How to pick up any Thai girl in 5 steps

How to pick up almost any Thai girl

Okay. That title was pure click-bait. I admit it. There is no way you can get every Thai girl out there.

Moving on…

Today I will tell you how to get almost any Thai girl that you desire in 5 easy steps. Notice the word almost.

I just banged pussy nr. 50 pussy nr 90 (update for June 2017) since I moved to Thailand in September 2015.

That’s a lot of women. A reality of living in the greatest pussy paradise on earth, Bangkok.

I’ve been reading a lot lately on other webpages and forums about Thai girls and how to have the best possible game on them. In this post I will try to wrap it up nicely while I put in my own thoughts too.

Here are my top 5 tips on how to get almost any Thai girl that you desire. Some of the steps will require more work than others, but if you want to be a player like me that can seduce a lot of girls and drill a ton of pussy, without turning to hookers, it’s totally worth the time and effort.


Step 1: Dress sharp, get a haircut and take a damn shower. 

I feel this one should be unnecessary to mention, but I see so many guys out there that dress like bums and smells like sewage. Just because you are in a developing country doesn’t mean that no one gives a fuck what you look like.

In fact. In Thailand your appearance is very important, maybe even more important than in the Western world as Thailand is a class society. How you dress can influence how much pussy you get greatly.

Making a good first impression is just as important in Thailand as anywhere else.

Go inside any shopping mall in Bangkok and see how people dress. Everyone dress casual and/or conservative. Girls go in cute dresses that don’t reveal too much while the men goes in jeans and shirts.

To make it even clearer:

What clothes should you not wear? 

  1. Tanktops. singlets, t-shirts, fotball t-shirts, Singha t-shirts, ‘I Love Bangkok’ t-shirts etc..
  2. Shorts in general, swimming-shorts, sweatpants, elephant pants etc…
  3. Clothes that are worn out, dirty or that have spots.
  4. Provocative clothes. Like “Good boys go to heaven, bad boys go to Pattaya”.

What clothes should you wear?

  1. Polo shirts, shirts, sweaters etc…
  2. Jeans or casual shorts…
  3. Anything that look like you know what you’re doing!

Optimally, you want to dress as casual / normal as possible, maybe even slightly formal. Yes, I know Thailand is a hot place. But what’s the most important for, feel cool all the times, or get all the pussy that you dream of? Priorities, priorities my friends.

If you dress like a typical tourist who walk around in a Singha singlet and an elephant trouser. Thai girls will look at you as just that, a typical tourist. They will not be interested and they will treat you like a typical tourist.

If you dress casual however, girls will think: “Oohh, why does he dress like that here? He looks important. Maybe he lives here? I want to know him!”.

You can buy shirts all over Thailand that are custom-made for a fraction of the price as home. I usually pay 1000 – 1500 baht per shirt if I buy 4-5 of them. This is a great investment because they are of high quality, they last long and they fit you perfectly.

Always try to buy colors that you can mix together. If you have 5 shirts, 3 shorts and 2 jeans you can then mix all of them together and have a unique outfit for many weeks.

You should also always make sure that you have a fresh haircut, and that you smell fresh. I’ve met some guys down here that smell absolute horrible. You want to stand out from the crowd, but not in that way… 😛

You can read more here where I buy my clothes in Bangkok

Always look your best. 


Step 2: Exercise

Exercising helps on everything in life. Not only will your posture and body look better. You will also feel better. Shit like that get noticed by girls. If you are feeling good, they are feeling good. Win win.

Not to forget all the health benefits exercising has, but that is a topic for another time.

If you approach a girl while feeling good and high on life. The girl will pick up that vibe immediately and she will want to be a part of it.

Just think about it. Of all the people you know. Who do you want to hang out with? The friend who is always stressed out and in a bad mood, or the people who are happy and easy going? A good vibe is contagious and everyone wants to be around people like that.

My routine is jogging Monday, Wednesday and Friday, while doing push-ups and sit-ups the day I don’t go for a run. I also like to swim in the ocean whenever I get that opportunity.

I have also started to do yoga. This is extremely relaxing and refreshing, and if done right, can make you feel awesome for the rest of the day. Girls pick up this vibe, trust me.

Last time I was in the flotation tank here in Bangkok, I met a girl right after ny session. The first thing she told me was: “Oohh. You look so alive. What’s your secret?”.


Step 3: Be clear in your intent

In the Western world, if you tell a girl that you like her. She will freeze up and be all awkward. You just got yourself a label as being clingy and needy. As a matter of fact, if you like a girl in the Western world you have to pretend that you don’t like her while you try to deceive her back to your apartment.

In Thailand it works exactly the opposite way. If you want to go out with a girl, you tell her. If you like a girl, you tell her. If you want her to join you back to the hotel, tell her you like her and that you don’t want her to go home.

She will never think of you as clingy or needy. In fact, if she likes you too she will just say it.

This is what I really love about the flirting structure in Thailand. There is no sarcasm, mind games or shit like that. Just pure honest game and you don’t need to solve a puzzle blindfolded to get the girl.

