High season is just around the corner, and in a couple of weeks we will start to see the bars, beaches and the streets of Pattaya fill up with horny gentlemen from all over the world. Good times, good times will come! 😀
Unfortunately, when demand goes up, prices goes up, up ad UP! Fuck man, that is life….. 🙁
If you’re on a tight budget, don’t worry. I will do whatever I can to help out a fellow monger!
The cheapest sex in Pattaya
If you are looking for sex, expect to pay 1000 baht a pop. You can find sex cheaper than this, but it would probably be an old beaten up skunk with a ton of make-up and stretch marks everywhere. Not my idea of fun.
The blow job bars
Okay. I think the blow-job bars offer great value. You won’t get sex, but blow-jobs.
Dont be depressed yet. These girls really know how to suck cock. If a girls really know what she’s doing, I think it’s even better than regular vaginal sex with condom.
If you’re not picky on looks, you can take an old lady that have been doing this job the last 20 years. She knows her stuff and will drain your balls like no other girl have ever done before. Trust me on this guys!
Or you can choose a petite little shy newcomer and cum all over her pretty little face while she has a panic attack. It’s really up to you. 😀
I’ve already covered where you can find blow-job bars in Pattaya in this post. So check it out for more information. Expect to pay anything between 700 to 1000 baht for a blow job.
If blow jobs is not enough for you, and you want hot wild sex with a lady all night long in your hotel bed. Then your next best shot is the freelancers.
Freelancers at Beach Rd
Just because a girl is a freelancer, doesn’t mean that she’s a toothless old skunk with HIV and a missing leg. Some girls just prefer to work on their own. They have complete ownership over their own income, and they can choose when they want to work. Some girls just prefer that style.
They don’t want to sit in a bar all night long pushing people to buy drinks, or dance on a scene for 6 hours in a Gogo bar.
You can find freelancers all over Beach Rd that goes along, you guessed it, the beach! 😀
It’s literally hundreds, if not maybe thousands of girls on this street every night waiting for customers. Just walk up and down Beach Rd while you look at the buffet, until you find a girl that you want to drain your balls in.
Negotiation is possible, but don’t be to aggressiv. What I usually do is to tell the girl that I will give her what she want, if she does an outstanding job. If not, I will give her 300-500 baht less.
Caution with freelancers
If you take a freelancer, you have to bring her back to your hotel (Unless you take her It have happened that freelancers have stolen stuff from their customers. This is how you avoid that:
Make the girl shower first. When she is done, make her leave her clothes and purse at the bathroom while you take a shower. If she want to steal your stuff. She will have to run out of the hotel naked in a towel.
Put all your cash and credit cards in the safe, or bring it with you when you take a shower.
Girls that drug down their customers
I think this is mostly an urban myth. I’ve never heard about anyone, or talked with a anyone that have been drugged down by a hooker in Thailand. I’ve only read stories about it on strange places on the Internet.
I would not worry to much about this.
Watch out for bad behavior
Some girls that works as freelancers do so because they got kicked out or their bar from bad behavior. Some have also caught serious diseases like HIV or Hepatitis. Always use condom with these girls.
To avoid a freelancer with bad behavior, build report with the girl. Talk with her for 10-15 minutes before you decide to take her back. That way you have a feel for how she is. You could even bring her for some food. Thai girls love to eat, as long as you pay she won’t say no, and you have more time to build report. 🙂
Freelancers in nightclubs
The nightclubs in Walking Street is filled with freelancers, especially after midnight. You are probably more likely to find a girl here that is up for some serious fun. They have already been drinking and have loosen up much more than the girls that are just standing around in the streets.
Insomnia and Ibar have freelancers all over the dance-floor, and around the bar, after midnight.
Negotiation is possible, and if the girl really likes you she might even go with you for free. If she went there with a friend. Well.. Maybe you are about to try your first threesome? 😀 😀
Expect to pay 1000 – 1500 for a freelancer in the nightclubs short time, and 1500+ for long-time.
