Bangkok Redlight Districts

You’ll find three redlight districts that are oriented for foreigners in Bangkok. All of them have a lot of the same stuff, but they also have some unique characteristics. So I will talk about all of them separately.

The action starts at 19.00 – 20.00 in all districts. Except in the beer-bars around Nana Plaza. Here the action starts from early morning.

Check map at the bottom for location of all districts.

BTW if you can’t wait until the evening then I highly recommend trying out  Smooci.

Smooci is a new escort booking platform which is taking Bangkok by storm. On Smooci you can search 100s of local agencies and freelancers who are ready and waiting to come to your room.

The girls all have custom rating scores so you can sort the good from the bad, the prices are as low as I’ve ever seen for escorts, and you can get a booking confirmed with just a few clicks. And to top it off, they even give you a GPS link so you can track the girl all the way to your hotel.

Prices in Bangkok redlight districts

Beer: From 130 baht to 200 baht.
Barfine: 600 baht to 1000 baht in most gogo bars.
Prices on girls: This depends on a million factors, but expect to pay minimum 1500 baht short-time for a lady in Bangkok, at any time of the year.

There are also an area north of Asok, Huai Khwang where you will find a bunch of soapy massages.

Soi Cowboy

Soi Cowboy Bangkok
Soi Cowboy right before the fun starts

Soi Cowboy is my favorite redlight district in Bangkok, as it has three very good gogo-bars that I’ve had a ton of fun in.

Soi Cowboy is a hundred meter long road at Asok on Sukhumvit Rd. The easiest way to get here is to take the metro to Sukhumvit station or the skytrain to Asok Station.

In fact. Some of the scenes from Hangover 2 was from this street. More exact Tilac.

Best gogo-bars in soi Cowboy: Baccara, Tilac and Crazy House.

 

Nana Plaza

Bangkok redlight districts
Nana Plaza

“The World’s Largest Adult Playground” –  says the sign on Nana Plaza’s entrance.

Not really true as this complex fades in comparison of any given street in Pattaya.

Still, it got around 30 gogo-bars over three floors formed as a square. In the middle you will find a beer-bar that is good for people watching.

You will find Nana Plaza 1km away from Soi Cowboy in Sukhumvit Soi 4 (soi = sidestreet).

Outside Nana Plaza, in Sukhumvit Soi 4 you’ll find a handful of quite big beer bars, some are only bars while others also serve food.

Angelwitch on second floor has free pingpong shows that is actually not a scam. Nana Plaza also has quite a few ladyboy gogo-bars. You will find them on all floors on the east-side of the complex.

Hooters at the opposite side of the Nana Plaza’s entrance is a good spot for people watching.

Best gogo-bars in Nana Plaza: Rainbow 4 and London Calling.

 

Patpong 

Patpong Night Marked

Patpong is the oldest redlight district in Thailand.

Honestly I haven’t been here at night. I’ve heard this place is no good, and I have no reason to doubt that as I’ve been here in daytime and there is an avalanche of Thai men trying to sell you ‘amazing’ pussy.

Be careful with the pingpong offers you get here. There is a popular scam here that they will bring you to a bar, and to get out you have to pay a lot of money. People will block the entrance and try to intimidate you.

Easiest way to get here is by taking the metro to Silom station or the skytrain to Sala Deang station.

 

Huai Khwang

La Belle Entertainment massage
La Belle Entertainment massage

Along Ratchadaphisek Rd in the Huai Khwang area you will find a lot of soapy massage parlors. There is a big cluster of them right outside the metro station with the same name, Huai Khwang station.

The most famous soapy massage, for a long time, was Nataree Entertainment Massage. This avenue had up to hundreds of girls at prime time around 19.00, and the girls were very beautiful too.

Nataree was closed down some months ago in a big police raid. It has not opened again since. I walked past this place recently after sunset, the place was as dark as a ghost house.

 

 

Guest friendly hotels

If you are bringing girls back to your hotel from Soi Cowboy or Nana Plaza, or any other place you might find them, make sure that you have selected a guest friendly hotel, or you might be turned down in the reception when you arrive with your girl. That sucks trust me.

Most hotels are guest friendly, but there are those who are not. I made a post about guest friendly hotels in the Sukhumvit area. All hotels are close to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy.

Check it out here.

Sukhumvit Rd starts here.

It’s also worth mentioning that there is a lot of action going on in the small side streets between Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza. You will find dirty massage parlors, freelancers, blow-job bars and much more!

