3 reasons I don’t like Thailand’s go-go bars

What’s going on guys? ūüėĬ†

The go-go bars in Thailand can be a real fucking blast! If you are looking for hot girls to drag back to your hotel then go-go bars would be my first choice. Some go-go bars really know what girls to employ so they can make you happy.

That said, nothing is perfect, and there are a few things that really grind my gears about them. Here are three of them.

 

1: Intrusive staff

This is the absolute worst. Sometimes mamasan will come over demanding me to take a girl..

“You want this girl, that girl, or this one??? You must choose one!”….

No, I don’t have to choose a girl you piece of shit. I’m here to relax and have a great time with my fucking beer. If I don’t want a girl,¬†I don’t want it. There was no sign outside the bar warning me that I had to take a girl, so fuck off.

Nothing is worse in the go-go bars than to have an old 40-year-old rude skunk telling you what to do. If this happens I usually drink up my beer, pay and leave. This is the only way they will change. Don’t accept shitty behavior like that.

In fact, that is the only reason why they behave like that. Some loser farang will give in and pick a girl. And he will probably end up with a shitty girl who asks for a lady drink every 10 seconds. Which brings me to my next point…

Demanding bar girls.. 

Yeah. I get it that you are trying to make money, and I understand that you want to make as much money as possible too. Everyone wants more money.

However, your primary job is to entertain me. Asking for a ladydrink every 10 second is not entertaining, it’s nagging. Therefore, you failed your job and I won’t buy¬†a single drink to you.

I don’t ask my readers for 10 dollars to access this website. I let my readers read first for free, and if they want to support me by buying me a beer (ladydrink hihi), or buy a Thai Cupid membership, that’s fantastic. But I¬†wont beg for it…

 

2: Music is too loud

Why the fuck do they have to play the music so loud? I¬†literally have to yell people in the ear so they can hear what I’m saying.

I want to vet my girl before I bring her back to the hotel. I want to find out what she’s about, maximizing my odds to pick a girl that will actually give me a good time. A hot girl is not enough for me. I want a hot girl with good attitude if you know what I mean..

The volume in the go-go bars makes this almost impossible. I have to yell people in the ear, and other people have to yell me in the ear. Thai people’s English skills doesn’t exactly make the communication any better either..

I think go-go bars in Thailand only employ DJ’s that are deaf, or they have become deaf after playing too loud music for years. What’s the fucking point?

All I can say is, protect your ears in Thailand. This shit is not healthy.

 

3: The hottest girls are on the outside

I kind of get this one from a business perspective. Pretty girls at the outside will attract more people inside. Totally get it.

If the girl on the outside has a number-tag on her hip or shoulder, you can usually ask the staff when you get inside for that girl, and they will bring her in.

However, it’s so disappointing when two pretty girls drag you into the bar, and as soon as you sit down they¬†disappear like a fart in the wind. Then you realize there are only skunks on the stage, and you can’t leave because you are waiting for your beer…

If you are even more lucky you will have an obese mamasan over you nagging about drinks and girls.

Never sit down to order before you have taken a good look at the girls on the stage. I usually tell the staff that I have to go to the toilet first. That way they can’t hang over me like a hawk. When I get out of the toilet the staff will most likely leave me alone, giving me time and peace to take a good look at the girls on the stage.

If there are no hot girls I’ll go straight out of the bar¬†and try the next one. ūüôā

 

There you have it. Three reasons why I don’t like the go-go bars in Thailand. All three reasons can be dealt with if you know what you are doing. So it’s not really that bad, ey? ūüėÄ

Nightlife and Thai girls in Chiang Mai

Time to make another guide here at Goodbye Boring Life. This time it will be the nightlife in Chiang Mai.

In this post I will cover: 

  • Beer-bars
  • Tha Wan Deng
  • Nightclubs
  • Go-go bars
  • Karaoke bars
  • Thai Boxing

If you’re coming to Chiang Mai from Bangkok, Pattaya or Phuket, and expect the nightlife to be anything like those places, you’re going to be disappointed.

I’m not saying nightlife in Chiang Mai is bad, it’s just much more calm and relaxed, and you have fewer options for sure.

When that is said. Nightlife in Chiang Mai have its own charm. People are very friendly and relaxed. I’d rather go on partying in Chiang Mai, than lets say Phuket. But that’s just my taste.

Want to get laid with Thai girls for free? Check out this post.

Chiang Mai a paradise for single men coming to Thailand. One of Thailands biggest and best universities are found in Chiang Mai. Girls from all over Thailand, especially north-Thailand (the most beautiful ones). Comes to Chiang Mai to study.

You can milk som serious pussy on Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly in Chiang Mai.

In fact. Most girls that I approach in Bangkok where I live now because I find them beautiful, tell me that they are from somewhere up in North.

At the bottom of this post you’ll find map of all the places I’ve been talking about in this post.

 

Beer-bars with working girls in Chiang Mai

Beer-bars in Chiang Mai

Loi Kroh Rd is the place you want to be. It’s a 300 m stretch of road with a mix of beer-bars, massage shops and restaurants. There are even a beer-bar complex here with around 30 bars scrambled together (see daytime picture above).

Beer-bar complex Loi Kroh Rd
Beer-bar complex Chiang Mai

In the middle of the beer-bar complex there is a Thai boxing ring with almost daily fights (just for show, not actual fights)

The beer-bars in Chiang Mai are nothing like you find in Phuket and Pattaya. The beer-bars you’ll find in Chiang Mai is just a side soi in Walking Street Pattaya compared.