Happy ending massage in Pattaya
There is not a street in Pattaya that doesn’t have a massage shop. They are literally everywhere, and all of them offer happy endings. I’ve been doing this game so long now. I just take the oldest and fattest lady I can find.
They have been doing this job for decades. They know how to massage you, they have strong hands, trust me, these women will dismantle you with their hands. At the end I let them suck me off, I don’t even care how they look. I just close my eyes and enjoy the sensations. These old women know how to suck out every single sperm-cell in your ball sack.
Expect to pay around 300 baht for 1 hour massage, and anything from 500 baht to 1000 baht for the blowjob, depending on how hot the girl is. 🙂
One blowjob in Pattaya will set you back minimum 700 baht. A one month membership at Thai Cupid will set you back around the same amount (20 dollar). With that tool you have access to hundred of thousands of girls that are eager to met foreigners.
Thai men are already womanizers and will hit on Thai women in everyday situations, so you know that if a Thai girl is on a dating site, she’s there to meet foreigners.
Signing up for a dating site is really a no-brainer before you go to Thailand. Read more here.
So. This is my best tips for finding cheap sex in Pattaya for those who are on a budget. Go out and have some fun! 😀
Of course, the hottest girls are in the gogo-bars. But I think the prices are outrageous, and a lot of the hot girls in the gogo’s get so much attention that they have become spoiled shit kids. It’s not fun to be with them.
And in the end it’s going to cost you 3000+ baht when you have paid for barfine, the girls, your drinks and her lady drinks. For that price she should treat you like a fucking sultan, but she won’t because she’s a spoiled brat.
It’s much better to find a cute freelancer in the street, or at a nightclub, party and have fun with her all night, and bring her back to your hotel 4 in the morning for the finale. If you are on a tight time-schedule, just go to a blow-job bar and get your balls drained in 15 minutes.
This is something I hear in the expat community around Thailand all the time. “You should not date those Thai girls, much better to just find a hooker, it will save you money!”
I’ve been thinking about that, and is it really true?
I don’t think so, and to put it frankly; I think it’s just something some guys spew out to justify banging hookers so they can feel better about themselves.
Some even say it with so much confidence that I actually think they believe their own nonsense.
Don’t get me wrong, and I don’t try to sound like a feminist or anything. I’m totally guilty myself, but at least be honest about it. You don’t fuck hookers because you save money. You fuck them because it’s easy. Because you have to put in zero effort. You will never be rejected and they will provide you with constant confirmation that you are ‘desired’.
These girls know exactly what you want, and it’s so fucking addictive. I still remember my first time in Pattaya. Coming from a boring town in Scandinavia with constant rain and miserable people. I couldn’t fucking comprehend what was going on. It was like releasing a starving dog in a slaughterhouse. I went completely nuts and spent over 5000$ in two weeks.
Life becomes so damn easy and comfortable. In fact you don’t have to do anything to get the best thing in the world; sex. You just throw money on the ‘problem’ and they will do whatever you want.
But you have to wake up from the delusional thinking. Fucking hookers will not save you money, and no matter how much you believe that, it’s pure nonsense.
It’s plenty of free girls in Thailand
In reality there are plenty of girls that will date you for free. Not a dime spent! They don’t want anything from you except your attention and love. Some are looking for lasting relationships, some are just looking for fun. And they’re not hard to find if you just stick you nose out of the bar for a day.
They will fuck you every night but demand nothing in return. They will give you a good time, give you company, crack jokes with you, have interesting conversations with you. Whatever you want.
And I’m just a regular Joe, it’s nothing special about me that makes me more attractive than all the other Joe’s. I work out, I take care of my appearance as much as possible, I brush my teeth and take a shower every day. But that’s pretty much it.
Of course, there are girls out there who are not hookers, but still try to get a financial gain from you. But these girls are quite easy to filter out if you don’t think with your dick but use your brain instead.
Why do I say all this? I say this because I have dated a bunch of these girls. A lot of guys are missing out on meaningful and fun relationships because they have been stuck in a bar for too long. Their perspective on girls have been twisted into something that is simply not true.