 


How to meet Thai women for free

If you are looking for how to meet Thai women for free. With that I mean Thai girls that want to hang out with you without you paying for it. Online dating is your best bet, especially if you are coming over for a shorter vacation.

You can start to chat up girls before you arrive, that way you don’t have to waste precious time in paradise chasing girls. That is the beauty of Internet.

Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly are the biggest dating sites out there for Thailand, with around 1.000.000 members each.

In my opinion it does not matter who you sign up for. They are equal good.


Click the links under to sign up for free. 

Thai Friendly

Thai Friendly

Thai Cupid

What types of girls are on online dating site? 

I would say that 95% of the girls that are on Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly are regular girls that are just looking for a boyfriend or a giik (fuckfriend). Some are just looking for a friend too.

Once in a while you will get some kind of sex offer from a girl with money involved, but if you are not interested in that, just ignore it.

 

How easy is it to hook up with a girl? 

It’s so easy that if I told you, you would not believe me. My biggest culture shock when I came to Thailand the first time was just this; how easy it was to hook up with girls, make friends and hang out with people. People were genuinely interested getting to know you.

Online dating in Thailand is nothing like the online dating in the Western world.

In the Western world it can take days, maybe even weeks, before you even get a girl on a date. If you sign up for Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly now, you could have a date ready tomorrow. I am not exaggerating this.

 

Other posts I’ve made about dating ‘real’ girls in Thailand


How to meet Thai women for free

Tinder is also an alternative for online dating in Thailand, and it’s 100% free. The downside is that you can’t use this application before you arrive as it’s location dependent.

Do you really want to sit on your hotel room while the sun is shining chatting with girls on your mobile phone?

If you sign up for an online dating site you can spend that time at the beach with a beautiful feminine women instead, that you chatted up before you arrived Thailand. 🙂

Thai Friendly


Thailand Sex Guide for beginners

So you are planning a trip to Thailand for the first time, and you just found this post? You’re in need of female company? Well, I see nothing wrong with paying a hot Asian babe some pocket money in return of her company.

I’ll tell you everything you’ll need to know in this Thailand Sex Guide to have a lot of sex in Thailand.

That way you don’t have to waste any time on your sex holiday in Thailand. 🙂

Want to get laid with Thai girls for free? Check out this post.

My goal in this post is to make a rundown of all different places you can rent pussy in Thailand, and how the different places work and what you have to do to end up with a little stunner in your hotel bed.

This Thailand Sex Guide is updated for 2017.

Content
Soi Cowboy Bangkok
Soi Cowboy right before the fun starts

1: Online dating in Thailand
.  1.1 Smooci
2: Expressions
3: Establishments
.  3.1 Go-go bars
.  3.2 Beer Bars
.  3.3 Short-time Bars
.  3.4 Massage Parlors
.  3.5 Soapy Massage
.  3.6 Escort Service
.  3.7 Freelancers
4: Precautions
5: Don’t fall in love

I will assume that you have never been in Thailand, and don’t know anything about how the red lights of Thailand work. This is a beginner guide!

By the way, if you are looking for planning and cost tips for a sex holiday. You can check out this guide. Here I tell you how much money you’ll have to bring, and I even make a budget for you. Make sure to check that post out too!

As I have said earlier here, here and here. Thailand is still pussy paradise nr. 1, and if you want to have sex with a lot of women, or just find one little stunner that you can spend your vacation with, you should absolutely go to Thailand..! 😀

 

Online dating

Before I start this guide, I will just tell you one free way to get laid in Thailand. You can save a lot of money if you take this route above hookers.

Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly are two great dating sites to find free sex in Thailand. You can sign up now, and get in touch with hundreds of girls instantly.

Why does online dating work so well?

I’ve already written about that in this post. So I wont go into the details here.

Thai girls have heard legends of white men with big dicks and thick wallets sweeping girls up online. The next three months the girl have uploaded photos of herself on Facebook from ten different countries all over the world, as the guy took her for a trip.

Thai girls are not on online dating sites to meet Thai men. Thai men are notorious womanizers, and a hot girl will be hit on several times a day in her daily life by Thai men. So if you meet a girl online, you know she’s looking for foreigners.

