Having a Thai girlfriend is a little bit like taking heroin. Once you have tried it, it’s almost impossible to stop. There are many reasons why Thai girls are so addictive and pleasant to be around, but that is a topic for another time.
If you want to meet Thai women for free. With that I mean Thai girls who want to hang out with you without you paying for it online dating is your best bet, especially if you are coming over for a shorter vacation.
You can sign up today and within a few hours you can be chatting with several beautiful Thai ladies and even have video calls if you add them on Line or Facebook Messenger.
Another wonderful thing with Internet is that you can start to chat up girls before you come to Thailand. That way you don’t need to waste your time in paradise chasing girls indoors in malls when you could be on the beach with a beautiful girl you found online.
Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly are the biggest dating sites out there for Thailand, with around 1.000.000 members each.
In my opinion it doesn’t matter who you sign up for. They are equal good. However, I did a comparison here if you are interested.
Click the links under to sign up for free.
How easy is it to hook up with a girl?
It’s so easy that if I told you, you would not believe me. My biggest culture shock when I came to Thailand the first time was just this; how easy it was to hook up with girls, make friends and hang out with people. People were genuinely interested getting to know you. Finding a Thai girlfriend is fun and easy!
Online dating in Thailand is nothing like the online dating in the Western world.
In the Western world it can take days, maybe even weeks, before you even get a girl on a date. If you sign up for Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly now, you could have a date ready tomorrow. I am not exaggerating this.
What types of girls are at online dating site?
I would say that 95% of the girls that are on Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly are regular girls that are just looking for a boyfriend or a giik (fuckfriend). Some are just looking for a friend too.
Once in a while you will get some kind of sex offer from a girl with money involved, but if you are not interested in that, just ignore it.
Other posts I’ve made about dating ‘real’ girls in Thailand
How to meet your Thai girlfriend
Are you ready to meet your dream girl? Thai girls are easy-going, feminine, love to have fun and travel around. There is a reason why almost all men who come to Thailand, will continue to travel Thailand for many years to come.
Sign up today, start to flirt with Thai girls, find your dream girlfriend and tell me about it in the comment field under!
Bangkok has an amazing and diverse nightlife. No matter what you are searching for, you will find it in Bangkok. You will find anything from fully stocked nightclubs to laid back beer bars to amazing sky bars with breathtaking views of the Bangkok skyline.
Here are the top Bangkok Nightlife Areas.
I’m probably not lying if I tell you that Bangkok has the greatest nightlife in the world for the common man.
You can even book an escort to your hotel room Uber style, using Smooci. 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, you can go to the Smooci site and within a few quick clicks you can have a Bangkok hottie in a taxi on the way to meet you, with the ability to GPS track her all the way to your hotel.
Bangkok Nightlife Areas
Bangkok have four big nightlife areas located at different places in the city. For this guide I will tell you about three more that not many tourists know about which I think is good + some other bars outside the main avenues that are very good in my opinion.
Check out the bottom of this post for map of all nightlife areas talked about in this post.
Sukhumvit Rd is probably the most known nightlife area of Bangkok. You’ll find everything here. Beer bars, nightclubs, two of BKK’s most well known red light districts and a countless number of restaurants and massage shops. Most of the nightlife at Sukhumvit, especially from Nana to Phrom Phong, is catering to foreign men from 20-60 years old.
Nana – Nana is located at the beginning of Sukhumvit road. Most of the action is going on in Soi 4, Soi 7/1 and Soi 11. In soi 4 you’ll find one of the most famous red-light districts of Bangkok, Nana Plaza. Nana Plaza is filled with 20-30 gogo-bars and a handful of beer bars.
At soi 7/1 you will find a handful of beer bars. This street also houses Dr. Bj, a massage shop that will give you blowjob. Another unique bar in this street is The Devil’s Den. This bar you have to take atleast two girls to their private room.
At soi 8 you’ll find a handful of laidback beer-bars and some massage shops.
Best way to get to Nana is to take the BTS skytrain to Nana station.
Asoke – Just one BTS station down the road you’ll find another avenue of nightlife, Asoke. Here you will find one of Bangkoks most famous red-light districts, Soi Cowboy. Just as Nana Plaza, it houses around 20-30 gogo-bars + some beer bars and restaurants on the corners of the street. 200-300 meters up soi 23 you will find a cluster of girly beer bars and some very aggressive massage shops.
At soi 12 you’ll find a big nightclub named Insanity. This tends to fill up around 22.00 Fridays and Saturdays. 50 meter further in you will find The Den. A ‘luxurious’ karaoke bar with some pretty hot ladies outside.
Phrom Phong – Just one BTS station down the road from Asoke. You have Phrom Phong. Not much happening here, but there is some action on soi 33. A handful of beer bars and karaoke bars with some girls.
Take the BTS to either Nana, Asok or Phrom Phong station.