Maybe they have been betrayed by some girl earlier? Maybe a girl went behind their back and ran away with some business that they put in the girl’s name? I don’t know what turned them into that, but it’s not real, and don’t listen to them.
What are your opinion on this? I’m really curios what you have to say if you are one of the guys that claim that you save money on hookers. Comment section is down below.
I’ve tried all of those, and they’re all legit that really put an effort in service. They’re also very discreet. You call them up or send them an email, and the women will meet you at your hotel room.
If you want to check out the go-go bars I have already written about what I think are the best go-go bars in Bangkok. You can find that post here.
Work for it
If you’re not into the professionals and you want to hunt girls. You have a lot of options in Bangkok.
I’ve already written a location report for Bangkok. In that post you will find a lot of tips on where you can approach girls in Bangkok. Check it out here.
This is probably the best way to do it. Especially if you are coming to Bangkok on a limited time. You can start to talk up girls before you even come here. If you have a boring job you can spend some of your time at work to chat up girls.
Start 1-2 months before you arrive Bangkok, and you’ve created your own little harem of girls. Trust me.
I’ve already written a lot about online dating on this site. Here I explain why online dating works so well in Thailand and here I explain how you can make a profile that will make you swim in pussy offers.
You should also check out this post on how you can improve your game with Thai girls for real life approaching and dates from online sites.
In this guide I will tell you about all the different naughty life districts that are in Pattaya. You can still find naughty action outside these districts but in slightly lesser concentration. At the bottom of this post there is a map of al the places I have been talking about.
Walking street is the ‘main attraction’ in Pattaya, and probably the first place you think about when someone mention Pattaya. The amount of neon light they have been able to put inside this tiny strip of road is amazing.
This street alone, with its side streets have over 70 go-go bars. In addition to that it has 3-4 beer bar gardens with 15-20 bars in each garden.
The most popular nightclubs and ‘regular’ bars here is Ibar, Insomnia and The Stoners house. That last bar has live music every night.
You will also find a bunch of other bars in this street that I don’t remember the name of. All can be equal good. It really depends on the vibe at what bar you stay in.
Most of the go-go bars in Walking Street has hot girls, but a lot of the go-go are just that. Average. To find the best go-go bars check the guide I already linked to over.
Best time to come to Walking Street is between 7pm – 9pm if you want to visit a go-go bar. At this time most girls have come to work, and they have not been barfined yet. If you go later than this, you might risk that all the hot girls are taken for the night.
The nightclubs in Walking Street usually fills up after midnight and are open until there are no more people.
Walking Street can be a little bit pushy. Working girls here will nag about lady drinks, people will approach you all the time about ping-pong shows or try to drag you inside bars / go-go’s etc. The street will always be crammed and its the most expensive place in Pattaya to drink, eat and go with girls.
Soi 6 – Short-time bars and blow-job bars
This is my favorite street in Pattaya. The reason is; it’s no bullshit. You walk in, find a girl who you like, go upstairs, have your fun, pay, and you’re out of there.
Soi 6 is a 100 meter long street filled with 40-60 beer bars. However, they are not like the beer bars in Walking Street. The bars in Soi 6 have their own rooms upstairs with a bed and a shower.
When you have found the girl that you like, you simply go upstairs.
This street can be pretty wild at times, and the energy is sky-high every night. Some of the girls that work here are completely nuts. You won’t find shy girls here that are afraid to go wild.
The prices are much more friendly than in Walking Street. A beer here can be half the price of some of the go-go bars in Walking Street.
While prices goes up every year in Walking Street, the prices in Soi 6 stays the same. A shag costs between 1000 – 1300 baht.
You might think that the girls here must be ugly when you have to pay 1000 baht for a bang. That is not true. I’ve met some of the hottest and most fun girls in this street.
A lot of the girls here could easily get a job in one of Walking Street’s go-go bars. Why don’t they do it? They are probably too lazy to dance all night.
Ladyboys in Soi 6
Soi 6 also have a lot of ladyboy bars. These are location closest to the beach in Soi 6. Prices are the same as the girl bars.