Last time I was in Chiang Mai (June 2016) I’d noticed a new trend with the beer bars. They close very early. As early as 23.00 you’ll see some of the bars starting to shut¬†down. At 01.00 everything is closed. A few bars will take the chance and stay open regardless. They will just close the¬†rolling grilles with the customers still inside and turn down the music.

Bargirl at Loi Kroh Rd
Bargirl at Loi Kroh Rd

I’ve asked some of the girls why the bars have started to close so early. All they said was “government very strict now” with a sad face.

Regardless. The beer-bars in Chiang Mai can be great fun. The girls are not nearly as pushy for ladydrinks as girls in lets say Bangkok or Phuket. I’ve had a lot of great conversations with Chiang Mai bar-girls. I’ve even befriended some of them.

Prices for sex in Loi Kroh Rd:

Barfine: 300-500 baht
Short-time: 1000 – 1500 baht
Long-time: 1000 – 2500 baht

 

Tha Wan Deng in Chiang Mai

Tha Wan Deng in Chiang Mai

This establishment deserves its own heading. ūüėÄ

This is probably the most awesome place in Chiang Mai when it comes to¬†having fun and drinking. It’s a place catering to Thai people, but I’ve seen foreigner here too. Exactly what this place is, is hard to explain. I don’t know anything just like it in the Western world.

Let me try to explain.

Tha Wan Deng very early in the evening
Tha Wan Deng very early in the evening

Some will come here early in the evening to eat food. Most Thai people come here in big groups. Everyone will buy 1-2 dishes of Thai food, and share it with everyone. This place can throw up the most amazing Thai dishes.

When people are done eating, the staff will clean up everything. As the venue start to fill up, the staff will also remove the tables people where eating on. Turning it in to a big dance floor.

People will start to buy the heavy stuff, like whisky and rom, and mix it with coca-cola and ice.

The main stage

Here is the cool thing about this place. The venue has a gigantic stage with all types of entertainment. It can be anything from a rock band that plays Thai hit music, to some traditional dancing with a big band playing in the background.

The entertainment at Tawandag is top-notch, and will go on the entire night. Occassionally the entertainers will take a break, and the DJ will take over the show, turning the whole venue into a nightclub.

This place is really something unique to Thailand. I’ve not seen anything like it in the Western world, so you should not miss it!

Going here alone is kind of lame, so if you are traveling alone you should probably pick up a girl at Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly, or a bar girl at Loi Kroh Rd. No Thai girl will refuse the offer to go here. They love it.

Check out the video under. It’s from my last stay in Chiang Mai at Tha Wan Deng. This was quite early in the evening, so the energy was pretty lame. But just imagine this place filled up with a lot of happy Thai people going crazy on whisky and liquor. Good times. ūüėÄ

Prices at Tha Wan Deng

That’s kind of hard to estimate, as it really depends on what you eat and drink. It’s fairly cheap compared to a lot of other bars in Thailand (like gogo bars in Pattaya or nightclubs in Bangkok).

There is no cover to get in, which is kind of strange¬†considering the entertainment that goes on all night. Can’t be cheap to¬†operate such a massive show every night.

It’s normal to buy an entire bottle of booze, and mix it with soda and sparkling water. You can get the cheap whisky named Blend, for 600 baht, and drink on that all night if you want.

You can also buy expensive stuff like Champagne,¬†exclusive whisky brands etc. It’s really up to you.

 

Nightclubs in Chiang Mai

There are several nightclubs in Chiang Mai. They are spread all over town so you better choose wisely before you go to one, as it can be a pain in the ass to get to another one late at night.

Zoe in Yellow

Zoe in Yellow Chiang Mai
Zoe in Yellow Chiang Mai

This place is great if you want to pick up freelancers. A lot of bar-girls, gogo-girls go here late at night if they didn’t get a catch in their bar. I’ve also seen regular university girls offer sex for money here. Good if you don’t have time, or want to game girls.

This place is actually a good mix over everything. You will find freelancers as I just mentioned. You will find regular Thai girls just having fun, you’ll find old mongers, young backpackers, hippies from South-Africa. There is not a single group I haven’t seen in this club.

Most cocktails go for 150 baht here, and you can get a bucket for 300 baht. You can also buy a entire bottle of something and drink on that all night. Up to you!

Zoe in Yellow closes at around 2 am.

Spicy Club

I’ve only been to this place once. That was 5 in the morning drunk as fuck! I don’t remember anything so I can’t tell you much.

It’s the only nightclub in Chiang Mai that’s open late, very late. I think they close their doors 6-7 in the morning. Of course, this is not legal in Thailand, but you know, money talks down here. I’m pretty sure they give the police some money under the table to don’t get in trouble. ūüôā

This place is slightly more expensive than Zoe in Yellow, but I guess that’s the price to pay off the police. ūüôā

 

Nightclubs that caters to Thai people

Except from Spicy Club and Zoe in Yellow. There are several night clubs that cater to mostly Thai people. Of course, Westerners are welcome too!

Pornping Hotshot

Don’t be confused about the name. This place has nothing to do with porn, except the hot ladies dancing on the stage. ūüėõ

This place is not far away from Loi Kroh Rd. It’s a quite small avenue, but I had fun when I was here. There is a stage that plays live music every night. When the entertainers have breaks, or a new band will come on stage. The DJ will take over with house and EDM music.

I’ve seen some of the hottest girls in Thailand dance on this stage. Just watch the video under. ūüôā

 

You also have other nightclubs in Chiang Mai like Warm Up, Monkey and Bubble. I’ve not been to these places, so I can’t say anything about them. But I’ve put them in the map under so you can find them.