Different nightlife areas attracts different types of people. While Sukhumvit Rd attracts mostly men because of the red-light districts, Khaosan Rd attracts a younger generation of tourists that just want to party hard and have fun. Khaosan Rd is packed with tourists from all over the world 365 days of the year. Khaosan Rd is especially popular for backpackers, both men and female.
If you want to hit up with a white chick in Bangkok this street is probably your best shot.
Khaosan Rd is party-hard from sunset to sunrise. At Fridays and Saturdays some Thai people will come here too.
The street is packed with beer bars, many of them with live music playing popular music from the Western world. After midnight the street is usually packed with drunk tourists dancing in the street.
How to get there:
If you are not living near Khaosan Rd the only way to get here is by taxi or tuktuk. There is no skytrain or metro line that goes to this area of Bangkok yet.
RCA, or Royal City avenue is a nightlife area that is mostly catering to Thai people. You will find a handful of high-end nightclubs and a lot of bars here.
The three most popular clubs in RCA are Route 66, Flix and Slim. Other than that there are a lot of other smaller and larger bars all around this area.
Even tho this area is catering to Thai people, foreigners are also welcome. What is good about this place is that the people are authentic. If you get along with a girl in this area, it’s most likely not because she want your money, but that she likes you.
How to get there:
Take the MRT to Phra Ram 9. Then walk of exit number 2. Take a taxi or a motorbike taxi from there to RCA.
Silom Road is another big nightlife area of Bangkok. It’s housing Bangkok’s third most famous redlight area, Patpong. Another famous street, but that is only for Japanese people, is Soi Thaniya.
Silom Rd is also housing the biggest gay scene in Bangkok in Silom Rd Soi 2 and Soi 4.
Patpong are two parallell streets between Silom Rd and Thanon Surawong Rd.
Patpong 1 and Patpong 2.
Patpong 1 is a slightly bigger street and have a night market in the middle of the road from 18.00 to around midnight every day. Patpong 1 and 2 is filled with beer bars, gogo-bars and there are also countless massage shops around in the area.
Thaniya is a parallelle street of Patpong, and you’ll find it just below the skytrain station Sala Daeng.
Silom Rd Soi 2 and Soi 4
Soi 2 and 4 are housing Bangkoks biggest gay areas. Here you’ll find a lot of gogo bars with gay Thai boys, beer bars and massage parlors with guys massaging instead of girls.
How to get there:
If you are not living on Silom, and you want to check it out. The fastest way to get there is to take the skytrain to Sala Daeng BTS station.
Asiatique The Riverfront is located alongside Chao Phraya River (the biggest river through Bangkok).
Asiatique is a big gathering of restaurants, bars and gem shops. It’s open from 17.00 until midnight. There are some small roof bars also with nice view and live music.
This avenue seems to be catering mostly to Thai, but I have seen some tourists here too. For some reason Thai people seems to really enjoy this place, so if you have a date with a Thai girl this place is probably a good place to bring her.
The avenue also have a pretty big Ferris wheel and some other minor amusement park like facilities. The Ferris wheel costs 300 baht and will give you five rounds.
Taking a picture at the big Asiatique sign seems to be an popular activity here.
How to get there:
The easiest way to get here is to take the BTS skytrain to Saphan Taksin station. From there on there is a free shuttle boat that will take you to Asiatique. The boat goes every 10 minutes.
Rod Fai Night Market 2
This area I’ve just found out about, and I actually love it. It’s similar to RCA, but instead of nightclubs and expensive drinks it’s just a street filed with small cozy bars that sell mostly beer. All bars have small rooftops where you can look down to the main street while enjoying your food and drink.
A lot of bikers seems to come here, and the street is filled up with parked motorcycles in al shapes and forms.
A lot of hot Thai girls here, and they are authentic just like in RCA. Some bars also have live music.
I estimate that there is around 20-30 bars in this street packed together here. Just next to the bar street, there is a market (therefor the name) that is open Saturday and Sunday. This is actually a pretty cool market that sell a lot of fun stuff. Absolutely worth a look.
How to get there:
To get here you have to take the MRT to Thailand Cultural Center, then you walk of exit number 3. When you get out you walk take left, then the bar street is behind the first big shopping mall with the name Esplanade Shopping Mall.
CLOSED AT MONDAYS!
Jatujak Green (JJ Green)
Similar area as the Rod Fai Night Market 2, but smaller in size.
When you arrive at JJ Green there will be a small market in front that sells clothes, food and other cheap products.
On the back side you have a half circle that are filled with around 10 bars. You can sit inside with AC, or outside on the roof tops enjoying the view while enjoying your food and drinks.
There’s a ton of university girls here as the area is close to several universities. A couple of times I’ve been here alone I watch farangs from a rooftop bar hitting on hot uni girls around in the area.
You should absolutely check out this place. 😀
How to get there:
Take the MRT to Chatuchak station. Follow signs to Chatuchak park. When you get on the outside there will be a bunch of motorbike taxis. Ask them to take you to the market. Should cost around 50 baht.
