I have to be honest. I want a girlfriend. I miss it. I’m tired of running over new girls non-stop, sometimes several new girls a week. I need a change.
I’m tired of being a butterfly.
Right now I have 4 girls I can call at any given time to have sex with in Bangkok.
I have around 10 girls I can contact to have sex, but with some promise of something in return like a dinner or in best case just some sweet talk.
I have two big redlight districts close by, Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy, that offer hundreds of girls every night all year for a small slump of money.
As I said in my last post. This place is really a pussy paradise and girls will jump on your dick from every direction.
But I need a break from it. I’m ready for the benefits of having a GF.
Furthermore, I’ve been working hard on my six-pack lately, so it should be no problem getting a GF.
If I had a girlfriend we would travel all around Thailand in the weekends, do fun stuff together, fuck like rabbits and perhaps have some decent conversations while we sip coconut juice at the beach.
Here are some pros of having a GF in Thailand:
1: No need to use condom. Sex feels better. MUCH better. 😀
2: Teach each other what you like to do in bed.
3: You will save 50% on rent. Hopefully.
4: You will get a bigger network of friends.
5: You don’t have to do housework, clean your clothes or cook food. Ever.
I don’t want children, get married or anything crazy like that. But I do miss having a GF. Just one smoking hot girl that I can cuddle with late at night.
In fact. I think I have found a potential GF already. Here’s why:
She’s good in bed – Her skin is smooth as silk, she has a gorgeous smile and she’s hot. Easily a 9/10. I obviously need a girl who I’m attracted to sexually, otherwise it wont work.
She takes care of her appearance, always smell good and dress properly. She’s a cool girl.
She can speak English – A lot of Thai girls suck in English. I know how to speak basic Thai, but I still need a girl who know how to speak English. If we are out eating with friends, and my girl can’t talk English, she will just sit there like a big question mark and stay passive. That would be as fun as jumping out of a building head first.
I have no problem with banging girls who can’t talk English, but I would never date them in a serious manner.
She have a good job and is educated – She have a bachelor degree, and she works for a well-known international company. She makes well over average in Thailand. That means she wont ask me for money. I don’t want to be her economical babysitter.
I don’t want a lazy Thai girl who stays home sleeping away 14 hours of the day waiting for pocket money.
She like to do housework – When she comes over to my apartment. She will lock herself into my bathroom and start clean my clothes. I’ve not asked for this. In fact. I say she don’t have to do it because I can do it myself or deliver it to laundry.
“Noo. I am women. It’s my job. Laundry service no good jing jing” she answer..
Ok ok… Relax.. I’m not complaining, I’m just saying… Whatever makes you happy sweetheart. 🙂
No girl is perfect in paradise
What I don’t like with her is that she have the most typical Thai characteristics in the book. She can be very jealous and she love to play with her phone. I don’t think it’s possible to find a girl in Thailand that doesn’t have these characteristics.
Other than that I do enjoy being with her.
Want a GF in Thailand?
I tell everyone that comes to Thailand to wait a good while before they get into any serious relationship. 99% of men that comes to Thailand are starved on sex and can’t think clear on arrival.
You don’t know anything about the culture here, so you don’t know what clues to look for if a girl is good or not. You can read up on blogs etc, but you still need some practice in the field before you start doing important life decisions like who you will date longtime / marry.
If you find a girl in the Western world that likes to party, have a couple of tattoos and smoke cigarettes. It’s no big deal. She’s probably just a regular girl who have a regular daytime job. If you find a girl in Thailand who does the same stuff there’s a good chance she’s a whore who sucks a new dick every night.
If you find a girl in the Western world that thinks you’ve been out with another girl every time you’re not together, she’s probably mentally ill. If you find a Thai girl who think’s in the same pattern it just means she’s Thai.
If you find a girlfriend too fast there is a good chance that:
She is not a she.
She is a bar girl
Just want your money (don’t they all??)
She “forget” to take the pill
All the above
Finding true love takes time. It’s not done after one week in Pattaya on your first trip to Thailand. Never get a girlfriend in Thailand before you have been here so many times that you start to get a grip for Thailand and the culture.
Thai girls who look for foreigners to exploit can see that you are a newcomer from a mile away. You light up like a lighthouse among all the regulars. Even I can spot you now because you look like this everywhere you go:
I’ve already written a ton about how you can find fuckfriends, dates or girlfriends in Thailand, what to watch out for, tips and tricks etc. Have a look around the website or click this link to see every post about dating in Thailand.
Have you ever had a girlfriend in Thailand? Tell me about your experiences in the comment field. 🙂
The go-go bars in Thailand can be a real fucking blast! If you are looking for hot girls to drag back to your hotel then go-go bars would be my first choice. Some go-go bars really know what girls to employ so they can make you happy.
That said, nothing is perfect, and there are a few things that really grind my gears about them. Here are three of them.
1: Intrusive staff
This is the absolute worst. Sometimes mamasan will come over demanding me to take a girl..
“You want this girl, that girl, or this one??? You must choose one!”….
No, I don’t have to choose a girl you piece of shit. I’m here to relax and have a great time with my fucking beer. If I don’t want a girl, I don’t want it. There was no sign outside the bar warning me that I had to take a girl, so fuck off.
Nothing is worse in the go-go bars than to have an old 40-year-old rude skunk telling you what to do. If this happens I usually drink up my beer, pay and leave. This is the only way they will change. Don’t accept shitty behavior like that.
In fact, that is the only reason why they behave like that. Some loser farang will give in and pick a girl. And he will probably end up with a shitty girl who asks for a lady drink every 10 seconds. Which brings me to my next point…
Demanding bar girls..
Yeah. I get it that you are trying to make money, and I understand that you want to make as much money as possible too. Everyone wants more money.
However, your primary job is to entertain me. Asking for a ladydrink every 10 second is not entertaining, it’s nagging. Therefore, you failed your job and I won’t buy a single drink to you.
I don’t ask my readers for 10 dollars to access this website. I let my readers read first for free, and if they want to support me by buying me a beer (ladydrink hihi), or buy a Thai Cupid membership, that’s fantastic. But I wont beg for it…
2: Music is too loud
Why the fuck do they have to play the music so loud? I literally have to yell people in the ear so they can hear what I’m saying.
I want to vet my girl before I bring her back to the hotel. I want to find out what she’s about, maximizing my odds to pick a girl that will actually give me a good time. A hot girl is not enough for me. I want a hot girl with good attitude if you know what I mean..
The volume in the go-go bars makes this almost impossible. I have to yell people in the ear, and other people have to yell me in the ear. Thai people’s English skills doesn’t exactly make the communication any better either..
I think go-go bars in Thailand only employ DJ’s that are deaf, or they have become deaf after playing too loud music for years. What’s the fucking point?
I kind of get this one from a business perspective. Pretty girls at the outside will attract more people inside. Totally get it.