Gogo-bars in Chiang Mai

I’ve only been to two gogo-bars in Chiang Mai. One was fucking awesome, the second one was pretty lame. If you are a person¬†who¬†likes gogo-bars, you are in the wrong city for sure.

Anyways. Here are the two gogo-bars I’ve been to.

Spotlight A Go-Go

This place is pretty depressing. If you are in Loi Kroh Rd, and walk towards the main road, take right when you are at the main road and walk for 100m. There you have Spotlight A Go-Go.

The place haven’t been renovated for ages, and when I was here last time there was only two girls on the stage. One was overweight, the other one was ready for a museum.

If you want, you can check it out, maybe I was just unlucky that night.

Foxy Lady

This was one of the first go-go bars I ever went to in Chiang Mai. I met a dude outside my hotel that lived in Chiang Mai. He asked me if I wanted to see something really awesome that would blow my mind.

He was right. This gogo-bar is awesome, and is probably one of the best gogo-bars I’ve been to in Thailand.

The girls here are super-hot, friendly, not too pushy and they can actually dance. The venue is fresh looking, with dimmed blue light (not the typical red light).

Sugar Beat

I’ve not been to this place. But from what I’ve read online. It’s a mix between gogo-bar and nightclub. I’ve also read that the girls here are just dancers (coyote), and not gogo-girls that will go with you back to the hotel. But in Thailand everything is possible, and money talks. So I guess its worth a shot?

Coyote dancers are usually pretty hot, so if you can persuade one back to your hotel, you’ve shot the golden bird for the night. ūüôā

I’ve put the location for all the bars in the map at the bottom of this post.

 

Karaoke bars in Chiang Mai

I don’t have much experience with Karaoke bars in Thailand, and the experience I have is pretty bad. Unless I meet some expat that tells me he knows about an amazing karaoke bar. I will probably never go inside one again.

Apparently, you walk inside the bar. Choose the girls you want, and bring them to a private room upstairs. This room has TV, comfy sofas and other types of entertainment.

You have to ‘rent’ the room and the girls for the hour. I don’t know if you can bang the girls, take them back to the hotel or anything. I think karaoke bars are mostly just for ‘innocent’ fun with hot girls. I guess anything is possible as long as you have money.

The karaoke bars in Chiang Mai are found along ‘Chang Klang Rd’. It’s pretty far out from the tourist track of Chiang Mai. I’ve been driving past them several times and the girls outside are pretty damn hot.

Sadly.

I’ve also heard about people being scammed pretty hard at these places. They will¬†tell you that it’s only 400 baht per hour for the room, but when you leave, they will say it’s much more, and they will try to intimate you to make you pay.

I was inside a Karaoke bar last time I was in Chiang Mai in June. I just sat in the sofa downstairs talking with one girl. For that I had to pay her 400 baht. I don’t get it…

 

Thai Boxing in Chiang Mai

Chiang Mai have two Thai boxing establishments as far as I know. One of them I have already mentioned further up in this post. So I wont go into that here.

The second Thai Boxing place is not far away, but is much better in my opinion if you want to see a real fight. It’s called¬†Thaphae Boxing Stadium.

Check out this video form¬†Thaphae Boxing Stadium. ūüôā¬†

 

Nightlife map of Chiang Mai

Click the square in the upper-right corner to make the map bigger. Much easier to navigate that way. ūüôā¬†

Nightlife in Chiang Mai

As you can see, you have some options in Chiang Mai. The choices are of course fading if you compare Chiang Mai to Bangkok, Pattaya or Phuket. But it’s still a good place in my opinion.

I’ve said it before on this webpage, but there is something magical about Chiang Mai. The city lies trapped between the mountains. It’s a very green city and it feels so alive, unlike Bangkok¬†which has the nickname “the concrete jungle”.

I’ve lost count all the times I’ve¬†caught a hot little 20-year-old university spinner on Thai Cupid¬†in Chiang Mai, brought her to Tha Wan Deng, and ended up with her in my king-size bed at¬†Imperial Mae Ping Hotel.

Good life for sure. ūüėÄ

 

Pattaya Nightlife / Redlight Guide

Okay guys. I just did what I said I would never do.

I made a complete nightlife and redlight guide for Pattaya. I said before that it’s kind of meaningless because Pattaya is just one big whorehouse. I still stand by that..!! ūüėõ

It doesn’t matter where you go in Pattaya. There is always something fun and naughty going on here.

If you are looking for a newbie guide for naughty Thailand, check out this post. I also made a monger budget for a three-week trip in this post.

In this guide I will tell you about all the different naughty life districts that are in Pattaya. You can still find naughty action outside these districts but in slightly lesser concentration. At the bottom of this post there is a map of al the places I have been talking about.

 

Walking Street

Walking Street Pattaya Nightlife

Walking street is the ‘main attraction’ in Pattaya, and probably the first place you think about when someone mention Pattaya. The amount of neon light they have been able to put inside this tiny strip of road is amazing.

Insomnia Nightclub Pattaya
Insomnia Nightclub

This street alone, with its side streets have over 70 go-go bars. In addition to that it has 3-4 beer bar gardens with 15-20 bars in each garden.

The most popular nightclubs and ‘regular’ bars here is Ibar, Insomnia and The Stoners house. That last bar has live music every night.

You will also find a bunch of other bars in this street that I don’t remember the name of. All can be equal good. It really depends on the vibe at what bar you stay in.

