it. There was no sign outside the bar warning me that I had to take a girl, so fuck off.

Nothing is worse in the go-go bars than to have an old 40-year-old rude skunk telling you what to do. If this happens I usually drink up my beer, pay and leave. This is the only way they will change. Don’t accept shitty behavior like that.

In fact, that is the only reason why they behave like that. Some loser farang will give in and pick a girl. And he will probably end up with a shitty girl who asks for a lady drink every 10 seconds. Which brings me to my next point…

Demanding bar girls.. 

Yeah. I get it that you are trying to make money, and I understand that you want to make as much money as possible too. Everyone wants more money.

However, your primary job is to entertain me. Asking for a ladydrink every 10 second is not entertaining, it’s nagging. Therefore, you failed your job and I won’t buy a single drink to you.

I don’t ask my readers for 10 dollars to access this website. I let my readers read first for free, and if they want to support me by buying me a beer (ladydrink hihi), or buy a Thai Cupid membership, that’s fantastic. But I wont beg for it…

 

2: Music is too loud

Why the fuck do they have to play the music so loud? I literally have to yell people in the ear so they can hear what I’m saying.

I want to vet my girl before I bring her back to the hotel. I want to find out what she’s about, maximizing my odds to pick a girl that will actually give me a good time. A hot girl is not enough for me. I want a hot girl with good attitude if you know what I mean..

The volume in the go-go bars makes this almost impossible. I have to yell people in the ear, and other people have to yell me in the ear. Thai people’s English skills doesn’t exactly make the communication any better either..

I think go-go bars in Thailand only employ DJ’s that are deaf, or they have become deaf after playing too loud music for years. What’s the fucking point?

All I can say is, protect your ears in Thailand. This shit is not healthy.

 

3: The hottest girls are on the outside

I kind of get this one from a business perspective. Pretty girls at the outside will attract more people inside. Totally get it.

If the girl on the outside has a number-tag on her hip or shoulder, you can usually ask the staff when you get inside for that girl, and they will bring her in.

However, it’s so disappointing when two pretty girls drag you into the bar, and as soon as you sit down they disappear like a fart in the wind. Then you realize there are only skunks on the stage, and you can’t leave because you are waiting for your beer…

If you are even more lucky you will have an obese mamasan over you nagging about drinks and girls.

Never sit down to order before you have taken a good look at the girls on the stage. I usually tell the staff that I have to go to the toilet first. That way they can’t hang over me like a hawk. When I get out of the toilet the staff will most likely leave me alone, giving me time and peace to take a good look at the girls on the stage.

If there are no hot girls I’ll go straight out of the bar and try the next one. 🙂

 

There you have it. Three reasons why I don’t like the go-go bars in Thailand. All three reasons can be dealt with if you know what you are doing. So it’s not really that bad, ey? 😀

Random questions from my readers part 2

Some more questions that didn’t make it in part 1.

 

Do Thai girls shave or not? 

Armpits: ✅
Legs: ✅

Pussy: Not really. I’v meet some girls that shave, but most of those where professional. But even among professionals you will see a lot of bushes.

At the beginning I didn’t like this, but as time have passed, I’ve started to like it more and more. In fact, whenever I see a girl that is clean cut now I feel like she is 10 years old.

If you are looking for clean shaved pussies you are in the wrong country mate!

 

Hey Tim. Last time I went to Pattaya. I had to pay 1000 baht for the barfine, and 3000 for the girl. This was short time at around 22.00 in the evening in Walking Street. Is this the new normal? 

1000 baht for the barfine doesn’t sound too crazy. The days where you could get a 19 y/o hottie in walking street for 300 baht barfine + 1500 baht long-time is history.

Not only have the hookers in walking street become very expensive, but more and more of them have really shitty attitude. For this I blame the men.

When you are in Walking Street you will see men throwing money on the girls for no other reason that they are hot. The girls don’t have to do shit to earn the money. 10 year ago the girls had to be gentle, cute, and give good service to earn that money.

When that is said. You will still be able to find cheap pussy in Pattaya with good attitude. You just have to look longer for it, and you probably have to look other places than Walking Street.

You can still get good pussy in Soi 6 for 1000 baht, sex on sale right there.

I know a lot of people say that the hookers ‘only’ think about money. That is true of course, but what’s also true is that dressing nice and having courtesy will get you a long fucking mile too.

I don’t know how you dress or behave, but I see so many guys out there that dress like shit, becomes too drunk and have a terrible attitude towards the girls. I understand why the girls charge extra for those morons, or turn them down.

 

How do you make your money while you live in Thailand? Are you a English teacher? You kind of suck in English, so I hope not… 

Thanks mate. Naah. I’m not a English teacher. I make most of my money doing online businesses like this website. I made a post a while ago about how I made my first money online.

I also make a small profit from renting out my apartment back home.

There is a million ways to make money online. You need to be creative. Make something people are willing to pay for. Make something people enjoy. But don’t be that moron who buys a “magical” e-book that will give you “10 proven steps” to make x-amount of money in x-amount of time.

Truth is. If someone is banking money online, they won’t tell you. No one wants competition.

Did you know there is a guy that makes money while he stares at people? Check out this freaky video.

Be creative!

 

Tim. Is it really worth it to spend so much money in Pattaya do have fun with girls? How much 

That is very subjective, and entirely up to you. I love to party, I love banging hot Asian chicks, I love beer and I love the tropical weather down here. I think it’s worth every penny.

 

Is Thailand really safe for tourists? I just watched that video from Hua Hin where some thugs beat up an English family.

Yes Thailand is safe. As long as you don’t behave like a complete moron or disrespect anyone, you will never end up in trouble. It’s very rare that Thai people are the trouble makers.

I tell my friends. You can go anywhere anytime all over Thailand. You have nothing to worry about. Let yourself loose.

Read up on 7 things not to do in Thailand, this post and this post.

The best cheapest hotel in Pattaya

I hate to spend money on accommodation. Every time I push the confirm button on Agoda I feel like I threw money down the drain.

Chances are, if you are a regular Joe with a limited budget, accommodation will be your biggest expense when you travel. If you can trim this expense, you can save a lot of money that can be spent on more fun stuff. Like hookers, booze and Nutella pancakes. (You’re going to Pattaya, just admit it…)

Your money in Pattaya
Your money in Pattaya

So. You want to have a lot of fun, and you want to do all that fun stuff while living in a decent hotel that don’t have cockroaches running around on the floor. You want to be close to the action, but not so close that you can’t sleep from all the noise.

You want to have Walking Street, Soi 6, Soi Diana, LK Metro and Beach Rd close by.

Where should you stay?  

Areca Lodge.

No one above, no one beside.

This hotel is awesome. In fact. Tell me one hotel in the entire world where you can get more for you money. I don’t think you will find it.

This hotel have two swimming pools, it have a fitness area, two restaurants, very nice staff, in-room dining, big and clean rooms, tv, rainfall showers, and minisafe.

The hotel is in the middle of walking street, Beach Rd, Soi 6 and LK metro. Just outside the hotel you have a big are with tons of beer-bars filled with hot Asian girls waiting for you.

The hotel is guest friendly. Check map under to see where the hotel is compared to everything else.

Price: Usually between 1000 – 2000 baht per night. Depending on season. If you book this hotel early at Agoda you can get it at a very good price.

Click here to book the hotel.

Will you get cheaper hotel than this in Pattaya? 

Yes you will. But do you really want to stay in a shabby hotel for a very low price?

Maybe the hotel is noisy? Maybe it smells? Maybe the beds are Thai style (hard as concrete)?

I know that when I go to Pattaya, I want to have fun. If I have a shitty hotel room that smells like piss and where the AC sounds like a vacuum cleaner, I’m not going to have fun. Not the bar-girl that I’m with either.

 

Random questions from my readers part 1

What’s going on guys? 😀 

This website has been up for almost 6 months now and I’ve been pumping out posts for around 4 months.

In that time I’ve had 450.000 page views and almost 100.000 unique visitors. Most of you come from Google searches, read a post, and never come back. Some of you stick around for a while, then you’re gone, while some of you have been reading almost every blog post. 😀

In this post I’ll answer some of the question you have sent to me one way or another.

These are questions from e-mails, some question have come through the comment fields, while some have come through Google searches (yes, I can see what you guys are searching to find my site, you sick bastards!)

So with no further ado. Here are some questions asked by you. Good lord…

 

Questions

Can I fuck bar-girls that are on their period? 

What the fuck meme

 

How much is it for a Thai hooker per night? 

That’s like asking how much a beer on planet earth costs. Prices vary so much it’s impossible to give you an exact answer. Lets say 2000 baht on average (with barfine).

 

Can I pay for threesome in Thailand? 

Yes, yes you can! 😀 😀

There are several places you can have a threesome in Thailand in return of money. The two most famous places are Devil’s Den in Pattaya and Eden’s Club in Bangkok.

Soi 6 in Pattaya is also a place a threesome is very possible. Just ask around in the bars for girls that are willing to go together, or just ask the mamasan in each bar. Don’t be shy. 🙂

However. I do recommend to work for the threesome a little bit more. Try to find two freelance girls in a nightclub that are willing to go together to your room. If you do it that way you are much more likely to end up with much hotter girls.

The girls at Devil’s Den and Eden Club are really not that hot. In Soi 6 the

 

Do gogo bar girls give GFE (girl friend experience) during short time?

Depends on what you mean with GFE. If you mean a girl who is friendly and smile to you, who are willing to do whatever you demand? Yes, it’s possible to have a GFE experience during short time.

However. If you also want a sleep-over, it goes without saying that it’s not possible during short-time…

 

Where can I hook up with Western girls in Thailand? 

To be honest. I don’t think Thailand is the best country to hook up with Western women. A lot of Western women think that Thailand is just one big whorehouse filled with old horny pigs (not entirely untrue), so they avoid going here. To bad for them!

Going to Thailand to hook up with Western Girls is like going to America to hook up with slim girls. It’s possible, but you’ll have to take a good look.

Here are the biggest beehives with farang pussy if that is what makes you hard.

Bangkok: Khao-San Rd

Pattaya: Forget about it

Chiang Mai: Around the temples and at the nightclub Zoe in Yellow

Phuket: I actually don’t know..

Koh Pha Ngan: Half Moon Festival and Full Moon party.

 

Condom tore with prostitute on her period, what can I do? 

Oh shiiiit! Not good man! The best you can do is to read my STD Emergency guide and hope for the best! Get tested in two months. Good luck!

 

Sex vacation to Pattaya when to go where to stay? 

If you are just coming to Pattaya for sex, and don’t give a shit about getting a tan or other activities. I would go between June and early November.

November to mid-January is high season. Pattaya is crammed with tourists and everything is much more expensive. Hotels, food, transport and hookers…

Mid-January to late-May is too hot, with temperatures peaking 45 celsius at the hottest days.

June to early November is rainy season, but the weather in Pattaya is actually quite stable even in the rainy season. The rain showers usually comes between 17-20 at the afternoon. At day time it’s around 30 degrees and partly cloudy. Perfect weather. 🙂

Hotel in Pattaya

My favorite hotel in Pattaya by a mile is Areca Lodge. If you can find a hotel in the entire world that will give you more value for your money, than this hotel, please show me.

Areca Lodge have two swimming pools, sauna, massage girls, fitness room and fresh rooms with minibar, bath-tube and king-size beds. The breakfast is awesome and the staff is very friendly.

The hotel is located in the middle of Walking Street and Soi 6, and LK Metro is just outside the door. The beach is 10 minutes away by foot, where you kind find hundreds of freelancers all over the place.

Just check the map under of Areca Lodge’s position in Pattaya 🙂

Check out Areca Lodge at Agoda at this link if you want to book a room. 🙂

 

What establishment is the MOST fun?? 

That is a really hard question to answer, and it really comes down to what girl you find, the general vibe of the bar you’re in, and what you prefer yourself.

For me personally. I like the short-time bars in Soi 6 Pattaya A LOT. I’ve never had a really bad time there.

It’s usually high energy like in the go-go bars, but it doesn’t feel as cramped (even when there is a lot of people).

The girls are always up for fun in Soi 6, they don’t nag about lady drinks constantly and I love their skimpy outfits. 😀

When you have found a girl that you like, you can bring her upstairs and bang her right away. It will only set you back 1000 baht. No bar fines or other bullshit.

 

How can I have sex with university girls? 

If you are looking for young petite university girls in their early twenties, you should be in Bangkok. Bangkok is probably the easiest city in the world to pick up free pussy.

The fact that there’s even red-light districts in Bangkok is a fucking paradox considering how easy regular girls are here.

As long as your white, and don’t look like this guy, you should be able to get some pussy in this town.

Pull up Google maps to find out where the universities in Bangkok are. Hang out in cafes and restaurants nearby. The sky-train stations are also good spots to pick up girls at cool days.

Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly are also good options if you are too lazy to approach girls.

 

Hotels in Thailand where you can fuck the staff?

but why meme

 

Are Thai girls up for anal sex? 

Not really. If you try to stick it up their butt most of them will freak out. If you want to have anal sex your best shot is to find a professional. The escort sites usually tells you what girls are up for anal sex.

Out of all the regular girls I have banged down here, maybe 1/8 have been up for butt sex. The rest will freak out.

 

How much it will cost for ten days sex tour to Thailand? 

Check out this post where I make a sex vacation budget for you. That post is about to be heavily updated too. 🙂

 

Go-go bars with nude girls in Bangkok? 

Crazy house in Soi Cowboy have nude girls dancing all night. In fact, Crazy House is one of my favorite go-go bars in Thailand. Check out this post for directions and more info.

 

Big poop now I’m bleeding from anus what to do? 

Dude… Go to the doctor, and how the hell did you end up at this site? I don’t think I have that string of words anywhere here.

 

Chances of prostitute biting dick off? 

In fact. I think the chances of a jealous Thai girlfriend chopping of your dick with a kitchen knife while you sleep is bigger than a hooker biting of your dick. That first one is actually an epidemic in Thailand. Fucking insane… Another good reason to bang hookers, I guess?

 

What is the best beer in Thailand?

To be honest. I don’t think any of them are especially tasty. I’ve tasted some good local brews, but I don’t know what name they have, or if they have any name at all.

I honestly think Singha and Chang taste like shit. I drink Heineken and Carlsberg in the bars usually. If a bar have draft beer, I will usually drink that, whatever it is.

I drink Singha sometimes for nostalgic reasons. The taste reminds me of my first trip to Thailand. 🙂

There is one place in Bangkok called Tawandang that have amazing beer on draft. Read more here.

 

Okay. That’s it for this time. As you can see. Some of you come with some pretty hilarious questions. I have over 20.000 unique search results, more sick questions will come in the future. 🙂

 

Peace! 😀

7 monger tips for the upcoming highseason (Thailand)

What’s going on guys? 😀 

It’s safe to say that high season in Thailand is right around the corner. Airplanes are landing every day with horny gentlemen from all over the world. They have been living in celibate the last 11 months because the women in their own countries are unfuckable gorillas.

Don’t despair my friend, good times are right around the corner. 😀 😀

Here are 7 random tips for you horny mongers out there, that will hopefully make your trip easier. 🙂 

 

1: Bring your own condoms!

Yes. They have condoms in Thailand too. But here is the issue with those condoms. I don’t trust them, and neither should you. I’ve had 3 cases where the condoms I bought in Thailand (7/11) busted. Nothing sucks more than to have a condom bust with a dirty slut you found in a dark alley of Pattaya. Then you have to wait 2 months before you can go get a HIV test. 🙁

Solution: 

You hoard a bunch of my.size condoms. Use a ruler to measure your dick, then buy condoms accordingly from their website, or Amazon. You can use their measure tool at their website too.

I’ve bought these condoms a million times. They are the best. The latex fabric is super-slim, and the condoms fit my dick perfectly. Making me feel a lot. It’s almost like you don’t have a condom on.

Click here to go to their website.

Condom case

This is not necessary. But if you want to be completely sure that your condoms takes no damage in your pockets, you should buy this condom case at Amazon. It will keep you your condoms from cracking. 🙂

 

2: Always make report with the girl

This is something I never did in the beginning of my Thailand career. At least not deliberately.

I just went into whatever bar or gogo I could find, and took the hottest girl from the shelf. I rarely had much of a conversation with her, or asked her about anything really.

I’ve had several girls with bad behavior because I did minimal research about her before I took her out of the bar.

So. What exactly do I mean with making report with a girl? 

Short answer: Get to know her a little bit before you bring her back to your room.

Long answer:

  • What is her name?
  • How old is she?
  • How long has she been working in the bar?
  • How does she behave around the other girls?
  • Is she nagging about lady drinks all the time?
  • How demanding is she, will she be hard to keep under control?
  • Does she seem interested in you?
  • Is her attention on you, or her phone, or with the other bar girls?
  • Ask her what she goes along with. Will she be a good girl?
  • Etc…

 

What I’ve learned over the years is: It’s much more fun and rewarding to be with a 6/10 girl with really good attitude than a 9/10 with shitty and high maintenance attitude.

 

3: How to find a stunner with good attitude

I’ve already mentioned how you can find a stunner in Bangkok in this post, you can use that blueprint for all other cities in Thailand.

But maybe the best way to find a stunner with awesome attitude, that will satisfy your needs and fantasies, is the escort services.

A new and upcoming escort service right now is Perslu. Here you can find hot girls in both Bangkok and Phuket. You should absolutely take a look. 🙂

 

4: Read up on what NOT to do in Thailand. 

Thailand is a pretty awesome place. As long as you are not a complete asshole you will probably never end up in any problems here. Whenever friends and acquaintances goes to Thailand, I just tell them to let loose and have fun. Nothing to worry about here.

Check out this post about what not do to in Thailand. Some of the points at this list is especially important right now because of recent events in Thailand.

And check out here why you don’t do drugs in Thailand.

 

5: Don’t get too drunk

It’s easy to get drunk in Thailand. Alcohol is available everywhere and it’s very cheap. Bar-girls will constantly ask you if you want more drinks. It’s so fucking easy to get carried away. 😀

If you get too drunk, like the idiot in the video under. You will be an easy target for theft and robbery. There are Thai men around in Thailand’s tourist areas spawning for tourists that are too drunk to take care of them self.

 

Notice how the drunk guy just grab a random girl’s head that’s sitting on the side-street at 3:27. In Thailand the head is considered the most holy part of the body, and touching someones head randomly like that is extremely rude.

And, also notice how he slams the plastic chair on the truck hinge at 0.10, and notice the Thai guy’s reaction. Not much reaction, but you can clearly see that he don’t like it.

Thai thugs that are looking for drunk tourists to steal from, are also watching idiots like this guy. If the drunk idiot had just touched that old driver, he would have 10 Thai guys surrounding him within 5 seconds. Beating the living crap out of him. Like in the video under at 5:15.

 

A good tip to not get in trouble in Thailand is; don’t behave like these idiots above. 😀

 

6: How to save 500 baht on most hookers

Quick tip on how you can haggle a girl down 500 baht.

Lets say a girls say her price is 2000 baht long-time. Tell her that you will give her this price if she does an excellent job. If not she will only get 1.500.

If the girl doesn’t give you what you want, or made a grim face, you just saved 500 baht!

I do this with every girl I ever go with, and I have saved some money on it. 🙂

Remember to not be to up-front if you decide to haggle on a girl’s price. Remember they are human beings, not a hard-ware part for you computer.

 

7: Don’t fall in love with a bar-girl

In the middle of January next year. Thousands of men will fly home with tears in their eyes because they fell in love with little Poi from Pattaya. They’ve spent every day together for the last 3 weeks, but now it’s time to get home again.

She has promised to stay faithful to him if he sends her 20.000 baht (550 USD) per month. She will go home to her village and wait for him.

What he doesn’t know is that Poi is full of shit, and she will not go home to her village. As soon as Mr. Farang is on his airplane back home, another Mr. Farang is in her bar with a big boner more than ready to pay her 2000 baht for a quick shag.

Now Poi can make money from the bar, customers and Mr. Farang that send money from abroad.

Poi can now afford sending money to her family in Isaan, and buy that new Iphone so she can watch endless food pictures on her Facebook-feed from morning to night.

Next time you are in a bar in Thailand. Notice what the girls are doing on their phones. (Spoiler: All of them are talking with several men from all over the world. Constantly looking for morons who will gladly send them money for future promises.)

These girls are professionals. They will give you a good time, but that is not because they love you. It’s because they want your money. If you feel good, you are willing to pay more. 🙂

Lets end the post with this video. I love how shameless this girl is. Yes I have three boyfriends and all of them are sending me money! Money money happy happy. 😀

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How to start learning Thai!

What’s going on guys? 😀

A reader asked me some days ago how he could start learning Thai, if it was hard and how long it would take him to be fluent.

First. I just want to say that I’m by no means fluent in Thai.

In fact, I kind of suck.

I know the basics, but I don’t understand shit if the person talks fast, if there is noise in the background or if someone talks about more advanced topics.

I can say hello, have basic everyday conversations, order food, talk about the weather and I know how to ask a girl to suck my dick. I know how to get by in life. 😀

Second. Yes, learning Thai is hard. Thai is a tonal language. That means that almost every word have 4-5 different meanings, depending on the tone. And to make it even harder, they have a different alphabet.

Third. I have no idea how long it would take to be fluent. I think that very few foreigners can be fluent in this language, unless you have some serious talent for language.

I’m 28 years old now, I’ve known English since I was ten, but I still have a foreign accent when I talk.

When that is out-of-the-way.. 😀

Learning Thai is fun, and you don’t need to be fluent. Knowing the basics will get you a long way. 😀 The kind of reaction you get from Thai people when you try to speak Thai is priceless.

“Oh my Goood. You speak Thai veeelyyy gooooood. Why you speak Thaaai. You have girlfriend Thai?”