If the girl on the outside has a number-tag on her hip or shoulder, you can usually ask the staff when you get inside for that girl, and they will bring her in.
However, it’s so disappointing when two pretty girls drag you into the bar, and as soon as you sit down they disappear like a fart in the wind. Then you realize there are only skunks on the stage, and you can’t leave because you are waiting for your beer…
If you are even more lucky you will have an obese mamasan over you nagging about drinks and girls.
Never sit down to order before you have taken a good look at the girls on the stage. I usually tell the staff that I have to go to the toilet first. That way they can’t hang over me like a hawk. When I get out of the toilet the staff will most likely leave me alone, giving me time and peace to take a good look at the girls on the stage.
If there are no hot girls I’ll go straight out of the bar and try the next one. 🙂
There you have it. Three reasons why I don’t like the go-go bars in Thailand. All three reasons can be dealt with if you know what you are doing. So it’s not really that bad, ey? 😀
Doing the day trip to Ayutthaya is an excellent get-away break from the madness of Bangkok. The skyscrapers, concrete and lack of “green stuff” will get to you if you stay in Bangkok for a longer period of time.
If I stay more than two weeks in Bangkok. I start to feel an urge to get the hell out of there. I’ll get claustrophobic.
How to get there
The easiest way to get to Ayutthaya from Bangkok is to take the train. Not only is it easy, but with a ticket price of 20 baht it’s practically free!
It’s almost funny. The metro ticket from ‘Sukhumvit’ to ‘Hua Lamphong’. A 10 minute ride, is more expensive than the 2 hour train trip from Bangkok to Ayutthaya. Can someone please explain how that is possible?
To get to the train station in Bangkok you have to take the metro to the end station ‘Hua Lamphong’. From there the train station is just a short walk. Click here for google maps.
The only tourist trap you’ll encounter
And I fell for it, and so did everyone else!
Okay. When you arrive at the train station in Ayutthaya, there will be a shit ton of shops that rent out bikes and motorbikes. What these motherfuckers don’t tell you however, is that there is a river between the shops and the temples.
The only way to get over this river, is to bike down 300 m, bike over an extremely congested brigde with no sidewalk, and bike 300 m from the direction you came from at the other side of the river.
This might not sound soooo bad, but trust me. That brigde was dangerous to bike across. We all know how Thai people drive. I will make a map for you, so you understand what I’m talking about.
Here is what you WANT to do, that I learned a little bit too late. When you get out of the train station. Just walk straight ahead across all the shops that rent out bikes and motorbikes.
When you get to the river, there will be a little boat that takes you across for 10 baht. When you get to the other site of the river, there will be just as many bikes and motorbikes shops to rent from.
You just saved yourself from a 20 minute detour in 35 degrees. Thank me later!
Okay. So you got yourself a bicycle or motorbike, and hopefully a map. There are about 15 temples all around town that you can check out. It cost 50 baht per temple, and you buy the ticket at each temple you go to.
It’s a pretty big area, so prepare to use 6-7 hours if you want to see everything. My only regret with this trip was that I rented a bicycle instead of a motorbike. It was 37 degrees the day I was here, and I almost passed out several times from overheating. Fuck…
Luckily, there are several restaurants in the area that sell dirt cheap Thai food and cold drink if you need to refill.
Caution –If you are going to climb some of the ruins, be careful. There are snakes and spiders everywhere inside between the rocks.
Some of them are deadly if you don’t get to a hospital fast enough (and you wont).
Just a quick tip if you want to find hot girls in Bangkok fast.
I’ve had great success with Tinder lately. It’s seems like more and more Thai girls get this app on their phone. Two years ago I would barely find any Thai girl on Tinder in Bangkok. The balance was maybe 95% tourists and 5% Thais.
Today it’s much higher concentration of Thais and you have to shuffle through a lot less obese Western women. 😀 Yeah, the trolls pop up sometimes, but just swipe left and you’re good to go. 🙂
What is Tinder?
For you guys that have been living under a rock the last 5 years. Tinder is a dating app for mobile phones. You can download it in Play Store for Android and Apple store for Iphone. Tinder is free to use.
When you have signed up a lot of girl’s will start to pop up. You swipe left if you don’t like them and you swipe right if you like them.
To talk to a girl she has to swipe right for you too. Then it’s a match and you can start talking.
The app is using the GPS on your phone, so you will only get up girls that are close by.
Usually I quickly ask the girl for either Facebook or Skype. That way I can have a video call with her to get a feel for her. If she decent I will ask for a meeting, if she’s weird I will stop talking with her.
What is my problem with Tinder?
Well. It seems like its only working for Bangkok right now if you want to meet Thai girls. If you go to Chiang Mai, Phuket or any other tourist destination in Thailand we are back to the first problem I mentioned, too much obese Western women with ugly piercings in their nose.
Another thing I don’t like with Tinder is that you have to use your phone. I hate to use that phone keyboard to talk with people (I have big hands). It’s very clumsy and exhausting in the long run. I would still use Thai Cupid most of the time even tho it cost money.
A third thing is that it’s only working for the place you’re at. If you are planning a trip to another city and want to chat up some girls before you go there. You can’t really use Tinder for that.
Check my post about how to set up an online profile to swim in pussy here. It’s for Thai Cupid, but same rules apply for Tinder. Maybe even more as everything revolves around the first impression.
… Or just enjoy this video of hot girls dancing all around Thailand. 🙂 It’s my Youtube channel, so remember to subscribe. 🙂
Blow-job bars are a great opportunity for a quick and cheap release. Maybe you’ve been working hard all day and need to empty your balls.
Prices for blow-job: 700-1000 baht Prices for beer: Usually around 100 baht Ladydrink: 150 baht.
Another good thing about the blow-job bars is that there is a high probability that you will meet a women that really knows what she’s doing. They do this all day. They wont look at you with a semi-disgusted face like some gogo-girls do when you shove your dick in their face.
A lot of these girls will suck your dick until you nut, and they will keep on going. It’s wonderful.
I will not make a review of every blow-job bar out there in Bangkok. I know some people do that. To be honest I think that is a complete waste of time. Most of them are the same. All it really comes down to is what girl you end up with. Some are good, some are average, some are bad. Most are between good and medium. If you’re unlucky you might stumble upon a really bad fruit, but that is unlikely.
It’s only around 700 baht for these blow-jobs, so it’s not like you wasted a fortune anyways if you get a bad one.
Where to find blow-job bars in Bangkok
Under you will find a map of all the blow-job bars I’ve found in Bangkok. I’ve not been to all of them so I can’t tell you if they’re good or not. You just have to wing it. One good tip to find a good sucker is to ask what girls have been there a while.
Kasalong had some hot girls last time I was there. The girl who gave me blow-job did a great job! When I told her I was about to bust, she kept going. Good girl.