The Stones House Pattaya
The Stones House

Check out the 3 best go-go bars in Pattaya here. All of the go-go bars I mention in that guide is in or around Walking Street somewhere.

I also wrote about a go-go bar / club that tries to scam you. Also in Walking Street.

Most of the go-go bars in Walking Street has hot girls, but a lot of the go-go are just that. Average. To find the best go-go bars check the guide I already linked to over.

Best time to come to Walking Street is between 7pm – 9pm if you want to visit a go-go bar. At this time most girls have come to work, and they have not been barfined yet. If you go later than this, you might risk that all the hot girls are taken for the night.

The nightclubs in Walking Street usually fills up after midnight and are open until there are no more people.

Walking Street can be a little bit pushy. Working girls here will nag about lady drinks, people will approach you all the time about ping-pong shows or try to drag you inside bars / go-go’s etc. The street will always be crammed and its the most expensive place in Pattaya to drink, eat and go with girls.

 

Soi 6 – Short-time bars and blow-job bars

Soi 6 short-time bars pattaya

This is my favorite street in Pattaya. The reason is;¬†it’s no bullshit. You walk in, find a girl who you like, go upstairs, have your fun, pay, and you’re out of there.

Soi 6 is a 100 meter long street filled with 40-60 beer bars. However, they are not like the beer bars in Walking Street. The bars in Soi 6 have their own rooms upstairs with a bed and a shower.

Soi 6 beer bar girl
Lady in Soi 6

When you have found the girl that you like, you simply go upstairs.

This street can be pretty wild at times, and the energy is sky-high every night. Some of the girls that work here are completely nuts. You won’t find shy girls here that are afraid¬†to go wild.

The prices are much more friendly than in Walking Street. A beer here can be half the price of some of the go-go bars in Walking Street.

While prices goes up every year in Walking Street, the prices in Soi 6 stays the same. A shag costs between 1000 Р1300 baht.

You might think that the girls here must be ugly when you have to pay 1000 baht for a bang. That is not true. I’ve met some of the hottest and most fun girls in this street.

A lot of the girls here could easily get a job in one of Walking Street’s go-go bars. Why don’t they do it? They are probably too lazy to dance all night.

 

Ladyboys in Soi 6

Soi 6 also have a lot of ladyboy bars. These are location closest to the beach in Soi 6. Prices are the same as the girl bars.

 

Soi LK Metro

Soi LK Metro Pattaya

Soi LK Metro is another street in Pattaya with a big concentration of naughty establishments. This street has a lot of beer bar and go-go bars. In the connecting street, Soi Diana, down below Areca Logde Hotel, you will find a gigantic beer-bar garden with 50-70 beer bars. All with 5-10 girls each.

Soi LK Metro used to be cheaper than Walking Street, but these days the prices are pretty much the same. However, if you like it a little bit more laid back, you should probably choose Soi LK Metro.

My favorite go-go bars in Soi LK Metro is Lady Love.¬†This place has an open shower where the girls are soaping themselves up while dancing to music. Fun stuff! ūüėĬ†

Another good, and the biggest go-go in Soi LK Metro is Showgirls go-go bar.

 

Beer bars in Pattaya

Beer-bar gardens Pattaya

Beer-bars are what Pattaya is most famous for after Walking Street. Most beer-bars are found in clusters inside beer-bar gardens. In one garden there can be anything from 5 bars to 40 bars. All bars with 3-15 girls.

The biggest beer-bar gardens in Pattaya are found inside Walking Street on right-hand side when you are walking from Beach Rd. You will find two massive beer-bar gardens here.

There are also beer-bar gardens spread all around Pattaya. Usually they are close to Beach Rd or Pattayasaisong Rd. Pattayasaisong Rd goes parallel to Beach Rd.

Beer-bar girl Walking Street
Beer-bar girl at Walking Street

When you get to Mikes Shopping mall there is a gigantic beer-bar garden on the right side of Pattayasaisong Rd if you are coming from Walking Street.

In Soi 7, 8 and 9 there are also hundred of beer bars spread all over the place.

Girls in the beer-bars are usually much more easy-going than their sisters in the go-go bars. They won’t nag so much about lady drinks and they will be much more relaxed. In fact, most of these girls will never ask for anything, you have to give them lady drinks.

If you are looking for a girl friend experience I would go for the beer-bar girls. Some girls can be sexy and sweet as hell. Some girls are just to lazy to stand dancing in a go-go bar all night. Just because beer-bar girls are cheaper doesn’t mean they are uglier.

 

Happy Ending Massage in Pattaya

Massage parlor Pattaya

You can’t really go anywhere in Pattaya without seeing a¬†massage parlor shop. They are literally in every street of Pattaya. All of them offer massage and you will probably get a happy ending in most of them too.

Just walk around until you find a shop with a cute girl that you like. Then tell the girls that you want massage with the girl you like. When you get upstairs with her, she will probably tap you on your dick at some point with a funny smile on her face.

If she does not give you a tap, you have to ask her. If she says no, well, you have been very unlucky with the girl you selected.

Prices

You will have to pay for the massage. That is usually between 200-300 baht. If you want happy ending you should go for oil massage as you will be lying naked with only a towel over your private parts (easy access for the girl).

Hand-job: 500-700 baht
Blow-job: 1000 baht

Some girls will not be shy at all and they will deep throat your dick and let you cum all over their face or inside the mouth. Some will even swallow. Other girls will be super-shy and be paranoid about getting even one drop of jizz in their face / mouth.

In my experience, the older the girl is, the more likely it is she will be good at sucking and let you cum all over her.