In fact. Asking girls to learn me Thai is one of my most successful ways to ask a girl out. Even on Thai Cupid I say in my profile that I’m interested in learning Thai. Not a day passes without some Thai chick telling me she can be my teacher! 😀

 

How to start learning Thai

Manee Mana

Manee Mana are 12 books that were used in Thai school in the past. They are not in use anymore, but are available online for free at this link.

I used these books to learn the alphabet, basic words and basic conversations. I sat down with the books, while I had different girls from Thai Cupid correcting me while I read over Skype.

This books do requires that you know the Thai alphabet. Everything is written in the Thai Alphabet. The best way to learn the alphabet is to spend one week drilling all day. That’s what I did.

Thai For Beginners by Benjawan Poomsan Becker

If you don’t want to read Manee Mana while a Thai girl corrects you over Skype, your next best shot is this book. It comes with a CD that you can follow so you get the correct pronunciation.

Thai With Mod

Mod is a Thai girl who is running a YouTube Channel. Not only is she a good teacher, but she’s hot as fuck too.

You can find her channel here.

Personally I don’t like video format when I’m learning Thai. I think it’s tiresome to go back and forth in the video. Much easier to just have a book, and read with a girl that you have on video call. But that is just my opinion.

 

What’s next? 

As soon as you’ve gotten the basics down, you have to go out in the field testing your new skills!

Bar-girls are an excellent partner to talk with. Their job is to entertain the customers. As long as you give her a little tip, or you keep buying her lady drinks, she will be more than happy to talk with you.

I always wear a small notebook. In this book I write down 5-10 new words everyday that I pick up here and there. When the night comes I’m about to sleep, I will go through the words and memorize them, in the morning I will go over the same words one more time.

 

Okay guys. That’s it for this time. I am working on some really big posts at the moment, but they take time to make. But they will be ready at any time. 😀

Peace!

Where to find cheap pussy in Pattaya

High season is just around the corner, and in a couple of weeks we will start to see the bars, beaches and the streets of Pattaya fill up with horny gentlemen from all over the world. Good times, good times will come! 😀

Unfortunately, when demand goes up, prices goes up, up ad UP! Fuck man, that is life….. 🙁

If you’re on a tight budget, don’t worry. I will do whatever I can to help out a fellow monger!

 

The cheapest sex in Pattaya

If you are looking for sex, expect to pay 1000 baht a pop. You can find sex cheaper than this, but it would probably be an old beaten up skunk with a ton of make-up and stretch marks everywhere. Not my idea of fun.

 

The blow job bars

Okay. I think the blow-job bars offer great value. You won’t get sex, but blow-jobs.

Dont be depressed yet. These girls really know how to suck cock. If a girls really know what she’s doing, I think it’s even better than regular vaginal sex with condom.

If you’re not picky on looks, you can take an old lady that have been doing this job the last 20 years. She knows her stuff and will drain your balls like no other girl have ever done before. Trust me on this guys!

Or you can choose a petite little shy newcomer and cum all over her pretty little face while she has a panic attack. It’s really up to you. 😀

I’ve already covered where you can find blow-job bars in Pattaya in this post. So check it out for more information. Expect to pay anything between 700 to 1000 baht for a blow job.

If blow jobs is not enough for you, and you want hot wild sex with a lady all night long in your hotel bed. Then your next best shot is the freelancers.

Freelancers at Beach Rd

Just because a girl is a freelancer, doesn’t mean that she’s a toothless old skunk with HIV and a missing leg. Some girls just prefer to work on their own. They have complete ownership over their own income, and they can choose when they want to work. Some girls just prefer that style.

They don’t want to sit in a bar all night long pushing people to buy drinks, or dance on a scene for 6 hours in a Gogo bar.

You can find freelancers all over Beach Rd that goes along, you guessed it, the beach! 😀

It’s literally hundreds, if not maybe thousands of girls on this street every night waiting for customers. Just walk up and down Beach Rd while you look at the buffet, until you find a girl that you want to drain your balls in.

Negotiation is possible, but don’t be to aggressiv. What I usually do is to tell the girl that I will give her what she want, if she does an outstanding job. If not, I will give her 300-500 baht less.

 

Caution with freelancers

If you take a freelancer, you have to bring her back to your hotel (Unless you take her It have happened that freelancers have stolen stuff from their customers. This is how you avoid that:

  • Make the girl shower first. When she is done, make her leave her clothes and purse at the bathroom while you take a shower. If she want to steal your stuff. She will have to run out of the hotel naked in a towel.
  • Put all your cash and credit cards in the safe, or bring it with you when you take a shower.

Girls that drug down their customers

I think this is mostly an urban myth. I’ve never heard about anyone, or talked with a anyone that have been drugged down by a hooker in Thailand. I’ve only read stories about it on strange places on the Internet.

I would not worry to much about this.

Watch out for bad behavior

Some girls that works as freelancers do so because they got kicked out or their bar from bad behavior. Some have also caught serious diseases like HIV or Hepatitis. Always use condom with these girls.

Build report 

To avoid a freelancer with bad behavior, build report with the girl. Talk with her for 10-15 minutes before you decide to take her back. That way you have a feel for how she is. You could even bring her for some food. Thai girls love to eat, as long as you pay she won’t say no, and you have more time to build report. 🙂

 

Freelancers in nightclubs

The nightclubs in Walking Street is filled with freelancers, especially after midnight. You are probably more likely to find a girl here that is up for some serious fun. They have already been drinking and have loosen up much more than the girls that are just standing around in the streets.

Insomnia and Ibar have freelancers all over the dance-floor, and around the bar, after midnight.

Negotiation is possible, and if the girl really likes you she might even go with you for free. If she went there with a friend. Well.. Maybe you are about to try your first threesome? 😀 😀

Expect to pay 1000 – 1500 for a freelancer in the nightclubs short time, and 1500+ for long-time.

 

Happy ending massage in Pattaya

There is not a street in Pattaya that doesn’t have a massage shop. They are literally everywhere, and all of them offer happy endings. I’ve been doing this game so long now. I just take the oldest and fattest lady I can find.

They have been doing this job for decades. They know how to massage you, they have strong hands, trust me, these women will dismantle you with their hands. At the end I let them suck me off, I don’t even care how they look. I just close my eyes and enjoy the sensations. These old women know how to suck out every single sperm-cell in your ball sack.

Expect to pay around 300 baht for 1 hour massage, and anything from 500 baht to 1000 baht for the blowjob, depending on how hot the girl is. 🙂

 

Online dating

One blowjob in Pattaya will set you back minimum 700 baht. A one month membership at Thai Cupid will set you back around the same amount (20 dollar). With that tool you have access to hundred of thousands of girls that are eager to met foreigners.

Thai men are already womanizers and will hit on Thai women in everyday situations, so you know that if a Thai girl is on a dating site, she’s there to meet foreigners.

Signing up for a dating site is really a no-brainer before you go to Thailand. Read more here.

 

So. This is my best tips for finding cheap sex in Pattaya for those who are on a budget. Go out and have some fun! 😀

Of course, the hottest girls are in the gogo-bars. But I think the prices are outrageous, and a lot of the hot girls in the gogo’s get so much attention that they have become spoiled shit kids. It’s not fun to be with them.

And in the end it’s going to cost you 3000+ baht when you have paid for barfine, the girls, your drinks and her lady drinks. For that price she should treat you like a fucking sultan, but she won’t because she’s a spoiled brat.

It’s much better to find a cute freelancer in the street, or at a nightclub, party and have fun with her all night, and bring her back to your hotel 4 in the morning for the finale. If you are on a tight time-schedule, just go to a blow-job bar and get your balls drained in 15 minutes.

Dancing Girls In Thailand vol. 1 !!! :D

Whats up guys? 

I sit on a ton of footage from Thailand. I have over 4 years of videos from Bangkok, Pattaya, Phuket and Chiang Mai.

Problem is that the laptop I have sucks, and it’s impossible to edit video on it.

That problem is solved now, because I just purchased a new laptop with much more power. Editing video on this computer is a summer breeze!

So… I present to you…. 😀

And remember to subscribe to my Youtube Channel. I will not make a new post at Goodbye Boring Life everytime I put out a new post. If you subscribe you will always know when I put out a new video. 🙂

Tell me what you think in the comment section. Do you want more of this stuff?

How to deal with “The Thailand Fever” (post-homecoming)

What’s going on guys? 🙂

Let’s talk about the hardest part of a Thailand vacation; Going home. 🙁

In my country we have our own expression for this condition. In Norwegian it’s called “Thailand syken” and can be best translated as “The Thailand Fever”.

It basically means that you had the greatest three weeks of your entire life, but now it’s over.

You are back in your boring hometown where nothing ever happens. Thinking back on what you just experienced.

You lived like a rock star, you drilled more pussy in three weeks then you did in your entire life back home, girls jumped on your dick from all corners, you ate the most amazing and tasty Thai food for almost free, explored the most amazing beaches and experienced the friendliness of the Thai people.

It was always something fun to do or to explore every day. Always something happening, or something new to experience.

 

You had the ride of you life, but now you are back in this street:

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Thinking back to this shit:

 

Fuck…

There is nothing to do. The weather is cold and windy. The people are miserable. The women are not smiling, and they suddenly became much more masculine after your first Thailand trip. In fact, you don’t even find them slightly attractive anymore…

The food is boring and overpriced. It’s hard to get places. It’s too much regulations.

There’s nothing to do.

Then you realize it.

You have no opportunity to go back to Thailand until one full year have passed. You have to stay in your shitty little hometown an entire year before you can go back to paradise. Your only income is your shitty job that you have started to hate, and you’re full of dept.

Double fuck…

Congratulations, the depression and feeling of hopelessness is real.

Welcome to “The Thailand Fever” club. 🙂

The next year you will constantly think about Thailand. It will always be on your mind. From now on, everything that you do, you will compare to Thailand.

Your friends will think you are crazy because you talk about Thailand nonstop.

You try to tell your friends how good it was, but they don’t really understand or believe it, because the only way to understand is to experience it.

You will look for cheap flight tickets everyday before you go to sleep.

You will start to hang out on Thai forums and Thai groups on Facebook.

 

How to deal with The Thailand Fever

To be honest with you. I have no fucking clue on how to deal with it 100%. I was depressed almost 24/7 between my Thailand vacations. That’s why I did something about my situation and moved to Thailand.

My best advice is to just be strong, but I know that is a terrible advice lol…

One day you will be back in paradise. Keep in touch with people that you met on your trip. Join Facebook groups about Thailand, where you can talk with like-minded that understand your longing.

Find out where you can get Thai food in your city, and where all the Thai massage shops are.

If your situation becomes unbearable, you can always get some relieve in a Thai massage shop, or eat some Thai food while you hear the employees talk Thai in the background. Close your eyes and pretend that you are on a beach in Thailand.

I used to eat Thai food at a restaurant in Oslo, in the next building there was a Thai massage place that did happy endings. The girls there would suck me off after 1 hour massage. It was not optimal, but it sure took the edge of when I missed Thailand the most.

I also came in contact with a young Thai girl (20 years old) at one of these massage spots in Oslo. We ended up being fuckfriends for almost 8 months. That helped A LOT!!!!

Go to YouTube and look for fun videos from Pattaya, Bangkok and Phuket. A lot of people upload new videos almost daily. There are also a million blogs out there, like this one, that writes about life in Thailand.

Sign up for Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly. Here you can contact and get to know a million different Thai girls that you can talk with at Skype or Line when the winter kick in. That always helps!

Just remember that one day you will be back in Paradise, and you will be living like a rockstar again, drilling tight Asian pussy from every corner all day long! 😀 😀

In fact, I think that living this lifestyle 24/7, like I’ve been doing the last year, is not really healthy. I don’t even flinch when I see three naked girls dancing on a pole anymore. It’s become so normal for me.

I don’t even notice the freelancers at Sukhumvit anymore when they offer sex, I walk past them like they don’t even exist… Is that healthy??? I don’t know…

How I quit using tobacco

What’s going on guys? 😀

Some weeks ago I decided to stop using tobacco. 6 weeks have passed and I haven’t touched it since. No tobacco, no nicotine-gum, no nicotine-plaster, no e-cigarette, no-nothing.

I’ve inhaled zero nicotine. Have I been clear enough? 😀

In this post I will tell you how I did it. Lets start!

 

How I quit smoking

What was my motivation to quit smoking? 

I felt like a fucking bitch to the cigarette. I was tired of the addiction. I was tired of sucking on that cancer-stick 10-15 times a day. For no good reason other than a temporary good feeling.

I hated the fact that every time I was out flying, I stressed with getting one last cigarette before I entered the airport. When I was in the air, I was eager to land fast so I could smoke another cigarette. Long-distance flights was hell.

The cigarettes had me by the balls, and I was sick of that.

 

Preparations – None. I didn’t even set a date to quit. The reason was that I didn’t want to make any tension or anxiety the days before the ‘quit-date’.

What I did instead was to just decided that I would quit on a random day in the near future, and I would do it on a day I felt it was right to quit.

 

Quit-day – I woke up. I started my day with my regular coffee and tobacco. This day the tobacco didn’t taste as good as usual. I don’t know why.

It continued like this the rest of the day, so I decided that when I woke up the next day. I was done with this nonsense for good.

 

The three first days – These days were the worst. It was a mix of a lot of different feelings, combined with bodily reactions like sweating, freezing, dizziness, head-aches, feeling of emptiness +++.

The first three days I did nothing. I was in my bed all day, just going outside to 7/11 when I needed something to eat. It was a absolute nightmare. I also did have some episodes of rage, so I didn’t want to be with other human beings. I just lay in my bed all day long doing nothing, lol. 😛

The nicotine cravings was absolute savage at times.

 

The first 3 weeks – After the first three days, some of the bodily symptoms started to settle. The nicotine cravings became less and less common, and they were not as strong.

I had a really hard time concentrated in this period, that’s why I did not update this webpage for an eternity. Sorry guys. 🙁

After the first three weeks the bodily reactions was mostly gone. The cravings continued, but they were manageable.

 

Today – To be honest. I don’t think much about that habit anymore. It’s crazy. The first weeks were hard and uphill, but as soon I got at the top of that uphill, it was actually no problem at all.

I still have some cravings after I eat dinner, or if I start to stress, but I can deal with them, and they only last for a couple of minutes anyways.

Other tactics that I used

Change brand

Some weeks before I quit, I changed brand to something I didn’t like.

 

Quit cold turkey

I think cold turkey is the only way to do it. Think about it. You want to get rid of your nicotine addiction. How can you get rid of that if you continue to use some sort of nicotine, like gum or plasters? You are only teasing yourself.

I rather feel like really shit for some weeks, then be over it, than to cut down regularly feeling constantly hungry for nicotine for an eternity. But that is just me. You have to find out what’s right for you.

 

Be prepared to feel like shit

There is no way around it. If you want to quit nicotine. You will feel like shit for some time. It’s been two months for me now, and I still have cravings. However, they are not as strong as they were before, and they come around less and less.

 

I’m back!

What’s going on guys? 

I just want to tell you that I’m back, and that I will start to update this website again regularly.

I quit smoking 6 weeks ago, and after that I could not even touch a keyboard without getting serious cravings. I always used tobacco while I was writing.

Not only that. I had zero concentration abilities while I quit smoking. I would not be able to write anything reasonable anyways.

A lot of people have sent me comments and emails. Asking why the website were not updating anymore. Someone even asked if I was dead, lol… 😛

Well. I’m not dead and I will start writing again. I’m thinking about making one or two post per week from now on. Quality over quantity.

I will also make a new menu in the Thailand page, so it’s easy to find stuff after location and subject.

Milking Thai Cupid for pussy

What’s going on guys? 😀

Another day in paradise. Today I will talk a little bit about online dating.

The last week I’ve been absolute savage on Thai Cupid. My one-year membership runs out in just a couple of days. I had to get some more contacts before I can’t talk with girls anymore. 🙁

As I’m writing this I have 19 new girls in my Line application and I’ve talked with 40-50 girls the last two weeks. 😀 😀

I’m planning to take a break from Thai Cupid when the membership runs out. There are several reasons for that: 

  1. I want to save the money
  2. I live in Thailand. I’m surrounded by Thai girls 24/7. Don’t really need it.
  3. I will focus on work for a period.
  4. I already have a ton of girls available down here, and I’m thinking about getting a girlfriend.

Just to make it clear, I’m not taking a break because I don’t think the dating sites aren’t good anymore. They absolutely are.

In fact. They are too good. I get in touch with so many girls there that I can’t get anything done. It slows down my productivity a lot. Lets say I sit on my computer doing some work, then I get a new mail that a girl have contacted me on Thai Cupid.

I get distracted, and I work much slower.

I’m not saying this to brag or anything. I’m just telling you about my reality down here.

In fact, that’s why I’m taking a break. I’m planning to do some weeks with really intense working. I’m not going to do anything else than to expand my online earnings. I will do a lot more translating (my main income), try to get more customers to translate for and I’ll expand this site.

Here are my goals for the next weeks: 

  1. Work more
  2. Less dating, keep the girls I already have for fast shags.
  3. Work out more

 

Need something new

When I’m ready to start dating online again I think I’ll switch dating platform.

I’ve been member on Thai Friendly before, and I’m thinking about switching back to that. I’ve been on Thai Cupid for a year now. I need a change (no hate on Thai Cupid).

 

Learn Thai

I’ve mentioned this a couple of times already on this webpage. Learning Thai will get you so much more attention from the girls. They will really admire you if you can pull of some Thai.

You will get so much more respect.

You don’t need to learn Thai fluent. Just the act of writing in your online profile that you are interested in learning Thai will improve your game drastically. Not a day goes by without some girl telling me she can teach me Thai.

If you are interested in learning Thai. I recommend that you check out the old Manee Mana books. They were used in school in Thailand in the 80’s and 90’s.

You can find them as PDF for free here.

They start of very simple, then it gets more and more advanced. You will need to know the Thai alphabet for this book in advance. Don’t be put off by that. It took me about 10 hours of drilling over 3-4 days to learn all the letters. 🙂

A hot girl from Chiang Mai learned me the Thai alphabet. I lay in her bed while she read up the letters from a whiteboard in her living-room. If I learned too slow she would spank me on my ass. Good times. 😀

How to meet Khmer girls for free

Everyone that reads my website regularly knows how much I love online dating.

Internet is truly a gift for humanity. You can stay in your bed while talk with hot girls from all over the world, then you can meet up with them later and fuck them.

It’s truly a wonderful time we are living in. 🙂

If you are going to Phnom Phen or Siem Reap to see Angkor Wat it can be nice to have a local girl showing you around. They know where the good food is, they know how to get from A to B, they will keep you away from scams and probably provide you with free pussy. 😀

Another good thing with online dating is that  you know the girls there are looking for farang. 🙂 No need to waste your time on girls that have no interest in white men.

 

Hook up with beautiful Khmer girls here

There are not dating site that are made specific for Khmer girls, like for example Thai Cupid. But you can use Asian Dating. They have girls from all over Asia, so you can sort for Cambodia, and get girls from that region.

 

 

Check out in this post how you can make an awesome online dating profile. With this profile you will swim in pussy.

 

Sorry for not updating (quitting tobacco)

Sorry for not updating the website in a while. I’m still alive. 🙂

The thing is. I’m quitting tobacco cold turkey.

It’s a fucking pain in the ass, and I have zero concentration abilities. Just writing this post take a real effort mentally. Yes I know I’m a fucking pussy. I don’t give a shit.

I’ve never tried to stop smoking before. I’ve been off for 6 days and it’s on its peak when it comes to cravings and shit like that.

In fact. This was not planned at all. It just woke up on Monday and said to myself: “fuck this shit”….

 

Here is my tactics so far…

 

1: Stop being a fucking pussy

Yes, stop smoking will be painful. I will have cravings, I will have headaches, I will be irritated as fuck (and I am) and I will feel like shit.

I’ve been going 6 days, and now it’s supposed to be at the worst, but its far from unbearable. If I can just keep going 6 more days, the symptoms will start to decrease, and I’m pretty sure I’ll be fine.

I’ve mostly been inside my apartment in Bangkok. Not been doing anything… Only been in front of my computer watching YouTube. 😛

I will take it easy for the first 10 days. After that I will start to live more normal again.

 

2: Some more steps

I’ve been easy on heavy meals. When I eat big meals the cravings gets crazy, so I try to avoid it.

So I eat small meals, and I also try to avoid meat, so the cravings get as small as possible.

 

I’m using NO aids.

No nicotine gum, no plaster or any shit like that. Why would anyone use that shit? If you want to get rid of an addiction, you can’t continue taking what you’re addicted too. That makes no sense…

It’s not like nicotine withdrawals are deadly or anything, so why would you quit ‘slowly’?? Just sound like an excuse to not quit if you ask me…

Anyways. Will start to post again soon…

 

Right now I feel like this… 

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See ya later… 

6 good reasons to bang hookers

I just broke my two month celibacy on hookers down here in Thailand. I’ve not fucked a hooker since July. There are two reasons for this:

  1. I’ve been working like a slave on my computer. I almost haven’t been outside. 🙁
  2. I’m trying to save money. Fucking sluts is not cheap when you have an online income that would put you below the poverty line in most Western countries.

Anyways. This week I met up with a friend from Europe that is in Pattaya at the moment. We took a trip to Soi 6, and the rest is history as they say.

Here are some great reasons to bang hookers. 😀

 

1: Time 

Fucking sluts is a HUUUGE time saver. No need to listen to girls’ bullshit for hours before she allows you to rip her pussy apart.

Chasing girls are of course fun, but sometimes you just don’t have time for that activity, but you still need to relieve some pressure. That’s when hookers comes in handy. 😀

Just walk inside your favorite gogo-bar, pick the hottest girl from the shelf, do what you need, and pay her to leave!

You balls are empty, her wallet is full and everyone is happy. 😀

 

2: Hookers will cure your shyness

My number one dating tip for shy guys is: 

Go to Pattaya for a week and go nuts with the hookers around town. If you are shy around girls something tells me that you are intimidated by them. If you are intimidated by girls you have probably not spent much time around them, right?