 

Smooci.com

It isn’t exactly online dating, but it’s one of the quickest and easiest ways to get laid online in Thailand (currently it’s only available in Bangkok, but they are expanding soon).

www.smooci.com is an instant companion booking platform which lets you live search 100s of local Escorts and independent girls, with the ability to see customer rating scores and make instant bookings, and having a girl at your room in just a few simple clicks.

The prices are very competitive, and just about as low as you’ll find in Bangkok, and you can even track your girl all the way to your hotel room door with their live GPS tracking system, Uber style.

 

Thailand Sex Guide

Expressions used in this guide

Before we start this Thailand sex guide, let me explain the most common expressions used in the red lights of Thailand.

Barfine: A fee you have to pay the bar to take the girl out of the bar.
Short-time: Taking a girl short time. Usually one shot back at your hotel or in a short-time hotel.
Long-time: Taking a girl for the entire night, and the following day until she’ll go back to work.

Fishbowl: A room full of ladies with a glass in between you and the girls. Normally fund at the soapy massage parlors.
Butterfly: A person that have sex with, or mix between many different sex partners.
Mongering: Someone that are doing the activity of finding a hooker to have sex with.
Bar bell: A bell inside the gogo bars and beer bars. If you ring the bell you will buy a drink to the entire bar. Never ring in this bell for fun or if you don’t have the money.
Shot: How many times you can cum.

 

Where to buy sex in Thailand?

So… There are basically 7 different places that you can go to in Thailand to rent pussy. Those places are go-go bars, beer bars, short-time bars, massage parlors, soapy massage parlors, escort and freelancers.

If you don’t want to go with a hooker, but actually find a ‘real’ women that will have sex with you for free, I have you covered already. Check out this post about how you can get any Thai girl, or check out this post about where you can meet girls in Thailand.

 

Establishments

Go-go bars

Walking Street in Pattaya

Go-go bars are found many places in Thailand. But they are in the biggest concentration in cities like Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. Here you have districts full of go-go bars. If you wan’t to have a beer while you are watching girls in bikini dance in front of you, you should absolutely check out the go-go bars.

 

Pros

  • The girls are dancing in a bikini and sometimes naked. You get a really good look at their bodies. That way you know that it’s nothing ‘wrong’ with her when you get her back to the room.
  • The hottest hookers of Thailand are usually working in the go-go bars, so if you want a hot girl without looking all around the town, you should probably just hit up a go-go bar.

 

Cons

  • Go-go bars are usually the most expensive place to lease a pussy. Bar fine is usually twice as much as in the nearby beer bars. The girls also charge more than in the beer bars, especially if she’s a stunner!
  • The music is pretty loud in these places and it’s a high energy place. If you want to know your girl before you bang her, you should probably not go to the go-go bars. If you like the high energy, let yourself loose in a go-go bar. 😀

 

How it works: 

When you enter a go-go, an employee will usually escort you to an available seat. She will ask you if you want something to drink. In some go-go bars you will sit alone until you choose a lady, but in some places a lady will come to you and introduce her self. This is usually not creme de la creme of the girls available in the bar.

If you don’t like the girl who introduces herself, don’t waste your time with her just to end up buying lady drinks. These girls know how to play your feelings, and it’s hard to ditch one girl for another girl that you think much hotter.

Okay. So if you are still sitting alone, and you see a girl that you like, all the girls have numbers on either their hips or their shoulders. Just call a waiter and tell them that you want to speak with number X.

Number X will then come to you, sit next to you and introduce herself. She will also ask for a lady drink as you are using her time. This is something you have to buy, or you risk that she is leaving you or not be has happy as she can be.

If you like the girl, and you want to put your happy stick in her honey pot. You simply ask her what her price is. She will then tell her price for short time and long time and how much the bar wants in barfine.

If you want to do some special stuff. Like anal sex, role games or give her a face paint. This is a good time to ask her what she goes along with.

After you have given the money for the barfine to the bar, the girl will go inside the wardrobe and change to normal clothes. When she comes back she’s yours for the night.

Top 3: Go-go bars in Bangkok
Top 3: Go-go bars in Pattaya

 

Beer bars

Beer-bars in Thailand

Beer bars can be found everywhere in Thailand. Even in the smallest village out in Isaan you will find something. They are the symbol on Thailand’s sex industry. In Pattaya alone there are over 2000 beer bars, with an average of 5-10 girls ready to entertain you.