If you don’t want to take the chance about getting a good / bad girl. I suggest that you go to the blow job bars to get a girl that really knows how to suck dick.

 

Blow-job Bars in Pattaya

Blow-job bars Pattaya

I’ve had some blow-jobs in Pattaya that have been simply amazing. Most girls can’t make me cum when they suck me, but in Pattaya I’ve met some girls that have made me cum within 2 minutes.

Also, they are not shy about jizz and they will let you cum all over their face or in their mouth. Some will even swallow. So if that is what you want, you should stay away from the massage shops and go to a dedicated blow-job bar instead.

Most girls in the blow-job bars are not on the upper scale when it comes to beauty, but they know their stuff. So it’s kind of fun nevertheless.

The blow job bars are found all over Pattaya, but there is a cluster of them in Soi 13/2 and in Soi 6. Check the map under for location.

 

Other stuff in Pattaya

Hollywood Pattaya Nightclub

There is a really good nightclub in Pattaya called Hollywood Pattaya. This place is huge and it fills up every night. You will find mostly Thai people here, but if you go here with a girl you took from a go-go bars or beer-bar you can have really fun. 

They play a mix of Thai Pop music, Thai Rock, Pop music from the Western world, K-pop and house. Usually it’s one hour with one genre, then they switch to something else. They also have a lot of female dancers and other entertainment on the main scene.

If you want the girlfriend experience with a hooker I suggest that you take her out for some drinks. This will loosen her up, and it will be more easy for her to have fun with you. I’ve done this a million times and it’s always a winner.

Beefeater Pattaya steak
Tender Steak

Just next to Mikes Shopping mall, over the street you will find a restaurant that is called Beefeater. The steak they sell here is amazing.

The steak is so tender it melts in your mouth. It will set you back around 1000 baht, but you get what you pay for.

 

 

 

Map of nightlife and redlight in Pattaya

Under you will find a map of everything I have talked about in this post. It’s sorted after type. If you click the square at the top-right corner of the map goes full screen. Much easier to navigate.

Top 3: Go-go bars in Pattaya

What’s up guys? ūüėÄ ūüėÄ

Today I will tell you about my tree favorite go-go bars in Pattaya.

There are a lot of good go-go bars in Pattayaland. Most of them will give you a good time and you could probably find a hot women in all of them.

The ‘problem’ with Pattaya’s go-go bars is that most of them are the same, only with a different name on the outside.

You walk in, there are 10-15 girls on stage. 13 of them are an average 6/10 girl and you have a couple of stunners that steal all the attention.

Here are three go-go bars I mean stand out from the crowd.

 

1: Baccara ‚ÄstWalking Street

Baccara

Just like in Bangkok. This go-go bar is a total meat marked. Baccara have quantity and quality at the same time. Not many go-go bars can check that box on their list.

If you are out for the purpose of finding a hot girl to have fun with, and don’t have time to fuck around, buying unnecessary lady drinks or deal with nagging. Just go to Baccara.

They have never let me down, and they will¬†not let you down either. ūüėÄ

Barfine: 600 baht
Short-time:1500 ‚Äď 2500 baht
Long-time:¬†2000 ‚Äď 4500 baht

Beer: 180 baht
Ladydrink: 180 baht

 

2: Iron Club – Walking Street

Iron Club Go-go Pattaya

This gogo bar stands out from the crowd because they have a bath tub in the middle of the bar with 2-3 naked girls inside soaping them self up. Over the bath tub there are chains where girls fly around in the roof, also completely naked.

Not all the girls here are stunners, but some of them are. Another good thing with this bar is that the girls are naked.¬†That way you can have a really good look before you take them back to your hotel, that way you won’t get any nasty surprises. ūüôā

 

Barfine: 600 baht
Short-time:1500 ‚Äď 2500 baht
Long-time:¬†2000 ‚Äď 4500 baht

Beer: 180 baht
Ladydrink: 180 baht

 

 

3: Heaven Above – Walking Street Soi 15

This place is kind of hard to find if you are not familiar in the area, but just ask someone until you are in the right street.

It’s worth it because this go-go bar is nuts. They have three rules for their go-go dancers:

  1. White skinned
  2. Skinny
  3. Minimum 1.65 tall

Some of the girls here really know how to dance too. In most go-go bars the girls just stand still while they swing back and worth. At this bar the girls are much more passionate than that.

 

Barfine: 800 baht
Short-time:1500 ‚Äď 2500 baht
Long-time:¬†2000 ‚Äď 4500 baht

Beer: 180 baht
Ladydrink: 180 baht

Thailand Sex Guide for beginners

So you are planning a trip to Thailand for the first time, and you just found this post?

I’ll tell you everything you’ll need to know in this Thailand Sex Guide to have a lot of sex in Thailand.

That way you don’t have to waste any time¬†on your sex holiday in Thailand. ūüôā

Want to get laid with Thai girls for free? Check out this post.

My goal in this post is to make a rundown of all different places you can find female company in Thailand, and how the different places work and what you have to do to end up with one.

This Thailand Sex Guide is updated for 2017.

Content
Soi Cowboy Bangkok
Soi Cowboy right before the fun starts

1: Online dating in Thailand
.  1.1 Smooci
2: Expressions
3: Establishments
.  3.1 Go-go bars
.  3.2 Beer Bars
.  3.3 Short-time Bars
.  3.4 Massage Parlors
.  3.5 Soapy Massage
.  3.6 Escort Service
.  3.7 Freelancers
4: Precautions
5: Don’t fall in love

I will assume that you have never been in Thailand, and don’t know anything about how the red lights of Thailand work. This is a beginner guide!

