I want a girlfriend in 2017

I have to be honest. I want a girlfriend. I miss it. I’m tired of running over new girls non-stop, sometimes several new girls a week. I need a change.

I’m tired of being a butterfly.

Right now I have 4 girls I can call at any given time to have sex with in Bangkok.

I have around 10 girls I can contact to have sex, but with some promise of something in return like a dinner or in best case just some sweet talk.

I have two big redlight districts close by, Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy, that offer hundreds of girls every night all year for a small slump of money.

As I said in my last post. This place is really a pussy paradise and girls will jump on your dick from every direction.

But I need a break from it. I’m ready for the benefits of having a GF.

Furthermore, I’ve been working hard on my six-pack lately, so it should be no problem getting a GF.

If I had a girlfriend we would travel all around Thailand in the weekends, do fun stuff together, fuck like rabbits and perhaps have some decent conversations while we sip coconut juice at the beach.

Here are some pros of having a GF in Thailand: 

1: No need to use condom. Sex feels better. MUCH better. 😀
2: Teach each other what you like to do in bed.
3: You will save 50% on rent. Hopefully.
4: You will get a bigger network of friends.
5: You don’t have to do housework, clean your clothes or cook food. Ever.

 

I don’t want children, get married or anything crazy like that. But I do miss having a GF. Just one smoking hot girl that I can cuddle with late at night.

In fact. I think I have found a potential GF already. Here’s why:

She’s good in bed – Her skin is smooth as silk, she has a gorgeous smile and she’s hot. Easily a 9/10. I obviously need a girl who I’m attracted to sexually, otherwise it wont work.

She takes care of her appearance, always smell good and dress properly. She’s a cool girl.

She can speak English – A lot of Thai girls suck in English. I know how to speak basic Thai, but I still need a girl who know how to speak English. If we are out eating with friends, and my girl can’t talk English, she will just sit there like a big question mark and stay passive. That would be as fun as jumping out of a building head first.

I have no problem with banging girls who can’t talk English, but I would never date them in a serious manner.

She have a good job and is educated – She have a bachelor degree, and she works for a well-known international company. She makes well over average in Thailand. That means she wont ask me for money. I don’t want to be her economical babysitter.

I don’t want a lazy Thai girl who stays home sleeping away 14 hours of the day waiting for pocket money.

She like to do housework – When she comes over to my apartment. She will lock herself into my bathroom and start clean my clothes. I’ve not asked for this. In fact. I say she don’t have to do it because I can do it myself or deliver it to laundry.

“Noo. I am women. It’s my job. Laundry service no good jing jing” she answer..

Ok ok… Relax.. I’m not complaining, I’m just saying… Whatever makes you happy sweetheart. 🙂

 

No girl is perfect in paradise

What I don’t like with her is that she have the most typical Thai characteristics in the book. She can be very jealous and she love to play with her phone. I don’t think it’s possible to find a girl in Thailand that doesn’t have these characteristics.

Other than that I do enjoy being with her.

 

Want a GF in Thailand? 

I tell everyone that comes to Thailand to wait a good while before they get into any serious relationship. 99% of men that comes to Thailand are starved on sex and can’t think clear on arrival.

You don’t know anything about the culture here, so you don’t know what clues to look for if a girl is good or not. You can read up on blogs etc, but you still need some practice in the field before you start doing important life decisions like who you will date longtime / marry.

If you find a girl in the Western world that likes to party, have a couple of tattoos and smoke cigarettes. It’s no big deal. She’s probably just a regular girl who have a regular daytime job. If you find a girl in Thailand who does the same stuff there’s a good chance she’s a whore who sucks a new dick every night.

If you find a girl in the Western world that thinks you’ve been out with another girl every time you’re not together, she’s probably mentally ill. If you find a Thai girl who think’s in the same pattern it just means she’s Thai.

If you find a girlfriend too fast there is a good chance that:

  1. She is not a she.
  2. She is a bar girl
  3. Just want your money (don’t they all??)
  4. She “forget” to take the pill
  5. All the above

Finding true love takes time. It’s not done after one week in Pattaya on your first trip to Thailand. Never get a girlfriend in Thailand before you have been here so many times that you start to get a grip for Thailand and the culture.

