I never want a girlfriend!

6 weeks ago I wrote that I want a girlfriend, and that is exactly what I did. I let a girl I’ve been dating a long time move in with me. Biggest mistake in 2017 so far..

I’ve been writing about this girl before. She was my romantic shower date girl. I usually met this girl 5-8 times a month to fuck her brains out.

This was my perfect girl. 😀

She was always well-groomed, she had an outstanding body, she was very feminine and she was fun to be with as she loved to go on small trips here and there. She was fun to travel with, she could have a conversation in English and at the same time she was the perfect fuck toy. I will never forget that ass.

What more can a guy ask for?? 🙂

So I did the crazy thing. I let her move in with me.

We were together every evening. We would go out to eat together then we would go back to my place to fuck like rabbits. It was all good. 😀 😀

Everything worked out just fine the first 4 weeks, but then everything started to go downhill. 🙁

It started 2 weeks ago. I had two female friends from back home that came to Bangkok. They asked me if I could show them around in Bangkok since I knew the city. I said sure no problem.

Out we went, and when the night came we went out to take a couple of beers and we ate the Daniel Thaiger burger.. I asked my GF if she wanted to go with us, but she was tired after her work, so she went back to my apartment.

When I got back that night my GF would not talk with me. She said she will “angry me until tomorrow”. I asked her if it was because I had been with the girls from back home. She did not give me any answer but I knew that was the ‘problem’. Whatever… It was already midnight and we were going to sleep anyway..

BTW. I ‘ve told this girl earlier that she have to tolerate me being with female friends from back home. 

The next day she was happy again.

Two days later it was the weekend again. I told my GF that I wanted to go on a small trip outside Bangkok to get some fresh air. I said lets take the train to some small city outside Bangkok.

She said she didn’t want to go because she was ‘tired’ after a week of work. I said ok whatever I will go anyway so you can relax alone.

When I got back on Sunday she was angry again. This time she was actually angry, and not only ‘passive’. I asked what the problem was but she would not tell me again.

Then she started to ramble on about I had been with other ladies when I was outside Bangkok without her.

I hadn’t.

She also brought up the girls from back home that I had been a guide for some days earlier. For no fucking reason.

I chose a crazy GF. 

Then, three days ago. We had the grand finale of drama, and she proved to me that she’s nothing more than a crazy and jealous drama queen. This shit would never get any better with her. As she got more secure around me, she would unleash more and more of the real her on me.

In her mind we were now ‘set’.. We were together. That ment she could drop her facade, and be how she really is. That’s my theory at least.

So what happened? 

I do freelance model jobs in Bangkok once in a while. This time she wanted to join me under the shoot. I said sure why not go on.

When we got to the set at Sala Deang me and my GF met up with the photographers for that day.

Then the model that I was going to take pictures with came. And my GF fucking freaked out because she could not control her jealousy.

My GF sat for herself with her phone at the set for 10 minutes, then she said she had to go because it was not ‘fun’ for her and that she didn’t feel welcome.

I was like sure do whatever you want. She said she would come back when we was done.

When she came back I had one session left with a photographer. She had to stand in the background watch me taking pictures with this hot lady from South America.

She could not deal with that so she spent that time looking angry as fuck while she gave me the finger. She walked around in the background in circles not knowing what to do… Wtf?? Who the hell would do anything like that in public?

When I was done. Me and my GF grabbed a taxi to get back to my apartment. She didn’t say a word.

When we got back to the apartment I asked her if she’s jealous again because of the girl I took pictures with.

She was like no I don’t want to talk about it. I will angry you until tomorrow.

No. NO YOU WONT. We WILL talk about this shit RIGHT NOW!

I’m sick of this drama now. You can’t act like this every time I do something without you. I have to make money you know, and doing model gigs are fucking well paid and it’s fun and easy money…

We then had a long fucking argument that I should not do these gigs because I ‘sell myself’. Pure bullshit she’s just jealous..

Then she left the apartment…

When she came back three hours later she was drunk. I knew this because she have Asian flush syndrome. She look like a tomato after she drinks alcohol.

She came back, locked herself in the bathroom. When she came out of my bathroom she stumbled around in my bedroom like she had fucking spasms, ‘collapsing’ on the floor like she’d done an overdose on heroin.  It’s the worst acting I’ve ever seen, and she looked like a complete retard.

My head started to boil, what does this girl takes me for? She think she can do this shit and get away with it?

Fuck it. FUCK THIS. I said to her I will go out and have a good time. I’m sick of this stupid meaningless drama. You have acted up like this 4 times already in two weeks.