CLOSED AT MONDAYS AND TUESDAY.
Other bars worth mentioning
Other then the main nightlife areas of Bangkok, there are also a lot of interesting bars and avenues outside them. Here are a few of them.
Loft to Bar
This one is pretty far out in “nowhere” in Bangkok, but I had a great time here! What is so great about this place?
The band that plays here are really awesome. They play a mix of popular music from Thailand and the west.
Not only that. You only pay 200 baht, and you can drink as much Singha as you can handle! Really good if you are on a budget and you like to drink beer!
So you are planning a trip to Thailand for the first time and you just found this post? I’ll tell you everything you’ll need to know in this Thailand Sex Guide to have a lot of sex in Thailand.
That way you don’t have to waste any time on your sex holiday in Thailand. 🙂
My goal in this post is to make a rundown of all different places you can find female company in Thailand. How the different places work. And of course, what you have to do to end up with a little stunner in your bed.
This guide will mostly focus on the P4P scene, so if you’re not interested in that I’ve written a lot about regular dating here.
Here I tell you how much money you’ll have to bring, and I even make a budget for you. Make sure to check that post out too!
As I have said earlier here and here. Thailand is still pussy paradise nr. 1, and if you want to have sex with a lot of women, or just find one little stunner that you can spend your vacation with, you should absolutely go to Thailand..! 😀
Before I start this Thailand Sex Guide, I will just tell you one free way to get laid in Thailand. You can save a lot of money if you take this route above hookers.
Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly are two great dating sites to find free sex in Thailand. You can sign up now, and get in touch with hundreds of girls instantly.
Why does online dating work so well?
I’ve already written about that in this post. So I wont go into the details here.
Thai girls have heard legends of white men with big dicks and thick wallets sweeping girls up online. The next three months the girl have uploaded photos of herself on Facebook from ten different countries all over the world, as the guy took her for a trip.
Thai girls are not on online dating sites to meet Thai men. Thai men are notorious womanizers, and a hot girl will be hit on several times a day in her daily life by Thai men. So if you meet a girl online, you know she’s looking for foreigners.
It isn’t exactly online dating, but it’s one of the quickest and easiest ways to get laid online in Thailand (currently it’s only available in Bangkok, but they are expanding soon).
www.smooci.com is an instant companion booking platform which lets you live search 100s of local Escorts and independent girls, with the ability to see customer rating scores and make instant bookings, and having a girl at your room in just a few simple clicks.
The prices are very competitive, and just about as low as you’ll find in Bangkok, and you can even track your girl all the way to your hotel room door with their live GPS tracking system, Uber style.
Expressions used in this guide
Before we start this Thailand sex guide, let me explain the most common expressions used in the red lights of Thailand.
Barfine: A fee you have to pay the bar to take the girl out of the bar. Short-time: Taking a girl short time. Usually one shot back at your hotel or in a short-time hotel. Long-time: Taking a girl for the entire night, and the following day until she’ll go back to work.
Fishbowl: A room full of ladies with a glass in between you and the girls. Normally fund at the soapy massage parlors. Butterfly: A person that have sex with, or mix between many different sex partners. Mongering: Someone that are doing the activity of finding a hooker to have sex with. Bar bell: A bell inside the gogo bars and beer bars. If you ring the bell you will buy a drink to the entire bar. Never ring in this bell for fun or if you don’t have the money. Shot: How many times you can cum.
Where to buy sex in Thailand?
So… There are basically 7 different places that you can go to in Thailand to rent pussy. Those places are go-go bars, beer bars, short-time bars, massage parlors, soapy massage parlors, escort and freelancers.
Go-go bars are found many places in Thailand. But they are in the biggest concentration in cities like Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. Here you have districts full of go-go bars. If you want to have a beer while you are watching girls in bikini dance in front of you, you should absolutely check out the go-go bars.
The girls are dancing in a bikini and sometimes naked. You get a really good look at their bodies. That way you know that it’s nothing ‘wrong’ with her when you get her back to the room.
The hottest hookers of Thailand are usually working in the go-go bars, so if you want a hot girl without looking all around the town, you should probably just hit up a go-go bar.
Go-go bars are usually the most expensive place to lease a pussy. Bar fine is usually twice as much as in the nearby beer bars. The girls also charge more than in the beer bars, especially if she’s a stunner!
The music is pretty loud in these places and it’s a high energy place. If you want to know your girl before you bang her, you should probably not go to the go-go bars. If you like the high energy, let yourself loose in a go-go bar. 😀
How it works:
When you enter a go-go, an employee will usually escort you to an available seat. She will ask you if you want something to drink. In some go-go bars you will sit alone until you choose a lady, but in some places a lady will come to you and introduce her self. This is usually not creme de la creme of the girls available in the bar.