Thai girls who look for foreigners to exploit can see that you are a newcomer from a mile away. You light up like a lighthouse among all the regulars. Even I can spot you now because you look like this everywhere you go:

I’ve already written a ton about how you can find fuckfriends, dates or girlfriends in Thailand, what to watch out for, tips and tricks etc. Have a look around the website or click this link to see every post about dating in Thailand.

Have you ever had a girlfriend in Thailand? Tell me about your experiences in the comment field. 🙂

Online Dating Profile for Thailand – How to drown in pussy

What’s going on guys? 😀 

Today I will tell you how you can design your online dating profile so you’ll drown in pussy down here in Thailand. I’m not exaggerating this. If you follow this guide you will get so many requests on Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly that you can’t answer them all.

How can I be so sure..? Because I have it like that right now, and I don’t look like Brad Pitt. It’s all about how you portray yourself. 🙂

I was the old school type for a long time. I never bothered with dating sites back home.

The reason was that I never had much success with them. The amount of girls I banged that I met online back home, can be counted with one hand I think.

It was too much hassle, talking and fishing. It was not worth the time I had to spend. Yeah, I love pussy, but even pussy have its limits of what I’m willing to do… :p

The first three times I came to Thailand I refused to become member on any dating site. This was a big fucking mistake. The reason I refused was because I took with me the experiences I had from dating sites back home. I thought it would be just like home with eternal conversations and persuasion. You can read more here why I think dating sites work so well in Thailand.

I was so wrong.

As I’m writing this it’s around 9 pm here in Bangkok. I checked my Thai Cupid this morning when I woke up, and I checked it again now. I have 10 new messages in my account since this morning. None of them are with girls I have talked with earlier, because right now I don’t have ongoing conversations at Thai Cupid. All my pussy seats are taken at the moment.

I’m not saying this to brag, it’s just that if you have the same attitude I had three years ago, you are missing out on a lot of pussy. I don’t even have to approach girls on Thai Cupid. They approach me, and I talk with the ones I think are hot.

Thai Cupid messeges

 

Before you can start to make your profile. You need to sign up for either Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly. There are other dating sites out there for Thailand, but these two have an insane amount of members.

You can browse girls for years without running out. Thai Cupid have over 1 million members.

You can sign up for Thai Cupid here, and you can sign up for Thai Friendly here. Yes, those links are affiliate links, and I get a small cut from it if you buy a membership.

 

How to become a pussy magnet at online dating sites

Your profile text

This should be short and simple. Don’t write everything you did from you learned to walk until the present. Tell you name, what hobbies you have and why you are coming to Thailand. Don’t reveal too much about yourself, you want to be a little mystical. If the girl wants to know more about you, she’ll have to contact you.

Another great thing you should write in your profile text is that you love learning languages, and that you are interested in meeting someone who can teach you some basic Thai. I’ve gotten so much response on that it’s ridiculous. Let me give you some quotes:

สวัสดีค่ะ Sa was dee ka
Hello, How do you do.? ^^
I am Meena. I can teach you about Thai language.

Hope to hearing from you soon”

“Hello my name is apple. Welcome to Thailand.

And willing to be your friend. Really want to teach you Thai too.”

“Hi I’m read your bio and I’m so interesting about you.

I want to be your friend.
I can teach youThai lagueges and cultural.if you want to travel next time in Thailand I can guide you.
And maybe you can teach me about you country too.”

 

It’s all about the pictures

A picture tells more than a thousand words they say. That is equally true for pictures you use in a dating profile. You can write an awesome text about yourself, but if you show that same awesomeness in photos you instantly become much more real and trustworthy.

Here are some ideas for awesome pictures you should put on your profile. Don’t need all of them, but a few of them will attract a lot of girls.

 

The great adventure photo – If you have done some traveling, show your most awesome travel photo. You riding a camel in Egypt, you in an awesome street in some typical European city, maybe you went to the salt deserts in Bolivia?

This will show the girls that you like to travel, and that you are a person that likes to go on an adventure.

