Happy Ending Massage in Bangkok

What’s going on guys? 🙂

I’ve decided to do a lot more guides from now on as they always ends up as my most popular posts. Who the hell care about my dating failures? I know they can be educative, as in don’t do what I do, but they do very poor in Google searches.

Bangkok have a myriad of different entertainment opportunities for grown men all around town. I’ve already covered so much about Bangkok. Just go to my Thailand page, go to the nightlife section at the top meny, and you can read everything you want about Bangkok.

If we ignore the chaos and how cramped the city is at times. It’s really the perfect city for grown men who want to have some fun. 🙂

Happy ending massage in Bangkok

Most of my friends that have come to Thailand have had their first sexual encounter in one of Thailand massage parlors.

Most will just go in for a regular massage, but then they are in the private room with the lady, she convinces him to do more than just a massage. These ladies really know how to make you horny.

A lot of guys that come to Thailand for the first time is also very shy when it come to ladies. So just having a ‘massage’, for then to end up in a private room with a lady, is a nice discreet way to ‘get it done’. If you go to a gogo-bar however, everyone knows what’s up when you walk out of the bar with a beautiful Asian lady. 🙂

Prices at Massage parlors in Bangkok (average) 1 hour:

Thai massage: 250 baht
Foot massage: 250 baht
Oil massage: 300 baht

Hand-job: 500 baht
Blow-job: 1000 baht
Sex: 1500 – 2000 baht

Note: If you have an oil massage, then decide to also let the girl blow you. You have to pay for the oil massage and the blowjob. Making it 1250 baht all together. 

 

Where to find happy ending massage in Bangkok

Massage Salons that offers extra can be found scattered all over Bangkok. In fact, most salons will offer it.

Usually when you go inside the salon, you will get a girl that are willing to do the extras. At some point under the massage she will tap you on the dick offering extras. If you say no she will usually leave, and another girl will come in and finish the massage in a regular way.

I’ve even been asked in the shopping malls for happy endings. So just because a place ‘look’ professional doesn’t mean it won’t do any dirty stuff.

However, if you go to a massage salon with the intent to get extras. There are several signs to look for. 

Usually the closer the massage salon is to a red light district, like Soi Cowboy or Nana, the more likely it is that it offers extras. If you walk past a salon, and 10 women scream “hey sexy man” or something like that, you can be sure that this is not just a regular massage salon.

Check the map on the bottom if this page for all locations. My favorite streets are marked in green. 🙂

 

Sukhumvit Rd between Nana and Asok

Between Nana BTS station and Asok BTS station there are several massage parlors scattered around. Most of them are on the south side of Sukhumvit Rd.

However, I have to be honest. Most girls that work here are not girls, but older women, most in their 40’s. It’s very rare I see anything here that I actually want to go further than a massage with.

 

Sukhumvit soi 4

This is where you will find Nana Plaza, one of Bangkok’s famous redlight districts. The same street, soi 4, also have massage parlors scattered all around. However, you are more likely to end up in one of the bars here or in one of Nana Plaza’s gogo bars, as this is what the street is famous for.

 

Sukhumvit soi 8 and soi 11

Sukhumvit soi 8 and 11 have some massage parlors here and there. Most of them will offer extras. These streets are just next to the Nana BTS station so it’s very easy to get here.

Sukhumvit soi 11 is actually my favorite street at Sukhumvit Rd for nightlife. It has a good mix of everything. Nightclubs, good food, massage joints, bars and some great sky bars. My favorite burger joint is in this street also.

 

Sukhumvit soi 23

What’s special with this street? It’s just on the corner between Asok BTS station and Sukhumvit MRT station. It’s easy and fast to get here no matter where in Bangkok you are.

About 200 m up this road you will find a cluster of 5-6 massage parlors with a lot of girls sitting outside yelling in customers. The girls here are much younger then in Soi 4, 8 and 11. In fact, I see hot girls here every time I go here.

These parlors are very dirty and it’s almost impossible to only get a massage here as the girls will be all over you as soon as you enter the room.

 

Sukhumvit soi 33

Not exactly massage parlors in the traditional way. This street have a lot of Karaoke bars and massage parlors that caters to Japanese people.

However, the girls have nothing against farangs, and you are just as welcome. Especially in the weekdays when the business is slow and most girls just play on their phone.

 

Sukhumvit soi 24/1

Anyone walking past this soi without knowing what’s inside would walk past it thinking it was just another soi in Bangkok. At the entrance there is really nothing interesting. Just a couple of street vendors selling noddle soup and fried rice.