Older women tends to be more talented than the younger girls. They have after all been doing this shit for years. They know what buttons to push to make you cum. ^^
I’ll also mark up some massage parlors that are really dirty. They don’t even bother to give you a massage. They just rip of your pants and start working on your stick.
Map of blow-job bars in Bangkok
Click the square in the right-upper corner to make the map bigger.
How does it work?
You walk inside the bar. Most of the bars have just that, a bar with a bunch of girls. You can buy a beer while you decide what girl you want, or you can go straight to business. You are not expected to go with a girl if you go inside one of the bars. You can leave without any hassle and just pay for whatever you have been drinking.
When you have chosen a girl. She will bring you to a room upstairs. Usually with a comfy chair. She will apply some lube or oil so it gets more comfy. The girls do not demand condom.
You can cum most girls in the face or in the mouth. Up to you.
Dirty massage parlors
A bunch of girls will sit outside the shop. Sometimes they will suggest a girl for you, as the girls work on ‘shifts’. If you don’t like the girl you are presented you can just ask for another one. They don’t mind. These shops have everything from old skunks too young girls with braces (if that is your thing).
Have you been to any of the blow-job bars? Was it good? Tell me in the comment section so everyone can know.
Three days ago I was chilling on my bed with my laptop after a long hot day out in Bangkok.
Suddenly I see a big flash followed by a big fucking explosion. I could hear the windows in the entire block was shaking. WTF…. Was this another terror attack in Bangkok??? After all I live close to Sukhumvit Rd, and if someone wants to do some fuckery, it would probably be right here.. 🙁
Fast-forward until the next morning. The security guy in my block told that a bird, rat or squirrel had gotten inside the current distributor to the entire apartment block, making a BIG short-circuit that fried everything…
So yeah, that’s why I haven’t made any new posts the last days. I didn’t get my power back before today.
It took them THREE days to fix this shit, and I guess this is why Thailand is still a developing country. If this shit happened back home it would be in the news…
It’s been raining heavy in Bangkok the last days, and they told me they could not put the new machine into place before the rain stopped.
No power, no internet, no AC for THREE fucking days..
I’ve spent my days with my romantic shower date girl. I can’t sleep without a fucking AC. It’s too hot, even for a guy that have been here for a year now. Fuck that.. I don’t want to wake up the next day in big pond of sweat…
So, I moved temporarily to my romantic shower date girl. She was working, but when she came home we had a lot of sex, and we ate a lot of good food. Life is still good I guess. 😀
Only in Thailand…
Man, Thailand is such an interesting place to be. On one side you have all these gigantic skyscrapers that look like something out of the future, with 5 stars hotels and shopping malls you could just dream of back home. Then, on the other hand, if you just walk to the next land plot. There could be some old wooden sheds that don’t even have fucking glas in the windows…
Seems to be no overall city planning in Bangkok. You can see it all over town.
Plot 1: Big skyscraper with light-art on the top.
Next door: Grasslands with reptiles, rats and trash.
Next door again: A bar area with a dentists on the upper floor.
That’s Bangkok. No planning. Seems like private companies just buy a plot of land, and build what the hell they want on it. With no interest of what’s around..
Anyways, back to the power situation back at my place. I just got back to my apartment, and I have my power back now. 😀 That’s good.
It’s crazy that a little bird or rat like that can take out the power grid for an entire building, for three fucking days. But then again, this is Thailand. If you’ve seen some of the wiring here maybe it’s not that strange after all.
Just look at the pictures under. These are pictures I have taken here and there over the last year. No wonder why they have short-circuits from time to time.. :p
Anyways guys. I will start to post a new post again now every day. Stay tuned for girls I banged in August. I’ve been on FIRE this month, just like the power distributer in my block. 😀
I’ve tried all of those, and they’re all legit that really put an effort in service. They’re also very discreet. You call them up or send them an email, and the women will meet you at your hotel room.
If you want to check out the go-go bars I have already written about what I think are the best go-go bars in Bangkok. You can find that post here.
Work for it
If you’re not into the professionals and you want to hunt girls. You have a lot of options in Bangkok.
I’ve already written a location report for Bangkok. In that post you will find a lot of tips on where you can approach girls in Bangkok. Check it out here.
This is probably the best way to do it. Especially if you are coming to Bangkok on a limited time. You can start to talk up girls before you even come here. If you have a boring job you can spend some of your time at work to chat up girls.
Start 1-2 months before you arrive Bangkok, and you’ve created your own little harem of girls. Trust me.
I’ve already written a lot about online dating on this site. Here I explain why online dating works so well in Thailand and here I explain how you can make a profile that will make you swim in pussy offers.
You should also check out this post on how you can improve your game with Thai girls for real life approaching and dates from online sites.
Today I will tell you how you can design your online dating profile so you’ll drown in pussy down here in Thailand. I’m not exaggerating this. If you follow this guide you will get so many requests on Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly that you can’t answer them all.
How can I be so sure..? Because I have it like that right now, and I don’t look like Brad Pitt. It’s all about how you portray yourself. 🙂
I was the old school type for a long time. I never bothered with dating sites back home.
The reason was that I never had much success with them. The amount of girls I banged that I met online back home, can be counted with one hand I think.
It was too much hassle, talking and fishing. It was not worth the time I had to spend. Yeah, I love pussy, but even pussy have its limits of what I’m willing to do… :p
The first three times I came to Thailand I refused to become member on any dating site. This was a big fucking mistake. The reason I refused was because I took with me the experiences I had from dating sites back home. I thought it would be just like home with eternal conversations and persuasion. You can read more here why I think dating sites work so well in Thailand.
I was so wrong.
As I’m writing this it’s around 9 pm here in Bangkok. I checked my Thai Cupid this morning when I woke up, and I checked it again now. I have 10 new messages in my account since this morning. None of them are with girls I have talked with earlier, because right now I don’t have ongoing conversations at Thai Cupid. All my pussy seats are taken at the moment.
I’m not saying this to brag, it’s just that if you have the same attitude I had three years ago, you are missing out on a lot of pussy. I don’t even have to approach girls on Thai Cupid. They approach me, and I talk with the ones I think are hot.
Before you can start to make your profile. You need to sign up for either Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly. There are other dating sites out there for Thailand, but these two have an insane amount of members.
You can browse girls for years without running out. Thai Cupid have over 1 million members.
You can sign up for Thai Cupid here, and you can sign up for Thai Friendly here. Yes, those links are affiliate links, and I get a small cut from it if you buy a membership.
How to become a pussy magnet at online dating sites
Your profile text
This should be short and simple. Don’t write everything you did from you learned to walk until the present. Tell you name, what hobbies you have and why you are coming to Thailand. Don’t reveal too much about yourself, you want to be a little mystical. If the girl wants to know more about you, she’ll have to contact you.
