Send me 80.000 baht sweetheart

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Hello guys! 😀

Today I will tell you the story about the biggest idiot I ever met in Thailand. 🙁

Okay, I didn’t actually meet him, but he sat next to me at the foot massage spot at Don Muang airport when I was going to Chiang Mai some time ago.

By the way. It’s not the guy in the picture above, but I think it’s a fitting picture for this story.

So basically. I was having a foot massage at the airport. Next to me was this big american dude that had a very personal phone conversation with a Thai slut.

The first 5 minutes they were just talking about normal stuff like what they were doing and how much they missed each other. From what I understood they had not known each other for very long, and something tells me that the guy had just left her, and that they had met for the first time this time.

Then the conversation turned to a much more awkward and serious note.

The girl basically said that she did not have any money, and that she really needed money because she had bills to pay. She said that she needed 80.000 baht within 5 days!!!!

First the dude just sat there in silence saying nothing while he was sweating like crazy. Then after 10 seconds or something he said “But sweetheart, we have talked about this. You know I can’t send you 80.000 baht, you have to wait until I have worked up some money back home”.

You could just hear on this mans voice and tone that he was so fucking in love and so needy. He was so afraid to lose this slut that he would have done anything.

I heard the girl crying through his phone, but I could also here that it was fake as fuck. She was not sad in a sincere way at all. The guy was just stupid and did not understand that.

For the next 30 minutes, this american dude and the Thai girl was arguing back and forth about the 80.000 baht. The girl was crying, being angry, being sweet on turns. She tried all the tricks in the book.

The dude finally gave in and said that he would call his MOTHER!!! to ask for a loan.

I’m sure the girl was jumping in happiness at the other side of that phone. Totally owning this guy. She basically had him by the balls because this dude was sweating like there was no tomorrow.

What a fucking looser… I wanted to talk with him when he hang up with ‘his girl’, but for what purpose? He would probably just be angry and go straight in defense mode.

I could understand just the way that girl was talking that the girl was a bar girl. The words she was using and the way she was talking gave it away. Good girls don’t talk like that, bar girls and gold diggers do.

He basically just sent 80.000 baht to a fucking slut that will fuck a new dude every night while he is not around.

She probably have 4 other losers like him whenever she needs money. Then she just call them up and gets free money. Like this girl.

 

So the lesson for this story has to be, DONT BE A FUCKING MORON LIKE THIS GUY.

I’m not saying that you should not send money to your girl. If you found a girl that you like, and you can afford to send her money. Do it!

All I’m saying is don’t send it if you can’t fucking afford it. Don’t call your mother to ask for money for a girl that you met in a BAR. How retarded are you?

And why would you send a girl money anyways? Can you fuck the girl if you send her money? Can you touch her, feel her, be with her or do anything with her? No, you can’t. Why not just save up those money for yourself, and spend it on your next trip to Thailand?

There will be a million other Poi’s waiting for you down here if the first one ditched you because you didn’t send her money. Don’t be so fucking clingy and needy.

I know it’s hard if you just came to Thailand for the first time. You have spent your entire life back in the US or EU with masculine fat women, then you suddenly are overrun with sweet feminine women that will do anything for you!

I know it can be an overwhelming feeling. But please don’t think with your dick, and don’t send girls money just because you want to fuck them again in 6 months. It’s not worth it. You will meet a new girl on your next trip that is just as good or maybe even better!

 

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