Hookers can solve that for you. You don’t have to worry about rejection, so you can just focus on being comfortable around them.

When you start to be comfortable, you can slowly start to challenge your comfort-zone and approach ‘real’ girls.

In time you will learn to not give a fuck and become more confident, which will get you more women, which will make you even more confident.

In the end you’ll brush of a rejection like it’s a light summer breeze. You know you just have to approach a couple of more girls, and the deal is set.

I don’t give a shit anymore. My urge for pussy far outweighs my approach anxiety. If I see a hot girl that I like I will make sure she knows I’m interested.

Another fun-fact about this. Whenever I have fucked a girl, other girls seems to be much more interested in me. I think this is because I’m not needy at all when I talk with them. I probably send out a completely different vibe, unconsciously, when I just got laid. That girls pick up, also unconsciously.

This was just as true back home too. Whenever I had a girlfriend, or a fuckfriend available, it was much easier to get laid with new girls.

 

3: It’s fun!

I think dating girls are fun too, but sometimes you meet that insane bitch who makes you bend over in awe. But that is a story for another time.

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Most girls are just a little bit crazy, and you get tired of all the mundane, but never ending bullshit. That’s a good time to take a break from dating, and jump on the monger train for some weeks with shallow, easy and quick sex.

Just to get your motivation back. 🙂

Luckily I’m in Asia, and the girls here usually shut up if they don’t have anything sensible or important to say. They are not in that constant “me me me me me” modus, yet.

Silence is gold.

 

4: Realize your wildest fantasies.

Threesomes, group-sex, rape-play, BDSM, spanking, caning, role-play, foot fetish, submission, anal-sex, costumes +++. The list goes on forever…

Sure, you can meet a cool and kinky girl. But the truth is that they are few and far between.

A lot of people have huge barriers when it comes to sex. It can be because of religion, a pride issue or just because they don’t like it.

So then we are back to my first point about time. How much time should you spend on finding a girl that want to try group sex, or let you dominate her? How much time do you have to look that in the first place? Probably not too much if you are an average slave feeding the system back home with a couple of weeks vacation each year.

Paying a professional is a great way to live out your wildest fantasies.

 

5: Men need sex, women don’t.

The majority of men need sex to be happy. The majority of women don’t need sex to be happy. That’s a huge problem. Don’t believe me?

Explain hookers….

If both sexes were equal crazy after sex there would be no such thing as female hookers. Everyone would just be fucking all day long. Nothing would ever be done.

Men have an unstoppable urge for sex. We can’t just turn a switch off mentally and stop thinking about it like women can.

A women can decide in the middle of a sex act that she don’t want sex anymore. You could show me a picture of your dead mother when we have sex, and I would say: “We have to talk about that.. LATER…”.

 

6: It will make you focus

Sometimes when I work, I will start to think about sex. It’s a fucking curse, and the remedy is the local blow-job bar.

Yeah, I have a lot of fuckfriends and girls I’m dating down here. But it’s rare that one of my ‘real’ girls can show up in 20 minutes to suck me off, just to kick them out again so I can continue to work.

They would never accept that treatment. I would have to have some bullshit conversation with them pre-sex, cuddle, watch a movie, make som food, or just something.

If I’m working on a big project, I don’t have time for that shit.

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If there were are blow-job bar in every city, the world would be a much better place.

Koh Pha Ngan Nightlife Guide

There might come a time in your life where you ended up at Koh Pha Ngan, and were in desperate need of a Koh Pha Ngan nightlife guide.

I’m here to help you. 😀

In this post I will cover:

  • Full-Moon party
  • Half-Moon festival
  • Beer-bars with working girls
  • Stuff that happens outside the big events
  • Happy Ending Massage

Most of the action is going on south-east on the island, in Haad Rin. There are some small bars and restaurants in north too at the beaches, but it’s very calm as it’s mostly families there on charter-trips.

At the bottom of this post you’ll find a map of everything I’ve been talking about in this post.

First. Let’s start with the two parties that ‘everyone’ comes to this island for. I think you already know the answer.

 

Full Moon Party

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Personally I don’t like this party. I like the idea of it, but in reality it’s a clusterfuck of all the people on this planet I hate. Backpackers, young precocious snotty kids, forty-year olds that never grew up (in a bad way), Thai thugs looking for trouble, and that idiot who is looking for his friend.

Mix that with sky-high blood alcohol levels, other brain-dead drugs and multiply it with 40.000.

There you have full moon party. It was fun once, but I will probably never attend again.

A lot of the people here don’t even seem to enjoy the party. It seems like they’re here just to take pictures, so they can put it on Instagram to show of how cool they are to friends back home.

Anyways, enough ranting.
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This party takes place one time each month, when it’s full-moon duuuh, and it’s happening on the Haad Rin beach southeast on the Island.

Check map below.

Prices

Cover: None
Buckets: I honestly don’t remember

Pro tip – Make sure you get a hostel in the town Haad Rin, next to the action. Then you don’t have to drive that death-road from Haad Rin to Thong Sala crammed like sardines together with a bunch of squawking drunk retards, where the rest of the hostels are.

Trust me on this guys. That road is a death trap the night full moon party is going on. People die on that stretch every month!

If you come to this island and think you are immortal, you have a high chance of ending up on that grim tourist death statistic.

 

Half Moon Festival

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A very clever guy had to come up with this party. The conversation probably went like this: “Hey, we have Full Moon party. Why not Half Moon too?”

20160713_030347I’ve heard rumors of a No Moon Party coming very soon too!

This party I actually liked. The music was awesome, and it’s easy to see where the money you have to pay for the ticket went. The sound system is legendary, the decoration was amazing and it was not too crammed. And no beach where drunk people drown!

The festival takes place at an isolated place in the jungle.

You can find more information on this site about dates and tickets.

Prices

Cover: 900 baht
Buckets: Still overpriced

+ whatever you have to pay for transport, as this festival is far out in the jungle. Some hostels will sell you tickets with transport included.

Pro tip – Stay at a hostel in Thong Sala. That way you don’t have to drive that exact same death road from Haad Rin.

 

Beer-bars with working girls

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If you didn’t have any luck with that white smelly skunk from Denmark, there are still hope.

Beer-bars are found on the main road between Thong Sala and Haad Rin. But don’t have too high expectations. The hot girls are all going to Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket, where the real money is made.

But, you can be lucky and find a girl who is decent. Who knows? 😀

The bars are hard to miss as there will be standing half-naked Asian girls out in the road in miniskirts trying to pull into their bar.

I’ve marked the beer-bars for you in the map below, just in case.

Prices for sex

Bar-fine: 300 – 400 baht
Short-time: 1000 – 1500 baht
Long-time: 1500 – 2500 baht

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When it’s not Full or Half moon

Haad Rin beach

Haad Rin is where most of the action is going on when it’s not a full moon or half-moon party, but don’t expect it to be high-energy like the big events.

Everyone that goes to this island is just waiting for the big events. In the meantime people will just chill at the bars by the beach.

At Haad Rin beach there are two big bars by the beach. They’re exactly the same, so it does not matter who you go too.

The names are The Cactus Bar and Drop In Bar. There will be some kind of entertainment at these bars too. Like Thai flame shows and jumping rope.

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Haad Rin town

At Haad Rin there is a little town too. You will find a lot of small bars, restaurants and gem shop around in the streets. The bars here, just like at the Haad Rin beach, are mostly filled up with young tourists from the Western world that are waiting for Full Moon / Half Moon.

 

Other stuff

As I mentioned in the beginning of this post. Most nightlife is going on south-east on the island. There are some small bars and restaurant up in north too, but it’s very calm.

In north you will find big resorts, but they are mostly populated with families with kids and divers.

 

Happy Ending Massage

There are small massage shops all over the island. The biggest concentration of them are in Haad Rin. This is also where the hottest and youngest girls work in my opinion.

Not all the shops will perform happy ending here. My best advise is to not be shy, and just ask. But nothing is guaranteed.

This island is not exactly a monger destination, and if you want unlimited choices with girls you should rather go to Bangkok, Pattaya or Phuket.

 

Map of Koh Pha Ngan Nightlife

The first girl I ever banged in Thailand!!

What’s going on guys? 😀

Gather around the campfire folks, story time here at Goodbye Boring Life.

Today I will tell you about the first girl I ever banged in Thailand. 😀 😀

I remember it in vivid detail like it was yesterday. It was a life changing moment that would affect my future life greatly.

I had already been traveling around Thailand for 10 days with my family. As we breezed through Northern-Thailand each day had been a culture chock after another. I simply couldn’t comprehend what was going on.

The colorful and tasty food, the amazing vibe wherever we went, the friendly Thai people, the smiles, the tropical weather, the music, the dancing, the palm trees, the nature. Everything was so alive and full of energy.

Those ten days had been the best days of my entire life.

We visited Chiang Mai, Chiang Rai, a small city all the way up north to the border of Myanmar, and we had taken the quick trip over to Laos from The Golden Triangle.

I witnessed the most amazing temples, I ate the most tasteful food I’ve ever tasted, I met the friendlies people in my entire life and at night we always ended up in some laid-back bar with sweet and feminine Thai women serving us food and drink to relaxed music.

But nothing could prepare me for what was going to happen. 

At day 11 we arrived in Old Sukhothai. A small sleepy town right between Bangkok and Chiang Mai. This is where my father found his wife 15 years ago, so we where going to live with her family for two weeks.

The temple in Old Sukhothai
The temple in Old Sukhothai

This was also the first time on this trip I could get some time for myself to explore on my own. I was 23 at the time.

I had already rented a motorbike, and I had started to explore the town, the areas around, and I had even taken the trip over to New Sukhothai, a bigger city 20 km east from Old Sukhothai.

Everywhere I stopped I met sweet and feminine women on every street corner. All of them were smiling and just living the slow-life.

I couldn’t believe that such a place existed. I was used to grumpy women from back home in gray coats that rarely smiled for anything.

Self-important women with big egos and a tight time schedules with meaningless activities. But here everyone was just chilling in colorful beautiful dresses and enjoying life in the moment.

I had never experienced a place so alive.

Everywhere I went something exiting seemed to happen. A old lady making flowers to sell at the marked, people praying to Buddha at the temple, people giving money for good fortune, kids were playing in the streets and people where eating food everywhere enjoying each others company.

Every day some event seemed to happen. Dancing in the streets, concert at night for the youth or a new marked popping up in no time.

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Finding my first Thai girl

Then I saw her as I was sitting outside the historical park in Old Sukhothai.

Her femininity and way of being was glowing all over the place. My eyes were completely glued to her. I became spellbound.

Suddenly she was looking my way, and she noticed that I was checking her out.

I was afraid that she would just brush me off and treat me like any Western women would. Look back with an empty lifeless stare, or just assume that I was a creep. 

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Meanwhile in the Western world.

But that was not what happened. When she noticed me looking at her she smiled. A big smile that made the sun fade in comparison.

At this point I had no choice, so I started to walk towards her. As I walked she started smiling even more, and she even started giggling, while hiding her face behind her hands.

“What is your name?” I asked. She quickly answered “Noi” while she gave me a polite wai.

I had been 11 days in Thailand, and now I was chilling in a beautiful park among old ancient ruins, on green soft grass together with the most feminine and pure girl I had ever met!

If it ended her, I would still be happy.

Her posture, her smile, her way of being, her smooth and soft skin and how natural she was made my heart skip beats.

She was 21 years old. Around 1.60 m tall, had a round and healthy face, but still very slim body figure. And it was hard to not notice those big mystical Asian eyes. 😀

It was not her looks that was 10/10, it was just how she carried herself. I had never experienced such genuineness before.

She didn’t use any make-up, but it was not necessary as she had a natural charm few can match.

But what amazed me the most, was how pure and genuine she was. She felt so alive! I had never experienced this type of behavior before, and it was just another culture shock on this trip.

 

Going for a trip

After we had been in the park together for an hour, we took our motorbikes and went on a road trip in the local area. She guided me around to all the small ruins that you can find outside the tourist track.

Later that night we went to a local Thai buffet, where we ate the most amazing food. At this point Thailand was still very new to me, everything had a big novelty factor, even the smallest detail was new and exiting.

I felt like Alice in wonderland.

After we was done eating we ended up back at her place. She lived in a house just 2 km away from Sukhothai historical park. Her house was sitting on the edge of the forrest, and the sounds from the animals and the crickets, together with the lights she had all over her garden, really sat the mood.

Her bed was in the middle of the living room, and there was no windows or doors that would cover the background noise from the nature.

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Her house

I won’t go into details what happened that night. So lets just put it simple.

We had the most amazing and intensive sex that I had ever experienced at that point in life. I had never felt such a pure and natural attraction for another human being. No mind games or other drama. We just enjoyed each other company and bodies for the entire night.

We started slow, and it escalated more and more for each minute that passed by.

This was her first experience with a foreigner, so the night was probably just as exotic for her as it was for me.

At this point I had still not been to Pattaya, or even seen a beach in Thailand. My journey had just begun, and I was still in for a ton of surprises and culture shocks.

This was my first trip to Thailand, and it changed my life.

Already at this point I started to boil up some ideas in my head. And I realized if I ever wanted to be happy and enjoy my life, I HAD to move here! Going here 4 weeks each year for a vacation was just not enough.

How could I ever enjoy my home country again after everything I had witnessed down here? I had experienced a taste of heaven. Yes, there was a lot of novelty involved, novelty that is long gone now, but it’s still a light year better than home.

The culture, the women, the colors, the tropical weather, the nature, the beaches, the food, the friendliness, the dancing, the beautiful temples, the low cost of living, the lack of crazy religions putting limits on people, the freedom, the slow-life, the nightlife, it never ends…

I was hooked. 😀

I can’t really post a picture of the girl, as I know Thai people are reading this webpage too. If the girl found a picture of herself on this type of webpage, accompanied with a sex story, I would get in a ton of trouble and probably have to flee Thailand. 😛 😛

But, I will give you this picture of her with her phone in front of her face.

The first girl I ever banged in Thailand
In Old Sukhothai

What was your first experience with a foreign women? I’m sure it was a wonderful experience. You can share it in the comment section below. 

 

Tips for driving a motorbike in Thailand

Motorbikes are one of those things I love about Thailand. They provide great freedom of movement. It’s also very fun to drive.

Thailand have countless of good spots to drive motorbikes.

You can rent a motorbike all over Thailand with very little bureaucratic interference. No need for licence, insurance or any other boring paperwork. Freedom! 😀

Of course, that freedom comes with a small risk, but the freedom you get from motorbikes are worth the risk in my opinion.

So don’t listen to those pussies that tell you to never rent a motorbike in Thailand. They miss out on a lot of fun, freedom and experiences. And to be honest. You’re not any safer in a pick-up truck, or songthaew as the Thai people call it, if you think so.

You need to live your life.

Here are some great tips on how to survive driving around in Thailand with a motorbike. In this post I will cover:

  1. Driving a motorbike on Thai roads
  2. Tips on driving a motorbike in Thailand
  3. Renting a motorbike
  4. What to do if stopped by the police (without proper papers)

 

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What happens if you brake? 🙂

 

Driving a motorbike on Thai roads

The traffic dynamic in Thailand is very different from the Western world. In the US and Europe we follow traffic laws like yield, red lights and road marks. In Thailand they don’t.

It’s pretty much anarchy on the roads here, and people do what the fuck they want.

A motorbike with an entire family on it, a dog and two infants, will drive straight through an intersection without even bother to look right and left, on red light. I see that shit almost daily, and every time I see it I freak out inside.

Sometimes you’ll see drivers in the cities driving on the sidewalk while honking to tell people to get the fuck out-of-the-way.

Yield is unheard of in Thailand, and the rule is more like “the biggest first” or “the most aggressive” first, combined with a lot of honking and flashing of lights.

As soon as you get outside in more rural areas, you will notice that not only adults are driving around town, but kids! I’ve seen kids as young as 8 year driving around on motorbikes with other kids on the back!

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Not uncommon at all!

Then you have the pick-up trucks that are filled to the breaking point with propane tanks, driving around like a fucking racing car.

I once saw one if these trucks brake heavily. The propane tanks on the top flew off like they were catapulted of the truck, landing 30 meter further ahead the road. What if some motorbike with a family was in front of that truck??

At night Thai people, and tourists, will drive wasted back from the bar. Sometimes they crash, and because they are drunk, they have zero reflexes and will dive head first into a sidewalk curb or road sign.

The next day you’ll find a CCTV video on liveleak with human brains splattered all over the pavement.

 

Some tips on driving in Thailand

Well. You always need to be on your alert. You can’t space out for a second down here, especially in the cities. Always wear a helmet, and if you are going to do some serious biking. Get dressed properly.

Falling of a motorbike at any speeds faster than 30 km/t will take off some some serious skin if you fall of the bike.

Always have your hands on the breaks, as you never know when a dog, a kid, or just a reckless Thai driver will cut you off. These guys don’t bother to look in mirrors to see if the road is clear. Some even take of the mirrors because they don’t use them anyways.

Watch out for dust and gravel in the roads. There is a lot of that down here. I see tourists everywhere that have big bruises on their legs and arms. When I ask them what happened, they tell me that they drove too fast in a curve, and slipped because of gravel.

Don’t start to drive in the cities. Start out in the country side, or on a smaller island with calmer traffic. You don’t want to start your driving career in Thailand in Bangkok or Pattaya. That is almost certain to end bad for you.

When you start to understand the flow of the traffic here. You can drive in the bigger cities, or rent a bigger bike. But start easy!

Left side, left side, left side, left side….

Get that shit printed inside your head. It’s so easy to forget, especially on smaller roads with no road marks. If there is no traffic on the road, you will probably use the entire road, and when someone is coming towards you, you will move over to your side.

That’s a good time to remember what side of the road they drive on in Thailand, namely the left side.

 

Renting a motorbike in Thailand

Renting a motorbike in Thailand is very straight forward. You don’t need to show any driving licence or insurance papers. All they require is for you to sign a contract that you are renting a motorbike from their shop. They will also need to take a copy of your passport. And you’re good to go!

Most places will also require a deposit. This can be anything from 1000 to 4000 baht.

Insurance

The motorbikes you’ll rent in Thailand are not insured. Most contracts you’ll sign will say this. That means if you wreck the scooter for some reason, you’ll have to pay for the damage. If you wreck it beyond repair you’ll have to pay for a new one.

How much does a new scooter cost in Thailand? 

If you are renting a new scooter in Thailand, and you wreck it (worst case scenario). A new scooter can be anything from 40.000 to 70.000 baht.

On my third trip to Thailand I crashed a scooter slightly and ripped up a cap on the right side. I had to pay 4000 baht for that damage. Shit happens. 🙁

Scams

Don't pay for stuff you didn't do!
Don’t pay for stuff you didn’t do!

In my experience scams are uncommon when renting motorbikes. One scam however is that a shop will try to charge you for a damage you didn’t make. This could be deliberate, but it could also just mean that the owner didn’t see the damage before you deliver it back.

It’s important that you go over the bike before you set off. Look for scratches and missing parts. If you find anything that’s not right. Take a picture of it. That way they can’t really try to rip you off when you deliver it back.

Some shops have own forms where they will write down damages that is already on the bike. I would still take pictures just to be sure. Maybe they ‘lose’ this paper?? You never know.

Prices per day

Scooters: 150 – 300 baht
Dirt Bikes: 250 – 500 baht
Harley’s and sport-bikes: 1000 baht and up

 

What about the police? 

The police is usually never a problem in Thailand, and most of them are very friendly. The risk of getting stopped by the police is very slim. And will only happen in two situations:

  1. You don’t have a helmet, a police man sees you, he needs money, and he stops you.
  2. The police have planned a road block because they need money and will stop everyone.

I’ve been stopped once in one road block outside Chiang Mai. They asked me if I had been drinking. I said no. Then they asked me to see my licence.

Well, I don’t have any licence. Fuck..!

After about 10 minutes of friendly talking. They let me go without paying anything.

Why?

Because I was calm and friendly the entire time. Cracked some jokes with them at the right moment, said I love Thailand and I tried to speak Thai with them lol.

I said that I drive very careful (which is true), but that I don’t have a Thai licence or international licence. Only my European licence, but that was at the hotel at that moment (not really).

Here is a little secret about Thailand – As long as you are polite, patient, smile and stay friendly. You will get away with a lot of these minor offenses. Thai people don’t take traffic rules nearly as serious as we do in the Western world, and a polite smile could solve a lot of stuff!

At worst case scenario you will have to pay some kind of ‘fee’ for wasting their time (bribe) on 500 baht or something like that.

 

Curvy roads at Koh Pha Ngan
Curvy roads at Koh Pha Ngan

I love to drive motorbikes. As long as you take it easy, don’t wander to far outside your own comfort-zone and wear the right gear. You will most likely never have any incident.

Driving motorbikes in Thailand is awesome as there are some many great places to drive. So many awesome routes, curvy roads, steep hills, and amazing sceneries. 

 

Here’s why you don’t do drugs in Thailand

An Australian DJ was recently sentenced to two life sentences in jail for possession of 61 ecstasy pills. He was busted in Pattaya back in 2014. One week ago he got his sentence.

You can read the full story here.

I’m not trying to make this webpage into a news webpage, but I have to tell people about this.

Doing drugs in Thailand is no joke. If you get caught with drugs down here you are risking harsh prison sentences.

Not only will you stay in prison for a very very long time. You will end up in some of the worst prisons in the world. The prisons down here is nothing like the ones back in Europe or the US.

Here you will share one cell with so many people that you can’t lay down properly. You don’t get a bed. You lie on the floor. The first three months you wear leg shackles.

If you have to go on the toilet in the night, you literally have to crawl over other people that are sleeping on the ‘comfortable’ concrete floor.

Forget about AC in the heat season when temperatures can reach 45 degrees celsius.

Diseases that haven’t been seen in Europe since the middle ages are rampant. You won’t get out of prison without some kind chronic disease.

This Australian guy is now going to sit in a shitty Thai prison for the rest of his life.