Another great thing you should write in your profile text is that you love learning languages, and that you are interested in meeting someone who can teach you some basic Thai. I’ve gotten so much response on that it’s ridiculous. Let me give you some quotes:
“สวัสดีค่ะ Sa was dee ka Hello, How do you do.? ^^
I am Meena. I can teach you about Thai language.
Hope to hearing from you soon”
“Hello my name is apple. Welcome to Thailand.
And willing to be your friend. Really want to teach you Thai too.”
“Hi I’m read your bio and I’m so interesting about you.
I want to be your friend.
I can teach youThai lagueges and cultural.if you want to travel next time in Thailand I can guide you.
And maybe you can teach me about you country too.”
It’s all about the pictures
A picture tells more than a thousand words they say. That is equally true for pictures you use in a dating profile. You can write an awesome text about yourself, but if you show that same awesomeness in photos you instantly become much more real and trustworthy.
Here are some ideas for awesome pictures you should put on your profile. Don’t need all of them, but a few of them will attract a lot of girls.
The great adventure photo – If you have done some traveling, show your most awesome travel photo. You riding a camel in Egypt, you in an awesome street in some typical European city, maybe you went to the salt deserts in Bolivia?
This will show the girls that you like to travel, and that you are a person that likes to go on an adventure.
The exotic picture – Here you have to think culture. A beach in Thailand is exotic for you, but for a Thai girl its home. Maybe you have a picture of yourself on a mountain covered in white snow? Maybe you went to a desert in Egypt? That is exotic for a Thai girl.
This will make the girl envy you.
The social picture – This one is important, and should never be left out. It can really be anything, but should be a picture with your friends and/or family where you have a great time.
This shows the girl that you are not a freak or a weirdo. You have friends, you have family. You are not a loner that no one wants to be around.
The dangerous picture – All women love men that can handle a little danger. Did you go skydiving, maybe a bungee jump? What about scuba diving next to a shark? Put it out!
This shows the girls that you are not a pussy.
The musical picture – Do you play an instrument? Maybe you did some live shows once too? You should probably put it out.
All girls love men that can play an instrument.
The handsome picture – Do you have good looks? Make sure to have a picture where you are suited up looking your best. This is also a good profile picture to get the click into your profile to show off your other pictures.
Well. This shows the girl nothing, but everyone like pretty humans. 🙂
The manly picture – This should be a picture of you doing something manly or skillful. Like riding a horse, fighting a bull or
Already been there picture – Already been in Thailand? This picture can be combined with any of the categories over. Like you playing guitar in a bar with a monkey on the shoulder, while some Thai chicks watch you with your mother in the background. Just joking.. But if you have been in Thailand, some pictures from earlier trips don’t hurt.
Thai girls love their country. They will like you just for the fact that you have been in Thailand already.
Avoid money pictures – Pictures where you show of a nice car, or maybe your bling, or maybe a nice apartment. Or just any pictures that makes it clear that you are full of cash. Don’t do it. You will only attract gold diggers and bad people.
You want to portray that you are a fun and interesting person. Not a rich guy. You will just attract bad people that way.
Your profile picture
Your profile picture can be in any category I have already talked about, but it should be a picture that catches the eye. This will give you more clicks to your profile, and the girl will see the rest of your awesome pictures and that you are interested in learning Thai. You’ve already won her.
It’s also smart to mix up your profile picture once in a while. That way you can get girl’s that didn’t like your first round. They see your profile again, but this time with a new picture, so you are a new person for them now. Maybe they’ll like you this time. 🙂
Can you handle all the pussy?
If you follow these steps you will never have to approach a girl on these dating sides. You just wait until they approach you, then you sort out the trolls. I get anything from 5 to 20 messages every day, and I talk with the girls I think are the hottest.
Right now my profile picture is a ‘professional’ picture that I took of myself with my DSLR camera with a white background. It’s in black and white, and it’s super sharp. I have a white shirt on that is slightly open showing of some of my chest hair. 😛
In my album I have a picture of me in the mountain skiing in Norway. This is a perfect picture with white mountains and blue sky. You can see all of me, while I hold my ski poles up in the air. Exotic for Thai girls!
I also have a picture of me diving in Egypt and two pictures of me out in the desert in Egypt. My family picture is just a picture from some Christmas celebration a couple of years ago.
Recently I added two more pictures from Cambodia. In one pictures I stand on my hands with Angkor Wat in the background, and in the second I’m with a Thai girl and some people that we met on the road.
Don’t spend an eternity talking with the girls on the dating site. You want to move her outside as quick as possible. You want to have a video conversation with her. That way you can sort out if there is something weird about her. Maybe she has a super weird voice, or maybe you just don’t like her vibe.
How people behave behind a keyboard, and how they behave in a video call can be two different worlds. You can get a really good impression of a girl when you are texting with her, but as soon as you talk with her on video, you end up not liking her at all. Happened with me a million times. Can be anything from how she moves, how she talks, how she behaves. You can’t see that in a text message.
If a girl don’t show her entire body in one of the pictures, it’s usually because she’s fat. Be careful!
Also. Be skeptical about girls that demands stuff. This can be anything from money, her asking you to buy her stuff etc. I would even be careful with girls that demand that you go to a special restaurant or bar too.
These girls are often gold diggers, and they are looking for beta males they can push around and exploit for financial gain. These girls will not give you a good time unless you do as they say. They will always ask for something, beg, demand, test your limits etc. If you don’t do as they wish they will act up and just make drama. Not fun.
There are plenty of good girls and cool girls out there that will fuck you even on the first date, if you know what you are doing. No need for semi-pro gold diggers to get laid.
Okay people. Go out and test this, go nuts! Tell me how it went. You should ownThai Cupid with all this information.
Holy shit! I just had my first accident in Bangkok traffic.
Nothing serious, but still scary as shit, and I got away from it without a scratch! 😀
The traffic in Bangkok is some of the wildest traffic in all of Asia. Damn. I’ve seen it all down here. Some of these motorbikes have an entire family on them. Two adults, 3 kids, an infant and a dog in the basket with a week of groceries. It’s no wonder why people die in the traffic as mayflies here…
Not only is the traffic total mayhem. But I see so many people speeding on big sport bikes.
Dying in a traffic accident is a sad way to go.. So fucking pointless.. Be careful!
When I was at Koh Pha Ngan, and took motorbike taxi one night. I almost shit myself when the driver drove that crazy hill road from Thong Sala to Haad Rin. It was so scary that I rented my own motorbike and drove it myself from then on…
By the way. That is a great tips if you want to survive in the traffic down here. Rent a motorbike and drive yourself. Especially in the smaller cities and on the Islands.
I know I can trust myself, I know I’m a good driver and I know I don’t drive to fast in the curves. I take it easy! But some of these motorbike-taxis are nothing more than a monkey with a language. They drive like absolute maniacs..