If you don’t like the girl who introduces herself, don’t waste your time with her just to end up buying lady drinks. These girls know how to play your feelings, and it’s hard to ditch one girl for another girl that you think much hotter.
Okay. So if you are still sitting alone, and you see a girl that you like, all the girls have numbers on either their hips or their shoulders. Just call a waiter and tell them that you want to speak with number X.
Number X will then come to you, sit next to you and introduce herself. She will also ask for a lady drink as you are using her time. This is something you have to buy, or you risk that she is leaving you or not be has happy as she can be.
If you like the girl, and you want to put your happy stick in her honey pot. You simply ask her what her price is. She will then tell her price for short time and long time and how much the bar wants in barfine.
If you want to do some special stuff. Like anal sex, role games or give her a face paint. This is a good time to ask her what she goes along with.
After you have given the money for the barfine to the bar, the girl will go inside the wardrobe and change to normal clothes. When she comes back she’s yours for the night.
Beer bars can be found everywhere in Thailand. Even in the smallest village out in Isaan you will find something. They are the symbol on Thailand’s sex industry. In Pattaya alone there are over 2000 beer bars, with an average of 5-10 girls ready to entertain you.
They are cheaper than the go-go bars and they still have a lot of sexy girl. You just have to look around slightly more before you find something that catch your eye.
Usually a more laid back vibe that I personally like more than the go-go bars.
Easier to speak with the girls and get a feel for how she is.
Will give you the GFE (girl friend experience) much more than in the go-go bars.
I don’t really have anything bad to say about the beer bars. I really love ’em. 😀
How it works:
When you enter a beer bar there will be sitting a lot of girls both in the bar and behind the bar. Usually all of them can be barfined. To go with a girl you simply ask her what she wanted for the deal, and if you agree, she’s yours. 😀
Some girls will ask for a lady drink if you talk with them for a long time. But beer bar girls are usually much more laid back about this than the girls in the go-go bars.
Just to be polite I always give the bar girls a lady drink, or tip, if I talk with them longer then 10 minutes. A lot of these girls are smart and funny, and their job is to entertain you. So if you had a great time, but did not barfine her, give her a lump of money. 😀
Short-time bars are very similar to the beer-bars, in that it is a bar with a lot of available girls hanging around. The only difference is that they have rooms in the upper floors of the bars where you can bring the girl.
Straight to business. No hassle with barfines or bringing the girl back to your hotel.
No risk that she steals your stuff or that she drugs you.
Much cheaper than the go-go bars and beer-bars.
The girls here are the least shy girls, and a lot of them are wild as fuck.
How it works:
You enter a short-time bar, sit down and order a beer. Some short-time bars are outdoor bars with a open view to the street, while other bars are hidden from the street and with air-con.
When you have found the girl that you like, you simply ask her to go upstairs with you, and she will go with you. When you get upstairs she will take a shower, and sometimes you will take shower together while she warm you up with a blowjob in the shower.
The going rate in most short-time bars in Thailand is 1000 – 1300 baht. That is all-inclusive. Room, sex, barfine, shower and you’ll ever need. That is a pretty good deal if you ask me. Some of these girls are wild as fuck, and will give you a good time.
The most famous street in Thailand for short-time bars are soi 6 in Pattaya.
Knowing what massage parlor that offer extras can be tricky at times. A good rule to follow is that the closer a massage parlor is to a red light district, the more likely it will be that they have extra stuff on the menu. Another good thing to look for, is how loud the girls yell for you!
Much cheaper than the go-go bars and beer bars. The average price all over Thailand is about 500 baht for a hand job and 1000 baht for a blowjob.
Relative discreet. You don’t have to walk around with a hooker, register her in your hotel front desk etc.
Some of these girls really know how to suck dick, and they take the money shot like champions.
How it works:
If you walk past a massage parlor, and you see a skunk that you like, simply say to the girl that you want her to massage you. If you take oil massage you will be completely naked with just a towel over your broomstick (easy access for the girl).
In some of the most dirty massage parlors they wont even let you out before they have sucked out all the juice from your balls (if you want to know what I mean, go to Sukhumvit soi 23 behind Soi Cowboy in Bangkok) Those girls are fucking nuts!
Some girls will be very out front about giving you a happy ending, other girls will just tap on your dick with a funny look in their face, while others you have to ask.
These establishments are found all around Thailand. Some of them are huge and even have a kitchen where you can have food served to your room while you bang away on your temporary sex toy.
These places are mostly visited by Thai men, but foreigners are welcome also.
Some of these parlors have unbelievable sexy girls. I once went to a soapy massage in Bangkok and I could not believe my eyes!
No bullshit! You go inside, pay, fuck, leave. No lady drinks or bar fines. Tipping is up to you!
How it works:
When you enter a soapy massage you will usually see a fishbowl full of girls. Some parlors also have freelancers that just sits around in the lobby. You walk around, look at the girls, and when you have found one that catch your eyes, you call a waiter and ask to talk with her.