When I tried to go out the door she started crying like a little bitch asking me to stay.

NO, I’m going out. I moved to Thailand to have a good time, not wasting my energy on morons like you.

This girl is just 40 kilos so I just continued walking even tho she hold my arm. She was crying and screaming no while I walked out of the condominium.

Holy shit this girl is walking up the entire building.

Then I grabbed her arm and pushed her away so she fell on the ground. I then started running down the stair. She quickly started to run after me while screaming stop LOL.

When I got outside, she actually followed me even tho she had no key and could not get inside again. She was screaming ” I CAAAN’T GET INSIDE AGAIN BUUHUU HEELP MEEE”.

I continued to walk away from the building, but I could hear her screams in the distance…

Shit I can’t leave this girl outside the building screaming like this. She’s not even dressed. What the hell…

So I walked back, told her to get the fuck up, and follow me back to the room. When we got back to the room I told her to sit down and shut the fuck up.

Listen. I’m done with this shit. You are 25 years old, not a 10-year-old retard. Now you go to the bedroom and fucking sleep. I will go out. If you follow me this time, and you lock yourself out, you have to sleep with the soi dogs. I will NOT save you one more time.

Ok, she said. Like a little child that knew it fucked up big time. Now she knew I was serious.

I went out, and came back a couple of hours later after some beers at a random bar. My GF was sleeping. The next morning she dressed up and went to work.

No more drama please

I took all her shit while she was at work. Clothes, make-up and laptop, and I left it outside with the security guard. Then I told the staff to delete her key-card so she couldn’t get inside again.

I knew that if I told her to leave while she was inside my apartment. It would only be a another nightmare of drama, just like the night before. I don’t have time for dat…

I sent her a message on Facebook that she could pick up her stuff outside with the security dude.

She already picked up her stuff, but I haven’t heard a word from her, and I don’t think I will in a long time.

Was I too harsh? 

I don’t think so. I have one life and I’m going to enjoy it. I’m not going to look back at my life when I’m 80 years old thinking “I wasted my life being a miserable cunt”.

I’m not saying that I can’t deal with girls that have real problems. Of course, if a girl that I care about have actual issues I would go out of my way to help her. But this stuff is not that. This is just pure bullshit drama.

Besides. I can’t let a crazy lady like that have access to my apartment. What happens if she get a little bit more crazy next time? I have camera and computer equipment for over 300.000 baht in my apartment. What if she breaks some of that in one of her tantrums?

In her last tantrum after the model gig she threw her phone in a random direction in my room and almost hit my 100.000 baht laptop. If that phone had struck the screen it would break no doubt.

Spending 100.000 baht on a new laptop would set me back a lot of work. I don’t want to waste that kind of money just because of some girl can’t control her fucking emotions.

Another thing that irritated me with this girl was her addiction to Facebook. That is a problem all over Thailand, but this girl was a freak. It was like her entire life evolved around making her life look awesome on Facebook.

Even the days she had those idiotic fights with me, and she left in a tantrum, she would update her profile, put out cute pictures of food, drinks and coffee like everything was just perfect. What a fucking joke..


NO more GF’s for Tim

I think I was born to be single. Don’t misunderstand me. I LOVE women, but in small doses. I don’t have time for all that drama that goes along with these creatures.

I will date them. Hang out with them. Bang them and have fun with them. But as soon as they gets too safe around me, and they let down their facade and start with all that drama shit. I will stop all contact, delete and block.

To be honest I think its much better to just go to the local blowjob bar to get your balls drained. Then you can continue with whatever you do drama free. 800 baht for a blowjob and a drama free weekend sound like good fucking deal if you ask me. 🙂

I hate drama.

Lessons learned..

What have I learned from this? 🙂

If you want a Thai girlfriend you should do some serious research with the girl you have chosen. A lot of these girls will be cute and adorable-as-fuck when you are dating them, but as soon as they move in they will put down their guard just to become lazy cunts that don’t want to do anything except lying on the bed playing with their Facebook.

Another thing with Thai people in general is that they suck in conflict management. Everything down here is “no problem” until it’s suddenly “big problem”. That is a theme I’ve noticed with a lot of girls here. You don’t want to get into a serious relationship with a girl that can’t talk about simple problems without starting a ton of drama.

You need to vet the fuck out of these girls.

I thought I knew this girl WELL, and I’ve been around her for almost a year. She had a good job with bachelor degree. She’s been to China, USA and Japan. But even this girl was just a drama queen that ended up sitting almost naked outside my condominium screaming like a complete retard.

Take it easy guys, and don’t be naive. 🙂

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