Anyways. My accident today…
I was taking a motorbike taxi, and I had a big heavy backpack on my back. It was basically filled with all my clothes because I’m changing apartment. My plan was to take a regular taxi, but there was a traffic jam so I had to jump on a motorbike..
I told the driver to take it easy on the throttle because I had big backpack. No problem he said.
Fast forward 5 minutes and the dude took full fucking throttle in an intersection. I didn’t have the strength to hold myself on the bike. So I tipped over and landed on my backpack on the asphalt. What the fuck…
Luckily I had the backpack on full of clothes so that took the impact pretty good..
What a fucking idiot that driver was.. I told him to take it easy on the throttle. But no, he forgot… ‘Mai bpen rai’ you know… Nothing is a problem or a concern before some shit actually happens…
What if there was a big truck behind us with poor brakes? What if I slammed my head in the asphalt? It’s not like these motorbike taxis bother to give you a helmet…
Scary shit..! Always take it easy in the traffic here. You never know when something bad happens. Remember that 99% of Thai people have that ‘map bpen rai’ attitude. They won’t think 2 seconds into the future when they are driving. No concern for anything before something actually happens.. Totally in the moment..
“ooohh. You fell off? Solly solly”.. No shit… I have fucking ton on my back, what did you think would happen when you throttle like that..??
Anyways.. Take it easy in the traffic here. You never know when some shit happens. It can happen in a blink of an eye…
If you are in Bangkok, and you want to try something that is even more relaxing than an oil massage, I have some good news to you.
It’s called a flotation tank, and yeah.. That is exactly what you do. You float inside a tank.
This is basically how it works
When you arrive you’ll get a room for yourself with a shower and a tank. After you are done with showering you jump inside the tank completely naked.
When you are inside the tank you will float like a wine cork because the water is very salty. You turn of the lights, put ear plugs in the ears and relax.
The water is the same temperate as you skin, so after a while you won’t feel the water.
You will not see anything, hear anything and because you float, and don’t feel the water, it feels like you’re weightless. The session can last anything from 1 hour to 4 hours. It’s up to you.
Why would you do this…?
It’s extremely relaxing. When you get out of that tank you will feel like you were given a new body. All tensions are gone, all neck and back pain are gone and you will feel very alert when you get out.
If you are working hard on something, and you feel really tired and tense. Lets say you had a 8 hour session on a computer… A couple of hours in that tank would solve all your problems.
It’s also a good place to think, without getting distracted. You can think out plans, business ideas, if the Thai girl you are with are the right one :P, or anything else that you have on your mind.
Another funny thing that will happen for a lot of people are hallucinations. The reason for this is because your brain don’t feel anything from the outer surroundings. This is not a normal state for the mind, so your brain goes nuts.
All nerve impulses from the outside world stops, so your brain starts to use all that energy on the nerves inside the brain instead. Therefor hallucinations.
A lot of people take drugs when they are inside these tanks. If you want to do that is really up to you. I’ve heard you can have some really intense trips if you combine hallucinogens and flotation tanks.
marijuana, LSD, mushrooms, DMT etc. It’s really up to you.
I went to a place called Bangkok Flotation Center. You can find their webpage here. This place was a pain in the ass to find, but it was totally worth it.
I’ve been here three times now, and I really enjoy spending time in that tank.
You should take the BTS train to Udon Suk station towards Bearing. From there it’s about 10 minutes with taxi.
I talked with the dude that owned the shop, and he said that they would move the studio in some months, so if you are reading this in the future you should double-check the location.
It’s Tim from Goodbye Boring Life and it’s time for another guide!
This time I will tell you where you can find some kinkiness here in Bangkok. Maybe you had sex with so many hookers that you need to spice it up a few notches, or just have some weird fetish that you want to live out.
Don’t freak out! Bangkok have you covered, and I will tell you exactly where you have to go! I’ll put a map at the bottom of this page so you can find all the places easily. 😀
Threesomes are probably the most common fantasy among men, so it’s not really that weird or kinky at all! 😀
If you want to bang a girl while you are spanking another one on the ass, or have two girls that are really into each other while you just enjoy watching, I totally understand you! I’ve had threesome two times in Thailand. One was really good, another one was not. I’ll tell you why in this post.
The Devil’s Den
If you want to have a threesome without doing any work for it you can go to this bar. It’s called ‘The Devil’s Den‘ and is located at Sukhumvit soi 7/1 just under Nana BTS station. At this bar you can take a minimum of two girls.
Rumors have it that the girl at this place is not exactly stunning 10’s. But I’ve been in the bar next door, and I have seen some really cute girls sitting outside The Devil’s Den.
Threesomes with some pre-work
Go to the popular nightclubs around Bangkok, Pattaya or Phuket, and look for freelancers that are partying together. Chances are that both of them will go with you! If they are good friends they will probably be really into each other too! Jackpot!
Threesomes in the beer bars and Go-go bars
This one is tricky.
You can go inside a Go-go bar, talk with a girl, and ask her if she has a ‘good’ friend in the bar that she would like to go with. I did this one time but it was not a good experience. When I got them back to my hotel I banged one girl while the other one was sitting on the toilet texting with her friends. When I was done with the first girl, they simply swapped places. They never interacted! Boring 🙁
My second threesome was with escort girls.
I can just tell you right away. If you want an awesome threesome with some passion and sweat. Go for the escort ladies..! They will give you a full lesbian show, and when you are happy with just watching you can join the action! They will suck your dick on turns, and you can fuck one in doggy while she is eating the second girl’s pussy. It’s no limits!
These girls are high class and no bullshit. They have all shaved pussies and they will treat you like a celebrity.
When you are ready to shoot the money shot, they will take it like champions and make out with your cum everywhere. You will feel like a porn star!
BDSM / Bondage
If you don’t like threesomes, but want to whip girls while they are hanging upside down all tied up, you should check out these two bars:
I went to this place in June 2016. It was actually a really fun place. The girls here really seems to enjoy being spanked and they did a great role play! You can rent private rooms were you can bring any of the girls for private shows, sex and role games. You can be the master or the slave. Up to you! 😀
It costs 900 baht for entrance, but for that you get one welcome drink and a show. The show was in the public room. ‘My’ show was one girl getting tied up in doggy style while she was whipped pretty hard by two other girls, ‘praying’ them to stop.
You can join the shows in the public room, and if you want to get tied up and whipped yourself they will gladly do it! I got whipped so hard on my ass that I was red for several days. 🙁
In the public room there is a wall full of equipment ( whips, canes, blindfolds, ropes, mouth gags and every thing else you can think of!).
If you go with a girl up to the private rooms you will have to agree to a safe word, if anyone says this you’ll have to stop whatever you are doing.
I asked for the price for one private room with one girl and equipment. The rate was 3600 baht. I did not go with a girl, but I asked to see the rooms. The rooms were fully equipped with bed, wall mounts, tables, chairs etc. Just like you see it in the porn movies. 😀 The room was very dimmed and all the lights were red.