No fun, no flirting, only basic food and no pussy. Forever…

Just because he tried to make some profit from selling drugs. I’ve tried Ecstasy, and yes, its pretty damn good. But I wouldn’t risk my freedom for it. Pussy is still better, and you will never get in trouble for that.

Personally I think it’s stupid to punish people who haven’t done harm to other people. If you do drugs, you will only fuck up yourself if you abuse them. Why should people be punished for that? If anything, you need help, not punishment.

I know this guy was busted with a lot of pills, and he probably had the intent to sell. Life in jail is still harsh in my opinion.

It’s weird that a country who is so relaxed about traffic violations, that kills and injure much more people, are so harsh on drugs. Ecstasy is not even that bad, if you compare it to yaba, heroin, or even alcohol.

When that is said. This is not my country. When you immigrate to another country you have to respect their culture and laws. I’m not here to change anything. (Wish I could say the same about muslims coming to Europe, but then you are racist apparently.)

I have compassion for the Australian guy. I feel sorry for him, but at the same time, he was stupid. He played with fire, and he fucked up.

 

Go to Cambodia

If you want to do drugs, get your ass over to Cambodia. They are much more relaxed about it. I bought weed in Siem Reap in full daylight on the street, next to a bar. No one gave a shit.

In fact. Marihuana is decriminalized in Cambodia. So walking around with 10-15 gram of pot is totally fine. I could smell the scent of weed everywhere.

But doing drugs in Thailand. That is just plain idiocy. It’s like going to Saudi Arabia and yell Allah is gay. You’re asking for trouble.

 

Daytrip to Ayutthaya (with gallery)

Doing the day trip to Ayutthaya is an excellent get-away break from the madness of Bangkok. The skyscrapers, concrete and lack of “green stuff” will get to you if you stay in Bangkok for a longer period of time.

If I stay more than two weeks in Bangkok. I start to feel an urge to get the hell out of there.  I’ll get claustrophobic.

 

How to get there

The easiest way to get to Ayutthaya from Bangkok is to take the train. Not only is it easy, but with a ticket price of 20 baht it’s practically free!

It’s almost funny. The metro ticket from ‘Sukhumvit’ to ‘Hua Lamphong’. A 10 minute ride, is more expensive than the 2 hour train trip from Bangkok to Ayutthaya. Can someone please explain how that is possible?

To get to the train station in Bangkok you have to take the metro to the end station ‘Hua Lamphong’. From there the train station is just a short walk. Click here for google maps.

 

This is where you buy tickets
Ticket counter at Hua Lamphong train station
The train from Bangkok to Ayutthaya
The train
thai train third class
Don’t expect luxury

The only tourist trap you’ll encounter

And I fell for it, and so did everyone else!

Okay. When you arrive at the train station in Ayutthaya, there will be a shit ton of shops that rent out bikes and motorbikes. What these motherfuckers don’t tell you however, is that there is a river between the shops and the temples.

The only way to get over this river, is to bike down 300 m, bike over an extremely congested brigde with no sidewalk, and bike 300 m from the direction you came from at the other side of the river.

This might not sound soooo bad, but trust me. That brigde was dangerous to bike across. We all know how Thai people drive. I will make a map for you, so you understand what I’m talking about.

Scam in Ayutthaya
Avoid this route

Here is what you WANT to do, that I learned a little bit too late. When you get out of the train station. Just walk straight ahead across all the shops that rent out bikes and motorbikes.

When you get to the river, there will be a little boat that takes you across for 10 baht. When you get to the other site of the river, there will be just as many bikes and motorbikes shops to rent from.

You just saved yourself from a 20 minute detour in 35 degrees. Thank me later!

the-correct-way
The professional way

 

The Temples

Okay. So you got yourself a bicycle or motorbike, and hopefully a map. There are about 15 temples all around town that you can check out. It cost 50 baht per temple, and you buy the ticket at each temple you go to.

It’s a pretty big area, so prepare to use 6-7 hours if you want to see everything. My only regret with this trip was that I rented a bicycle instead of a motorbike. It was 37 degrees the day I was here, and I almost passed out several times from overheating. Fuck…

Luckily, there are several restaurants in the area that sell dirt cheap Thai food and cold drink if you need to refill.

Snake at Ayutthaya between rocksCaution  If you are going to climb some of the ruins, be careful. There are snakes and spiders everywhere inside between the rocks.

Some of them are deadly if you don’t get to a hospital fast enough (and you wont).

 

Gallery

Some pictures from my last trip to Ayutthaya.

Ayutthaya temple

Ayutthaya train trip girl sleeping

Ayutthaya train sign

Ayutthaya munks

Ayutthaya temple

Ayutthaya dude on bike

Ayutthaya reptile

Ayutthaya temple buddha

Ayutthaya temple face

 

Guest friendly hotels at Sukhumvit, Bangkok

You may not know it, but not all hotels are guest friendly. Not even at Sukhumvit in Bangkok. An area occupied with hookers, freelancers, coyote dancers, cheap booze and ladyboys.

If you’ve planned the sex vacation of a lifetime, just to book the wrong hotel, then get rejected in the reception at your hotel, with a big boner and a hot girl. Well. Fuck.. I feel sorry for you.

Here are some hotels I’ve stayed at in Bangkok over the years, that I know are 100% guest friendly.

And just to make it clear, with guest friendly I mean hooker friendly. 🙂

I will start with the cheaper ones, and I’ll work my way up.

Just to make it clear. The prices in this post is relative. The actual price really depends on season, how many rooms they have left and how early you book it. Look at the price as average price.

 

Unico Express @ Sukhumvit 3

Price: 800 baht
Breakfast: Not good, minor selection
Staff: Awesome!

Room – Very noisy AC. Rooms are very basic.

Position relative to Nana / Soi Cowboy:

Not good. The problem with Sukhumvit Soi 3 is that it’s a one way street. It’s easy to get to Nana / Soi Cowboy with a motorbike or taxi. But when you go back the driver has to take a BIG detour.

My opinion

This is the cheapest hotel I’ve stayed on at Sukhumvit. You’ll find it at the end of Sukhumvit Soi 3. I guess you get what you pay for. In Bangkok at Sukhumvit, 800 baht will give you just the basics on an awkward location. A simple room, a simple breakfast, with the cheapest type of AC.

When that is said. Staff was very friendly. If you decide to stay here. Say hello to Nicky for me. That is the guy that will carry your luggage to the room. Very nice guy. 🙂

The hotel also had a swimming pool, but it was nothing to brag about like most hotel pools in Bangkok.

Check out the hotel at Agoda here.

 

The Stable Lodge @ Sukhumvit 8

The stable logde Sukhumvit

Price: 1500 baht
Breakfast: Decent
Staff: Big-mouthed, but friendly

Room – Very basic stuff. The style of the rooms are like some old hotel in Europe in the 90’s. AC very loud. I slept with earplugs here, lol. But I hate that AC sound. Just can’t get used to it.

Position relative to Nana / Soi Cowboy: 

Smack in the middle. 5 – 10 minutes walk to either of them. This hotel is in my favorite street at Sukhumvit. Sukhumvit 8 is a nice and calm street, bit plenty of massage shops that will give you happy ending.

There is also many small local Thai restaurant here with cheap and good Thai food.

My opinion

This hotel is a Scandinavian hotel. Most people who live here are from Norway, Sweden, Denmark or Germany. You can also get Norwegian and Swedish food here if you need a break from rice. 😛

I don’t know I stayed at this hotel. I guess I just had to try it out as it was a Scandinavian hotel.

Check out the hotel at Agoda here.

 

Dream Hotel @ Sukhumvit 15

The dream hotel Sukhumvit

Price: 2000 baht
Breakfast: Heaven
Staff: I dated one of them 😀

Room – The rooms at Dream Hotel are just that. A dream. All rooms have blue led-lights under the beds that sets the mood. Really awesome to bang hot gogo-dancers in that room. 🙂

Position relative to Nana / Soi Cowboy: 

Dream hotel is in walking distance to Soi Cowboy. You can also walk to Nana, but it’s a little bit further. All the girls I’ve pulled from Soi Cowboy have walked back to the hotel with me. That way you save some bucks on taxi.

My opinion

I love this hotel. I stay on it whenever I can. Been here many times. The staff is awesome, I even dated one of them for a long time. But I’m not going to tell you her name. She still works there 😛

The restaurant / bar have an awesome design. Good place to bring back ‘real’ girls from Thai Cupid for a quick drink before you lure her back to your room. 😀

Also. My favorite tailor is in that street. So if you want some cheap custom-made shirts. You should check him out.

Check out the hotel at Agoda here.

 

Galleria 12 @ Sukhumvit 12

Price: 2000 baht
Breakfast: Very good.
Staff: Very friendly

Room Best room I ever had. Very fresh and comfy soft bed.

Position relative to Nana / Soi Cowboy

The hotel have a free bus service that will drive you the 300 m to Sukhumvit Rd. From there Soi Cowboy and Nana is just a 5 – 10 min walk.

My Opinion

This hotel opened in late 2015. If you want a hotel room that feels fresh, you should stay here. I spent 1 week at this hotel with a fuckfriend last year. It was good times.

The bathroom and bedroom are separated with a glass wall. The shower at this hotel was awesome too as it had a rainfall shower head. I could stand in that shower for an eternity.

The pool area was fresh too, but because of the plants out there the place was full of mosquitoes. Especially at night.

Check out the hotel at Agoda here.

 

Majestic Grande @ Sukhumvit 2

Majestic Grande Sukhumvit

Price: 2500 baht
Breakfast: Epic
Staff: Very friendly

Room – Very good. Silent AC, and the rooms come with a gigantic king-size bed. 🙂

Position relative to Nana / Soi Cowboy

This hotel is just 1 minute away from Nana. Really good location if you just want to relax in the hotel, go out, find a gogo-stunner, and take her back to the room for quick fun.

My opinion

The hotel is really good. I love the pool area that you will find in 15th floor. It’s silent and easy to relax. The breakfast at the hotel is awesome, and you can enjoy it by the pool. The hotel also have a fitness center, and it’s really close to the sky-train system.

Check out the hotel at Agoda here.

 

3 health benefits of living in Thailand

What’s going on guys? 😀

Just a quick post about some health benefits I’ve had the year I’ve been living here. If you’re experiencing weird symptoms that you can’t explain. Maybe it can have something to do with where you live?

Nothing is impossible. I got rid of some problems when I relocated. Here are some of them. 🙂

 

1: No stress

Thai people don’t know what stress is. Okay, maybe they do, but they never stress unless it’s something to really stress about. Like hanging under a brigde, then you’re rope start to unravel.

Most Thai people are living the slow-life, and that’s the best fucking way! Why stress so much? What will happen if you don’t stress? Nothing!

Being surrounded by people with a very worry free attitude have for sure affected me a lot the last year. Stuff that would stress me pre-Thailand don’t bother me any more.

I walk slower. I eat slower. I fix my hair slower. I do pretty much everything slower. 😀

I have to laugh every time I see a typical American family down here. Everything have to happen so fast! They want to see everything the first day. If something doesn’t go as planned they will get angry, and if their hotel don’t understand them they will get frustrated. Calm the fuck down!

The eternal stream of thigh Asian pussy coming my way isn’t exactly making me more stressed either. 😀 😀

Less stress means better health.

Hey! You want to sing along with me? 😀

 

2: Minor weather changes

This is a typical week in Northern Europe:

  • Monday: 27 degrees, sunny, high humidity
  • Tuesday: 10 degrees, cloudy, strong gale, heavy rain
  • Wednesday: 15 degrees, haze, cloudy, no wind
  • Thursday: -30 degrees, crystal clear blue skies, zero humidity
  • Friday: Snow, rain, hail and a thunderstorm fighting with a hurricane

Ok. Maybe I exaggerated slightly here, but you get my point. The weather in back home is a constant battle. As soon as you’ve gotten used to 25 degrees, sun and high humidity. The weather turns around, and now it’s 10 degrees and overcast. So now you’re freezing your balls off, and have to get used to 10 degrees.

In Thailand the temperatures are pretty much the same everyday. There is never a rapid chance. In Bangkok, where I live, the temperatures fluctuates between 25 –  40 degrees celsius over an entire year. Not a big deal.

I never think about temperatures anymore. I don’t feel cold, and I don’t feel hot. I’ve become acclimatized to tropical weather.

And I love the fact that I don’t need clothes for all types of weather. Just throw on a t-shirt and a shorts. And you have clothes for the entire year. 😀

 

3: Stable daylight cycle

This is probably the most important one. I had really bad insomnia back home. I had big problems maintaining a stable circadian rhythm.

In the summer it was daylight 24/7. Impossible to fall asleep.

In the winter the sun was over the horizon a couple of hours per day. Impossible to feel refreshed. Not to forget the yearly winter depression that made everything worse.

In Thailand the sun goes up around 6 am, and it goes down around 7 pm. All year around.

And I’ve never slept better, and I’ve actually become an early morning bird.

I will usually go to sleep around 10-11 pm, then I’ll wake up to sunrise 6-7am. I’ll get 12 hours with sunlight, then it gets completely dark, and I will pass out.

Did you experience any health improvements when you have been on the move? Let me know in the comment section!

How to teach your girl to suck dick like a pro

Getting a really good blow-job from a girl can be one of the most amazing experiences on this planet. If a girl knows what she’s doing I would say it’s almost better than drilling pussy.

It’s just something magical about good blow-jobs. 🙂

Want to get laid with Thai girls for free? Check out this post.

The sad truth is; most girls suck at sucking dick.

They have no clue what they are doing, their teeth are scraping along my dick skin and they don’t use their tongue enough. After one minute they will just look at me with an empty stare; “Should I just continue like this?!?”.

Do I blame them? Absolutely not.

Most girls don’t suck dick on a daily basis.

If you are planning to keep a girl around for a while, it’s probably wise to teach her how to suck your dick properly. The girl will feel she has mastered something, while you are having a great time.

Win win. 😀

 

Getting started

First. You need to make sure that you don’t trigger her insecurities. If you do that it’s game over already my friend.

If you say: “Today I will teach you how to suck dick”, she will think that she have done a terrible job until now, making her insecure. If she’s insecure she will never be a good learner or go wild on you.

Instead, say: “Today I will teach you how I like to be sucked off.” Notice the bold word in that last sentence.

Then she think it’s nothing wrong with her, but that you just like it another way. 😀

Making it comfy
  1. Take a shower. Clean dicks are better than smelly dicks
  2. If your dick look like a war-zone, it wont hurt to trim a little bit
  3. Sit on your couch or on a chair. Optimally a comfy stressless
  4. Put a pillow in front of you
  5. Tell the girl to undress and kneel down on the pillow in front of you. Girls are best naked. If she as a school uniform, skip this part.
  6. Teach her how you want her to suck your dick

When she does a great job, give her praise, tell her she’s a good girl. When she does a bad job, tell her calmly what she can do different. Mark my words here. I said ‘different’, not ‘wrong’.

When she’s doing a really great job, tell her to look you in the eyes. When a girl is sucking a guys dick really good, it’s impossible for the guy to keep a straight face.

When a girl sees that you are having a great fucking time. It will give her motivation and courage to keep going, be more intense and become wilder. All girls are wired to make their man happy. If you’re having a great time, she’s having a great time too.

 

Off topic, be dominant

Nothing wrong with being dominant. In fact, most girls like that you are dominant as long as it’s done in the right way, and as long as she knows she can trust you. Girls like guys to lead the way.

Remember, you are teaching your little girl to ride your bike for the first time. You need to keep her safe, tell her what to do, while you make sure she doesn’t fall of the bike. When she’s feeling safe, she will throttle up. 😀

That’s a good time to grab her hair in her back head. Use your upper arm strength to shove your dick further in her mouth. Make her struggle a little bit, then release, and tell her to continue with her magic.

Tell her to keep eye contact. Spank her on the ass, pinch her nipples. Most girls likes this shit.

As long as it’s not too painful, the pain you inflict on her will turn into endorphin’s and adrenaline that makes her more awake, responsive and receptive for being taught by her teacher.

 

What is right for you?

Everyone is different, and all cocks needs to be treated in a unique way. You have to teach your girl what is right for you. 🙂

If you like her to be sensual and use a lot of tongue, you’ll have to teach her that. If you like her to be your worthless little sex doll that you can abuse, you’ll have to teach her that. If you want her to keep sucking when you nut. You need to tell her that. You get my point here.

When you nut but she keeps on sucking meme

I like my girls to go total porn-star on me. 

But for that to happen she need to be comfortable with the situation.

I like her to suck my cock while she look at me deep inside the eyes, while sitting on her knees begging for more.

If she does a bad job. I’ll grab her hair in a tight grip, tell her that she did a sloppy job, turn her over in doggy, slap her ass and fingerfuck her while she counts to ten, turn her back over again, and command her to do better. 😀 😀

When I bust. I want her to THANK me while she have my jizz all over her face.

But I’m probably sick in my head, so you should not do like I do.

For this shit to happen, and for this to be fun for the girl. She needs to be 100% comfortable with you, and she needs to understand her role.

And truth is, most girls like to be dominated like this because their vagina is dripping wet.

Wet vaginas don’t lie.

Okay guys. Go out there and have some fun. Stop wasting your time on this shitty blog.

 

Chiang Mai Nightlife Guide

Time to make another guide here at Goodbye Boring Life. This time it will be the nightlife in Chiang Mai.

In this post I will cover: 

  • Beer-bars
  • Tha Wan Deng
  • Nightclubs
  • Go-go bars
  • Karaoke bars
  • Thai Boxing

If you’re coming to Chiang Mai from Bangkok, Pattaya or Phuket, and expect the nightlife to be anything like those places, you’re going to be disappointed.

I’m not saying nightlife in Chiang Mai is bad, it’s just much more calm and relaxed, and you have fewer options for sure.

When that is said. Nightlife in Chiang Mai have its own charm. People are very friendly and relaxed. I’d rather go on partying in Chiang Mai, than lets say Phuket. But that’s just my taste.

Want to get laid with Thai girls for free? Check out this post.

Chiang Mai a paradise for single men coming to Thailand. One of Thailands biggest and best universities are found in Chiang Mai. Girls from all over Thailand, especially north-Thailand (the most beautiful ones). Comes to Chiang Mai to study.

You can milk som serious pussy on Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly in Chiang Mai.

In fact. Most girls that I approach in Bangkok where I live now because I find them beautiful, tell me that they are from somewhere up in North.

At the bottom of this post you’ll find map of all the places I’ve been talking about in this post.

 

Beer-bars with working girls in Chiang Mai

Beer-bars in Chiang Mai

Loi Kroh Rd is the place you want to be. It’s a 300 m stretch of road with a mix of beer-bars, massage shops and restaurants. There are even a beer-bar complex here with around 30 bars scrambled together (see daytime picture above).

Beer-bar complex Loi Kroh Rd
Beer-bar complex Chiang Mai

In the middle of the beer-bar complex there is a Thai boxing ring with almost daily fights (just for show, not actual fights)

The beer-bars in Chiang Mai are nothing like you find in Phuket and Pattaya. The beer-bars you’ll find in Chiang Mai is just a side soi in Walking Street Pattaya compared.

Last time I was in Chiang Mai (June 2016) I’d noticed a new trend with the beer bars. They close very early. As early as 23.00 you’ll see some of the bars starting to shut down. At 01.00 everything is closed. A few bars will take the chance and stay open regardless. They will just close the rolling grilles with the customers still inside and turn down the music.

Bargirl at Loi Kroh Rd
Bargirl at Loi Kroh Rd

I’ve asked some of the girls why the bars have started to close so early. All they said was “government very strict now” with a sad face.

Regardless. The beer-bars in Chiang Mai can be great fun. The girls are not nearly as pushy for ladydrinks as girls in lets say Bangkok or Phuket. I’ve had a lot of great conversations with Chiang Mai bar-girls. I’ve even befriended some of them.

Prices for sex in Loi Kroh Rd:

Barfine: 300-500 baht
Short-time: 1000 – 1500 baht
Long-time: 1000 – 2500 baht

 

Tha Wan Deng in Chiang Mai

Tha Wan Deng in Chiang Mai

This establishment deserves its own heading. 😀

This is probably the most awesome place in Chiang Mai when it comes to having fun and drinking. It’s a place catering to Thai people, but I’ve seen foreigner here too. Exactly what this place is, is hard to explain. I don’t know anything just like it in the Western world.

Let me try to explain.

Tha Wan Deng very early in the evening
Tha Wan Deng very early in the evening

Some will come here early in the evening to eat food. Most Thai people come here in big groups. Everyone will buy 1-2 dishes of Thai food, and share it with everyone. This place can throw up the most amazing Thai dishes.

When people are done eating, the staff will clean up everything. As the venue start to fill up, the staff will also remove the tables people where eating on. Turning it in to a big dance floor.

People will start to buy the heavy stuff, like whisky and rom, and mix it with coca-cola and ice.

The main stage

Here is the cool thing about this place. The venue has a gigantic stage with all types of entertainment. It can be anything from a rock band that plays Thai hit music, to some traditional dancing with a big band playing in the background.

The entertainment at Tawandag is top-notch, and will go on the entire night. Occassionally the entertainers will take a break, and the DJ will take over the show, turning the whole venue into a nightclub.

This place is really something unique to Thailand. I’ve not seen anything like it in the Western world, so you should not miss it!

Going here alone is kind of lame, so if you are traveling alone you should probably pick up a girl at Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly, or a bar girl at Loi Kroh Rd. No Thai girl will refuse the offer to go here. They love it.

Check out the video under. It’s from my last stay in Chiang Mai at Tha Wan Deng. This was quite early in the evening, so the energy was pretty lame. But just imagine this place filled up with a lot of happy Thai people going crazy on whisky and liquor. Good times. 😀

Prices at Tha Wan Deng

That’s kind of hard to estimate, as it really depends on what you eat and drink. It’s fairly cheap compared to a lot of other bars in Thailand (like gogo bars in Pattaya or nightclubs in Bangkok).