The exotic picture – Here you have to think culture. A beach in Thailand is exotic for you, but for a Thai girl its home. Maybe you have a picture of yourself on a mountain covered in white snow? Maybe you went to a desert in Egypt? That is exotic for a Thai girl.

This will make the girl envy you.

The social picture – This one is important, and should never be left out. It can really be anything, but should be a picture with your friends and/or family where you have a great time.

This shows the girl that you are not a freak or a weirdo. You have friends, you have family. You are not a loner that no one wants to be around.

The dangerous picture – All women love men that can handle a little danger. Did you go skydiving, maybe a bungee jump? What about scuba diving next to a shark? Put it out!

This shows the girls that you are not a pussy.

The musical picture – Do you play an instrument? Maybe you did some live shows once too? You should probably put it out.

All girls love men that can play an instrument.

The handsome picture – Do you have good looks? Make sure to have a picture where you are suited up looking your best. This is also a good profile picture to get the click into your profile to show off your other pictures.

Well. This shows the girl nothing, but everyone like pretty humans. 🙂

The manly picture – This should be a picture of you doing something manly or skillful. Like riding a horse, fighting a bull or

Already been there picture – Already been in Thailand? This picture can be combined with any of the categories over. Like you playing guitar in a bar with a monkey on the shoulder, while some Thai chicks watch you with your mother in the background. Just joking.. But if you have been in Thailand, some pictures from earlier trips don’t hurt.

Thai girls love their country. They will like you just for the fact that you have been in Thailand already.

Avoid money pictures – Pictures where you show of a nice car, or maybe your bling, or maybe a nice apartment. Or just any pictures that makes it clear that you are full of cash. Don’t do it. You will only attract gold diggers and bad people.

You want to portray that you are a fun and interesting person. Not a rich guy. You will just attract bad people that way.

 

Your profile picture

Your profile picture can be in any category I have already talked about, but it should be a picture that catches the eye. This will give you more clicks to your profile, and the girl will see the rest of your awesome pictures and that you are interested in learning Thai. You’ve already won her.

It’s also smart to mix up your profile picture once in a while. That way you can get girl’s that didn’t like your first round. They see your profile again, but this time with a new picture, so you are a new person for them now. Maybe they’ll like you this time. 🙂

 

Can you handle all the pussy? 

If you follow these steps you will never have to approach a girl on these dating sides. You just wait until they approach you, then you sort out the trolls. I get anything from 5 to 20 messages every day, and I talk with the girls I think are the hottest.

Right now my profile picture is a ‘professional’ picture that I took of myself with my DSLR camera with a white background. It’s in black and white, and it’s super sharp. I have a white shirt on that is slightly open showing of some of my chest hair. 😛

In my album I have a picture of me in the mountain skiing in Norway. This is a perfect picture with white mountains and blue sky. You can see all of me, while I hold my ski poles up in the air. Exotic for Thai girls!

I also have a picture of me diving in Egypt and two pictures of me out in the desert in Egypt. My family picture is just a picture from some Christmas celebration a couple of years ago.

Recently I added two more pictures from Cambodia. In one pictures I stand on my hands with Angkor Wat in the background, and in the second I’m with a Thai girl and some people that we met on the road.

 

More tips

Don’t spend an eternity talking with the girls on the dating site. You want to move her outside as quick as possible. You want to have a video conversation with her. That way you can sort out if there is something weird about her. Maybe she has a super weird voice, or maybe you just don’t like her vibe.

How people behave behind a keyboard, and how they behave in a video call can be two different worlds. You can get a really good impression of a girl when you are texting with her, but as soon as you talk with her on video, you end up not liking her at all. Happened with me a million times. Can be anything from how she moves, how she talks, how she behaves. You can’t see that in a text message.

If a girl don’t show her entire body in one of the pictures, it’s usually because she’s fat. Be careful!

Also. Be skeptical about girls that demands stuff. This can be anything from money, her asking you to buy her stuff etc. I would even be careful with girls that demand that you go to a special restaurant or bar too.