The girls inside the fishbowl will have number’s on them, while the freelancers will not, but they are in the lobby, so you can just go over and talk with them.
When the girl that you selected have introduced herself, it is really up to you want you want to do. You could go straight to the rooms upstairs, or you could sit down and talk for 5 minutes (this is a good time to ask her what she goes along with if you want to do some special stuff).
When it’s time to go up, the girl will bring you to the cashier, there you will pay for all the fun, and she will escort you to an available room.
What happens in the room?
In the room there is a big bed and a big baht tub. The girl will fill up the bath tub. When the bath tub is full you will jump inside together. She will start to massage you with oils and soap. Some girls will even give you a body-to-body massage (that is fucking awesome!!).
When you feel that you can’t hold it anymore, and just need to empty your balls in her, you tell her, and you jump inside the bed to have som bed fun. 😀
Escort services are found all around the world, so you probably already know how that works. The good part about escort services is that it can be completely discreet. You don’t even have to leave your hotel room because you can just call up an escort service and have a girl sent to your room.
Another good thing with the escort services is that you know what you get! If you go with a bar girl or a go-go girl you never really know what she goes along with. She might say that she gives blowjob, but when you cum in her face she freaks out and run to the toilet to wash her face. That will not happen with an escort lady, they are 100% professional and will take your load like champions.
Then you have the freelancers. The street girls that work on their own. They can be found a lot of places in Thailand, but mostly in Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. In Pattaya there is a shit load of them along beach road.
They are dirt cheap! You can get a shag for 500 baht if you know what you are doing
No barfines, lady drinks or other bullshit like that. Straight to business!
WARNING ABOUT FREELANCERS
Some freelancers work on the street because they like it that way. But not all. Some have been kicked out their bar because of bad behavior or because they got busted with HIV. Be careful with freelancers.
Mongering in Thailand is a fun activity 99.9% of the time, and you will most likely never encounter any problems.
You will probably be very surprised when you discover the vibe in Thailand’s red lights is nothing like you have ever seen elsewhere in the world.
While red lights in most of the world are something ‘dirty’ and ‘shady’, something that is hidden away in a far out district in a bad neighborhood of a town.
In Thailand, it is completely open, and there is almost no dirty or shameful vibe over it. The hookers will be happy, have lots energy and give you the best time of your life.
If you want to read more about costs and what you need to plan for a sex vacation in Thailand. Check out this post.
Is Thailand a safe place to have fun with girls?
Many guys asks me if Thailand really is safe. They read about people getting stabbed to death by local thugs and tourists dying in traffic accidents almost daily.
To that I will say. Thailand is a safe place if you use your head. With that I mean:
Always respect the local people, culture and authorities.
Never become too drunk. Thugs target drunk people
Never be confrontational
Pay your bills
Be careful in the traffic
If you can follow those five steps there is a 99.999% you will get home without any issues. I’ve been in Thailand for many years now and I haven’t had a single issue yet. On the other hand I have friends who have been here on vacation several times who always ends up in some kind of trouble. It’s all about your attitude.
The majority of the hookers you will come across will be very honest, kind, and go out-of-the-way to make you happy. They will be your girlfriend for the night and you will have the time of your life. But sometimes you can come across a rotten egg.
Here are some steps you can do to keep yourself safe around hookers:
Never go with a girl that you suspect are on drugs. They will probably be fun to be with while they’re high, but then the drugs fade out (in your hotel room), they can turn into a nightmare.
Be very careful when you go with freelancers, especially if you bring them back to your hotel. If they steal from you, you have no bar to go back to for a complaint.
If you suspect in any way that a girl can become trouble, dump her. You don’t want that trouble inside your hotel room. Thai people are extremely bad at dealing with conflicts, nobody will help you.
How to keep your valuables safe at the hotel while you have visit:
Money, credit cards, passport and small cameras are easy to keep safe. Just put it inside your hotel safe when you come back to the hotel with your temporary girlfriend. Big stuff like laptops and DSLR cameras might not fit inside a hotel safe.
Here is what you do: Always make the girl shower first. When she is done with the shower, make sure her handbag and clothes stays inside the bathroom when it’s your turn to shower. If she want to steal from you, she will have to run out of the hotel in a towel with your laptop and camera. That will never happen.
Always keep to the deal
Never try to run away from what you owe a girl. Always make sure that you enough money to pay. Some girls have ‘money collectors’ that will make sure that you pay, and it won’t be pleasant for you. Here is one of them.
You can haggle the price of a girl if you think that she’s overcharging you. But don’t be too upfront about it. What I usually do is to say that I will give her the price she wants, if she does an outstanding job. If she fails to do that, I will give her 500 baht less, or something like that.
That way you make sure that she tries her best, but if she fails, you saved 500 baht.