By the way, if you are looking for planning and cost tips for a sex holiday. You can check out this guide. Here I tell you how much money you’ll have to bring, and I even make a budget for you. Make sure to check that post out too!

As I have said earlier here, here and here. Thailand is still pussy paradise nr. 1, and if you want to have sex with a lot of women, or just find one little stunner that you can spend your vacation with, you should absolutely go to Thailand..! ūüėÄ

 

Online dating

Before I start this guide, I will just tell you one free way to get laid in Thailand. You can save a lot of money if you take this route above hookers.

Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly are two great dating sites to find free sex in Thailand. You can sign up now, and get in touch with hundreds of girls instantly.

Why does online dating work so well?

I’ve already written about that in this post. So I wont go into the details here.

Thai girls have heard legends of white men with big dicks and thick wallets sweeping girls up online. The next three months the girl have uploaded photos of herself on Facebook from ten different countries all over the world, as the guy took her for a trip.

Thai girls are not on online dating sites to meet Thai men. Thai men are notorious womanizers, and a hot girl will be hit on several times a day in her daily life by Thai men. So if you meet a girl online, you know she’s looking for foreigners.

 

Smooci.com

It isn’t exactly online dating, but it’s one of the quickest and easiest ways to get laid online in Thailand (currently it’s only available in Bangkok, but they are expanding soon).

www.smooci.com is an instant companion booking platform which lets you live search 100s of local Escorts and independent girls, with the ability to see customer rating scores and make instant bookings, and having a girl at your room in just a few simple clicks.

The prices are very competitive, and just about as low as you’ll find in Bangkok, and you can even track your girl all the way to your hotel room door with their live GPS tracking system, Uber style.

 

Thailand Sex Guide

Expressions used in this guide

Before we start this Thailand sex guide, let me explain the most common expressions used in the red lights of Thailand.

Barfine: A fee you have to pay the bar to take the girl out of the bar.
Short-time: Taking a girl short time. Usually one shot back at your hotel or in a short-time hotel.
Long-time: Taking a girl for the entire night, and the following day until she’ll go back to work.

Fishbowl: A room full of ladies with a glass in between you and the girls. Normally fund at the soapy massage parlors.
Butterfly: A person that have sex with, or mix between many different sex partners.
Mongering: Someone that are doing the activity of finding a hooker to have sex with.
Bar bell: A bell inside the gogo bars and beer bars. If you ring the bell you will buy a drink to the entire bar. Never ring in this bell for fun or if you don’t have the money.
Shot: How many times you can cum.

 

Where to buy sex in Thailand?

So… There are basically 7 different places that you can go to in Thailand to rent¬†pussy. Those places are go-go bars, beer bars, short-time bars, massage parlors, soapy massage parlors, escort and freelancers.

If you don’t want to go with a hooker, but actually find a ‘real’ women that will have sex with you for free, I have¬†you covered¬†already. Check out this post about how you can get any Thai girl, or check out this post about where you can meet girls in Thailand.

 

Establishments

Go-go bars

Walking Street in Pattaya

Go-go bars are found many places in Thailand. But they are in the biggest concentration in cities like Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. Here you have districts full of go-go bars. If you want to have a beer while you are watching girls in bikini dance in front of you, you should absolutely check out the go-go bars.

 

Pros

  • The girls are dancing in a bikini and sometimes naked. You get a really good look at their bodies. That way you know that it’s nothing ‘wrong’ with her when you get her back to the room.
  • The hottest hookers of Thailand are usually working in the go-go bars, so if you want a hot girl without looking¬†all around the town, you¬†should probably just hit up a go-go bar.

 

Cons

  • Go-go bars are usually the most expensive place to lease¬†a pussy. Bar fine is usually twice as much as in the nearby beer bars. The girls also charge more than in the beer bars,¬†especially if she’s a stunner!
  • The music is pretty loud in these places and it’s a high energy place. If you want to know your girl before you bang her, you should probably not go to the go-go bars. If you like the high energy, let yourself loose in a go-go bar. ūüėÄ

 

How it works: 

When you enter a go-go, an employee will usually escort you to an available seat. She will ask you if you want something to drink. In some go-go bars you will sit alone until you choose a lady, but in some places a lady will come to you and introduce her self. This is usually not creme de la creme of the girls available in the bar.

If you don’t like the girl who introduces herself, don’t waste your time with her just to end up buying lady drinks. These girls know how to play your feelings, and it’s hard to ditch one girl for another girl that you think much hotter.

Okay. So if you are still sitting alone, and you see a girl that you like, all the girls have numbers on either their hips or their shoulders. Just call a waiter and tell them that you want to speak with number X.

Number X will then come to you, sit next to you and introduce herself. She will also ask for a lady drink as you are using her time. This is something you have to buy, or you risk that she is leaving you or not be has happy as she can be.

If you like the girl, and you want to put your happy stick in her honey pot. You simply ask her what her price is. She will then tell her price for short time and long time and how much the bar wants in barfine.

If you want to do some special stuff. Like anal sex, role games or give her a face paint. This is a good time to ask her what she goes along with.

After you have given the money for the barfine to the bar, the girl will go inside the wardrobe and change to normal clothes. When she comes back she’s yours for the night.

Top 3: Go-go bars in Bangkok
Top 3: Go-go bars in Pattaya

 

Beer bars

Beer-bars in Thailand

Beer bars can be found everywhere in Thailand. Even in the smallest village out in Isaan you will find something. They are the symbol on Thailand’s sex industry. In Pattaya alone there are over 2000 beer bars, with an average of 5-10 girls ready to entertain you.