50 meter in however, the scene is quite different. Suddenly the street is much more illuminated from all the neon lights, then you will see 50 – 100 girls in front of 10 – 15 massage parlors. Most girls here are young, fresh and sexy. I’ve seen a lot of hot girls here. 🙂

To get to soi 24/1 you should take the skytrain to Prom Phung BTS station, then exit exit nr 3.

 

Patpong

Not really my favorite area of Bangkok, but if you happen to be in this are why not take a look? You might stumble upon something you like.

You will find a lot of massage parlors around on Silom Rd and Surawong Rd. If you don’t find any girl that you like, this area also have a ton of street vendors where you can eat cheap and delicious Thai food.

Not to forget all the gogo-bars in Patpong Rd that opens after dark and the kinky bars that you will find here.

 

Map of happy ending massage in Bangkok

What about the rest of Bangkok? 

Tim. What about Siam, or what about Khaosan Rd? Why have you ignored that?

Well. Most massage parlors in Siam, or Khaosan Rd are just regular massage joints that don’t offer extras. Some might offer extra, but it’s not the normal.

In some massage parlors you can ask the girl if she want to do extra if you like her, but some might say no, or hesitate for a first. You might also stumble upon girls in regular parlors, that are professional massage parlors, that offer you extras out of the blue. That have happened to me many times.

However, the places I have provided about offers extras 99% of the time, and some girls will pretty much jump on you as soon as you enter the private room.

Location Report | Thailand – Surat Thani City

Hi guys!

Time for another location report here at Goodbye Boring Life. This time I will tell you about a city that you have probably never heard of. I would never go here either unless my friend got super sick after we had been to Full Moon at Koh Pha Ngan.

He basically passed out on the boat from Koh Pha Ngan to Surat Thani airport. He had to spend three days at the hospital in Surath Thani before the doctors let him take a flight back to Bangkok.

While he was in the the hospital puking and shitting, I was roaming the streets of Surat Thani looking for fun stuff.

I actually expected Surat Thani to be more like Chiang Mai. Because it’s about the same size, and Surat Thani is just in between the airport and Koh Samui, Koh Pha Ngan and Koh Tao. Three big tourist destinations.

However, when I was walking around in Surat Thani I did not see any tourists, and the local people here looked at me like a was from another planet. I have never experienced that in a big city in Thailand such as this. Only when I’ve been far out in nowhere places up in north.

 

Available girls (2/5)

I have to be honest. The further south you go in Thailand, the uglier the girls get on average. Especially outside the tourist areas where just the local Thai people are living. Girls in south are chubby, very dark skinned and of small stature. Their teeth look like they were just thrown inside their mouth and all girls look like they have been raped by mosquitoes.

I also saw a lot of women here that don’t shave any hair! Their legs looks like a mans legs, and some even have hairy arm pits. It’s quite disgusting.

When that is said, it’s still a lot of beautiful girls down here and when you meet a girl that is very dark skinned, but pretty at the same time. It can be some of the most beautiful girls in Thailand imo.

The girls here are also very typical “fresh out of the farm” girls. If you are looking for a really cute and innocent girl that have never been exposed for asshole dudes, money and materialism, this is probably a good city to check out. The girls here are very natural and they won’t be playing games on you like a lot of girls in for example Bangkok will do.

I did take a look at Thai Cupid when I was in Surat Thani. There was some girls there but most of them did not answer before I had already left the city. If you want to hit up girls in this city online, you should start before you even arrive.

 

Hookers

Can’t really make a location report without telling you where the hookers are. I did some research online but I could not find any information about red light activity in this city. I started to loose hope, but then I did what you should never do in Thailand. I jumped inside a tuktuk and said “sexy girls” with a dirty smile on my face. 😀

Hookers in Surat ThaniThe driver drove me to a shop that was advertising Thai massage and Oil massage on the outside. But I understood fast that this place had more exiting stuff on the meny. The red lights and the mini fishbowl inside with 4-6 girls really gave it away easily.

I pretended that I had no idea what was going on at this place, and just said in a innocent way that I wanted an oil massage by one of the girls. 😀

I ended up going up stairs with a skinny white skinned girl with short hair. She was not a stunner compared to the girls in Pattaya and Phuket. But she absolutely did a great job emptying my ball sack. I mounted her hard in every position and finished of with my signature face painting. It was beautiful.  😀

The total bill ended up at 2600 baht, something I think is quite expensive considering I was in a a small city with no tourists.