Showing affection in public 

Even tho game in Thailand is pretty straight forward there are no-no’s

Lets say you are with a girl that likes you, and you like her too. You still have to be careful with showing affection. Never cling, hug or try to kiss her in public. This is frowned upon all over Thailand.

She will probably forgive you the first time, as you are not Thai and not used to their customs. But try to avoid it. I know it’s easy to forget when you are with a super feminine and sexy girl. I forget it sometimes too! 🙂

Flirting in public in Thailand is done mostly with words and body language and not body contact.

Affection is reserved for the bedroom. 🙂


Be the alfa

Thai girls are passive most of the time. She will follow your lead and do whatever you suggest. If you want to have sex with her, you have to make it happen. You have to be the man and take responsibility.


Sex on the first date, possible? 

Oh yes. You just need to know what you are doing. The best way to get to your girls apartment is to just tell her. Tell her that you want to see how she lives and that you want to hang out more. When you get back to her apartment she will probably turn on the TV or start to play with her phone.

At this point you just have to improvise. Try to get closer to her, see how she reacts. If she looks comfortable try to touch her, or be the alfa and go straight for the kiss! 😀

Some girls will say no to sex on the first date. It’s not because she don’t want to have sex. It’s more that she don’t want you to think that she have sex with everyone she meets for the first time.

If this is the case you can just continue to try. Keep kissing her and try to make her horny. At some point she will say something like “Oohh. I can not control my feelings anymore”.

Tell her that you wont think bad of her if you have sex on the first date. Tell her that you like her and that everything will be okay the next morning.

This has happened to me several times, and when I finally got her naked she have been soaking wet all the way. 😀

Furthermore, Thai girls are not stupid. They know that if you ask them to see their apartment, there is a high probability that you will hit on her. If she didn’t want that, she wouldn’t let you come to her apartment in the first place. 🙂


Step 4: Learn Thai

Being able to talk Thai with Thai girls is a game changer. And when I say game changer, I mean it.

My game went through the roof after I learned some basic Thai. The reaction you get from the girls are frankly amazing. I think there is no other place on earth you can get that kind of reaction just because you know some of their language.

If you know some basic Thai you go straight out of the ‘tourist box’, and you become one of them. You are on their team now.

Let me tell you a fun story about just this.

My brother was an exchange student in Thailand some years ago. When he went to school here he learned to speak Thai fluent throughout the year. He can have conversations, he can write and he can read. He can talk with anyone in Thai.

This summer he came to Thailand to go to the Full Moon party. I was there too. He got sick from some bacteria from the buckets and had to go to the hospital. First he talked English with them, and the hospital quickly said that this was a private hospital (First Western Hospital at Koh Pha Ngan) and that he had to pay full price.

Then he started to talk Thai with them. The entire staff started to jump around in the emergency room like maniacs. “Whaat, you speak Thai?? Oh my god, why do you speak Thai? Who teach you?.!? Woow. You REALLY speak Thai!!!!”.

Even the doctor in his 60’s was like: “Your brother speak very good Thai” while he was clapping his hands and joking with the nurses. All of them went nuts.. 😀 😛

Fast forward 2 hours. My brother went out of that hospital paying nothing. They had tested him for infection, they had done blood samples, checked the blood pressure, urine test and a lot of other stuff.

If he didn’t talk Thai he would probably have to pay 2000 – 3000 baht for all those tests..

So, as you can see. If you can get a free check at hospital by speaking Thai. You can probably get some free pussy too!

By the way. You don’t have speak fluent of course. Just learn something more than “Sawatde krap” and “sabaidee mai krap”.

Trust me, this will get you a ton of pussy.


Step 5: Have fun

Dating is supposed to be fun! Both for you and the girl.

In Thailand this is even more important than in the West. Having fun while you do anything in Thailand is important. Fun in Thai is “Sanuuk”, and could just as well be their national slogan.

Most Thai people have the attitude that ‘if something isn’t fun, it’s not worth doing’.

If you can express to whatever girl that you want to date, that you want to have fun. You will probably win her heart right away.

Go take her ice-skating in one of the shopping-malls, bring her to the movies, take her to a good restaurant or go drinking if she’s up for that.



If you follow these steps I guarantee you that you will get more pussy than you can ever handle.

I’m not saying this to brag, but I’m in that situation right now. It’s pure freedom. I don’t have to worry about getting laid and I can focus on my work and business. When I was living in the West I had several periods with no girls available. It was a sad as fuck..

But now… If I want to have fun, have sex, or just company to watch a movie. I just make a quick phone call, and I will have some of my girls in my apartment within a couple of hours.

Always try to look your best, exercise regularly to feel fresh and sharp. When you feel sharp, girls will notice that. It’s also easier to pick up signs and body language from the girls that they might like you when you feel sharp and alert after a workout.

If you learn some Thai, and you make it clear that you are up for fun you will stand out from the crowd and have an enormous edge. Then you just have to take your responsibility as a man, and lead her to bed.

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