 

Pros

  • They are cheaper than the go-go bars and they still have a lot of sexy girl. You just have to look around slightly more before you find something that catch your eye.
  • Usually a more laid back vibe that I personally like more than the go-go bars.
  • Easier to speak with the girls and get a feel for how she is.
  • Will give you the GFE (girl friend experience) much more than in the go-go bars.

 

Cons

  • I don’t really have anything bad to say about the beer bars. I really love ’em. ūüėÄ

 

How it works: 

When you enter a beer bar there will be sitting a lot of girls both in the bar and behind the bar. Usually all of them can be barfined. To go with a girl you simply ask her what she wanted for the deal, and if you agree, she’s yours. ūüėÄ

Some girls will ask for a lady drink if you talk with them for a long time. But beer bar girls are usually much more laid back about this than the girls in the go-go bars.

Just to be polite I always give the bar girls a lady drink, or tip, if I talk with them longer then 10 minutes. A lot of these girls are smart and funny, and their job is to entertain you. So if you had a great¬†time, but did not barfine her, give her a lump of money. ūüėÄ

Beer Bars in Pattaya
Beer Bars in Chiang Mai

 

Short-time bars

Short-time bars in Thailand

Short-time bars are very similar to the beer-bars, in that it is a bar with a lot of available girls hanging around. The only difference is that they have rooms in the upper floors of the bars where you can bring the girl.

Pros

  • Straight to business. No hassle with barfines or bringing the girl back to your hotel.
  • No risk that she steals your stuff or that she drugs you.
  • Much cheaper than the go-go bars and beer-bars.
  • The girls here are the least shy girls, and a lot of them are wild as fuck.

 

How it works: 

You enter a short-time bar, sit down and order a beer. Some short-time bars are outdoor bars with a open view to the street, while other bars are hidden from the street and with air-con.

When you have found the girl that you like, you simply ask her to go upstairs with you, and she will go with you. When you get upstairs she will take a shower, and sometimes you will take shower together while she warm you up with a blowjob in the shower.

The going rate in most short-time bars in Thailand is 1000 – 1300 baht. That is all-inclusive. Room, sex, barfine, shower and you’ll ever need. That is a pretty good deal if you ask me. Some of these girls are wild as fuck, and will give you a good time.

The most famous street in Thailand for short-time bars are soi 6 in Pattaya.

Short-time Bars in Pattaya
Short-time Bars in Bangkok

 

Massage parlors 

Massage in Thailand

Knowing what massage parlor that offer extras can be tricky at times. A good rule to follow is that the closer a massage parlor is to a red light district, the more likely it will be that they have extra stuff on the menu. Another good thing to look for, is how loud the girls yell for you!

 

Pros

  • Much cheaper than the go-go bars and beer bars. The average price all over Thailand is about 500 baht for a hand job and 1000 baht for a blowjob.
  • Relative¬†discreet. You don’t have to walk around with a hooker,¬†register her in your hotel front desk etc.
  • Some of these girls really know how¬†to suck dick, and they take the money shot like champions.

 

How it works: 

If you walk past a massage parlor, and you see a skunk that you like, simply say to the girl that you want her to massage you. If you take oil massage you will be completely naked with just a towel over your broomstick (easy access for the girl).

In some of the most dirty massage parlors they wont even let you out before they have sucked out all the juice from your balls (if you want to know what I mean, go to Sukhumvit soi 23 behind Soi Cowboy in Bangkok) Those girls are fucking nuts!

Some girls will be very out front about giving you a happy ending, other girls will just tap on your dick with a funny look in their face, while others you have to ask.

Massage Parlors in Bangkok

 

Soapy massage parlors

Soapy Massage in Thailand

This establishments are found all around Thailand. Some of them are huge and even have a kitchen where you can have food served to your room while you bang away on your temporary sex toy.

 

Pros

  • Some of these parlors have unbelievable sexy girls. I once went to a soapy massage in Bangkok and I could not believe my eyes!
  • No bullshit! You go inside, pay, fuck, leave. No lady drinks or bar fines.

 

How it works:

When you enter a soapy massage you will usually see a fishbowl full of girls. Some parlors also have freelancers that just sits around in the lobby. You walk around, look at the girls, and when you have found one that catch your eyes, you call a waiter and ask to talk with her.

The girls inside the fishbowl will have number’s on them, while the freelancers will not, but they are in the lobby, so you can just go over and talk with them.

When the girl that you selected have introduced herself, it is really up to you want you want to do. You could go straight to the rooms upstairs, or you could sit down and talk for 5 minutes (this is a good time to ask her what she goes along with if you want to do some special stuff).

When it’s time to go up, the girl will bring you to the cashier, there you will pay for all the fun, and she will escort you to an available room.

What happens in the room? 

In the room there is a big bed and a big baht tub. The girl will fill up the bath tub. When the bath tub is full you will jump inside together. She will start to massage you with oils and soap. Some girls will even give you a body-to-body massage (that is fucking awesome!!).

When you feel that you can’t hold it anymore, and just need to empty your balls in her, you tell her, and you jump inside the bed to have som bed fun. ūüėÄ

Soapy Massage in Bangkok

 

Escort services

Escort services are found all around the world, so you probably already know how that works. The good part about escort services is that it can be completely discreet. You don’t even have to leave your hotel room because you can just call up an escort service and have a girl sent to your room.

Another good thing with the escort services is that you know what you get! If you go with a bar girl or a go-go girl you never really know what she goes along with. She might say that she gives blowjob, but when you cum in her face she freaks out and run to the toilet to wash her face. That will not happen with an escort lady, they are 100% professional and will take your load like champions.