 

Pros

  • They are cheaper than the go-go bars and they still have a lot of sexy girl. You just have to look around slightly more before you find something that catch your eye.
  • Usually a more laid back vibe that I personally like more than the go-go bars.
  • Easier to speak with the girls and get a feel for how she is.
  • Will give you the GFE (girl friend experience) much more than in the go-go bars.

 

Cons

  • I don’t really have anything bad to say about the beer bars. I really love ’em. 😀

 

How it works: 

When you enter a beer bar there will be sitting a lot of girls both in the bar and behind the bar. Usually all of them can be barfined. To go with a girl you simply ask her what she wanted for the deal, and if you agree, she’s yours. 😀

Some girls will ask for a lady drink if you talk with them for a long time. But beer bar girls are usually much more laid back about this than the girls in the go-go bars.

Just to be polite I always give the bar girls a lady drink, or tip, if I talk with them longer then 10 minutes. A lot of these girls are smart and funny, and their job is to entertain you. So if you had a great time, but did not barfine her, give her a lump of money. 😀

 

Short-time bars

Short-time bars in Thailand

Short-time bars are very similar to the beer-bars, in that it is a bar with a lot of available girls hanging around. The only difference is that they have rooms in the upper floors of the bars where you can bring the girl.

Pros

  • Straight to business. No hassle with barfines or bringing the girl back to your hotel.
  • No risk that she steals your stuff or that she drugs you.
  • Much cheaper than the go-go bars and beer-bars.
  • The girls here are the least shy girls, and a lot of them are wild as fuck.

 

How it works: 

You enter a short-time bar, sit down and order a beer. Some short-time bars are outdoor bars with a open view to the street, while other bars are hidden from the street and with air-con.

When you have found the girl that you like, you simply ask her to go upstairs with you, and she will go with you. When you get upstairs she will take a shower, and sometimes you will take shower together while she warm you up with a blowjob in the shower.

The going rate in most short-time bars in Thailand is 1000 – 1300 baht. That is all-inclusive. Room, sex, barfine, shower and you’ll ever need. That is a pretty good deal if you ask me. Some of these girls are wild as fuck, and will give you a good time.

The most famous street in Thailand for short-time bars are soi 6 in Pattaya.

 

Massage parlors 

Massage in Thailand

Knowing what massage parlor that offer extras can be tricky at times. A good rule to follow is that the closer a massage parlor is to a red light district, the more likely it will be that they have extra stuff on the menu. Another good thing to look for, is how loud the girls yell for you!

 

Pros

  • Much cheaper than the go-go bars and beer bars. The average price all over Thailand is about 500 baht for a hand job and 1000 baht for a blowjob.
  • Relative discreet. You don’t have to walk around with a hooker, register her in your hotel front desk etc.
  • Some of these girls really know how to suck dick, and they take the money shot like champions.

 

How it works: 

If you walk past a massage parlor, and you see a skunk that you like, simply say to the girl that you want her to massage you. If you take oil massage you will be completely naked with just a towel over your broomstick (easy access for the girl).

In some of the most dirty massage parlors they wont even let you out before they have sucked out all the juice from your balls (if you want to know what I mean, go to Sukhumvit soi 23 behind Soi Cowboy in Bangkok) Those girls are fucking nuts!

Some girls will be very out front about giving you a happy ending, other girls will just tap on your dick with a funny look in their face, while others you have to ask.

 

Soapy massage parlors

Soapy Massage in Thailand

This establishments are found all around Thailand. Some of them are huge and even have a kitchen where you can have food served to your room while you bang away on your temporary sex toy.

 

Pros

  • Some of these parlors have unbelievable sexy girls. I once went to a soapy massage in Bangkok and I could not believe my eyes!
  • No bullshit! You go inside, pay, fuck, leave. No lady drinks or bar fines.

 

How it works:

When you enter a soapy massage you will usually see a fishbowl full of girls. Some parlors also have freelancers that just sits around in the lobby. You walk around, look at the girls, and when you have found one that catch your eyes, you call a waiter and ask to talk with her.

The girls inside the fishbowl will have number’s on them, while the freelancers will not, but they are in the lobby, so you can just go over and talk with them.

When the girl that you selected have introduced herself, it is really up to you want you want to do. You could go straight to the rooms upstairs, or you could sit down and talk for 5 minutes (this is a good time to ask her what she goes along with if you want to do some special stuff).

When it’s time to go up, the girl will bring you to the cashier, there you will pay for all the fun, and she will escort you to an available room.