There is no cover to get in, which is kind of strange considering the entertainment that goes on all night. Can’t be cheap to operate such a massive show every night.

It’s normal to buy an entire bottle of booze, and mix it with soda and sparkling water. You can get the cheap whisky named Blend, for 600 baht, and drink on that all night if you want.

You can also buy expensive stuff like Champagne, exclusive whisky brands etc. It’s really up to you.

 

Nightclubs in Chiang Mai

There are several nightclubs in Chiang Mai. They are spread all over town so you better choose wisely before you go to one, as it can be a pain in the ass to get to another one late at night.

Zoe in Yellow

Zoe in Yellow Chiang Mai
Zoe in Yellow Chiang Mai

This place is great if you want to pick up freelancers. A lot of bar-girls, gogo-girls go here late at night if they didn’t get a catch in their bar. I’ve also seen regular university girls offer sex for money here. Good if you don’t have time, or want to game girls.

This place is actually a good mix over everything. You will find freelancers as I just mentioned. You will find regular Thai girls just having fun, you’ll find old mongers, young backpackers, hippies from South-Africa. There is not a single group I haven’t seen in this club.

Most cocktails go for 150 baht here, and you can get a bucket for 300 baht. You can also buy a entire bottle of something and drink on that all night. Up to you!

Zoe in Yellow closes at around 2 am.

Spicy Club

I’ve only been to this place once. That was 5 in the morning drunk as fuck! I don’t remember anything so I can’t tell you much.

It’s the only nightclub in Chiang Mai that’s open late, very late. I think they close their doors 6-7 in the morning. Of course, this is not legal in Thailand, but you know, money talks down here. I’m pretty sure they give the police some money under the table to don’t get in trouble. 🙂

This place is slightly more expensive than Zoe in Yellow, but I guess that’s the price to pay off the police. 🙂

 

Nightclubs that caters to Thai people

Except from Spicy Club and Zoe in Yellow. There are several night clubs that cater to mostly Thai people. Of course, Westerners are welcome too!

Pornping Hotshot

Don’t be confused about the name. This place has nothing to do with porn, except the hot ladies dancing on the stage. 😛

This place is not far away from Loi Kroh Rd. It’s a quite small avenue, but I had fun when I was here. There is a stage that plays live music every night. When the entertainers have breaks, or a new band will come on stage. The DJ will take over with house and EDM music.

I’ve seen some of the hottest girls in Thailand dance on this stage. Just watch the video under. 🙂

 

You also have other nightclubs in Chiang Mai like Warm Up, Monkey and Bubble. I’ve not been to these places, so I can’t say anything about them. But I’ve put them in the map under so you can find them.

Gogo-bars in Chiang Mai

I’ve only been to two gogo-bars in Chiang Mai. One was fucking awesome, the second one was pretty lame. If you are a person who likes gogo-bars, you are in the wrong city for sure.

Anyways. Here are the two gogo-bars I’ve been to.

Spotlight A Go-Go

This place is pretty depressing. If you are in Loi Kroh Rd, and walk towards the main road, take right when you are at the main road and walk for 100m. There you have Spotlight A Go-Go.

The place haven’t been renovated for ages, and when I was here last time there was only two girls on the stage. One was overweight, the other one was ready for a museum.

If you want, you can check it out, maybe I was just unlucky that night.

Foxy Lady

This was one of the first go-go bars I ever went to in Chiang Mai. I met a dude outside my hotel that lived in Chiang Mai. He asked me if I wanted to see something really awesome that would blow my mind.

He was right. This gogo-bar is awesome, and is probably one of the best gogo-bars I’ve been to in Thailand.

The girls here are super-hot, friendly, not too pushy and they can actually dance. The venue is fresh looking, with dimmed blue light (not the typical red light).

Sugar Beat

I’ve not been to this place. But from what I’ve read online. It’s a mix between gogo-bar and nightclub. I’ve also read that the girls here are just dancers (coyote), and not gogo-girls that will go with you back to the hotel. But in Thailand everything is possible, and money talks. So I guess its worth a shot?

Coyote dancers are usually pretty hot, so if you can persuade one back to your hotel, you’ve shot the golden bird for the night. 🙂

I’ve put the location for all the bars in the map at the bottom of this post.

 

Karaoke bars in Chiang Mai

I don’t have much experience with Karaoke bars in Thailand, and the experience I have is pretty bad. Unless I meet some expat that tells me he knows about an amazing karaoke bar. I will probably never go inside one again.

Apparently, you walk inside the bar. Choose the girls you want, and bring them to a private room upstairs. This room has TV, comfy sofas and other types of entertainment.

You have to ‘rent’ the room and the girls for the hour. I don’t know if you can bang the girls, take them back to the hotel or anything. I think karaoke bars are mostly just for ‘innocent’ fun with hot girls. I guess anything is possible as long as you have money.

The karaoke bars in Chiang Mai are found along ‘Chang Klang Rd’. It’s pretty far out from the tourist track of Chiang Mai. I’ve been driving past them several times and the girls outside are pretty damn hot.

Sadly.

I’ve also heard about people being scammed pretty hard at these places. They will tell you that it’s only 400 baht per hour for the room, but when you leave, they will say it’s much more, and they will try to intimate you to make you pay.

I was inside a Karaoke bar last time I was in Chiang Mai in June. I just sat in the sofa downstairs talking with one girl. For that I had to pay her 400 baht. I don’t get it…

 

Thai Boxing in Chiang Mai

Chiang Mai have two Thai boxing establishments as far as I know. One of them I have already mentioned further up in this post. So I wont go into that here.

The second Thai Boxing place is not far away, but is much better in my opinion if you want to see a real fight. It’s called Thaphae Boxing Stadium.

Check out this video form Thaphae Boxing Stadium. 🙂 

 

Nightlife map of Chiang Mai

Click the square in the upper-right corner to make the map bigger. Much easier to navigate that way. 🙂 

Nightlife in Chiang Mai

As you can see, you have some options in Chiang Mai. The choices are of course fading if you compare Chiang Mai to Bangkok, Pattaya or Phuket. But it’s still a good place in my opinion.

I’ve said it before on this webpage, but there is something magical about Chiang Mai. The city lies trapped between the mountains. It’s a very green city and it feels so alive, unlike Bangkok which has the nickname “the concrete jungle”.

I’ve lost count all the times I’ve caught a hot little 20-year-old university spinner on Thai Cupid in Chiang Mai, brought her to Tha Wan Deng, and ended up with her in my king-size bed at Imperial Mae Ping Hotel.

Good life for sure. 😀

 

My biggest fear about living in Thailand

What’s going on guys? 🙂

Today I will tell you about my biggest fear about living in Thailand. Or any other place that is hot and tropical. 🙁

I almost only talk positive things about living in Thailand. And yes, I love this life and I would not change it for anything.

At the same time I don’t want to give you the impression that it’s only good times and hakuna matata. This place has its negative aspects too, and here is one of them.

Last night I was at a local clinic at Sukhumvit Soi 11. I ripped up my skin on my leg some days ago and it got infected. I had no fever but if I didn’t do anything about it would probably only get worse.

Another farang was at the clinic too. This guy did not look well at all! He was blue in his face, had purple lips, was shivering and occasionally he would run to the toilet to puke.

I asked him what was going on, and I told him I could go to 7/11 to buy him some cold water or fruit juice.

He said he didn’t know what was going on, but that he had been eating som street food at Khao San Rd the night before, and after that, had only gotten worse through the night. The guy said he had no diarrhea or anything. He just felt awful.

 

Parasites…. 

Once in a while I will meet people down here that just look terrible. They experience extreme fatigue, dizziness, shivering, lack of energy and stomach pain.

Everyone I have talked will say they have no idea why they got sick, but that they suspect it was something they ate.

Last year when I was at Koh Yao Noi, I met an English guy that had been training Muay Thai for months at the island. I met him on the boat back to Phuket, and he told me that he was about to go home to England again.

He told me that he had some serious trouble with his stomach for weeks after he ate some sea food at the island.

The doctors didn’t find anything wrong with him, but he only felt worse for everyday that passed. I could see that he was really worried about his situation, and that he just wanted to get back to England as fast as possible.

I got his contact information, and 4 weeks later I asked him how he was feeling. The doctors back in England didn’t have any answers either. And he still had trouble with his stomach. He had also lost a lot of weight. Wtf..?

Some months ago when I was going back from Siem Reap, I met another dude with the exactly same symptoms as the guy at the clinic at Sukhumvit Rd.

He was shivering, feeling cold, his face had turned blue and he just felt fucking awful. He wanted to get back to Bangkok as fast as possible to get some decent health care, as the health care in Cambodia his nothing to brag about.

I have a friend back in home that was in Thailand many years ago. He had been eating food at a local Thai buffet restaurant in Chiang Mai. 5 hours later he was stuck on the toilet shitting liquid brown water mixed with blood. He was hospitalized for almost a week, with high fever, dizziness and fatigue.

To this day his still not 100% well. He still have occasionally severe stomach pain after he eats big meals. He will start to shake for a good 20 minutes, before it settles again. The doctors have zero answers.

 

What can you do about it?

This stuff scares the crap out of me. Because there is nothing you can do about it to avoid it. Be unlucky one time, and it could change your life forever.

Of course, you could buy all your food at the supermarkets around Bangkok, and cook your own food in your apartment to make sure that all parasites are killed, but that is not really feasible for most people. Not for me either.

I go out in rural areas all the time down here, and I need food. I have to trust my health on the Thai person that cook my meal.

Is the meat processed properly? How long has it been out in the heat? Is the salad washed for bacteria and bugs? What kind of water did they use to wash the salad? Did you clean your hands after you wiped your ass? Etc…

I’ve found bugs in my salad several times down here. Ants, flies, even a fucking wasp. Eating bugs are not that big of a deal healthwise, but it’s a good sign that they didn’t wash the salad with water. What other parasites are still inside the salad??

As soon as you get out of the bigger cities there are no big fancy shopping malls with strict hygiene routines and focus on service. It’s mostly family driven businesses where anything goes. These people would employ their daughter even if she was mentally retarded, and she would cook your food…

By the way. I’m not taking about cute little bacteria that will give a night with diarrhea. I’m talking about serious parasites that will push your immune system to the limit.

Another aspect of this is that I’m not native to this part of the world. There are bacteria and parasites out here that my immune system has never encountered before. Bacteria that would make me really sick, but that a Thai person wouldn’t even have a reaction on.

I don’t know what do make out of this post. This just scares the shit out me (sometimes literally hihi).

Whenever I eat at a local family driven restaurant I will inspect the food as my life depends on it. Call me paranoid, but I don’t want to fuck up my health because I ate a lump of parasite infested meat.

 

What should you pay for taxi / motorbike in Bangkok?

For some “strange” reason. When I’m not with a Thai girl in Bangkok, prices on transport seems to magically increase 2x, 3x, 4x, 6x. Hmmmm….

Some time ago at Khao San Rd a taxi driver tried to charge me 1500 baht for a ride to Silom Rd. That is outrageous.

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This post is about taxis and motorbike taxis. I will not talk about tuktuk prices. They suck and you should only take a tuktuk ride once in your life just for the experience. After that, never do it again. They are liars, scammers and they drive like maniacs.

 

What should you pay for taxis?

That is really hard to tell, because it really depends on the distance. No shit…

So, I will take some fancy screenshots of Google Maps, make some ugly lines in  Paint, write on the distance, and tell you what I paid.

Notice that all prices here is with a taxi that is using its meter!!! Never take a taxi with fixed price, it will always be more expensive for you.

 

‘Suvarnabhumi’ airport to ‘Nana Sukhumvit’

Distance: Around 15km
Time: Around 30 – 60 minutes

Price: 350-500 baht + highway fees on around 100 baht

airport-to-bangkok

 

‘Asoke’ to ‘Loft to bar’

Distance: 7 km
Time: 30 minutes

Price: 150 baht

what should you pay for taxi in bangkok

 

‘Nana’ to ‘Silom Rd’

Distance: 3-4 km
Time: 10 minutes

Price: 100 baht

nana-to-silom-rd

 

So, why should you get a taxi with meter? 

A lot of taxi drivers will come with a fixed price proposal as soon as you tell them where you want to go. Taking these offers will always be more expensive for you. Do you really think they would come with a proposal that they lose money on? 😛

Of course, these guys works for pennies, so if you don’t give a shit about saving pocket-money, just jump inside the taxi.

But if you are on a tight budget, always go for the meter.

When is it not possible to get a meter? 

Well, it’s always possible if you just look long enough. However, outside major tourists areas like The Grand Palace, or Soi Cowboy for that matter, you will have a hard time finding a taxi that will use the meter.

If you still insist on having a taxi with meter, you should walk 100-200m from these areas, and wave down a taxi from the street.

You should also watch out for taxis that hangs out outside hotels and shopping-malls.

In fact, always try to get a taxi that is driving. These people are mostly honest, and are not just waiting outside a tourist area for a stupid tourist that will go along with fixed price.

How do you know if a taxi is available? 

A red light will be switched on at the passenger side’s front window. You can’t really miss it.

Why don’t the taxi stop for me? 

Only the Gods knows. Maybe the driver just don’t give a fuck, and don’t want to drive anyone at the moment? 😀

 

What should you pay for motorbike taxis?

Motorbike taxis can be a little bit more tricky. I’ve been here a year, but I still think it’s tricky to know exactly what price I should pay.

Motorbike taxis don’t have a meter, so after you have told the driver where you want to go, you will always get a fixed price. How do you know if you are not overcharged?

Lets make it simple: You are always overcharged. 🙂

Lets say I go from Nana to Asoke. That is about 1 km. If I’m with a Thai girl. I pay 20 baht for that distance, no question asked.

If I approach the drivers alone. I pay anything from 40 baht to 100 baht. Telling them that I LIVE here, and that I know the local price, doesn’t always help. They will still insist on farang price.

Gosh. I’m so done bargain with these guys. Most of them don’t even talk a word English, so they don’t understand what I’m saying anyway.

I just tell them where I want to go, and pay them whatever they want within reason. I’m usually with a Thai girl when I’m using a motorbike taxi anyways.

 

Here are some prices I have paid in the past: 

Note that all these prices are when I’m with a Thai girl. So this is the lowest price you’ll get.

‘Prince Palace Hotel’ to ‘Siam BTS’

Distance: 1 km
Time: 5 minutes

Price: 50 baht

prince-palace-hotel-to-siam

 

‘Nana BTS’ to ‘Firehouse

Distance: 300m
Time: 2 minutes

Price: 20 baht

nana-bts-to-firehouse

 

What to watch out for with motorbike taxis

motorbike taxi in Bangkok
Just another day

Tell them to take it easy

I always say to them that if they drive careful, I’ll give them 20 baht extra. Some of these guys drive like complete maniacs, and you should be a little careful.

Some of these drivers will drive slalom between cars in 40-50 km/h. It’s insane.

Have they been drinking?

Yeah. Some drivers will sit openly in the street drinking whiskey while they wait for customers. ‘Mai Bpen Rai’ you know.

 

6 cheap things to do with your Thai date in Bangkok

Not everyone is full of cash (I’m one of them).

If you go to the most fancy sky-bars every night, or drink and eat in the coolest shopping malls like Central World. You are going to run out of cash pretty damn fast, especially if you have to pay for two.

Another good thing about doing cheap stuff, is that you will give the impression to the girl that you are not full of cash and bling. That’s an excellent way to sort out the gold diggers if you are looking for true love. <3 <3 lol..

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Here are some ‘good’ tips on where you can bring your date for cheap activities in Bangkok.

 

1: Swan boat at Lumphini Park

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Price: 50 baht

Yeah, maybe this is lame. But all the girls I have brought to this place have liked it. It’s romantic you know..?

Buy a couple of water bottles at the entrance of the park, take a stroll around in the park. After you have done that, go to the lake inside the park, and you can rent boats for 50 baht.

You could mix this activity with step three in this post. A lot of awesome areas in this park for photo-ops.

Watch out for the reptiles that chills around in the lake.

 

2: Go feed homeless cats

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Price:
200 baht

In fact. Some Thai people have this as an hobby!

A lot of the girls I’ve been dating down here will actually sit down and feed soi dogs and street cats after they are done working! Creds!

If you come with this suggestion she will be impressed, and you don’t have to spend much money. Win win I guess?

You can buy a big box of cat food at any 7/11 or family mart. Let yourself loose. 😀

 

3: Have a photo-op!

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Price: Whatever you use on transport

Do you own a DSL camera? Do you know how do work that bokeh effect?

Thai girls will love it! Nothing gives them more pleasure than to get that awesome picture they can put on Facebook to get a billion likes.

Bangkok is an interesting city, and there is a gazillion different places you can pull of some pretty cool pictures with a Thai girl in focus.

Go get creative!

 

4: Eat at a local Thai buffet

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Price:
Around 100-150 baht per person

It’s not pretty, but the food is awesome and you can eat as much as you want. However, you have to cook your meat yourself most places with that gass oven on the middle of the table you are sitting on.

These places can be kind of hard to find, so you have to ask your Thai girl for direction.

Diarrhea may occur, but that’s a part of the experience, isn’t it? 😀

 

5: The Loft to bar

Loft to bar cheap beer singha

Price: Around 400 baht for two people + taxi

This place is actually awesome. It’s 200 baht per person, then you can drink as much Singha as you can bear. Good place to become wasted on booze. I’ve been here several times.

This bar features live music every night. Quality varies, seems like the scene is open for newcomers.

For some unknown reason they have a swimming pool in the middle of the bar. I have no idea what it’s for.

Location on Google maps.

 

6: Go to a library

Price: Free

You can find libraries all over Bangkok with free books and magazines. I have no idea what you can do with them as they’re all in Thai. But I don’t know. It’s free, and you can chill out in the pleasant AC air! 😀

Maybe make your girl learn you some Thai? Been there, done that.

 

7: Do nothing?

Price: Free

Truth is. There’s not really much to do in Bangkok without money. Bangkok is actually one of the most boring places to be if you don’t have money to burn off.

If you’re on a tight budget, there are a million better places to be in Thailand than Bangkok. Like one of the islands.

Here you at least have a free beach that you can hang out on with some Thai chick, or you can drive around on a motorbike that you rented for 200 baht per day.

 

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Bangkok Gallery 2 (Street life)

These pictures are from all around Bangkok a day back in september 2012.

I think street photography looks a million times better in black and white. So that’s what you get.

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If you click the picture it will pop up in a light-box, you can then use the arrows on your keyboard to scroll through the pictures. 

old women nitting in the street Bangkok street photography

old man looking into the camera Bangkok street photography

women holding a childs hand in Bangkok street photography

pandas eating in bangkok street photography

old man sleeping up right in bangkok street photography

woman doing something in bangkok street photography

woman driving scooter with her dog pet street photography bangkok

man walking over the street not giving a fuck hand out street photography bankok

street food vendor in bangkok street photography

homeless man begging for money in bangkok street photography

How to avoid this simple debit-card scam in Thailand

Using debit-cards to pay for services in Thailand is becoming more and more common. 5 years ago it would be hard to find a restaurant with a bankterminal to pay for your food.

Not anymore.

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Hotels, restaurants, bars and many other establishments have started to have bankterminals more and more the last years. You don’t need to walk around with a big stack of cash to get by anymore.

For example. I never pay my hotels in cash anymore. If the hotel is not pre-paid, I will pay it with my debit-card.

I’ve even seen a street food restaurant with a bankterminals in Bangkok now.

The times are changing I guess, and Thailand is becoming more and more like Japan and South-Korea than its neighboring countries. (Bangkok at least)

 

So, what scam am I talking about? 

Sometimes you have to give away your debit-card to a hotel employee or a waiter. She will then bring your card behind the desk to the bankterminal to withdraw money from it.

It’s easy for an dishonest employee to take a picture of your card with his / her phone. She can then use it later to buy stuff online.

All you need to buy stuff online is three different numbers from your card:

  1. The card-number
  2. The expire date
  3. The three digit CVC-code.

No need for pin-code.

 

This is how I deal with it

I have two cards that go to the same bank account.

The first card is normal, the second card I have censored the CVC-code and the expiry date.

Having only the card-number is useless. You can not buy anything with the card with only that number, but you can still use the magnet strip / chip to buy stuff in shops.

This method is genius because I don’t have to go around worry about where I have my debit-card. I can just ‘throw it around’ without any concern to different employees and waiters.

Getting a duplicate card is easy and mostly free in all banks. Just call them up and tell them that you want a second card to your bank account.

Bangkok Gallery 1 (Chinatown)

Soo. I just realized that I’m in possession of over 6000 pictures from all around Thailand, taken over a period of 5 years. I’ve never shared any of these photos. Maybe it’s time?

Most of these pictures are taken with my Canon 7D. I use a basic 35-180 mm and a fixed 50mm.

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The photos in this gallery are from Chinatown in Bangkok back in 2012. I’m thinking about sharing 10-15 pictures in each gallery.

If you click the picture it will pop up in a light-box, you can then use the arrows on your keyboard to scroll through the pictures. 

 

Bangkok Chinatown Marked a lot of people crowded

Bangkok Chinatown Main Rd Yaowarat Road traffic neon signs

Bangkok Chinatown Main Rd Yaowarat Road traffic neon signs

women reading newspaper in street in chinatown Bangkok

sunglasses at sale in chinatown bangkok old marked

man sleeping in street in chinatown bangkok

man carrying eggs in street in chinatown bangkok

duck feet boiling in street in bangkok chinatown

women petting bird in marked in chinatown bangkok

marked in Chinatown Main Rd Bangkok a lot of people

wig shop in Chinatown marked in bangkok a lot of colors

old women preparing food in street bangkok chinatown

women looking into camera in marked chinatown bangkok

stuffed animals in store at marked in chinatown bangkok

old women buying food at food stall in street in chinatown bangkok

women praying at temple in bangkok chinatown chinese temple

Traffic in chinatown Bangkok

How to meet Thai women for free

If you are looking for how to meet Thai women for free. With that I mean Thai girls that want to hang out with you without you paying for it. Online dating is your best bet, especially if you are coming over for a shorter vacation.