You can also rent rooms here if you want to bring a girlfriend or someone with this fetish. Demonia Fetish and BDSM Club Sukhumvit 33
This establishment is just like The BarBar. I can’t really say anything about it because I have not tested it out yet. See map for location.
Uniform / Role games
If you want to do some serious role games with a girl in a quality costume, like a school girl or a nurse. I would also recommend the escort service’s. These girls really know what they are doing and you could get them to play along with whatever fantasy or role game that you want to play. Their English skills are awesome and there would never be any misunderstandings.
If you want to do any role game that includes play-coercion you would probably have to agree on a safe word. Because “stop” or “no” would be a part of the role play.
In this post I will just give my thoughts about why I think dating sites works so fucking well in Thailand, and why the stream of girls ready to bang you never seems to end… I’m not talking about hookers here now guys, but girls that are looking for fun, friends, giiks (fuckfriends), and boyfriends.
Just regular Thai people who are looking for fun.
View on dating sites: Western world vs Thailand
Dating sites in the Western world is not nearly as popular as it is in Thailand. In some countries it’s even a little bit taboo and shady to even have it and if you get busted while you are sitting on a dating site, it can almost be embarrassing.
This is not the situation in Thailand, and almost all girls over here have an account at some kind of dating site. It is so acceptable that if you look around in buses and sky trains around in Bangkok, you will see that a lot of girls will be sitting on some kind of dating site texting with foreigners.
When was last time you saw a Western women back in for example England on a dating site out in public? Probably never, because almost no one in the Western world is using dating dates.
I think there are several reasons for why dating sites have become so popular and accepted in Thailand relative to the Western world. Here are some of them:
Reason 1: Work hours
Thai people work long days. Some up to 10-12 hours 6 days a week. When someone is working that many hours it is obvious that there is not much leisure time for flirting. On their day off they are tired and most of them just want to relax at home in front or their TV, smart phone or maybe visit family.
Dating sites is a perfect way for Thai girls to get to know new people while they are working long hours. If you’ve ever been to Thailand you have probably noticed that there is always a ton of people on work, but almost no one is doing anything?
Yeah.. Thai people have a lot of spare time to do whatever they want while they are at work.
When I think about it, whenever I ask a girl on Thai Cupid what she is doing, most of them answer “workiiiingggg”. 😛
Reason 2: Money
It’s easy to think that Thailand is a cheap country, and that doing stuff here is so easy and affordable. But remember that most Thai people have an average monthly income at around 15.000 baht (450 USD). Some people have even less to play around with than that.
After paying rent, electricity, internet and other debt there is not much play room to go out and have fun in the bars and restaurants. Especially not in the ones tourists hangs out in with tourist prices.
This is where dating sites comes in handy because for Thai girls, it’s free to sign up and they can get to know people without spending a dime.
Reason 3: It’s socially acceptable
This one I have already mentioned. In Thailand it is completely normal to be on these sites. I’ve seen hotel girls at work playing around with their phone while talking about pictures of foreign men at Thai Cupid. That would never happen over in Western Europe, but here it’s nothing weird about it.
Online dating is a fucking goldmine and if you sign up for one of them you will get so much attention and dates that you wont believe it. Especially if you’re white.
At Thai Cupid you can sign up for free, then you can have a look at the buffet. I don’t remember if you can actually talk with girls without membership (have had membership for 3 years now). I think you can, but there is like a 15 min delay or something like that. Maybe you can tell me in the comment section?
Do you want to spend 30.000 baht on 6 hookers when you come to Thailand, or spend 1000 baht for a membership on Thai Cupid? With that you can create a little harem of girls that are ready to meet and fuck you when you arrive Thailand..
Should be a pretty easy choice if you ask me… 😀
Always take a good look at the girl’s pictures. Some girls use Photoshop to make them look better than they do in reality. Watch out for pictures that are blurred or pixelated.
The girl does not have a picture of her body? She’s probably fat!
Ask for her Facebook, then you can see what she’s doing in her sparetime.
If you have her on Facebook, you can make a video calls! That is golden, because then you get a feel for how she is!
Just arrived Bangkok with an airplane from Europe or the US? Want to get to Pattaya fast without spending 3000 baht on a taxi, or getting lost in Bangkok or ending up on a bus that will take the milk route?
Here is the recipe:
From Suvarnabhumi airport:
Take the airport train from Suvarnabhumi airport to the end station Phaya Thai.
Walk from Phaya Thai train station to Phaya Thai BTS station (skytrain). Just follow the signs.
Take the skytrain from Phaya Thai BTS to Victory monument BTS. It’s one stop in the direction of Mo Chit.
Take exit 1 and walk around 100m straight. On the left you will see a lot of minibuses.
Buy a ticket to Pattaya and enjoy your ride to monger paradise!
You might have to buy two tickets if you have a big suitcase.
Total price: 105 – 155 baht
From Don Mueang airport:
Take bus A1 or A2. It does not matter who you take. Both go to the BTS system.
Go off the bus when you are at a BTS station.
Jump on a skytrain towards Bearing until you get to Victory Monument BTS.
Take exit 1 and walk around 100m straight. On the left you will see a lot of minibuses.
But a ticket to Pattaya and enjoy your ride to monger paradise!
You might have to buy two tickets if you have a big suitcase.
Total price: 100 – 150 baht
Just jump on a skytrain and take it to Victory Monument BTS.
Take exit 1 and walk around 100m straight. On the left you will see a lot of minibuses.
But a ticket to Pattaya and enjoy your ride to monger paradise!
You might have to buy two tickets if you have a big suitcase.
Total Price: 100 – 150 baht
The minibus ticket from Bangkok to Pattaya is 50 baht, but you might have to pay 100 baht if you have a big suitcase that take up a extra seat.
All the minibuses will take the highway to Pattaya. It usually takes around two hours, but that can depend on the traffic!
The bus will take you to the bus station behind Walking Street in Pattaya. Some drivers are extra nice and drive you directly to your hotel if you give them some pocket money.
If you are too lazy to do all this stuff, and you are tired after a long flight. Follow Dead Farangs method. Check out video under.
I’ve really been looking forward to make a location review for Bangkok. This is one of my favorite cities in the entire world. I just spent 6 weeks here (minus some day trips here and there), so I have a lot of stuff to talk about..
Let me just be crystal clear:
No other place on earth can you find as much hot Asian girls as you can in this city.
Every time I’ll go Bangkok I always bring up my trusty Thai Cupid a couple of weeks before arrival just so I have some girls ready on my hand.
This city is so big that it’s hard to grasp. 20 million people live here, and many of them are young Asian girls in their twenties that comes for either work or study.
Available girls (6/5)
Where do I even start? This city has enough pussy to make a man go crazy for a million years. I will give Bangkok a 6 out of 5 score. I know that is impossible but I don’t care.