What happens in the room? 

In the room there is a big bed and a big baht tub. The girl will fill up the bath tub. When the bath tub is full you will jump inside together. She will start to massage you with oils and soap. Some girls will even give you a body-to-body massage (that is fucking awesome!!).

When you feel that you can’t hold it anymore, and just need to empty your balls in her, you tell her, and you jump inside the bed to have som bed fun. 😀

 

Escort services

Escort services are found all around the world, so you probably already know how that works. The good part about escort services is that it can be completely discreet. You don’t even have to leave your hotel room because you can just call up an escort service and have a girl sent to your room.

Another good thing with the escort services is that you know what you get! If you go with a bar girl or a go-go girl you never really know what she goes along with. She might say that she gives blowjob, but when you cum in her face she freaks out and run to the toilet to wash her face. That will not happen with an escort lady, they are 100% professional and will take your load like champions.

 

Freelancers

Then you have the freelancers. The street girls that work on their own. They can be found a lot of places in Thailand, but mostly in Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. In Pattaya there is a shit load of them along beach road.

Pros

  • They are dirt cheap! You can get a shag for 500 baht if you know what you are doing
  • No barfines, lady drinks or other bullshit like that. Straight to business!

 

WARNING ABOUT FREELANCERS

Some freelancers work on the street because they like it that way. But not all. Some have been kicked out their bar because of bad behavior or because they got busted with HIV. Be careful with freelancers.

 

Are you ready….?? 😀

Bar-girl dancing in bar
Good times! 😀

Mongering in Thailand is a fun activity 99.9% of the time, and you will most likely never encounter any problems.

You will probably be very surprised when you discover the vibe in Thailands redlights is nothing like you have ever seen elsewhere in the world.

While redlights in most of the world are something ‘dirty’ and ‘shady’, something that is hidden away in a far out district in a bad neighborhood of a town.

In Thailand, it is completely open, and there is almost no dirty or shameful vibe over it. The hookers will be happy, have lots energy and give you the best time of your life.

If you want to read more about costs and what you need to plan for a sex vacation in Thailand. Check out this post.

 

Precautions when you are mongering in Thailand

The majority of the hookers you will come across will be very honest, kind, and go out-of-the-way to make you happy. They will treat you like you just became a couple that fell in love. They will be your girlfriend for the night and you will have the time of your life. But sometimes you can come across a rotten egg.

Here are some steps you can do to keep yourself safe: 

  1. Never go with a girl that you suspect are on drugs. They will probably be fun to be with while they’re high, but then the drugs fade out (in your hotel room), they can turn into a nightmare.
  2. Be very careful when you go with freelancers, especially if you bring them back to your hotel. If they steal from you, you have no bar to go back to for a complaint.
  3. If you suspect in any way that a girl can become trouble, just throw 500 baht on her and ditch her. You don’t want that trouble inside your hotel room.

 

How to keep your valuables safe at the hotel: 

Money, credit cards, passport and small cameras are easy to keep safe. Just put it inside your hotel safe when you come back to the hotel with your temporary girlfriend. But big stuff like laptops and DSLR cameras might not fit inside a hotel safe.

Here is what you do: Always make the girl shower first. When she is done with the shower, make sure her handbag and clothes stays inside the bathroom when it’s your turn to shower. If she wants to steal from you, she will have to run out of the hotel in a towel with your laptop and camera (wont happen).

Always keep to the deal

Never try to run away from the ‘bill’ and always make sure that you enough money to pay the girl. Some girls have ‘money collectors’ that will make sure that you pay, and it won’t be pleasant for you. Here is one of them.

You can haggle the price of a girl if you think that she’s overcharging you. But don’t be to upfront about it. What I usually do is to say that I will give her the price she wants, if she does an outstanding job. If she fails to do that, I will give her 500 baht less, or something like that.

That way you make sure that she tries her best, and if she fails, you saved 500 baht.

Sometimes you will hear girls say “up to you” when you ask for her price. Never go with a girl with that “up to you” deal. When you are done with her she can suddenly say that she wants 4000 baht. What do you do then?

What about trafficking?

As long as you stay in the red-lights that targets tourists you are extremely unlikely to encounter a girl that has been trafficked or forced in other ways.

Trafficking do happen in Thailand, but that is mostly going on in the local brothels that are catering to Thai men. This local industry is actually much bigger than its tourist counterpart. It’s just much more hidden.