You can start to chat up girls before you arrive, that way you don’t have to waste precious time in paradise chasing girls. That is the beauty of Internet.

Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly are the biggest dating sites out there for Thailand, with around 1.000.000 members each.

In my opinion it does not matter who you sign up for. They are equal good.


Click the links under to sign up for free. 

Thai Friendly

Thai Friendly

Thai Cupid

What types of girls are on online dating site? 

I would say that 95% of the girls that are on Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly are regular girls that are just looking for a boyfriend or a giik (fuckfriend). Some are just looking for a friend too.

Once in a while you will get some kind of sex offer from a girl with money involved, but if you are not interested in that, just ignore it.

 

How easy is it to hook up with a girl? 

It’s so easy that if I told you, you would not believe me. My biggest culture shock when I came to Thailand the first time was just this; how easy it was to hook up with girls, make friends and hang out with people. People were genuinely interested getting to know you.

Online dating in Thailand is nothing like the online dating in the Western world.

In the Western world it can take days, maybe even weeks, before you even get a girl on a date. If you sign up for Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly now, you could have a date ready tomorrow. I am not exaggerating this.

 

Other posts I’ve made about dating ‘real’ girls in Thailand


How to meet Thai women for free

Tinder is also an alternative for online dating in Thailand, and it’s 100% free. The downside is that you can’t use this application before you arrive as it’s location dependent.

Do you really want to sit on your hotel room while the sun is shining chatting with girls on your mobile phone?

If you sign up for an online dating site you can spend that time at the beach with a beautiful feminine women instead, that you chatted up before you arrived Thailand. 🙂

Thai Friendly


Pain in dick after sex (with solution)

Sometimes when I bang a chick I get a terrible pain in my dick after. I’ve been to several doctors for this a long time ago, and no one found out why. I don’t have any infections or STD’s. Seems to be bad design from nature’s part, it’s been like this since my early twenties.

By the way. I had no idea what to use for featured picture for this post, so I just searched for dick shaped potato on Google. I was not disappointed. 😀

Anyways.. 🙂

Three conditions have to be true for this to happen: 

  1. I need to have sex or jurk-off myself.
  2. I need to get an orgasm
  3. I need to take a piss right after orgasm

If all these conditions are true, I get a terrible pain in my dick maybe 1/10 times. If I drink alcohol it seems to happen more frequently.

The pain will start slowly about 2-3 minutes after taking a piss. Then it will become gradually worse for 10 minutes. Then it will stay like that for maybe 20-30 minutes, and gradually go away again.

It’s not really a pain. But a very uncomfortable itching. So intense that it almost feels like it’s burning. The pain seems to come from the urethra. The pain can start around my dickhead, and continue all the way back to my balls.

 

Here is my solution

  1. Become a munk! I’m serious guys. They can’t have sex or jurk-off so then it’s not an issue. Simple solution.
  2. Alternatively pray to the Greek Goddess of wellness and health the first day after full-moon. She will bless you with eternal bliss and tight Asian pussy.
  3. Buy membership on Thai Cupid through my website. You will get so distracted by all the hot Asian girls that you’ll forget about the pain. 😀

 

Okay, just joking. Here is the real solution:

Take an empty bottle and fill it with hot water. Not so hot that it burns you, but it should be pretty hot. Take that bottle and place it between your thighs so the bottle touches your dick / ball area.

When I do this the burning sensation will disappear within 2-3 minutes. Every time.

Thank me later (if you have this problem)!

Tinder in Bangkok = Success

What’s up guys? 😀

Just a quick tip if you want to find hot girls in Bangkok fast.

I’ve had great success with Tinder lately. It’s seems like more and more Thai girls get this app on their phone. Two years ago I would barely find any Thai girl on Tinder in Bangkok. The balance was maybe 95% tourists and 5% Thais.

Today it’s much higher concentration of Thais and you have to shuffle through a lot less obese Western women. 😀 Yeah, the trolls pop up sometimes, but just swipe left and you’re good to go. 🙂

 

Before you consider Tinder..

For those guys who simply want to get laid in Bangkok, as quickly and easily as possible, I suggest looking at www.smooci.com.

Smooci is Bangkok’s newest and best Escort platform and search engine. It lets you live search all the major Escort agencies and independent girls, and gives you result with customer ratings on the girls, so you can sort the good, the bad, and the ugly pretty easily.

It’s creating a real competitive market and dropping the short time prices to as low as I’ve seen. Not only that, but once you’ve made your booking you also get sent a live GPS link so you can track your girl all the way to your door.

 

What is Tinder? 

For you guys that have been living under a rock the last 5 years. Tinder is a dating app for mobile phones. You can download it in Play Store for Android and Apple store for Iphone. Tinder is free to use.

When you have signed up a lot of girl’s will start to pop up. You swipe left if you don’t like them and you swipe right if you like them.

To talk to a girl she has to swipe right for you too. Then it’s a match and you can start talking.

The app is using the GPS on your phone, so you will only get up girls that are close by.

Usually I quickly ask the girl for either Facebook or Skype. That way I can have a video call with her to get a feel for her. If she decent I will ask for a meeting, if she’s weird I will stop talking with her.

 

What is my problem with Tinder? 

Well. It seems like its only working for Bangkok right now if you want to meet Thai girls. If you go to Chiang Mai, Phuket or any other tourist destination in Thailand we are back to the first problem I mentioned, too much obese Western women with ugly piercings in their nose.

Another thing I don’t like with Tinder is that you have to use your phone. I hate to use that phone keyboard to talk with people (I have big hands). It’s very clumsy and exhausting in the long run. I would still use Thai Cupid most of the time even tho it cost money.

A third thing is that it’s only working for the place you’re at. If you are planning a trip to another city and want to chat up some girls before you go there. You can’t really use Tinder for that.

Check my post about how to set up an online profile to swim in pussy here. It’s for Thai Cupid, but same rules apply for Tinder. Maybe even more as everything revolves around the first impression.

 

… Or just enjoy this video of hot girls dancing all around Thailand. 🙂 It’s my Youtube channel, so remember to subscribe. 🙂

 

Girls I banged in August 2016 | Summary

Blow-job bars in Bangkok

Looking for a quick release? Don’t want to spend 3000 baht on the full package in a go-go bar? Are you in a hurry? Need a girl who knows how to vacuum clean your balls without any whining?

You’re at the right place!

Want to get laid with Thai girls for free? Check out this post.

 

Outcall Services

Firstly, for those looking to get their blow job in the comfort and safety of their Bangkok hotel room, I strongly suggest checking out www.smooci.com.

There are several good outcall services and Escort agencies out there, as well as lots of freelancing sites, but nothing compares to the ultra modern Smooci.

With Smooci. not only can you live search through 100s of escorts and independents but all the girls are customer rated so you can tell easily spot the real gems.

The prices are as low as you’ll find anywhere online, and you can make an instant date with just a few clicks. And once your date is on the way you’ll be sent a GPS link so you can track her all the way to your bed.

 

Blow-job bars in Bangkok

Blow-job bars are a great opportunity for a quick and cheap release. Maybe you’ve been working hard all day and need to empty your balls.

Prices for blow-job: 700-1000 baht
Prices for beer: Usually around 100 baht
Ladydrink: 150 baht.

Another good thing about the blow-job bars is that there is a high probability that you will meet a women that really knows what she’s doing. They do this all day. They wont look at you with a semi-disgusted face like some gogo-girls do when you shove your dick in their face.

A lot of these girls will suck your dick until you nut, and they will keep on going. It’s wonderful.

When you nut but she keeps on sucking

 

I will not make a review of every blow-job bar out there in Bangkok. I know some people do that. To be honest I think that is a complete waste of time. Most of them are the same. All it really comes down to is what girl you end up with. Some are good, some are average, some are bad. Most are between good and medium. If you’re unlucky you might stumble upon a really bad fruit, but that is unlikely.

It’s only around 700 baht for these blow-jobs, so it’s not like you wasted a fortune anyways if you get a bad one.

 

Where to find blow-job bars in Bangkok

Under you will find a map of all the blow-job bars I’ve found in Bangkok. I’ve not been to all of them so I can’t tell you if they’re good or not. You just have to wing it. One good tip to find a good sucker is to ask what girls have been there a while.

Kasalong had some hot girls last time I was there. The girl who gave me blow-job did a great job! When I told her I was about to bust, she kept going. Good girl.

Older women tends to be more talented than the younger girls. They have after all been doing this shit for years. They know what buttons to push to make you cum. ^^

I’ll also mark up some massage parlors that are really dirty. They don’t even bother to give you a massage. They just rip of your pants and start working on your stick.

Map of blow-job bars in Bangkok

Click the square in the right-upper corner to make the map bigger.

 

How does it work? 

You walk inside the bar. Most of the bars have just that, a bar with a bunch of girls. You can buy a beer while you decide what girl you want, or you can go straight to business. You are not expected to go with a girl if you go inside one of the bars. You can leave without any hassle and just pay for whatever you have been drinking.

When you have chosen a girl. She will bring you to a room upstairs. Usually with a comfy chair. She will apply some lube or oil so it gets more comfy. The girls do not demand condom.

You can cum most girls in the face or in the mouth. Up to you.

Dirty massage parlors

A bunch of girls will sit outside the shop. Sometimes they will suggest a girl for you, as the girls work on ‘shifts’. If you don’t like the girl you are presented you can just ask for another one. They don’t mind. These shops have everything from old skunks too young girls with braces (if that is your thing).

Have you been to any of the blow-job bars? Was it good? Tell me in the comment section so everyone can know.

 

5 reasons to not visit Khao San Rd

The last year I’ve been to Khao San Rd five times. That is five times too much.

If you take all the things I mislike about Thailand, Western women, Full Moon party and tourist Thailand. Mix the worst attributes of said things together. You have Khao San Rd. Welcome I guess?

So, here are my reasons why Khao San Rd is total trash.

 

1: An overload of fat obese women from the West

If you have a fetish for smelly and overweight white women that acts like 8-year-old kids on heroin, this place is perfect for you! If that is not the case, I would stay far far far away.

The white women situation here is absolutely horrendous. It seems like all the fat women in the Western world ends up here at some point in their life. The amount of love handles and tights with stretch marks is terrifying. What are fuck are they eating back home nowadays?  Are they injecting cow-fat for breakfast with needles?

Not only are the women awful looking, but the way they act is completely unheard off. I guess most of the people are from places with heavy regulations on alcohol (most of the Western world). So when they first come to a place where they can do what the hell they want concerning alcohol they can’t handle the freedom.

By the way. I’m not a heavy drinker myself. In fact, I can go out almost sober and have just as fun. When you are sober drunk people just become even more annoying.

If you can walk trough this street at midnight without being pushed by some drunk guy that didn’t notice you. I will give you 100.000 baht.

I just can’t enjoy an environment like that.

 

2: People are mostly idiots

And that’s why 70% of Bangkok’s taxi population come here at night. They know that this is where the idiots gather at night. Easy pray to make an extra slump of money from.

And if you’re a white man who have traveled halfway across the globe. Why the fuck would you go to a place with the worst fucking women from back home? You see..? They’re idiots! They have done zero research I now they just jumped inside a cab for 850 baht! Distance? 1 km. (Yes I witnessed that conversation)

What type of people visit Khao San Rd? 

Annoying backpackers that “oh my Godz!! this is Asia it’s SO awesome look at me they sell meat on sticks and it’s not in plastic how exotic I haz to put thatz on Instagram very interesting” type of people.

Okay, maybe I’m a little bit negative here now. I have actually met decent people in Khao San Rd. One time an American dude knocked over my beer so it fell of the table. He was decent enough to buy me a new one. He actually bought a beer for my friend too. Good guy right there! But if this was RCA or anywhere else in Bangkok no one would knock over my beer in the first place.

 

3: It’s crowded and it stinks

Okay. I think I just described all of Bangkok. But for some reason I can handle food odor and dog shit smell better than the sweat stench from fat British women.

In fact, British women have to be some of the worst breed of women on the entire planet. And there is a lot of them at Khao San Rd. Just the way they talk makes me wanna puke in their face.

 

 

4: It’s so typical tourist spot

Khao San Rd is just like any other tourist strip in the entire world. You have seen it a million times before. It’s nothing special about it. Why travel all the way to Asia, when you have streets like this in Spain, Greece, Italy, The Netherlands etc.

Enjoy your bugs
Enjoy your bugs

They sell all the regular tourist gems here. Hats, bracelets, stupid souvenirs and cheap booze. The only thing about Khao San Rd that is a little bit unique is the buckets with booze.

But I don’t give a shit about buckets. Why would I poison my body with that shit? You are asking for diarrhea.

There are so many more interesting places to go out in Bangkok with so much more style and class. RCA and Asiatique to mention some. Asiatique is actually really good, and is something you won’t find in every city on this planet.

 

5: Getting home is a pain in the ass

Khao San Rd is far away from the BTS and MRT. In fact, when you go home its past midnight anyways so the public transport system is closed.

As I mention above, if you are in Khao San Rd, all taxi and tuktuk drivers will assume that you’re an idiot. They will give you ridiculous prices back to your hotel. You will have to plow through a lot of drivers before someone gives you a decent price.

One of the five times I was here a tuktuk driver said he wanted 1500 baht to drive me to Silom Rd. WTF? I’m not blaming the guy for trying by the way, these people struggle to survive and they have my sympathy. But do they really get away with such prices with some of the tourists? If anything, it says a lot about what kind of people who mingles in this street.

I think it will be a long time until I go back to Khao San Rd.

Do you really save money on hookers?

This is something I hear in the expat community around Thailand all the time. “You should not date those Thai girls, much better to just find a hooker, it will save you money!”

I’ve been thinking about that, and is it really true?

I don’t think so, and to put it frankly; I think it’s just something some guys spew out to justify banging hookers so they can feel better about themselves.

Some even say it with so much confidence that I actually think they believe their own nonsense.

Don’t get me wrong, and I don’t try to sound like a feminist or anything. I’m totally guilty myself, but at least be honest about it. You don’t fuck hookers because you save money. You fuck them because it’s easy. Because you have to put in zero effort. You will never be rejected and they will provide you with constant confirmation that you are ‘desired’.

These girls know exactly what you want, and it’s so fucking addictive. I still remember my first time in Pattaya. Coming from a boring town in Scandinavia with constant rain and miserable people. I couldn’t fucking comprehend what was going on. It was like releasing a starving dog in a slaughterhouse. I went completely nuts and spent over 5000$ in two weeks.

Life becomes so damn easy and comfortable. In fact you don’t have to do anything to get the best thing in the world; sex. You just throw money on the ‘problem’ and they will do whatever you want.

But you have to wake up from the delusional thinking. Fucking hookers will not save you money, and no matter how much you believe that, it’s pure nonsense.

 

It’s plenty of free girls in Thailand

In reality there are plenty of girls that will date you for free. Not a dime spent! They don’t want anything from you except your attention and love. Some are looking for lasting relationships, some are just looking for fun. And they’re not hard to find if you just stick you nose out of the bar for a day.

They will fuck you every night but demand nothing in return. They will give you a good time, give you company, crack jokes with you, have interesting conversations with you. Whatever you want.

And I’m just a regular Joe, it’s nothing special about me that makes me more attractive than all the other Joe’s. I work out, I take care of my appearance as much as possible, I brush my teeth and take a shower every day. But that’s pretty much it.

Of course, there are girls out there who are not hookers, but still try to get a financial gain from you. But these girls are quite easy to filter out if you don’t think with your dick but use your brain instead.

Why do I say all this? I say this because I have dated a bunch of these girls. A lot of guys are missing out on meaningful and fun relationships because they have been stuck in a bar for too long. Their perspective on girls have been twisted into something that is simply not true.

Maybe they have been betrayed by some girl earlier? Maybe a girl went behind their back and ran away with some business that they put in the girl’s name? I don’t know what turned them into that, but it’s not real, and don’t listen to them.

What are your opinion on this? I’m really curios what you have to say if you are one of the guys that claim that you save money on hookers. Comment section is down below.

Solo vs buddy vs group travel in Thailand

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Some guy asked me if he should come to Thailand with his buddy or if he should travel alone. Great question in fact. I have done all three of them in Thailand so I can tell a little bit about my experiences.

Remember that this post is for Thailand. I have a very different opinion about for example Europe. It’s much harder to get to know people in Europe. People are not nearly as guest friendly or open there. If I were to travel around in Europe I would probably bring a friend for company.

In this post I will talk about:

  1. Solo travel
  2. Cruisin’ around with a buddy (2 people)
  3. Group travel (anything from 3 – 15 persons)
  4. The biggest mistake a man can do in Thailand

 

Personally I prefer to travel solo in Thailand. I’m kind of a loner. Don’t get me wrong. I love to meet new people, I just don’t like to stay around the same people for too long.

I went solo in Thailand on my third trip. It was kind of scary in the beginning but the fear vanished as soon as I got inside that airplane. I knew that in 15 hours I would be greeted by some hot chicks at the airport, and I would be on my way to the hotel in a taxi! No worries!

 

Solo travel

Pros

  • You have epic flexibility
  • Can travel from A to B fast, as you don’t have to wait for your buddy / group
  • You can do what the hell you want when you want
  • You can change or modify your plans whenever you want
  • The world is yours

Cons

  • Can be lonely, but to be honest, that is not an issue in Thailand. 🙂
  • Sucks to become sick
  • You need to protect yourself from being too drunk and maybe mugged
  • Language barriers can be extra challenging

 

I love to travel around in Thailand alone. Being lonely here is really not an issue. You will always meet some girl who are up for some fun, or a good girl ready to date you, and if everything fails one night you have the hookers and massage girls to play with.

If you need a break from Thai people there are always some tourists around that are up for some fun that you can crack some jokes with at a bar.

If you want to travel alone you can’t be afraid to approach people. You need to get out there, if not you will just be stuck in your hotel room alone.

Getting sick

My biggest fear when traveling alone is getting so sick that I can’t take care of myself. That almost happened once too. I got a really bad diarrhea in some town outside Sukhothai. This shit was so painful that I was certain I would pass out at any moment. I was extremely dizzy, vomited all over the place and it felt like I was shitting barbed wire.

What would happen if I passed out? It was in a toilet without AC, and it was probably 35 degrees there. I was dehydrated too as I had been shitting liquid brown water for an hour while sweating like a dying pig. I had no water available.

Luckily I got help from some local people and they drove me to the nearest hospital in a pick-up truck. I was literally shaking in pain. I have no idea why it was so painful. The doctors didn’t find anything.

 

Buddy travel

Pros

  • You have someone to share your memories with
  • You can protect each other
  • Gives you some social value when you meet new people, especially tourists
  • Hotel prices just became 50% cheaper if you share room. HUGE money saver

Cons

  • You can’t just ditch your friend if you meet a cute girl
  • Arguing about what you should do one night. Will most likely happen at some point

 

Traveling with a buddy can be an awesome and life changing experience that could make you best friends for life. Sharing experiences is the best way to make good and lasting friendships.

When that is said. Choose your buddy wisely. If you travel with the wrong dude it could just as well turn into a nightmare.

If you travel with a buddy you should make it completely clear what you can and can’t do. What happens if you meet a cute girl that you want to spend some days with? Is it okay for your friend to stay alone for a couple of days? Even if he didn’t find any girl?

Should you share hotel room or not? What happens if your friend finds a hooker that he want to bring back to the room you share together?

Trust me. I’ve seen guys out there that argue about stuff like this. Shit like this has to be cleared out pre-travel.

Do your friend want to do the same things as you at all? If he want to go around exploring temples, but you want to go crazy in the bars. You have a conflict of interest right there and that could make your vacation a nightmare.

I traveled with the wrong friend once

I went to Amsterdam once with a friend. We traveled with car and it took about 2 days to drive. I knew him pretty well, but I’d never been alone with him for several days non-stop. I knew he was kind of an aggressive guy, but I gave it a shot, and hoped that it would not be a problem.

Turned out that he had rage tantrums several times a day for even the smallest issue. He could go on for hours. He unleashed everything on me, even tho I had nothing to do with it.

The second day when we were driving through Denmark we drove 20 km in the wrong direction. When I pointed out later that night that we had been driving 20 km in the wrong direction he bursted out in anger: “Yes, okay. Shut up. You don’t have to rub it in”. Yo dude, I’m just saying. It was hilarious. I’m not hating or blaming anyone here.. Shit happens you know..

After three days with him I didn’t take it anymore and I jumped on an airplane back home.

 

Group travel

Pros

  • Easier to break out of the group for some days if you want to be alone
  • Get’s even cheaper with accommodation and transport. When you go on side trips you can rent a minibus for yourself, and pay for it like it’s a normal scheduled bus.

Cons

  • It takes forever to get anything done. Especially when moving from A to B. Everyone have to get ready, double-check that nothing is left behind, and right before you are about to leave, some asshat has to take a piss.

 

My first two trips to Thailand was in group travel. I traveled with my father, brother and a bunch of friends of the family. I think we were 15 persons at most.

It was fun, but one time was enough for me. I takes forever to get anywhere, and everything goes so fucking slow. Just visiting a temple can take an extra hour compared to if you traveled alone.

Another negative aspect of traveling in a big group is that planning is a must. You can’t just be 15 persons, pop-up in a city and hope that a hotel have room for 15 persons. Everything needs to be booked pre-trip.

On my second trip to Thailand, also in a group like the first trip. I separated from the group for a week and went to Chiang Mai alone. That’s when I realized that from now on I will travel alone in Thailand. It was a HUGE freedom.

 

Mix it up!

This is probably the best way of travel. Come down here with a good friend, but don’t be together 24/7. Take some side trips for yourself, or meet a cute Thai girl for some days. Meet up with your friend again, take a couple of beers and tell each other what you have been doing.