Soi LK Metro
Soi LK Metro is another street in Pattaya with a big concentration of naughty establishments. This street has a lot of beer bar and go-go bars. In the connecting street, Soi Diana, down below Areca Logde Hotel, you will find a gigantic beer-bar garden with 50-70 beer bars. All with 5-10 girls each.
Soi LK Metro used to be cheaper than Walking Street, but these days the prices are pretty much the same. However, if you like it a little bit more laid back, you should probably choose Soi LK Metro.
My favorite go-go bars in Soi LK Metro is Lady Love.This place has an open shower where the girls are soaping themselves up while dancing to music. Fun stuff! 😀
Another good, and the biggest go-go in Soi LK Metro is Showgirls go-go bar.
Beer bars in Pattaya
Beer-bars are what Pattaya is most famous for after Walking Street. Most beer-bars are found in clusters inside beer-bar gardens. In one garden there can be anything from 5 bars to 40 bars. All bars with 3-15 girls.
The biggest beer-bar gardens in Pattaya are found inside Walking Street on right-hand side when you are walking from Beach Rd. You will find two massive beer-bar gardens here.
There are also beer-bar gardens spread all around Pattaya. Usually they are close to Beach Rd or Pattayasaisong Rd. Pattayasaisong Rd goes parallel to Beach Rd.
When you get to Mikes Shopping mall there is a gigantic beer-bar garden on the right side of Pattayasaisong Rd if you are coming from Walking Street.
In Soi 7, 8 and 9 there are also hundred of beer bars spread all over the place.
Girls in the beer-bars are usually much more easy-going than their sisters in the go-go bars. They won’t nag so much about lady drinks and they will be much more relaxed. In fact, most of these girls will never ask for anything, you have to give them lady drinks.
If you are looking for a girl friend experience I would go for the beer-bar girls. Some girls can be sexy and sweet as hell. Some girls are just to lazy to stand dancing in a go-go bar all night. Just because beer-bar girls are cheaper doesn’t mean they are uglier.
Happy Ending Massage in Pattaya
You can’t really go anywhere in Pattaya without seeing a massage parlor shop. They are literally in every street of Pattaya. All of them offer massage and you will probably get a happy ending in most of them too.
Just walk around until you find a shop with a cute girl that you like. Then tell the girls that you want massage with the girl you like. When you get upstairs with her, she will probably tap you on your dick at some point with a funny smile on her face.
If she does not give you a tap, you have to ask her. If she says no, well, you have been very unlucky with the girl you selected.
You will have to pay for the massage. That is usually between 200-300 baht. If you want happy ending you should go for oil massage as you will be lying naked with only a towel over your private parts (easy access for the girl).
Hand-job: 500-700 baht Blow-job: 1000 baht
Some girls will not be shy at all and they will deep throat your dick and let you cum all over their face or inside the mouth. Some will even swallow. Other girls will be super-shy and be paranoid about getting even one drop of jizz in their face / mouth.
In my experience, the older the girl is, the more likely it is she will be good at sucking and let you cum all over her.
If you don’t want to take the chance about getting a good / bad girl. I suggest that you go to the blow job bars to get a girl that really knows how to suck dick.
Blow-job Bars in Pattaya
I’ve had some blow-jobs in Pattaya that have been simply amazing. Most girls can’t make me cum when they suck me, but in Pattaya I’ve met some girls that have made me cum within 2 minutes.
Also, they are not shy about jizz and they will let you cum all over their face or in their mouth. Some will even swallow. So if that is what you want, you should stay away from the massage shops and go to a dedicated blow-job bar instead.
Most girls in the blow-job bars are not on the upper scale when it comes to beauty, but they know their stuff. So it’s kind of fun nevertheless.
The blow job bars are found all over Pattaya, but there is a cluster of them in Soi 13/2 and in Soi 6. Check the map under for location.
Other stuff in Pattaya
There is a really good nightclub in Pattaya called Hollywood Pattaya. This place is huge and it fills up every night. You will find mostly Thai people here, but if you go here with a girl you took from a go-go bars or beer-bar you can have really fun.