Some girls might not like this job, and will put on a mask. But honestly, how many people on this planet like their job? When you pick up a toast at 7/11 in Thailand, do you think the employees that serves you love standing there 10 hours a day 6 days a week, listening to this sound?

It’s not too hard to imagine that some girls would prefer to go 2 hours with a customer, and make the equivalent to 3-4 days of work at 7/11.

As long as you play along the rules, respect the girl, keep to the deal and pay her the money as promised. I don’t see any problems with paying for sex.

 

Don’t fall in love

Don’t be that moron who falls in love with a bar girl. I know it’s hard when you just came from the sex prison of the US or the EU, and suddenly are in the situation were you have a hot little stunner in your lap that will suck your dick with passion and fold your clothes with a smile just after you gave her the money shot.

These girls know exactly what kind of buttons to push to make you feel special. And if you never had any luck with hot women back home, it can be an overwhelming feeling.

Here is the truth: Most girls that works in this business falls in love with the neon lights, the high energy and the money. Maybe they will go back to their village if you send them money when you get home, but they will become bored to death after 2 weeks, and they will probably go right back to the bar and start working again.

Then she makes money from customers, and from the money you send her every month.

These girls play a lot of guys, and juggle between them whenever they come back to Thailand. When one ‘boyfriend’ flies home, another one flies in. You are supposed to be the player, not them. Don’t let them play you. Just trust me on this guys, I’ve seen everything down here.

Have fun for the night and when the morning comes, wake up from the dream. It’s not real and 99.9% of these girls just look at you as a walking ATM machine. They don’t give a shit about you.

If you are looking for a ‘real’ girl that actually cares about you, and don’t look at you as a walking ATM machine. You are much better off signing up for Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly. There are a lot of girls on these sites that don’t want your money, that are looking for real relationships.

A lot of girls moves away from their family in their 20’s to find work in the bigger cities. Many of them are lonely, and sign up for an dating site to look for friends and love.


That’s it for this time. I will update this post regularly as I learn new stuff down here in Thailand. If I do some major changes to the post I will re-post it so everyone can benefit from it.

If you liked this Thailand Sex Guide, or if there is something you want me to add, or have a question. Don’t hesitate to write in the comment section below. I’ll answer everyone. 🙂

Sex holiday in Thailand: Planning and costs

What’s going on guys? 😀

This will be a guide for anyone planning to go to Thailand for the first time. It will cover what you need to plan and how much money you’ll need to bring to do all the stuff you want to do. I’ll try to throw in some tips and advice’s at the end too. 😀

Lets assume that you stay in Thailand for 3 weeks. You are going in high season in December and January. You want to have some fun with a girl every day, maybe even twice! Maybe a blow job after lunch time and at night you want to bring a girl back to your hotel to get the full experience all night.

First things first. Where in Thailand should you go? 

Enjoy your stay!
Soi 6, Pattaya.

If your main reason to go to Thailand is to have sex with a lot of hot Asian girls in exchange of money. There are only two places you should be interested in. That is Pattaya and Phuket.

Bangkok can also be an alternative but Bangkok is missing the beaches, and can be very crowded at times. Bangkok is not a good vacation spot and it can be hard to relax. If this is your first trip to Thailand I would avoid Bangkok.

However, if you are spending some time in Bangkok and want to have some fun with the local girls I strongly suggest checking out www.smooci.com.

Smooci is an escort booking platform which is being dubbed the uber of getting laid.

It allows you to live search 100s of local escorts and independent girls, seeing their customer ratings and getting exclusive prices.

Not only can you make an instant booking and have a girl in your bed with just a few quick clicks, but they also have GPS tracking so you can track you date to your hotel door.

 

In Pattaya and Phuket however you have so many girls to choose from that you will never run out of options.

You have the beaches and islands where you can bring some of the girls to explore, get to know each other and just have fun. In Bangkok that is not really an option, unless you want to hang out inside boring shopping malls that look exactly like the ones you have home.

 

Costs

There are five things that you will be spending a lot of money on. That is accommodation, food, transport, alcohol / lady drinks and entertainment (girls).

 

Accommodation

A decent 3 or 4 star hotel in Pattaya and Phuket will cost you between 1000 to 2000 baht. This should also include breakfast at most places. In my opinion breakfast is unnecessary. You will be staying up late most of the nights, and sleep past the hotel breakfast. I do that at least. 😀

Lets put accommodation in the middle and say that you will be spending 1500 baht per day on accommodation. That should be plenty.