These girls are often gold diggers, and they are looking for beta males they can push around and exploit for financial gain. These girls will not give you a good time unless you do as they say. They will always ask for something, beg, demand, test your limits etc. If you don’t do as they wish they will act up and just make drama. Not fun.

There are plenty of good girls and cool girls out there that will fuck you even on the first date, if you know what you are doing. No need for semi-pro gold diggers to get laid.

 

Okay people. Go out and test this, go nuts! Tell me how it went. You should own Thai Cupid with all this information.

 

Why dating sites works so well in Thailand

Hello guys! 😀

In this post I will just give my thoughts about why I think dating sites works so fucking well in Thailand, and why the stream of girls ready to bang you never seems to end… I’m not talking about hookers here now guys, but girls that are looking for fun, friends, giiks (fuckfriends), and boyfriends.

Just regular Thai people who are looking for fun.

 

View on dating sites: Western world vs Thailand

Dating sites in the Western world is not nearly as popular as it is in Thailand. In some countries it’s even a little bit taboo and shady to even have it and if you get busted while you are sitting on a dating site, it can almost be embarrassing.

This is not the situation in Thailand, and almost all girls over here have an account at some kind of dating site. It is so acceptable that if you look around in buses and sky trains around in Bangkok, you will see that a lot of girls will be sitting on some kind of dating site texting with foreigners.

When was last time you saw a Western women back in for example England on a dating site out in public? Probably never, because almost no one in the Western world is using dating dates.

I think there are several reasons for why dating sites have become so popular and accepted in Thailand relative to the Western world. Here are some of them:

Reason 1: Work hours

Thai people work long days. Some up to 10-12 hours 6 days a week. When someone is working that many hours it is obvious that there is not much leisure time for flirting. On their day off they are tired and most of them just want to relax at home in front or their TV, smart phone or maybe visit family.

Dating sites is a perfect way for Thai girls to get to know new people while they are working long hours. If you’ve ever been to Thailand you have probably noticed that there is always a ton of people on work, but almost no one is doing anything?

Yeah.. Thai people have a lot of spare time to do whatever they want while they are at work.

When I think about it, whenever I ask a girl on Thai Cupid what she is doing, most of them answer “workiiiingggg”. 😛

Reason 2: Money

It’s easy to think that Thailand is a cheap country, and that doing stuff here is so easy and affordable. But remember that most Thai people have an average monthly income at around 15.000 baht (450 USD). Some people have even less to play around with than that.

After paying rent, electricity, internet and other debt there is not much play room to go out and have fun in the bars and restaurants. Especially not in the ones tourists hangs out in with tourist prices.

This is where dating sites comes in handy because for Thai girls, it’s free to sign up and they can get to know people without spending a dime.

Reason 3: It’s socially acceptable

This one I have already mentioned. In Thailand it is completely normal to be on these sites. I’ve seen hotel girls at work playing around with their phone while talking about pictures of foreign men at Thai Cupid. That would never happen over in Western Europe, but here it’s nothing weird about it.

 

Sign up!

Online dating is a fucking goldmine and if you sign up for one of them you will get so much attention and dates that you wont believe it. Especially if you’re white.

At Thai Cupid you can sign up for free, then you can have a look at the buffet. I don’t remember if you can actually talk with girls without membership (have had membership for 3 years now). I think you can, but there is like a 15 min delay or something like that. Maybe you can tell me in the comment section?

Thai Cupid have over 1 million members. I’m just saying… 😀

Do you want to spend 30.000 baht on 6 hookers when you come to Thailand, or spend 1000 baht for a membership on Thai Cupid? With that you can create a little harem of girls that are ready to meet and fuck you when you arrive Thailand..

Should be a pretty easy choice if you ask me… 😀

Pro tips:

  • Always take a good look at the girl’s pictures. Some girls use Photoshop to make them look better than they do in reality. Watch out for pictures that are blurred or pixelated.
  • The girl does not have a picture of her body? She’s probably fat!
  • Ask for her Facebook, then you can see what she’s doing in her sparetime.
  • If you have her on Facebook, you can make a video calls! That is golden, because then you get a feel for how she is!

 

Peace!