I’ve met girls here from all corners of Thailand. I’ve met girls from China, Japan, South-Korea, Singapore and Cambodia. If you like farang pussy you have a lot of alternatives to as Bangkok have a couple of nightlife districts filled with tourists from all over the world.
If you are planning to visit Bangkok in the near future I recommend from the bottom of my heart that you sign up for Thai Cupid. It’s not a free service if you want all the functionalities but damn it’s worth the money if you want to bang a lot of hot girls.
With Thai Cupid you can do some real pre-work, and when you arrive you can have 10 dates ready for 10 days in a row. That’s no bullshit! I’ve done something similar myself. It was exhausting but damn it was fun!
This time I ended up finding a real cutie that I spent my entire time with while I was in Bangkok. She even let me stay in her apartment for free! A really sexy women with a good vibe and personality. I would marry her if I was ready for that shit!
After three days with her I got sick of using condoms, so I took her to the Red Cross Clinic and got us tested for HIV. She was clean and we had awesome condom free sex until I left Bangkok.
She was not only hot, but a real banger in bed. Something you don’t come across everyday. That is for sure! We had so much sex that I got bruises on my knees.
If you want to be a player (Thais call it a ‘butterfly’) Bangkok is a great city for that! The city is so big that you will never stumble upon a girl that you fucked yesterday if you are with another girl out in public the next day. You can really go nuts here.
Just be smart and don’t go to the same restaurants and sois with different girls.
Where do you find hot women if you’re already in Bangkok when reading this?
Dont worry, this is Bangkok. There is always possibilities here. Here are some of my techniques for a fast date!
I would just pull up google maps, find out where all the universities are in Bangkok. Then I would go there and hang out in the coffee shops and restaurants close by. Read how you can get almost any Thai girl here.
I’ve been having a lot of luck with Tinder in Bangkok. Tinder is not that popular in Thailand, but in Bangkok there are so many people that you will always find someone.
Personally I hate to write on mobile phones so I try to avoid using Tinder. The keyboard is just to fucking small and I loose my patience. But if you are okey with that you should absolutely give it a try with Tinder. I rather pull up my Thai Cupid on a laptop. I usually take a Tinder session when I’m taking a dump.
Staying at a hotel? Why not ask that cute receptionist out? However, you will not be able to bring her back to the hotel that she is working on. I usually ask them if I can see their apartment, then I take it from there.
Another good thing with receptionists is that they usually talk very good English.
Bangkok have a ridiculous amount of shopping malls. They are filled with bored girls that are just waiting for something exciting to happen. Like meeting a handsome farang like yourself!
I would stay away from the most popular malls like Siam Center, Siam Paragon, MBK, Central World and Terminal 21. The reason for this is that these malls are usually always full of people and it might be hard to get the girls alone.
Some less popular malls are Time Square just next to Sukhumvit soi 12 at Asok, another one is at Ekkemai next to Sukhumvit soi 42. I don’t know the name of that second mall at Ekkemai, but it is a big brown building. Should be easy to spot. These malls are empty most of the day and you will find a lot of bored Thai girls here.
If you’re not interested in the foreplay and just want to go straight to business Bangkok have a lot of hookers ready to entertain you at any time! Cremé de la cremé of Thai hookers will go to Bangkok. Bangkok is were the money is and hot girls can make a lot of money here.
Be ready to see some really sexy girls if you venture into the red light districts!
Bangkok’s most famous red light districts are Soi Cowboy, Nana Plaza and Patpong. You can read more about that in my “Bangkok Nightlife Guide” here.
If you are lazy, you don’t even have to leave your hotel / apartment to get som pussy in this city. Just call up one of Bangkok’s many Escort services, and a women will be at your door whenever you need it.
Party situation (5/5)
Bangkok have something for everyone. Want to party hard in fully stocked nightclubs? Or maybe just relax with a beer at a jazzbar? What about playing pool with like minded, or visiting one of Bangkoks countless Go-go bars?
No matter what you are looking for, you’ll find it in Bangkok. Bangkok have an amazing nightlife.
I already made a nightlife guide for Bangkok here, so I will not go into detail in this post.
If you are not into the red-light stuff and the hookers you will be fine. The red lights are pretty isolated to certain areas, just avoid these areas and you will be fine.
Stuff to do (5/5)
You never run out of stuff to do in Bangkok. There is always something new to do.
There are excellent parks, gigantic shopping malls, gyms, world class cinemas, temples, nightclubs, sky bars, history, museums, hookers, massage shops, festivals, concerts halls and much more to explore.
If you are tired or just want to relax you can sit down in an outdoor pub in a busy street and just watch people. There are a lot of interesting characters in Bangkok if you just take a look!
The only thing that is missing in Bangkok is a beach! If Bangkok had that it would be a perfect place to live!
I will still give Bangkok a 5 out of 5. Beaches are just 2-3 hours away. If you need to see the ocean you can just take a day trip or a night over in Pattaya or Hua Hin. Then get right back into the action in Bangkok!
Cost of Living (4/5)
Bangkok is not the cheapest town in Thailand for sure. However, considering what you get for the money (a gigantic city with whatever you need, whenever you need it), it is absolutely worth the extra money.
I rented a furnished apartment with AC and shared swimming pool + free gym close by for about 8000 baht a month + 30.000 baht in depositum. This was at Asok just 200m from Asok BTS station (skytrain).
I rented it for only two months so if I was staying longer I could probably get a better deal.
It’s really hard to tell what food costs in Bangkok. You can go as cheap and as expensive as you want.
I dish with rice, meat and some vegetables usually costs about 50 baht in the street restaurants. The same dish in one of the shopping malls like Terminal 21 or Siam Center will probably cost 4-6 times more.
If you want to eat with style, and enjoy that same Thai dish at one of Bangkok’s many sky bars, you probably have to pay from 500-1000 baht for the dish.
It’s really up to you!
The best burger I ever ate I ate in Bangkok. The restaurant is called Firehouse. Click here for location at Google Maps. I usually eat the premium burger with cheddar cheese and crispy bacon. It’s simply porn for you mouth.
If you are broke, and really need to save every dime. You always have 7/11. I once lived on 25 baht toasts at 7/11 because I lost my debit card! I had to borrow money from a Thai girl until I could get a new card sent to me. I only ate noddles and toasts from 7/11 lol…
Getting around in Bangkok can be a nightmare at times, but if you live near the sky train you just cruise over all the bad traffic jams straight to your destination.
Taxis in Bangkok are so cheap that I don’t understand how they can make a profit. Don’t they have to pay for gas and maintenance? I don’t get it..
A taxi ride inside Bangkok never get higher than 300 baht! Just make sure that you get a taxi driver that will use his meter and not a fixed price. A fixed price will always be more expensive for you!