Food

Food in Thailand can be as cheap and expensive as you want it to be. If you eat the local Thai food at the basic Thai restaurants around town you will be spending 40-100 baht per meal. This will usually be rice with pork / chicken combined with vegetables and eggs.

If you want to eat quality Western food you will have to spend from 200 to 500 baht for a dish. If you want quality steaks that will set you back around 1000 baht.

Lets say that you will eat a mix of everything. Some days you will eat cheap local food while other days you will enjoy a quality steak or a tasty burger.

1200 baht per day on average should be more than enough for food. That should also include water and different snacks from 7/11.

Transport

This one is tricky, because it really depends on what you want to do while you are in Thailand. It also depends heavily on where you are. Bangkok and Pattaya is fairly cheap to get around in. While Phuket in my opinion is slightly more expensive. Why?

In Bangkok you have the skytrain and the metro that will take you everywhere for very little money.

In Pattaya you have the baht bus that will take you everywhere along Beach Rd and Pattayasaisong Rd for only 10 baht.

Phuket however have nothing like the skytrain or the baht bus. If you want to move from town to town you’ll have to take a taxi. Taxis in Phuket are extremely expensive for some reason. No matter how short you’ll go they will never drive you for less than 400 baht.

For this guide, lets just say that you will stay in Pattaya your entire trip.

Every night you’ll have to get from you hotel to Walking Street, Soi 6 or anywhere else along beach road. You’ll have to take this trip two times each night, but you will probably do it more. Lets say that you will use 60 baht each day on the baht bus.

If you want to explore the islands outside Pattaya (Koh Lan and Koh Phai). You will need to buy a ticket for the boat trip. Right now that ticket is 100 baht one-way.

You will also need money to get from Suvarnabhumi airport to Pattaya and back to Bangkok when you are going home. That trip will cost you 100 – 150 baht if you follow this guide.

If we round this up you should not need to spend more than 200 baht per day on average.

Entertainment

Okay, so this is what you have been waiting for, right? The fun stuff! 😀

As I said in the beginning, you want to have some fun with a girl two times a day! Some action at lunch time and then some action again later at night.

Again, this will be kind of tricky to make any definitive estimations on. Prices on sex vary so much in Thailand, and it depends on a million variables.

But lets keep this simple. You want a blowjob at lunch times and at night you want the full experience with a hot banger back at your hotel.

Blowjob early on the day in Pattaya is mostly done at the massage shops, the blow job bars and in soi 6. The price is pretty much the same all over the town.

If you want the blowjob at a massage studio, you will have to pay 300 baht for the oil massage, then 1000 baht for the blow job. You’ll give that money directly to the girl after she is done with her magic.

Later at night, after you are done enjoying your tasty steak at Beefeater in Pattaya. You are ready to start hunting your entertainer for the night.

Again, prices depends on where you find your girl. The Go-go bars are most expensive, the beer bars are in the middle, and the freelancers at Beach Rd is cheapest (you should not go with freelancers).

Go-go bars

Barfine: 400 – 1000 baht (probably 1000 baht in high season most places)
Short time: 1500 – 2500 baht
Long time: 2000 baht – 4000 baht

Beer bars

Barfine: 300-500 baht
Short time: 1000 – 2000 baht
Long time: 1500 – 3000 baht

Freelancers

Barfine: No barfine
Short time: 500 – 1500 baht
Long time: 1000 – 2000 baht.

 

As you can see, the prices are very different depending on where you find your girl.

Again, to keep it simple. Lets say that you try a Go-go girls 2-3 times during your stay, and after that stick to girls at the beer bars. Some days you take the girl short time, other days you take her long time.

If you follow that routine, you will be spending 1300 each day on blow jobs and around 3000 baht on nightly fun. That is 4300 baht total.

Alcohol

If you are going to have a lot of sex, and have a new girl every day. It will be wise to take it easy on the alcohol. Alcohol can interfere with your ability to perform. Nothing sucks more than to not be able to get a boner when you have already spent 600 baht on barfine and promised the girl 2000 baht to go with you.

So lets make a modest budget for the alcohol..

Lets say that you drink three beers each day on average. Some days you don’t drink, while other days you drink 4-6 beers. Beer prices depends on what kind of establishment you are in. Beer bars are cheapest, while Go-go bars are slightly more expensive.