Sometimes you will hear girls say “up to you” when you ask for her price. Never go with a girl with that “up to you” deal. When you are done with her she can suddenly say that she wants 4000 baht. What do you do then?
Always build report with the girls
Just because you’re paying the girl to have sex with you doesn’t mean she will automatically give you the most amazing night ever.
Like every other girl you need to warm her up. You need to make her comfortable. These girls are human beings with feelings just like girls who don’t sell sex.
In fact, the girls take a big chance every time they go with a new guy to a hotel. Most guys are physical stronger than woman. If something should happen, like the guy turning out to be an abusive cunt, she can’t do much about it there and then apart from trying to escape.
Make her feel safe around, it will be much easier for her to relax and have fun too.
I’ve met so many guys down here who just get drunk, then they go inside a nightclub or gogo bar, pick a girl, then go straight to a short time hotel without talking anything with the girl. I see it every time I go to a gogo bar.
Then later they complain about the girl not giving him the amazing time that he read about online before they came to Thailand.
So what do I mean by build report?
You need to find out what the girl is about. Ask her her name, where is she from in Thailand? What is her interests? How long has she been working here? What food does she like?
Warm here up and get some chemistry going!
Tell a little bit about yourself too, and if you have kinky stuff that you want to do with the girl, now its a good time to ask about that. Don’t be shy, they have heard everything before.
If you don’t have chemistry with the girl…
… you’re most likely never going to have a good time with her. She will do very little to please you, and you wont like being around her either as she’s not the happy and fun girl you’d would like her to be.
I rather go with a 8 I have good chemistry with, than a 10 that’s just a pain in the ass being around.
DON’T FALL IN LOVE
Don’t be that moron who falls in love with a bar girl. I know it’s hard when you just came from the sex prison of the US or the EU with fat and masculine woman, then suddenly are in the situation where you have a hot little stunner in your lap that will suck your dick with passion and fold your clothes with a smile right after. It’s like being in a parallel universe.
The moment you start to fall in love with the bar girl, she will tell you a heartbreaking story about how much she hate her job, and all the horrible stuff she have to do with customers.
This might be true on some occasions, but for the most part it’s just made up bullshit to make you open up your wallet.
I don’t mean to sound like a heartless whore monger here. I’m just realistic.
Fact is, most bar girls love their life. They can sleep late every day, they can be lazy, no one tells them what to do. They party hard every night and meet interesting guys from all over the world that pays for everything they do. It’s a myth that only fat old ugly guys rent pussy.
Hot girls can make up to 50.000 – 60.000 baht per month. That’s three times more than an average employee with a bachelor degree. The hottest hookers can make up to 400.000 baht if she’s in the right social circles and know how to deal her cards.
A lot of girls do this job for some years, then they have saved up enough money to invest in a business or real estate.
So. I will say it clear and loud one last time:
DON’T FALL IN LOVE WITH BAR GIRLS
I could tell you countless of horror stories involving relationships between foreigners and bar girls. The truth is that 99.9% of them don’t give a shit about you, and they never will. The moment you fly out of Thailand, another fly in.
These girls are professional players just like us. They know exactly what kind of buttons to push to make you feel special so you open your wallet for them. And if you never had any luck with hot women back home, it can be an overwhelming feeling.
Yes. These girls live rough lives and most of them would probably not do this job if they had good alternatives. I’m not trying to sound like a heartless asshole here.
If you absolutely want to go further with a bar girl, and you think you have something going on. Progress really fucking slow with her. I’m talking about months, maybe even years here…
No need to send her 20.000 baht as soon as you come home. Take it slow and see what happens. If she gets pushy with money fast you know she just exploits you. If she only want to talk and be in your company, maybe she actually likes you and want to be with you. But be careful.
But in general. Have fun for the night and when the morning comes, wake up from the dream. Thank the girl for a fun night and say GOODBYE. It’s not real and 99.9% of these girls just look at you as a walking ATM machine.
If you are looking for a ‘real’ girl that actually cares about you, and don’t see you as a walking ATM machine. You are much better off signing up for Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly. There are a ton of girls on these sites that don’t want your money, but are looking for real relationships and friendships.
A lot of girls moves away from their family in their 20’s to find work in the bigger cities. Many of them are lonely, then sign up for a dating site to look for friends and love.
I’ve already written a lot about dating in Thailand. See this page.
Feel free to ask questions in the comment field if you want to know something specific. If you have 10.000 questions check out this post.
This will be a guide for anyone planning to go Thailand for the first time to have a sex holiday in Thailand.
It will cover what you need to plan and how much money you’ll need to bring to do all the stuff you want to do. I’ll try to throw in some tips and advice at the end too.
This guide for focus mostly on the P4P scene. If you are not interested in that, I’ve written a ton about regular dating in Thailand too.
This Thailand Sex Holiday Guide is updated for 2017.
Sex holiday in Thailand
Lets assume that you stay in Thailand for 3 weeks. You are going in high season in December or January.
