Nightlife and Thai girls at Koh Pha Ngan

Nightlife and Thai girls Koh Pha Ngan

There might come a time in your life where you end up at Koh Pha Ngan and were in desperate need of a Koh Pha Ngan nightlife guide.

I’m here to help you. 😀

Most of the action is going on south-east on the island in Haad Rin. There are some small bars and restaurants in north too at the beaches, but it’s very calm as it’s mostly families there on charter-trips.

At the bottom of this post you’ll find a map of everything I’ve been talking about in this post.

Nightlife on Koh Pha Ngan

Content

1: Full Moon Party
2: Half Moon Festival
3: Most popular bars
4: Naughty Koh Pha Ngan
. 4.1: Beer bars with working girls
. 4.2: Freelancers
. 4.3: Happy Ending Massage
5: Map of nightlife on Koh Pha Ngan
6: Video of nightlife on Koh Pha Ngan
7: Best Hotels

First. Let’s start with the two parties that ‘everyone’ comes to the island for.

Full Moon Party

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Personally I don’t like this party. I like the idea of it, but in reality it’s a clusterfuck of all the people on this planet I hate. Backpackers, young precocious snotty kids, forty-year olds that never grew up (in a bad way), Thai thugs looking for trouble, and that idiot who is looking for his friend.

Mix that with sky-high alcohol levels, other drugs and multiply it with 40.000.

There you have full moon party. It was fun to try it once, but I will probably never attend again.

A lot of the people here don’t even seem to enjoy the party. It seems like they’re here just to take pictures so they can put it on Instagram to show of how cool they are to friends back home.

Anyways, enough ranting.

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Full Moon party takes place one time each month, when it’s full-moon duUuh, and it’s happening on Haad Rin beach southeast on the Island.

Further reading: How to survive the Full Moon Party.

Prices

Cover: 100 baht but easy to sneak in.
Buckets: 200 – 300 baht

Pro tip – Make sure you get a hostel in the town Haad Rin next to the action. Then you don’t have to drive that death-road from Haad Rin to Thong Sala crammed like sardines together with a bunch of drunk people in a pick up truck that would not stand any test in the Western world.

Trust me on this guys. That road is a death trap the night full moon party is going on. People die on that stretch every month!

If you come to this island and think you are immortal, you have a high chance of ending up on that grim tourist death statistic.

Half Moon Festival

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A very clever guy had to come up with this party. The conversation probably went like this: “Hey, we have Full Moon party. Why not Half Moon too?”

20160713_030347I’ve heard rumors of a No Moon Party coming very soon too!

This party I actually liked. The music was awesome, and it’s easy to see where the money you have to pay for the ticket went. The sound system is legendary, the decoration was amazing and it was not too crammed. And no beach where drunk people drown!

The festival takes place at an isolated place in the jungle.

You can find more information on this site about dates and tickets.

Prices

Cover: 900 baht
Buckets: Still overpriced

  • whatever you have to pay for transport, as this festival is far out in the jungle. Some hostels will sell you tickets with transport included.

Pro tip – Stay at a hostel in Thong Sala. That way you don’t have to drive that exact same death road from Haad Rin.

Most popular bars

Haad Rin beach

Haad Rin is where most of the action is going on when it’s not a full moon or half-moon party, but don’t expect it to be high-energy like the big events.

Everyone that goes to this island is just waiting for the big events. In the meantime people will just chill at the bars by the beach at Haad Rin.

At Haad Rin beach there are two big bars on the beach. They’re exactly the same, so it does not matter who you go too.

The names are The Cactus Bar and Drop In Bar. There will be some kind of entertainment at these bars too. Like Thai flame shows and jumping rope.

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Haad Rin town

At Haad Rin there is a little town too. You will find a lot of small bars, restaurants and gem shop around in the streets. The bars here, just like at the Haad Rin beach, are mostly filled up with young tourists from the Western world that are waiting for Full Moon / Half Moon.

Naughty Koh Pha Ngan

Koh Pha Ngan is not extractly a sex tourist destination but there are some selection here if you need it.

Beer-bars with working girls

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Beer-bars are found on the main road between Thong Sala and Haad Rin. But don’t have too high expectations. The hot girls are going to Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket, where the real money is made.

But, you can be lucky and find a girl who is decent. Who knows? 😀

The bars are hard to miss as there will be standing half-naked Asian girls out in the road in miniskirts trying to pull you into their bar.

I’ve marked the beer-bars for you in the map below, just in case your blind.

Prices for sex

Bar-fine: 300 – 400 baht
Short-time: 1000 – 1500 baht
Long-time: 1500 – 2500 baht

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Freelancers

Under Full Moon and Half Moon there will be freelancers there too. You spot them in how they dress and that they are giving you a wink and a smile. Some are also just standing around doing nothing. Of course, not all the locals girls on this party is freelancer but some are.

Happy Ending Massage

There are small massage shops all over the island. The biggest concentration of them are in Haad Rin. This is also where the hottest and youngest girls work in my opinion.

Not all the shops will perform happy ending here. My best advise is to not be shy, and just ask. But nothing is guaranteed.

This island is not exactly a monger destination, and if you want unlimited choices with girls you should rather go to Bangkok, Pattaya or Phuket

Map of Koh Pha Ngan Nightlife

Video of Koh Pha Ngang Nighlife

Hotels in Koh Pha Ngan

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