To make it simple, lets just say that you drink three beers each day on average and that the beer costs 150 baht.

That is 450 baht per day on alcohol.

Lady drinks

You wont get away from lady drinks if you are hanging out in the beer bars and Go-go bars. Especially in the Go-go bars.

When you found the girl that you like, and you start talking with her. She will ask you for a lady drink at some point. If you don’t buy that for her you risk that she will not give you as good time as you want, or at worst, that she rejects you and finds another costumer that will buy her a ladydrink.

To make things simple, just lets say that you will buy two lady drinks every day on average that costs 160 baht each. That is 320 baht per day on lady drinks.

Let’s summarize 

Per day

Accommodation: 1500
Food: 1200
Transport: 200
Entertainment: 4300
Alcohol and lady drinks: 770

TOTAL PER DAY: 7970 baht

TOTAL 3 WEEKS (21 days):

      167.370 Baht (roughly 4800$)

 

You might look at this budget and think: “What the hell?? 167.370 baht for three weeks…?”.

Yes, this budget is a little bit over the top. But remember that with this budget you can get a blowjob and a girl long-time every day for three weeks straight. That is 42 girls total if you take a new girl every day.

It is highly unlikely that you will do that unless you are a complete sex maniac. If you are that, this is the budget that will give you total freedom to go completely nuts.

If you drop that morning blow job, and go with a one girl every night. Short time two days, then one day long time, and have one day a week where you do nothing. Which I think is a more realistic scenario for most people, your monger budget suddenly drops to around 2000 baht per day, and total will be 119.070 baht.

You will probably not take a girl on the day you arrive, and not on the day you go home either. So there is your two days off duty right there! 🙂

If you drop the hookers completely, and sign up for Thai cupid instead. Where you can meet girls from all over Thailand 24/7, have sex for free or meet freelancers for the fraction of the price of the Go-go bars and beer bar girls. Your monger budget will drop to zero and your total budget will be 77.070 baht for 21 days.

Another good thing with Thai Cupid is that you can sign up before you go to Thailand. That way you can do preparations, chat up a lot of girls and create your own little harem of girls that will be ready to entertain you when you arrive. That is the beauty of internet! 😀

 

Other expenses

Flight tickets

You will of course need to buy a flight ticket to Thailand and back home again. It will be kind of meaningless for me to put that into the budget as it is impossible for me to guess what you will have to pay for that.

Visa and insurance

You will also need to pay for travel insurance, and for some countries, tourist visa for Thailand. If you are from the US or EU, you don’t have to think about the visa as you get free visa on arrival that last for 30 days.

Souvenirs

If you want to buy souvenirs or gifts for people back home you’ll have to put that into the budget too. It’s easy to spend money in Thailand as there are shops literally everywhere.

 

What should you bring to Thailand? 

I won’t make a packing list for you. But there are a few things that you should bring from your own country that is not necessarily obvious at first thought.

Condoms

Yes, they sell condoms in Thailand too, but you can’t always trust them. You are in a new country and you don’t know what kind of condoms that are good or bad. It really sucks to have sex with a hooker, then the condom cracks…

Buy condoms from your home country that you know are of good quality. Then you don’t need to worry about condoms bursting when you are having fun in Thailand.

Imodium

Again, they sell Imodium in Thailand, but I guarantee you that when you arrive, you will forget to buy it because you will be distracted with all the new stuff you are experiencing. Then one day you’ll eat something bad and when you go to the pharmacy to buy Imodium, they are sold out.

Then you have to spend your entire night on the toilet. Not fun!

By the way. Food in Thailand is generally very good, and food poisoning is rare.

When that is said, you are in a new country. It has a different climate, you will change your eating habits and the food have different bacteria’s. Expect some stomach trouble in form of diarrhea, constipation or stomach pain.

Google Translate

Download language packages for English and Thai. That way you can use Google Translate in offline mode. A lot of people suck in English, with Google Translate you can still communicate somehow.

Aside from that, just bring your debit card and passport. And you’ll be fine.

Good luck! 😀

 

More information

Here are some more posts you should read before you arrive Thailand.

Thailand sex guide for beginners
How to make a online profile that will make you drown in pussy
How to get any Thai girl for free
Different types of Thai girls
How to fuck up your Thailand vacation
Protect your hearing in Thailand

Location Report – Bangkok
Location Report – Pattaya
Location Report – Phuket