 

Freelancers

Then you have the freelancers. The street girls that work on their own. They can be found a lot of places in Thailand, but mostly in Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. In Pattaya there is a shit load of them along beach road.

Pros

  • They are dirt cheap! You can get a shag for 500 baht if you know what you are doing
  • No barfines, lady drinks or other bullshit like that. Straight to business!

 

WARNING ABOUT FREELANCERS

Some freelancers work on the street because they like it that way. But not all. Some have been kicked out their bar because of bad behavior or because they got busted with HIV. Be careful with freelancers.

Freelancers in Bangkok

 

Are you ready….?? ūüėÄ

Bar-girl dancing in bar
Good times! ūüėÄ

Mongering in Thailand is a fun activity 99.9% of the time, and you will most likely never encounter any problems.

You will probably be very surprised when you discover the vibe in Thailands redlights is nothing like you have ever seen elsewhere in the world.

While redlights in most of the world are something ‘dirty’ and ‘shady’,¬†something that is hidden away in a far out district in a bad neighborhood of a town.

In Thailand, it is completely open, and there is almost no dirty or shameful vibe over it. The hookers will be happy, have lots energy and give you the best time of your life.

If you want to read more about costs and what you need to plan for a sex vacation in Thailand. Check out this post.

 

Precautions when you are mongering in Thailand

The majority of the hookers you will come across will be very honest, kind, and go out-of-the-way to make you happy. They will treat you like you just became a couple that fell in love. They will be your girlfriend for the night and you will have the time of your life. But sometimes you can come across a rotten egg.

Here are some steps you can do to keep yourself safe: 

  1. Never go with a girl that you¬†suspect are on drugs. They will probably be fun to be with while they’re high, but then the drugs fade out¬†(in your hotel room), they can turn into a nightmare.
  2. Be very careful when you go with freelancers, especially if you bring them back to your hotel. If they steal from you, you have no bar to go back to for a complaint.
  3. If you suspect in any way that a girl can become trouble, just¬†throw 500 baht on her and ditch her. You don’t want that trouble inside your hotel room.

 

How to keep your valuables safe at the hotel: 

Money, credit cards, passport and small cameras are easy to keep safe. Just put it inside your hotel safe when you come back to the hotel with your temporary girlfriend. But big stuff like laptops and DSLR cameras might not fit inside a hotel safe.

Here is what you do:¬†Always make the girl shower first. When she is done with the shower, make sure her¬†handbag and clothes stays inside the¬†bathroom when it’s your turn to shower. If she wants to steal from you, she will have to run out of the hotel in a towel with your laptop and camera (wont happen).

Always keep to the deal

Never try to run away from the ‘bill’ and always make sure that you enough money to pay the girl. Some girls have ‘money collectors’ that will make sure that you pay, and it won’t be pleasant for you. Here is one of them.

You can haggle the price of a girl if you think that she’s overcharging you. But don’t be to upfront about it. What I usually do is to say that I will give her the price she wants, if she does an outstanding job. If she fails to do that, I will give her 500 baht less, or something like that.

That way you make sure that she tries her best, but if she fails, you saved 500 baht.

Sometimes you will hear girls say “up to you” when you ask for her price. Never go with a girl with that “up to you” deal. When you are done with her she can suddenly say that she wants 4000 baht. What do you do then?

 

 

DON’T FALL IN LOVE

Don’t be that moron¬†who falls in love with a bar girl. I know it’s hard when you just came from the sex prison of the US or the EU with fat and masculine woman, and suddenly are in the situation where you have a hot little stunner¬†in your lap that will¬†suck your dick with passion and fold your clothes with a smile right after. It’s like being in a¬†parallelle universe.

The moment you start to fall in love with the bar girl, she will tell you a heartbreaking story about how much she hate this job, and all the horrible stuff she have to do with customers.

This might be true on some occasions, but for the most part it’s just made up bullshit to make you open up your pocket even more.

I don’t mean to sound like a heartless whore monger here. I’m just realistic.

Fact is, most bar girls love their life. They can sleep late every day, they can be lazy, no one tells them what to do. They party hard every night and meet guys from all over the world that pays for everything they do.

Hot girls can make up to 50.000 – 60.000 baht per month. That’s three times more than an average worker with bachelor degree. The best ones can make up to 400.000 baht.

A lot of girls do this job for some years, then they have saved up enough money to invest in a business or real estate.

So. I will say it clear and loud one last time:

DON’T DATE OR FALL IN LOVE WITH BAR GIRLS

I could tell you countless of horror stories involving relationships between foreigners and bar girls. The truth is that 99.9% of them don’t give a shit about you, and they never will. The moment you fly out of Thailand, another fly in.

These girls are professional players just like us. They know exactly what kind of buttons to push to make you feel special so you open your pockets for them. And if you never had any luck with hot women back home, it can be an overwhelming feeling.

Don’t get played!

Have fun for the night and when the morning comes, wake up from the dream. Thank the girl for a fun night and say GOODBYE. It’s not real and 99.9% of these girls just look at you as a walking ATM machine.

If you are looking for a ‘real’ girl that actually cares about you, and don’t see¬†you as a walking ATM machine. You are much better off signing up for Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly. There are a ton of girls on these sites that don’t want your money, but are looking for real¬†relationships and friendships.

A lot of girls moves away from their family in their 20’s to find work in the bigger cities. Many of them are lonely, and sign up for an dating site to look for friends and love.