Pain in dick after sex (with solution)

pain in dick after sex

Sometimes when I bang a chick I get a terrible pain in my dick after. I’ve been to several doctors for this a long time ago, and no one found out why. I don’t have any infections or STD’s. Seems to be bad design from nature’s part, it’s been like this since my early twenties.

By the way. I had no idea what to use for featured picture for this post, so I just searched for dick shaped potato on Google. I was not disappointed. 😀

Anyways.. 🙂

Three conditions have to be true for this to happen: 

  1. I need to have sex or jurk-off myself.
  2. I need to get an orgasm
  3. I need to take a piss right after orgasm

If all these conditions are true, I get a terrible pain in my dick maybe 1/10 times. If I drink alcohol it seems to happen more frequently.

The pain will start slowly about 2-3 minutes after taking a piss. Then it will become gradually worse for 10 minutes. Then it will stay like that for maybe 20-30 minutes, and gradually go away again.

It’s not really a pain. But a very uncomfortable itching. So intense that it almost feels like it’s burning. The pain seems to come from the urethra. The pain can start around my dickhead, and continue all the way back to my balls.

 

Here is my solution

  1. Become a munk! I’m serious guys. They can’t have sex or jurk-off so then it’s not an issue. Simple solution.
  2. Alternatively pray to the Greek Goddess of wellness and health the first day after full-moon. She will bless you with eternal bliss and tight Asian pussy.
  3. Buy membership on Thai Cupid through my website. You will get so distracted by all the hot Asian girls that you’ll forget about the pain. 😀

 

Okay, just joking. Here is the real solution:

Take an empty bottle and fill it with hot water. Not so hot that it burns you, but it should be pretty hot. Take that bottle and place it between your thighs so the bottle touches your dick / ball area.

When I do this the burning sensation will disappear within 2-3 minutes. Every time.

Thank me later (if you have this problem)!

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