Same if you come to Thailand in a bigger group. Don’t be in the group 24/7. Do stuff alone too. When you are ready to party with your group, met up again and go crazy.

Meet new people, hang out with them for some days. If you meet someone who are going the same direction as you. Ask to share a minivan with them. Take people’s contact information if you are going to the same city. Meet up again, tell each other what you did. Give your best advice’s, and ask for their best tips.

I guess it’s all about balance.

 

The biggest mistake a man can do in Thailand

That is. Travel with your girlfriend from back home. This topic probably deserves its own post, but fuck it. I will write about it here.

Western men with western girlfriend in Thailand
Western men with Western girlfriends in Thailand

I see it all the time. Dudes walking around with their semi-obese pale Western women, while they discreetly look at the local buffet with a desperate look in their eyes. Like a beaten-up submissive dog stuck inside a metal cage.

Not only that. They see all the Western men down here that walks around with beautiful and feminine Asian women in cute dresses.

And their girlfriend? She walks around in dirty elephant trousers with a white tank-top full of food remnants while she chugs down another beer.

It’s heartbreaking to witness. Because a lot of these guys are good looking guys and Thai girls would love to date them if they came alone. Thai girls that are a million times better than the average Western girlfriend.

They had no clue what would wait them down here, and now they are stuck with their fat girlfriend that can’t put on a fucking smile, even on vacation!

They have my deepest sympathy.

 

How to be happy in life

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The last year I have been more happy than I’ve ever been in my life. You only have one life, and if you’re not happy or having fun, you’re wasting very precious time IMHO.

In fact, that is people’s biggest regret when they are on the deathbed. They regret that they were more concerned with what others think about them, than to do what they really want. Whatever it is.

Don’t take life for granted, there is a big probability that you only get one shot at this. Make it right, and one life is more than enough.

Here are some conclusions I have come to over the last year on how to be happy in life. I’m not saying this is a blueprint or anything, but it’s been working for me.

 

Rule 1: Work hard

“Only through discipline can you have freedom”. I don’t remember where I read or heard that quote, or if the quote was just like that, but it makes a lot of sense.

Finally here permanent
Koh Pha Ngan 🙂

If you don’t have discipline, you will never get anything done and you will never get out of your hometown. Discipline is the most important trait that will eventually get you freedom.

I spent 3 years figuring out how I can make money online. I had no idea if it would work, or if I would even make it. But I didn’t give up because I had discipline and determination.

It did pay off eventually because now I live in Thailand, and I have everything a man can dream of to be happy.

I spend my time hunting pussy in Bangkok and enjoying life on tropical islands such as Koh Pha Ngan and Koh Yao Noi. Will I do this forever? Probably not… But I will enjoy the hell out of it as long as it last.

If I find the perfect women I will probably settle down at some point. I’m only 28 years old so I’m in no rush tho. 😛

 

Rule 2: Have a lot of women

If you’re a man, and you want to live a happy life. I think it’s important to have access to a lot of women in your life. Nothing makes a man more happy than to have sex with young and sexy women. This is something most men desire, and having a lot of women will make you more happy. That’s a fact!

Hot women to be happy
This makes me happy

Another important aspect of this is that only by having sex with a lot of different women, can you find the women of your dreams. It’s like trying a new car. You don’t buy the first car you come across, you try a bunch of them, compare them, then you decide which one you like the most.

So many beta guys back home just ‘took what they got’, and are now stuck with some brat they would never even touch if they got their shit together, broke up, and came down here to Thailand and saw what was on offer. But they just stay with their troll because it’s the only pussy they have access to, and they’re afraid to lose it.

If the women in your hometown or country sucks, be the alpha, get your shit together, and move to a better location.

That’s what I did. I was sick of obese women that walks around with an attitude like they’re the fucking shit. Which brings me to my next rule.

 

Rule 3: Travel

This is a tip that I give all people I met. Go travel. Get a new perspective on things. Don’t just sit in your boring hometown thinking it’s the best place on earth. It’s probably not the best place. If you want to meet fun and interesting people they are out there on the road. The boring people stay home doing nothing as usual.

The world have A LOT to offer you. It’s not a dangerous place and most people you will meet are nothing but super friendly.

You will realize that there are better women out there than in your own hometown. Find more feminine and easy-going women. You will find women with more attractive manners and ways of doing stuff. Actually you will figure out a lot of shit.

Personally I like to travel slow. The last year I’ve been mostly in Bangkok, and I have done short to medium side trips from here. Phuket, Koh Yao Noi, Koh Yao Yai, Koh Pha Ngan, Koh Tao, Siem Reap, Sukhothai, Chiang Mai to mention some.

If you are not traveling you are making a big fucking mistake in your life. Stack up some cash, get your passport and jump on a train, boat or a plain. Read up on my webpage and get a ton of good advice. If you subscribe to my newsletter I would be very happy too. 🙂

 

Rule 4: Stay fit

You were born with one body, and if you fuck it up, there is no store where you can buy a new one. Too many people have chronic lifestyle diseases because they chose to live a shitty lifestyle. That is sad (for them).

It’s so easy to take your health for granted, because health is not really an issue before you get some shit in your luggage. Then it might be too late to do anything about it.

Staying fit is alpha omega to live a happy life.

If you have never exercised before, it will be painful as fuck in the beginning. Your lounges will itch, you legs will cramp up, you will be sore for days after your first session. This is all temporary and as you continue to work out and push yourself, you will actually start to feel better after each session.

I won’t start a discussion about what exercising does for your body, because everyone knows that exercising is good for pretty much everything in life.

More energy, less stress, better health, you will live longer, you will last longer in bed, less likely to get lifestyle diseases, you will feel sharper, you will be more attractive to other people. The list goes on forever.

And meanwhile in the Western world…

‘The fat acceptance’ movement I read about in the news back home is a fucking disaster. The US, and now also Europe, have the biggest concentration of obese people in the world. It’s fucking disgusting.

But it gets worse. Now they want us to accept them and find them attractive too. Wtf..?? “Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes” they say. You know what. Fuck you.. You’re a lazy loser,  you just want people to accept your laziness so you can feel good about yourself for doing nothing. Nothing is attractive about lazy and fat losers. You lost in life, and when you lie on your deathbed you will be full of regret.

 

 

Rule 5: Don’t give a shit what other people think

As long as you’re not hurting anyone, do what the fuck you want, and don’t listen to what other people have to say about it. No matter what you choose to do, there will always be some jackass that have a strong opinion about just that.

Start a webpage like this? Some women will say I’m a sexist pig. Maybe I am? I don’t care..
Start a shelter for homeless dogs? Some asshole will say let nature do its job.
Not having children? You’re a loser..

Why give a shit? Just do whatever makes you happy, that’s all that matter…

Dont listen to your mother

If you’re young, and you read this website. Don’t listen to your mother. She loves you, and she just want you to be safe. Safe is boring. She don’t want you to take a fucking chance, and do something outside the box. Like moving to a developing country. She will be happy if you just have an average life in an average job. As long as you’re safe, she has done her job as a mother.

My sister was not happy about me moving to Thailand. But she is misinformed by the feminist media. She thinks Thailand is like some shit-hole country like in Africa. She won’t even come here to visit me because she thinks it’s dangerous. Whatever…

 

Rule 6: Don’t argue with people. 

I’ve found that it’s almost impossible to change people. Very few people will change themselves or change their opinion; even when you have the best argument. I don’t know why this is, but it’s probably some kind of defense mechanism. Their opinion is a part of their identity, and they will do anything to defend it.

What works better is to just show them. When I came back from vacation from Thailand the first time. I tried to tell people how awesome it was, how the women was, how it was better than home, how amazing the food was etc. What was the response..?

“Yeahh, you probably just had ladyboys”, “You probably just paid for everything” “I know you exaggerating, nothing is that good”… bla bla bla.

Today however. I put pictures on Facebook once in a while about what I do down here. Pictures with Thai friends, pictures with hot women around me. I have pictures of me with a hot women on the beach while sipping fruit juices and eating snacks. I have pictures where I eat fucking amazing food etc..

Today they don’t ask me if it’s ladyboys anymore, they ask me careful in a private massage “Dude, is life down there really like your pictures?”, “How do you meet so many women down there, are you rich? What did you do?”. “Can you show me around if I come to Thailand?”, “dude, what the fuck happened. Suddenly you are swimming in pussy and eat amazing food everyday..?”

Stop wasting your time trying to change people or convince them about anything. Life is too short to do that stuff. Instead, just leave them and show them you were right. If they still don’t realize it, well, nothing you can do about that.

 

Rule 7: Stay away from idiots

They sit in the bars of Thailand complaining about everything. Life was better in the old days, hookers where cheaper 5 year ago, the exchange rate has never been worse than now.

You’ll find them on thaivisa.com forums. Spending their entire day just talking nonsense. Telling you why your idea suck, why that business plan won’t work, why making websites are stupid. They spend all their days doing nothing productive while they shit on other people

You’ll find them in your hometown. They talk shit about everything outside their own town. The world is a bad place, they’re glad they are in THIS town, because THIS town is the BEST. But the weather was better last decade, and they don’t like that weird guy in that yellow house…

They are everywhere. The best thing to do is to just avoid these type of people. They will just suck the energy out of you, and nothing will make them more happy than to see you fail. Because that’s what they did. They failed with everything in life and now they want to see you fail.

Don’t spend your energy on it. It will only make you exhausted. They will drag you down on their level.

You have one life, spend it wisely. Ditch negative people even if it’s your own family. Be selfish, and make your life awesome. Bang a hooker when you need to and don’t take stuff so fucking serious. When people see that you have an awesome life, maybe they will listen to you then. If they still don’t listen, they are lost. There is nothing you can do.

That’s it for this time. Some tips from my perspective and I appreciate all the people who read my site.

 

BIG explosion in my apartment block WTF MUST READ

What’s going on guys? 😀 

Three days ago I was chilling on my bed with my laptop after a long hot day out in Bangkok.

Suddenly I see a big flash followed by a big fucking explosion. I could hear the windows in the entire block was shaking. WTF…. Was this another terror attack in Bangkok???  After all I live close to Sukhumvit Rd, and if someone wants to do some fuckery, it would probably be right here.. 🙁

Fast-forward until the next morning. The security guy in my block told that a bird, rat or squirrel had gotten inside the current distributor to the entire apartment block, making a BIG short-circuit that fried everything…

So yeah, that’s why I haven’t made any new posts the last days. I didn’t get my power back before today.

It took them THREE days to fix this shit, and I guess this is why Thailand is still a developing country. If this shit happened back home it would be in the news…

It’s been raining heavy in Bangkok the last days, and they told me they could not put the new machine into place before the rain stopped.

No power, no internet, no AC for THREE fucking days..

I’ve spent my days with my romantic shower date girl. I can’t sleep without a fucking AC. It’s too hot, even for a guy that have been here for a year now. Fuck that.. I don’t want to wake up the next day in big pond of sweat…

So, I moved temporarily to my romantic shower date girl. She was working, but when she came home we had a lot of sex, and we ate a lot of good food. Life is still good I guess. 😀

 

Only in Thailand… 

Man, Thailand is such an interesting place to be. On one side you have all these gigantic skyscrapers that look like something out of the future, with 5 stars hotels and shopping malls you could just dream of back home. Then, on the other hand, if you just walk to the next land plot. There could be some old wooden sheds that don’t even have fucking glas in the windows…

Seems to be no overall city planning in Bangkok. You can see it all over town.

Plot 1: Big skyscraper with light-art on the top.
Next door: Grasslands with reptiles, rats and trash.
Next door again: A bar area with a dentists on the upper floor.

That’s Bangkok. No planning. Seems like private companies just buy a plot of land, and build what the hell they want on it. With no interest of what’s around..

Anyways, back to the power situation back at my place. I just got back to my apartment, and I have my power back now. 😀 That’s good.

It’s crazy that a little bird or rat like that can take out the power grid for an entire building, for three fucking days. But then again, this is Thailand. If you’ve seen some of the wiring here maybe it’s not that strange after all.

Just look at the pictures under. These are pictures I have taken here and there over the last year. No wonder why they have short-circuits from time to time.. :p

 

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The heroes at work!
The heroes at work! These guys got balls!

Anyways guys. I will start to post a new post again now every day. Stay tuned for girls I banged in August. I’ve been on FIRE this month, just like the power distributer in my block. 😀

Exploring Angkor Wat in Cambodia

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Angkor Wat in one sentence: Who the fuck built it…?

I recently visited Siem Reap in Cambodia for a visa run.

Two of the days I was here I spent exploring Angkor Wat and the temples around it. I don’t care if you have seen enough temples in Asia for a lifetime, Angkor Wat was a mind-fuck, especially after a couple of joints with my friendly tuktuk driver. 😀

You should not miss it.

In my opinion I think Angkor Wat was more impressive than the pyramids in Egypt. The pyramids might be taller, a lot taller actually, and be more impressing visually. But the cheer size of Angkor Wat is simply mind-blowing, and if you look in the details it’s even more mind-blowing.

When people see pictures of the ruins in this area, they usually see the picture of the main temple Angkor Wat.

What they don’t know is that this area is full of other temples that is just as impressive as Angkor Wat.

In addition to Angkor Wat, you have Angkor Thom, Preah Khan Temple, Ta Prohm and a bunch of other small temples that I don’t remember the name on.

You also have a series of dams, lakes, canals and moats. All these are made by humans, and not by nature.

Around Angkor Wat you have a moat that is about 4 km in circumference, and around Angkor Thom you have a 100 m wide moat that is roughly 10 km in circumference.

East of all the temples you have a square lake that is about 6 km in length and 2 km wide. All made by humans without any advanced technology like trucks, lifts, stone cutters etc. Sure…

 

Who the fuck build it..? 

The official story is that Angkor Wat, all the other temples, the dams and moats were built around year 1200. The stones where cut and made with copper tools, dragged by elephants and put in place with primitive lifts.

But here is my problem with that theory. All the temples in this area consists of up to 10.000.000 stones. Some are as heavy as 40 tons, but most of them are around 1 ton. That is a modern day car, compressed into a brick.

If you cut, grind and make the art / pattern on 10 stones each day, it will take you 2700 years just to complete the stones!

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The outside was just like the inside at some point.

So if they started in year 1200, they would be finished somewhere around year 4000 (it’s currently 2016)

Then you have to drag them from the quarry to the temple location, that quarry is believed to be 40 km away (25 miles). The area around Angkor Wat is DENSE jungle.

Not only that. If you look inside the temples, at places where weather have not eroded the stones. You will see that these stones are perfectly made.

All 90 degree angels, with super detailed and fine art, and you could not get a razor blade between the joints.

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Can you get a hair between those joints? I tried..

Because the stones are perfect on the inside, they were probably perfect on the outside at one time too. But weather, raiders and war have destroyed it bit by bit.

I will admit it, I was high as fuck on weed the second day I was at Angkor Wat, and it made me think some crazy thoughts. I just have a hard time believing that some primitive people made all this shit with copper tools, some elephants and wooden lifts. It’s just too massive and detailed.

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These are everywhere, where do you find an army of artists to make 100.000+ like these?

And where did they get all the artists from to make all the detailed stones?

These stones don’t look like they were made by children, noobs or slaves. But by people that knew what the fuck they were doing. It’s art, and they look perfect, and they are all over the place. Hundreds of thousands of them..

But the biggest mind-fuck is that pretty much all of the stones at these temples are unique, with different dimensions, patterns and art that are custom made to each stone, and that fits perfectly with the stone next to it, and next to that again, and next to that again…

All made in a quarry 40 km away by people who didn’t even have a fucking telephone to call up the quarry if some of the measurements was off with a couple of millimeters.

I would give anything to go back in time to see what the fuck was going on…

The official story should be that they have no fucking clue how all this was made.

Has to be either aliens, or that humanity had some ancient technology at that time that was lost, and are not in the history books today.

 

Finding a stunner in Bangkok

What’s going on guys? 😀

I see that some people who end up at my site, use search terms such as “Bangkok stunner”, “how to find a stunner in Bangkok”, “find perfect women in Bangkok” etc…

That is not a bad topic at all, and I will try to give you some tips on how you can end up in bed with them. 🙂

There are two different ways to find a stunner in Bangkok. You can pay for it or you can work for it.

 

Pay for it

If you are in Bangkok on a limited time and don’t have time to chase girls, this is probably the best way to go for it. Success rate is 100%.

The hottest girls in Bangkok are found in the go-go bars and in the soapy massage parlous in my opinion. There are also some escort services that have really hot women.

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Pure Bangkok Escorts

I’ve tried all of those, and they’re all legit that really put an effort in service. They’re also very discreet. You call them up or send them an email, and the women will meet you at your hotel room.

If you want to check out the go-go bars I have already written about what I think are the best go-go bars in Bangkok. You can find that post here.

 

Work for it

If you’re not into the professionals and you want to hunt girls. You have a lot of options in Bangkok.

I’ve already written a location report for Bangkok. In that post you will find a lot of tips on where you can approach girls in Bangkok. Check it out here.

 

Online dating

This is probably the best way to do it. Especially if you are coming to Bangkok on a limited time. You can start to talk up girls before you even come here. If you have a boring job you can spend some of your time at work to chat up girls.

Start 1-2 months before you arrive Bangkok, and you’ve created your own little harem of girls. Trust me.

I’ve already written a lot about online dating on this site. Here I explain why online dating works so well in Thailand and here I explain how you can make a profile that will make you swim in pussy offers.

You should also check out this post on how you can improve your game with Thai girls for real life approaching and dates from online sites.

Good luck, and have fun! 😀

 

Online Dating Profile for Thailand – How to drown in pussy

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Today I will tell you how you can design your online dating profile so you’ll drown in pussy down here in Thailand. I’m not exaggerating this. If you follow this guide you will get so many requests on Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly that you can’t answer them all.

How can I be so sure..? Because I have it like that right now, and I don’t look like Brad Pitt. It’s all about how you portray yourself. 🙂

I was the old school type for a long time. I never bothered with dating sites back home.

The reason was that I never had much success with them. The amount of girls I banged that I met online back home, can be counted with one hand I think.

It was too much hassle, talking and fishing. It was not worth the time I had to spend. Yeah, I love pussy, but even pussy have its limits of what I’m willing to do… :p

The first three times I came to Thailand I refused to become member on any dating site. This was a big fucking mistake. The reason I refused was because I took with me the experiences I had from dating sites back home. I thought it would be just like home with eternal conversations and persuasion. You can read more here why I think dating sites work so well in Thailand.

I was so wrong.

As I’m writing this it’s around 9 pm here in Bangkok. I checked my Thai Cupid this morning when I woke up, and I checked it again now. I have 10 new messages in my account since this morning. None of them are with girls I have talked with earlier, because right now I don’t have ongoing conversations at Thai Cupid. All my pussy seats are taken at the moment.

I’m not saying this to brag, it’s just that if you have the same attitude I had three years ago, you are missing out on a lot of pussy. I don’t even have to approach girls on Thai Cupid. They approach me, and I talk with the ones I think are hot.

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Before you can start to make your profile. You need to sign up for either Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly. There are other dating sites out there for Thailand, but these two have an insane amount of members.

You can browse girls for years without running out. Thai Cupid have over 1 million members.

You can sign up for Thai Cupid here, and you can sign up for Thai Friendly here. Yes, those links are affiliate links, and I get a small cut from it if you buy a membership.

 

How to become a pussy magnet at online dating sites

Your profile text

This should be short and simple. Don’t write everything you did from you learned to walk until the present. Tell you name, what hobbies you have and why you are coming to Thailand. Don’t reveal too much about yourself, you want to be a little mystical. If the girl wants to know more about you, she’ll have to contact you.

Another great thing you should write in your profile text is that you love learning languages, and that you are interested in meeting someone who can teach you some basic Thai. I’ve gotten so much response on that it’s ridiculous. Let me give you some quotes:

สวัสดีค่ะ Sa was dee ka
Hello, How do you do.? ^^
I am Meena. I can teach you about Thai language.

Hope to hearing from you soon”

“Hello my name is apple. Welcome to Thailand.

And willing to be your friend. Really want to teach you Thai too.”

“Hi I’m read your bio and I’m so interesting about you.

I want to be your friend.
I can teach youThai lagueges and cultural.if you want to travel next time in Thailand I can guide you.
And maybe you can teach me about you country too.”

 

It’s all about the pictures

A picture tells more than a thousand words they say. That is equally true for pictures you use in a dating profile. You can write an awesome text about yourself, but if you show that same awesomeness in photos you instantly become much more real and trustworthy.

Here are some ideas for awesome pictures you should put on your profile. Don’t need all of them, but a few of them will attract a lot of girls.

 

The great adventure photo – If you have done some traveling, show your most awesome travel photo. You riding a camel in Egypt, you in an awesome street in some typical European city, maybe you went to the salt deserts in Bolivia?

This will show the girls that you like to travel, and that you are a person that likes to go on an adventure.

The exotic picture – Here you have to think culture. A beach in Thailand is exotic for you, but for a Thai girl its home. Maybe you have a picture of yourself on a mountain covered in white snow? Maybe you went to a desert in Egypt? That is exotic for a Thai girl.

This will make the girl envy you.

The social picture – This one is important, and should never be left out. It can really be anything, but should be a picture with your friends and/or family where you have a great time.

This shows the girl that you are not a freak or a weirdo. You have friends, you have family. You are not a loner that no one wants to be around.

The dangerous picture – All women love men that can handle a little danger. Did you go skydiving, maybe a bungee jump? What about scuba diving next to a shark? Put it out!

This shows the girls that you are not a pussy.

The musical picture – Do you play an instrument? Maybe you did some live shows once too? You should probably put it out.

All girls love men that can play an instrument.

The handsome picture – Do you have good looks? Make sure to have a picture where you are suited up looking your best. This is also a good profile picture to get the click into your profile to show off your other pictures.