But then again, this place was catering to Thai men, and the girl was white skinned (high status in Thailand). That is why she was so expensive. If I had taken some of the dark skinned girls I would probably get it for half of that price.

Check map under for exact location for this place.

 

Party situation (2/5)

I did find some bars and nightclubs in the city. I also heard rumors of a big nightclub that was very much like Tawan Deng in Chiang Mai and Bangkok. But I never got the time to go there.

I did go to the smaller bars and nightclubs. There was one street that had around 6 different bars and nightclubs catering to Thai people.

I actually had a blast here, and at the end of the night I had 4 Thai girls around me that was fucking around giving me all the attention. We got drunk as fuck and I could probably score with some of those girls. It’s just that I had been cumming a hooker in the face 2 hours earlier so I was already happy. 😀 😛

The Pool Bar
The Pool Bar

I would imagine that you could score some serious pussy here if you talk basic Thai. I did talk basic Thai with these people, and the reaction I got was crazy. You would never get that kind of reaction or attention in for example Bangkok or Pattaya.

I guess these people don’t see white farangs in their bars very often, and when it finally comes one around, that speaks some Thai, they just go nuts. 😀

If you go here you should absolutely check out ‘The Pool Bar’. This place was filled up to the brink with young Thai people and the vibe here was really good. Prepare to drink local cheap Thai whisky.

 

Stuff to do (2/5)

Sunday marked

Sunday Marked
Sunday Marked

There was a quite big Sunday marked in this town. It was awesome because I got a shit ton of attention from all the girls there, and every time I walked past a vendor I could here someone whispering ‘farang’ in the background while they were laughing.

I talked with one girl for a long time, and she agreed to meet me the next day to show me some temples in town. This never happened because my friend got out of hospital that day and we had to go back to Bangkok to meet the others.

But I’m pretty sure I could get that girl back to my hotel and bang her all day long. She was a 20 year old ‘fresh from the farm’ cutie with no built up shield against a player like me. She would go straight in the trap. 😀

Another crazy thing about this marked was the cars! All the way back at a big grass field I found 10-20 cars that just looked fucking bad ass. They were all filled with speakers, neon-lights and all of them played music from the same radio channel. It was bad ass.

Wacky cars

 

Temples

The city have some temples, and I did see one temple from a taxi trip that looked really awesome. I never got the time to check it out but I certainly would if I had the time.

 

The islands

Can’t really forget about the islands. If you stay in Surat Thani, or live here long time. You could always travel out to Koh Samui, Koh Pga Ngan and Koh Tao. If you take the speed boat all islands are maximum 3 hours away.

 

Cost of living (5/5)

This place is dirt cheap! The hotel I stayed on was a totally fresh 4 star hotel that looked awesome. The hotel name was Rhienchai Place and you can find it here on Agoda. It was 400 baht per night! That is cheap!

Food was also dirt cheap. I only ate local Thai food in this city and I pretty much payed 30-50 baht per dish everywhere. That was with water included. Tasty, healthy and cheap! Can it be more perfect than that? 🙂

If you saved up some money back home, you could probably stay in this city for a very long time without lifting a finger.

 

Safety (5/5)

I have nothing to point out for this location report. This city seems like a pretty calm and safe place to stay at. Nothing to watch out for in particular if you ask me.

The only way you could fuck up in this city is to become enemies with some local Thai dudes by hitting on their girlfriends in one of the bars, or by just being a complete dick.

Other then that, let yourself loose. 😀

The taxi drivers was kind of pushy tho, and they gave me some ridiculous prices at times. Something tells me that they don’t see tourists that much, and when one is finally coming by they see their shot to make some extra bucks. Can’t really blame them.

 

Conclusion

So what can I say about this city?

I think it would be really awesome one time, to go to this city until I found a really cute dark skinned girl fresh from the farm, get to know her and bring her out to the islands. Just have fun, fuck all day and go on road trips.

This city is really ideal for that purpose, it’s dirt cheap and even tho there are a lot of ugly girls here, there are so many people here that there is a lot of hot girls too!

Other that that, it’s much not else to do in this city I think.

You have some monger options, but you would run out of girls literally after one week.

 

Total Score

Available girls: 2/5
Party situation: 2/5
Stuff to do: 2/5
Cost of living: 5/5
Safety: 5/5

Goodbye Boring Life Score: 

       14 / 20