If you are going somewhere and there is no sky train to that place, just take the sky train to the station that is closest to your destination and jump on a motorbike from there. It is really that easy!
I’ve never had any problem in Bangkok with anything. I have been in pretty much every corner of Bangkok at all times of day. Never had any problem or felt threatened in any way.
There are no slums or ghettos in Bangkok, and no particular dangerous places to watch out for. You can go wherever you want without worrying about going into a bad area. There are street dogs here and there, especially in smaller side streets. Most of the time they are no problem, but some of them can turn aggressive at night.
I actually feel safer in Bangkok at night than I do in the capital of my own country (Oslo, Norway).
I would say that the biggest risk of living in Bangkok is the pollution and the insane noise pollution. Motorbikes with broken mufflers are driving by every minute and you can’t walk far before you walk past a construction zone with some poor Thai guy raping his ears with a jackhammer.
There are scams here and there, but it’s usually just petty scams like theft or overpriced stuff. Nothing really bad or dangerous.
Bangkok had a bomb going of some time ago in a busy street and a lot of people died. I would not worry about that happening again. From what I understand that was an isolated event and will probably not happen again. Terror can happen everywhere anyways..
If you are a guy, you will be approached by Thai men that will offer ladies, boom boom, free tuktuk rides and other stuff that is just to good to be true. Just ignore them and you wont be lured in to a scam.
So, why haven’t I moved to Bangkok permanently if I only have good things to say about the city?
Here is the catch:
The city is just too damn crowded. Bangkok is good for a period, but after some weeks in this city you just have to get out for some air! Bangkok is claustrophobic if you stay here to long.
When you are walking up and down Sukhumvit Road you can’t even see the sky because there are skyscrapers and highways build in floors over you!
That combined with endless traffic jams and people literally everywhere can really suck the energy out of you.
Bangkok is good for 3-5 weeks, but I could never live here permanently. It’s just too crowded and too much of everything.
When that is said. Every time I have stayed in Bangkok I had a blast. There is always something interesting happening and there is always a lady ready to entertain you. You can’t really get bored here.
Available girls: 6/5 Party situation: 5/5 Stuff do to: 5/5 Cost of Living: 4/5 Safety: 4/5
Bangkok have an amazing an diverse nightlife. No matter what you are searching for, you will find it in Bangkok. You will find anything from fully stocked nightclubs to laid back beer bars where you can sit back and relax with a beer.
Bangkok also have some of the hottest redlight districts in the world.
Bangkok have four big nightlife avenues located at different places in the city. For this guide I will tell you about a fifth one that not many tourists know about, which I think is pretty good + some other bars outside the main avenues that are very good in my opinion.
Sukhumvit Rd is probably the most known nightlife area of Bangkok. You will find everything here. Beer bars, nightclubs, two of BKK’s most well known red light districts and a countless number of restaurants and massage shops. Most of the nightlife at Sukhumvit, especially from Nana to Phrom Phong, is catering to foreign men from 20-70 years old.
Nana – Nana is located at the beginning of Sukhumvit road. Most of the action is going on in Soi 4, Soi 7/1 and Soi 8. In soi 4 you’ll find one of the most famous red-light districts of Bangkok, Nana Plaza. Nana Plaza is filled with 20-30 gogo-bars and a handful of beer bars.
At soi 7/1 you will find a handful of beer bars. This street also houses Dr. Bj, a massage shop that will give you blowjob. Another unique bar in this street is The Devil’s Den. This bar you have to take atleast two girls to their private room.
At soi 8 you’ll find a handful of laidback beer-bars and some massage shops.
Best way to get to Nana is to take the BTS skytrain to Nana station.
Asoke – Just one BTS station down the road you’ll find another avenue of nightlife, Asoke. Here you will find one of Bangkoks most famous red-light districts, Soi Cowboy. Just as Nana Plaza, it houses around 20-30 gogo-bars + some beer bars and restaurants on the corners of the street. 200-300 meters up soi 23 you will find a cluster of girly beer bars and some very aggressive massage shops.
At soi 12 you’ll find a big nightclub named Insanity. This tends to fill up around 22.00 Fridays and Saturdays. 50 meter further in you will find The Den. A ‘luxurious’ karaoke bar with some pretty hot ladies outside.
Phrom Phong – Just one BTS station down the road from Asoke. You have Phrom Phong. Not much happening here, but there is some action on soi 33. A handful of beer bars and karaoke bars with some girls.
Different nightlife areas attracts different types of people. While Sukhumvit Rd attracts mostly men because of the red-light districts, Khaosan Rd attracts a younger generation of tourists that just want to party hard and have fun. Khaosan Rd is packed with tourists from all over the world 365 days of the year. Khaosan Rd is especially popular for backpackers, both men and female. If you want to hit up with a white chick this street is probably your best shot in Bangkok.
Khaosan Rd is party-hard from sunset to sunrise. At Fridays and Saturdays some Thai people will come here too.
The street is packed with beer bars, many of them with live music playing popular music from the Western world. After midnight the street is usually packed with drunk tourists dancing in the street.
If you are not living near Khaosan Rd the only way to get here is by taxi or tuktuk. There is no skytrain or metro line that goes to this area of Bangkok yet.
Silom Road is housing Bangkok’s third big redlight district, Patong.
Patong are two parallell streets between Silom Road and Thanon Surawong Road. Patpong 1 and Patpong 2. Patpong 1 is a slightly bigger street and have a night marked in the middle of the road from 18.00 to around midnight every day. Patpong 1 and 2 is filled with beer bars, gogo-bars and countless massage shops around in the area.
If you are not living on Silom, and you want to check it out. The fastest way to get there is to take the skytrain to Sala Daeng BTS station.
Asiateque The Riverfront is located alongside Chao Phraya River (the biggest river through Bangkok). The easiest way to get here is to take the BTS skytrain to Saphan Taksin station. From there on there is a free shuttle boat that will take you to Asiateque. The boat goes every 10 minutes.
Asiateque is a big gathering of restaurants, bars and gem shops. It’s open from 17.00 until midnight. There are some small roof bars also with nice view and live music.
This avenue seems to be catering mostly to Thai, but I have seen some tourists here too. For some reason Thai people seems to really enjoy this place, so if you have a date with a Thai girl this place is probably a good place to bring her.
The avenue also have a pretty big Ferris wheel and some other minor amusement park like facilities. The Ferris wheel costs 300 baht and will give you five rounds.
Taking a picture at the big Asiateque sign seems to be an popular activity here.
Other bars worth mentioning
Loft to Bar
This one is pretty far out in “nowhere” in Bangkok, but I had a great time here! What is so great about this place?
The band that plays here are really awesome. They play a mix of popular music from Thailand and the west.
Not only that. You only pay 200 baht, and you can drink as much Singha as you can handle! Really good if you are on a budget and you like to drink beer!