You want to have some fun with a girl every day, maybe even twice! Maybe a blow job or massage after lunch time and at night you want to bring a girl back to your hotel to get the full experience all night.
Where to go?
If your main reason to go to Thailand is to have sex with a lot of hot Asian girls in exchange of money. There are only two places you should be interested in. Pattaya and Phuket.
Bangkok can also be an alternative but Bangkok is missing the beaches and can be very crowded at times. Bangkok is not a good vacation spot as it can be hard to relax. If this is your first trip to Thailand I would avoid Bangkok.
In Pattaya and Phuket however you have so many girls to choose from that you will never run out of options.
You have the beaches and islands where you can bring some of the girls to explore, get to know each other and just have fun. In Bangkok that is not really an option, unless you want to hang out inside boring shopping malls that look exactly like the ones you have home.
However, if you are spending some time in Bangkok and want to have some fun with the local girls I strongly suggest checking out Smooci.
Smooci is an escort booking platform which is being dubbed the uber of getting laid.
It allows you to live search 100s of local escorts and independent girls, seeing their customer ratings and getting exclusive prices.
Not only can you make an instant booking and have a girl in your bed with just a few quick clicks, but they also have GPS tracking so you can track you date to your hotel door.
There are five things that you will be spending a lot of money on. That is accommodation, food, transport, alcohol / lady drinks and entertainment (girls).
A decent 3 or 4 star hotel in Pattaya and Phuket will cost you between 1000 to 2000 baht. This should also include breakfast at most places. In my opinion breakfast is unnecessary. You will be staying up late most of the nights, and sleep past the hotel breakfast.
Lets put accommodation in the middle and say that you will be spending 1500 baht per day on accommodation. That should be plenty.
Food in Thailand can be as cheap and expensive as you want it to be. If you eat the local Thai food at the basic Thai restaurants around town you will be spending 40-100 baht per meal. This will usually be rice with pork / chicken combined with vegetables and eggs.
If you want to eat quality Western food you will have to spend from 200 to 500 baht for a dish. If you want quality steaks that will set you back around 1000 baht.
Lets say that you will eat a mix of everything. Some days you will eat cheap local food while other days you will enjoy a quality steak or a tasty burger.
1200 baht per day on average should be more than enough for food. That should also include water and different snacks from 7/11.
This one is tricky, because it really depends on what you want to do while you are in Thailand. It also depends heavily on where you are. Bangkok and Pattaya is fairly cheap to get around in. While Phuket in my opinion is slightly more expensive. Why?
In Bangkok you have the sky train and the metro that will take you everywhere for very little money.
In Pattaya you have the baht bus that will take you everywhere along Beach Rd and Pattayasaisong Rd for only 10 baht.
Phuket however have nothing like the sky train or the baht bus. If you want to move from town to town you’ll have to take a taxi. Taxis in Phuket are extremely expensive for some reason. No matter how short you’ll go they will never drive you for less than 400 baht.
For this guide, lets just say that you will stay in Pattaya your entire trip.
Every night you’ll have to get from you hotel to Walking Street, Soi 6 or anywhere else along beach road. You’ll have to take this trip two times each night, but you will probably do it more. Lets say that you will use 60 baht each day on the baht bus.
If you want to explore the islands outside Pattaya (Koh Lan and Koh Phai). You will need to buy a ticket for the boat trip. Right now that ticket is 100 baht one-way.
You will also need money to get from Suvarnabhumi airport to Pattaya and back to Bangkok when you are going home. That trip will cost you 100 – 150 baht if you follow this guide.
If we round this up you should not need to spend more than 200 baht per day on average.
Okay, so this is what you have been waiting for, right? The fun stuff! 😀
As I said in the beginning, you want to have some fun with a girl two times a day! Some action at lunch time and then some action again later at night.
Again, this will be kind of tricky to make any definitive estimations on. Prices on sex vary so much in Thailand, and it depends on a million variables.
But lets keep this simple. You want a blowjob at lunch times and at night you want the full experience with a hot banger back at your hotel.
Blowjob early on the day in Pattaya is mostly done at the massage shops, the blow job bars and in soi 6. The price is pretty much the same all over the town.
If you want the blowjob at a massage studio, you will have to pay 300 baht for the oil massage, then 1000 baht for the blow job. You’ll give that money directly to the girl after she is done with her magic.
Later at night, after you are done enjoying your tasty steak at Beefeater in Pattaya. You are ready to start hunting your entertainer for the night.
Again, prices depends on where you find your girl. The Go-go bars are most expensive, the beer bars are in the middle, and the freelancers at Beach Rd is cheapest (you should not go with freelancers).
Barfine: 400 – 1000 baht (probably 1000 baht in high season most places) Short time: 1500 – 2500 baht Long time: 2000 baht – 4000 baht
Barfine: 300-500 baht Short time: 1000 – 2000 baht Long time: 1500 – 3000 baht
Barfine: No barfine Short time: 500 – 1500 baht Long time: 1000 – 2000 baht.