Well. This shows the girl nothing, but everyone like pretty humans. 🙂

The manly picture – This should be a picture of you doing something manly or skillful. Like riding a horse, fighting a bull or

Already been there picture – Already been in Thailand? This picture can be combined with any of the categories over. Like you playing guitar in a bar with a monkey on the shoulder, while some Thai chicks watch you with your mother in the background. Just joking.. But if you have been in Thailand, some pictures from earlier trips don’t hurt.

Thai girls love their country. They will like you just for the fact that you have been in Thailand already.

Avoid money pictures – Pictures where you show of a nice car, or maybe your bling, or maybe a nice apartment. Or just any pictures that makes it clear that you are full of cash. Don’t do it. You will only attract gold diggers and bad people.

You want to portray that you are a fun and interesting person. Not a rich guy. You will just attract bad people that way.

 

Your profile picture

Your profile picture can be in any category I have already talked about, but it should be a picture that catches the eye. This will give you more clicks to your profile, and the girl will see the rest of your awesome pictures and that you are interested in learning Thai. You’ve already won her.

It’s also smart to mix up your profile picture once in a while. That way you can get girl’s that didn’t like your first round. They see your profile again, but this time with a new picture, so you are a new person for them now. Maybe they’ll like you this time. 🙂

 

Can you handle all the pussy? 

If you follow these steps you will never have to approach a girl on these dating sides. You just wait until they approach you, then you sort out the trolls. I get anything from 5 to 20 messages every day, and I talk with the girls I think are the hottest.

Right now my profile picture is a ‘professional’ picture that I took of myself with my DSLR camera with a white background. It’s in black and white, and it’s super sharp. I have a white shirt on that is slightly open showing of some of my chest hair. 😛

In my album I have a picture of me in the mountain skiing back home. This is a perfect picture with white mountains and blue sky. You can see all of me, while I hold my ski poles up in the air. Exotic for Thai girls!

I also have a picture of me diving in Egypt and two pictures of me out in the desert in Egypt. My family picture is just a picture from some Christmas celebration a couple of years ago.

Recently I added two more pictures from Cambodia. In one pictures I stand on my hands with Angkor Wat in the background, and in the second I’m with a Thai girl and some people that we met on the road.

 

More tips

Don’t spend an eternity talking with the girls on the dating site. You want to move her outside as quick as possible. You want to have a video conversation with her. That way you can sort out if there is something weird about her. Maybe she has a super weird voice, or maybe you just don’t like her vibe.

How people behave behind a keyboard, and how they behave in a video call can be two different worlds. You can get a really good impression of a girl when you are texting with her, but as soon as you talk with her on video, you end up not liking her at all. Happened with me a million times. Can be anything from how she moves, how she talks, how she behaves. You can’t see that in a text message.

If a girl don’t show her entire body in one of the pictures, it’s usually because she’s fat. Be careful!

Also. Be skeptical about girls that demands stuff. This can be anything from money, her asking you to buy her stuff etc. I would even be careful with girls that demand that you go to a special restaurant or bar too.

These girls are often gold diggers, and they are looking for beta males they can push around and exploit for financial gain. These girls will not give you a good time unless you do as they say. They will always ask for something, beg, demand, test your limits etc. If you don’t do as they wish they will act up and just make drama. Not fun.

There are plenty of good girls and cool girls out there that will fuck you even on the first date, if you know what you are doing. No need for semi-pro gold diggers to get laid.

 

Okay people. Go out and test this, go nuts! Tell me how it went. You should own Thai Cupid with all this information.

 

Emergency STD guide for condom fuck-ups

If you found this post you probably fucked up, right?

We’ve all been there. You had sex with a girl, maybe a hooker, and the condom cracked. SHIT. 🙁

Don’t worry. 😀

Dr. Tim have you covered. And after you’ve read this post you will probably be a little bit more relaxed.

I’ve fucked my share of hookers, and it has happened a couple of times that the condom busted. I was out of my own quality condoms, I wanted sex, so I used the condom that the hooker gave me. Bad idea I know, but a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. 🙂

I then had to go around paranoid for two months, because HIV don’t show up at tests immediately. Not fun! 🙁

condom-broke-with-a-prostitute-hiv-risk/Ok… Let’s get real here. You fucked up. You used a bad condom, or you used it the wrong way, or you didn’t use it at all. What are the chances that you got HIV?

In Thailand around 1.1% of the population have HIV. If you had sex with a hooker, you can probably make that percentage a little bit higher. I know that didn’t help on your worries, but bear with me here.

If you found this post, and you had sex with a hooker in another country. You can check the HIV percentage of all countries here.

 

‘Fun facts’ about HIV

Living with it: You won’t notice it much, until you get AIDS. Then you will have a bad time. Otherwise it can be stressful to live with it, and it can be expensive depending on what country you live in.
Cure: No, but there are medicines that can keep it at bay until you die of something else. Still, it suck big time because you can’t have sex again without condom.

 

The good news is….

HIV is almost never contagious. The numbers are different, but I’ve read most places that if you had normal vaginal sex, it’s a 1/10000 chance to contract HIV from woman to man. Women however have a higher chance to become infected by men.

1/10000. That’s like winning the lottery, in a bad way. How frequently do you win the lottery? Not very often. And guess what, it gets better!

Lets say you had normal vaginal sex with a hooker, and lets say 5% of the hookers in Thailand have HIV. Then you’ll have a 1/20 chance on stumbling upon a hooker with HIV. Lets do some probability calculation here:

1/20 * 1/10000 = 0.000005 * 100 = 0.0005%

If your condom cracked, and 5% of the girls have HIV. You have a 0.0005% chance to contract HIV.

If you had anal sex, it’s a bit higher because it’s easier to make rifts in the skin.

If you have sores on your dick or other STD’s like herpes, the chances are even higher. And if the girl was on her period at the same time, it’s higher again. You get my point here.

But if you just had normal sex, and there was no blood or sores involved. You have approximately 0.0005% probability to contract HIV. To set that in perspective:

You have to drill 200.000 hookers to contract HIV.

When that is said. You should not go around and fuck hookers every night without using a condom. This is really just a numbers game, and one day you WILL have that little sore or rift on your dick, that comes in contact with the girls blood. And your screwed.

But if you just had a condom burst, or was drunk one night and forgot to strap up. I would not be too worried. 🙂

HIV and blow jobs

Don’t worry about it. Studies show that its next to impossible to contract HIV from a girl sucking on your dick. In fact, there are no documented cases where a man catches HIV from a blowjob.

Unless she bites your dick off and spits in your dick flesh wound, you should be fine.

 

Other STD’s…

Then we have all the other STD’s…

Depending on where you are from in the world, the STD education is very varied. Some places they teach you that every STD is a fucking disaster, like in the bible belt of America. If only 5% of what those Christian nutheads said were true, my dick would have fallen off a long time ago.

My answer is. I would not worry too much. Chlamydia, gonorrhea and syphilis are curable. Just pop some pills and you’re good to go. Maybe you’ll have a painful piss for some days. No big deal.

HPV (warts) and genital herpes are not curable, but who cares? Most people get outbursts maybe 2-3 times, then they never get it again.

I actually contracted HPV when I was like 18 years old by some girl I fucked a couple of times. I got an outburst one time, never had it again. Herpes could be more tricky depending on your general health, but at least you won’t die of it. At worst it can be a little bit painful.

To be honest I’m not that worried about STD’s down here. If I find a new girl that I know I’ll bang a lot. I’ll just take her to the HIV clinic as fast as possible so I can drop that awful condom.

I’m more worried about an unexpected pregnancy from some girl who forgot to take the pill. These girl’s not remember anything. ‘Mai bpen rai’ you know… THAT would be the end of the world.

I rather take any STD…

So you see? Don’t worry too much… Sex is fun, good for you health and you should have it as much as possible.

Just remember to strap up from now on if you drill a prostitute, and if you meet a good girl, get her tested for HIV and take a good look at her vagina for weird sores before you shove your happy chorizo in.

 

How I made my first dollars online

What’s going on guys? 😀

This will be the first post on how I make money online. No bullshit or selling of ‘magical e-books’ that will promise you x amount of money within x amount of time.

In early 2014 I started to experience with making money online. Searching for “how to make money online” on Google was hopeless because it will give you 90% spam, 5% offers that requires skills you don’t have and the last 5% disappears in all the non-sense.. So Google won’t help you much on this.

In fact, one popular way to make money online is to make complete non-sense e-books on how to make money online. And wait for idiots to fall for the trick… Sad, but true.

Truth is, there is no fast way to make a lot of money. You have to start slow, and with time, you will figure out more and more ways to make the money.

Anyways. Here is how I made my first dollars online.

 

Fiverr.com

You can sign up for fiverr.com now, and you can start to make money within days. I will tell you exactly what I did to make money, because I don’t use Fiverr anymore. I went up the ranks, so I’m not concerned about competition… 🙂

On fiver you do ‘gigs’. You get 5$ per gig, and you decide yourself how much you want to do for those 5 bucks.

Yes, the competition is high and it pays shit but that’s not the point. What you want to do on Fiverr is shitty jobs and wait for a company or a private person to offer you work outside Fiverr. Then you can start to make som serious money.

Fiverr takes 25% of all you make, and the competition is hard from third world countries that will do anything for next to nothing. You have to do a good job, for little money, until you get a offer from someone to start work outside Fiverr.

Here is what I did on Fiverr. I made around 4.000 dollar in 1 year on these jobs. I never used these money, and today they are some of my buffer money down here in Thailand. 🙂

Gig nr 1: Translation from English to my native language.
Gig nr 2: Remove backgrounds from pictures.
Gig nr 3: Install WordPress for idiots.

That’s all I did, and I made 4.000 dollar in one year by doing it. Most of it I made with gig nr 1 (low competition), but I also made some money with gig nr 2 and nr 3.

Then a company asked me to do translation jobs outside Fiverr for a much better payment. I continued to do Fiverr for a while, but then I started to focus on other stuff instead. I’m still experimenting and learning to this day. But at least I have enough to get by in a cheap country as Thailand. 🙂

 

Some tips for Fiverr

Go through Fiverr’s categories and see what you can do there. They have a million different categories so there has to be something you can do.  When you have found something, you make a gig to offer your service.

Now the problem is that it’s hard to get jobs because you don’t have any positive reviews. Most people will find a gig that already have good reviews, and not a new user that don’t have anything on their history.

I have one trick that can solve this for you, and I did it for my gig where I removed backgrounds from pictures.

 

Cheat the system

I made three other fake accounts on Fiverr. I then purchased a ton of gigs for my real account. Within couple of days I had 50 perfect reviews and the real gigs started to come.

Yes, you could say this is cheating, but why do you care? You want to make money, and as long as you do a good job when you get the real deal. Why should anyone care? You are technically not fooling anyone except the review system. 🙂

You will lose 1$ per gig you buy for yourself, that is because Fiverr takes 25% of the income. But trust me, you will make those money back fast, so don’t worry about that.

 

Be cheaper than other people

You should also look at what other people take for the same service as you want to offer. Lets say the majority with a lot of good reviews will remove backgrounds from 10 pictures per gig. Then you offer 20! Do this until you have a lot of positive reviews, then you can do less for more.

Then you just continue to do this until you move up the food chain and can start to do stuff for people outside Fiverr.

I’m not saying this is the best way to make money, as there is a million ways to make money online! But this is how I started out, and it gave me the motivation I needed to continue grinding online and find new ways to make money.

You can visit Fiverr on this link. That is not a partner link and I make nothing from it. 🙂

I will make more posts about how I make money online, but it takes time to write content, and I have other stuff to do too! So see you next time!

Fastest 7/11 pussy drill ever?

There is a little possibility that I just sat a new world record. I banged a 7/11 girl within one hour I met her. Fun stuff!

Gather around the camp fire folks, story time here at Goodbye Boring Life. 😀

Last night I went out to pick up a ham toast at 7/11 just next to my new apartment here in Bangkok.

7/11 ham toast
Heaven on earth

By the way. That ham toast is fucking food porn for your mouth. Picture on the right if you want to try. I never get tired of it.

I know it sounds ridiculous, but trust me. That shit is tasty! Only 25 baht.

Anyways…

I was walking into the 7/11 to buy the toast, and as I walked by the cashier I heard one of the girls say: “ooohh. Farang raan mak”..

Basically, that means “oohh. Foreigner very hot”.. 😀 I was the only foreigner in the store so I was pretty sure that she talked about me.

I never let an opportunity walk past me when it comes to potential pussy, so I walked straight up to the girl and said ‘thank you’ in Thai, telling her that she was very beautiful herself.

She got super embarrassed and tried to hide herself behind the cashier while running all over the place.. 😛 I told her it was no problem, and told her to relax. 😀

I asked her what her name was and after about 2 minutes with giggling and hiding her face behind her hands she told me her name.

7/11 pussy is better than no pussy!

I asked her when she was done with her shift, and asked if she wanted to go out for some snack after.

“Tjing Tjing laaw?!?! (Really?)” she replied. I quickly said yes and told her to meet me at a restaurant just 100 from my apartment. Turned out she was done with her shift in only 15 minutes.. 😀

Fast forward 30 minutes and there she was outside the restaurant. Still in her 7/11 t-shirt under her sweater 😀 I said hello and asked her what she wanted to eat. We ended up just eating some fresh Thai food from a local street kitchen.

I had to warm her up, so I spewed out all the Thai I have learned so far I’ve been living here. This is always fun because you always get a good reaction from Thai girls when you try to speak Thai.

This girl was maybe 1.55 tall, had big lips,had a round face but still quite skinny. Had a lovely dark caramel tan and her hair was at shoulder length. Looked really cute and decent to be honest. I would say she would be a strong 7 at my bedroom in dimmed light. Absolute fuck-able on a Sunday night.

After we were done eating I asked her if she wanted to join me to Terminal 21 to buy some stuff for my computer. She said yes.

I told her that I just had to go a quick trip up in my apartment and pick up money. By the way, my plan was never to go to Terminal 21. I just had to find a quick way to lure her up in my apartment. 😀

5 minutes later we were in my apartment. I said to her that she could just lie down on my bed while I made myself ready to go to Terminal 21 ( I don’t have a sofa 😀 )

I went to the kitchen, ate a banana, brushed my teeth and took a piss.

I started to really feel the excitement now! Would I be able to bang her, or would she reject me while trying? That would be sad as fuck because I was horny. Would probably have to take a quick trip to the local blow-job bar if this failed…

I went back inside my bedroom, stopped and just looked on the girl in my bed. I told her “Hmm. You look really cute here in my bed. I don’t really want to go anywhere now”. 😀

She started laughing. “Really???” she said… While she was laughing I took myself the freedom to grab her legs, drag her towards me so she was laying instead of sitting up. Then I just lay over her with her legs scattered. I feel I was halfway already with this girl. 😀

I asked if it was okay to kiss her. She didn’t say anything so that is a yes in my head.. Whoever stays silent agrees right.? 😀

I kissed her and grabbed her ass. To my surprise she didn’t do any resistance. I expected some resistance and sweet talking to be honest, but she was totally up for the kissing. 🙂

By the way. Those 7/11 pants are some bad quality stuff. 100% synthetic. Feel sorry for her that she has to wear that shit all day long. If they increased the price on that ham toast 5 baht, they could buy the girls some quality cotton pants. Just a thought… What do I know??

Anyways. Now my tongue was deep inside her mouth and I already had a boner. I’m pretty sure she could feel that boner because my dick was trapped in a weird way inside my pants so it ended up pointing straight out towards her pussy 😛 😛

I rolled over and started to touch her stomach while slowly moving towards her titties.

 

She said no

She stopped me. DAMN IT!! This was going so well! Why do you have a brain that tries to stop me..? Why can’t you just be a brain-dead doll for 20 minutes so I can do my thing…?

“Tammai?? (Why??)”.. I asked her.. She was smiling while answering “I don’t knooow”..

Was this one of those times where she just said no because she don’t want to appear slutty? I was horny so I went with that theory…

We continued to make out for some minutes. Then I tried again.

This time I took my hands on her back and unzipped her bra. Her eyes quickly became big while she made a little grunt. “Oooh?”.. 😀

I took my hands down to her pussy area and opened her pants. This time she didn’t stop me. Then I slipped my hand right down to her hairy little vagina. She pushed her legs together at first, but I could already feel that her pussy was wet and ready. Body language never lie. 😀

Theory confirmed. She was just playing hard to get to not appear slutty. I like that. Sex always becomes more exciting when you almost don’t get it.. 😀

I took her hand and pushed them down in my pants, and I asked her: “Do you like that??”..

 

She said yes

Okey, she didn’t but she said “Maaybe” while she gave me a smile…

Well fuck it, that answer is yes today… I took of my pants and my shirt. Then I grabbed her pants and I pulled them off as well..

Then I started to finger fuck her pussy, and I will tell you right now, that pussy was wet and ready for action. She started to moan and clenching her hands to the bed sheets.

After I had played with her pussy for a while I rolled up on her and inserted my dick in her tight hairy Asian pussy. Just how I like it!

After some minutes of fucking in the good old missionary position I told her to get out of the bed and sit down on her knees. She knew the drill. Good girl. 😀

 

She started to suck my dick, and even tho it was not the best blow job I’ve had down here, it’s always nice to have a girl sit in front of you sucking your dick. I’m not complaining!

I started to wank myself off while the girl improvised with licking my dick shaft and nut sack while looking at me with a slightly disappointed face… 😛

Finally I pulled her face off my dick and the next ten minutes I spent banging her in all positions possible. I drilled that vagina harder and harder while she had that “good, but painful” expression in her face. I love that!

I was fantasizing about cumming all over her face, but this girl wasn’t a pro so I spared her for that surprise.

I ended up wanking myself off at the end cumming all over her pussy area. I didn’t want to cum inside her pussy because I have no idea if she use the pill or not. And even tho she said she did, I don’t trust her. I barely know this girl and I know a lot of Thai girls want a little baby that is half white. NO THANKS!

After I was done I went back to the toilet for another piss, and I picked up some toilet paper so she could clean up her pussy.

She quickly said “ooh. veely tired. Can I sleep?”

Sure sweetheart. Take a rest, you did a great job!

After 2 minutes she was already asleep. She didn’t go home before the next morning. That’s fine I guess. I drilled her pretty hard at some moments. I don’t think she get that treatment every day… 😛

Dating in Asia is wild and crazy!

Guys! This was a fun experience. I got a great feeling inside me after I banged this chick so fast. I don’t know. It’s just something exiting about having sex with someone you barely know. Don’t you agree?

I had some fun experiences back home too. I wont lie about that. But nothing can prepare you for the wild and crazy adventures that will wait you out here.

What is your wildest adventure with a girl? Was it back home, in Asia, or maybe South-America? Tell me in the comment section! 😀

 

Where I buy my clothes for dating

What’s going on guys? 😀

Just a fast post here about where I buy my clothes for dating in Bangkok, some guy asked me about good places in Bangkok for buying shirts. Here is my answer.

 

Shirts

Personally I only use shirts. The reason is that t-shirts are for children and sweaters are just to damn hot for Thailand. If I’m wearing jeans I need a thin shirt to get the heat out somewhere. 😛

I have one guy in Bangkok that makes all my shirts. This guy is an awesome dude with a big heart. He has great humor, a good service mind and he’s not happy before I’m happy. That’s how you do good business!

I know there is a million tailor shops in Bangkok. A lot of them are good, but some are not good at all and you should be selective about where you buy your shirts.

All over Bangkok you will see signs where it says “Get free shirts if you buy a dress” or “only 300 baht for one shirt”.

Don’t take these offers. Most of them are shit, and you will end up with some synthetic bullshit fabric that will make your days miserable in the Thailand heat! Just imagine being inside a tent in 35 degrees. That’s what you’ll get for 300 baht…

What you want is cotton. Quality cotton that breath in the Thailand heat. That way you won’t feel like you are inside an oven…

You also want a fabric that is very thin. That way it breath even more and it feels very light to wear.

 

George the Tailor

This is the guy I’m using. You’ll find him in Sukhumvit soi 15 just 50 meter in on the left side. Click here for his TripAdvisor profile.

His not the cheapest guy in town, but you get what you pay for. I usually pay between 1000 – 1500 baht per shirt when I buy 4-5 shirts in bulk. The price also depends on what fabric and pattern I choose.

I also bought a dark-blue suit from him some time ago. I got that for 16.000 baht with two shirts included. This suit is absolutely amazing. It’s more comfortable to wear than sweatpants. I’m not shitting you… I use it whenever I hit the clubs up at RCA and I feel amazing.

Just for the record, I’m not saying George his the best in town, you will always find something better. But I’m happy with his service and he cracks me up whenever I visit him. So I will continue to use him. He already have my measurements so all I have to do is to walk in and find a pattern that I like.

 

Jeans

Yes. I use jeans in Thailand, and I don’t fold them up anymore. I’ve been here a year now so I start to get used to the heat anyway. If I came here on holiday I would probably get a heat stroke in jeans. So if jeans are too hot for you just wear some casual shorts. That’s totally fine.

Most of my jeans are light blue, dark blue or black. I also have a couple of matt red jeans that fits very well with my white shirts.

I usually buy my jeans at Terminal 21 or at Siam Center. I’m a pretty slim guy so I need slim size jeans. That is not always easy to find, but Terminal 21 and Siam Center have everything.

I think I bought some jeans at MBK at some point too. That place is massive, and you’ll find anything you are looking for.

 

Shoes

I wear classic dress shoes whenever I’m out flirting or when I hit a club. If I’m out doing nothing I usually wear my Converse shoes or slippers.

 

Accessories

wrist watch bangkok datingNot really a big fan of accessories because I like to keep it simple. I usually only wear a wristwatch because this look good to a casual look and can spice things up a little bit.

Personally I like the watches that are thin and with a big surface. Like the one to the right.

I’m not really a fan of that ‘Rolex look’ when it comes to watches. I don’t have the money for them either… 😛 😛

 

 

Okay, that’s it for this time. Remember to check out George the tailor next time you are in Bangkok. That guy make some really quality shirts. I recommend him. 🙂