As you can see, the prices are very different depending on where you find your girl.
Again, to keep it simple. Lets say that you try a Go-go girls 2-3 times during your stay, and after that stick to girls at the beer bars. Some days you take the girl short time, other days you take her long time.
If you follow that routine, you will be spending 1300 each day on blow jobs and around 3000 baht on nightly fun. That is 4300 baht total.
If you are going to have a lot of sex, and have a new girl every day. It will be wise to take it easy on the alcohol. Alcohol can interfere with your ability to perform. Nothing sucks more than to not be able to get a boner when you have already spent 600 baht on barfine and promised the girl 2000 baht to go with you.
So lets make a modest budget for the alcohol..
Lets say that you drink three beers each day on average. Some days you don’t drink, while other days you drink 4-6 beers. Beer prices depends on what kind of establishment you are in. Beer bars are cheapest, while Go-go bars are slightly more expensive.
To make it simple, lets just say that you drink three beers each day on average and that the beer costs 150 baht.
That is 450 baht per day on alcohol.
You wont get away from lady drinks if you are hanging out in the beer bars and Go-go bars. Especially in the Go-go bars.
When you found the girl that you like, and you start talking with her. She will ask you for a lady drink at some point. If you don’t buy that for her you risk that she will not give you as good time as you want, or at worst, that she rejects you and finds another costumer that will buy her a ladydrink.
To make things simple, just lets say that you will buy two lady drinks every day on average that costs 160 baht each. That is 320 baht per day on lady drinks.
Accommodation: 1500 Food: 1200 Transport: 200 Entertainment: 4300 Alcohol and lady drinks: 770
TOTAL PER DAY: 7970baht
TOTAL 3 WEEKS (21 days):
167.370 Baht (roughly 4800$)
You might look at this budget and think: “What the hell?? 167.370 baht for three weeks…?”.
Yes, this budget is a little bit over the top. But remember that with this budget you can get a blowjob and a girl long-time every day for three weeks straight. That is 42 girls total if you take a new girl every day.
It is highly unlikely that you will do that unless you are a complete sex maniac. If you are that, this is the budget that will give you total freedom to go completely nuts.
If you drop that morning blow job, and go with a one girl every night. Short time two days, then one day long time, and have one day a week where you do nothing. Which I think is a more realistic scenario for most people, your monger budget suddenly drops to around 2000 baht per day, and total will be 119.070 baht.
You will probably not take a girl on the day you arrive, and not on the day you go home either. So there is your two days off duty right there! 🙂
If you drop the hookers completely, and sign up for Thai cupid instead. Where you can meet girls from all over Thailand 24/7, have sex for free or meet freelancers for the fraction of the price of the Go-go bars and beer bar girls. Your monger budget will drop to zero and your total budget will be 77.070 baht for 21 days.
Another good thing with Thai Cupid is that you can sign up before you go to Thailand. That way you can do preparations, chat up a lot of girls and create your own little harem of girls that will be ready to entertain you when you arrive.
That is the beauty of internet! 😀
You will of course need to buy a flight ticket to Thailand and back home again. It will be kind of meaningless for me to put that into the budget as it is impossible for me to guess what you will have to pay for that.
Visa and insurance
You will also need to pay for travel insurance, and for some countries, tourist visa for Thailand. If you are from the US or EU, you don’t have to think about the visa as you get free visa on arrival that last for 30 days.
If you want to buy souvenirs or gifts for people back home you’ll have to put that into the budget too. It’s easy to spend money in Thailand as there are shops literally everywhere.
What should you bring to Thailand?
I won’t make a packing list for you. But there are a few things that you should bring from your own country that is not necessarily obvious at first thought.
Yes, they sell condoms in Thailand too, but you can’t always trust them. You are in a new country and you don’t know what kind of condoms that are good or bad. It really sucks to have sex with a hooker, then the condom cracks…
Buy condoms from your home country that you know are of good quality. Then you don’t need to worry about condoms bursting when you are having fun in Thailand.
Again, they sell Imodium in Thailand, but I guarantee you that when you arrive, you will forget to buy it because you will be distracted with all the new stuff you are experiencing. Then one day you’ll eat something bad and when you go to the pharmacy to buy Imodium, they are sold out.
Then you have to spend your entire night on the toilet. Not fun!
By the way. Food in Thailand is generally very good, and food poisoning is rare.
When that is said, you are in a new country. It has a different climate, you will change your eating habits and the food have different bacteria’s. Expect some stomach trouble in form of diarrhea, constipation or stomach pain.
Download language packages for English and Thai. That way you can use Google Translate in offline mode. A lot of people suck in English, with Google Translate you can still communicate somehow.
Aside from that, just bring your debit card and passport. And you’ll be fine.
Good luck! 😀
Here are some more posts you should read before you arrive Thailand.