They play a mix of Thai Pop music, Thai Rock, Pop music from the Western world, K-pop and house. Usually it’s one hour with one genre, then they switch to something else. They also have a lot of female dancers and other entertainment on the main scene.
If you want the girlfriend experience with a hooker I suggest that you take her out for some drinks. This will loosen her up, and it will be more easy for her to have fun with you. I’ve done this a million times and it’s always a winner.
Just next to Mikes Shopping mall, over the street you will find a restaurant that is called Beefeater. The steak they sell here is amazing.
The steak is so tender it melts in your mouth. It will set you back around 1000 baht, but you get what you pay for.
Map of nightlife and redlight in Pattaya
Under you will find a map of everything I have talked about in this post. It’s sorted after type. If you click the square at the top-right corner of the map goes full screen. Much easier to navigate.
So you are planning a trip to Thailand for the first time and you just found this post? I’ll tell you everything you’ll need to know in this Thailand Sex Guide to have a lot of sex in Thailand.
That way you don’t have to waste any time on your sex holiday in Thailand. 🙂
My goal in this post is to make a rundown of all different places you can find female company in Thailand. How the different places work. And of course, what you have to do to end up with a little stunner in your bed.
This guide will mostly focus on the P4P scene, so if you’re not interested in that I’ve written a lot about regular dating here.
Here I tell you how much money you’ll have to bring, and I even make a budget for you. Make sure to check that post out too!
As I have said earlier here and here. Thailand is still pussy paradise nr. 1, and if you want to have sex with a lot of women, or just find one little stunner that you can spend your vacation with, you should absolutely go to Thailand..! 😀
Before I start this Thailand Sex Guide, I will just tell you one free way to get laid in Thailand. You can save a lot of money if you take this route above hookers.
Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly are two great dating sites to find free sex in Thailand. You can sign up now, and get in touch with hundreds of girls instantly.
Why does online dating work so well?
I’ve already written about that in this post. So I wont go into the details here.
Thai girls have heard legends of white men with big dicks and thick wallets sweeping girls up online. The next three months the girl have uploaded photos of herself on Facebook from ten different countries all over the world, as the guy took her for a trip.
Thai girls are not on online dating sites to meet Thai men. Thai men are notorious womanizers, and a hot girl will be hit on several times a day in her daily life by Thai men. So if you meet a girl online, you know she’s looking for foreigners.
It isn’t exactly online dating, but it’s one of the quickest and easiest ways to get laid online in Thailand (currently it’s only available in Bangkok, but they are expanding soon).
www.smooci.com is an instant companion booking platform which lets you live search 100s of local Escorts and independent girls, with the ability to see customer rating scores and make instant bookings, and having a girl at your room in just a few simple clicks.
The prices are very competitive, and just about as low as you’ll find in Bangkok, and you can even track your girl all the way to your hotel room door with their live GPS tracking system, Uber style.
Expressions used in this guide
Before we start this Thailand sex guide, let me explain the most common expressions used in the red lights of Thailand.
Barfine: A fee you have to pay the bar to take the girl out of the bar. Short-time: Taking a girl short time. Usually one shot back at your hotel or in a short-time hotel. Long-time: Taking a girl for the entire night, and the following day until she’ll go back to work.
Fishbowl: A room full of ladies with a glass in between you and the girls. Normally fund at the soapy massage parlors. Butterfly: A person that have sex with, or mix between many different sex partners. Mongering: Someone that are doing the activity of finding a hooker to have sex with. Bar bell: A bell inside the gogo bars and beer bars. If you ring the bell you will buy a drink to the entire bar. Never ring in this bell for fun or if you don’t have the money. Shot: How many times you can cum.
Where to buy sex in Thailand?
So… There are basically 7 different places that you can go to in Thailand to rent pussy. Those places are go-go bars, beer bars, short-time bars, massage parlors, soapy massage parlors, escort and freelancers.
Go-go bars are found many places in Thailand. But they are in the biggest concentration in cities like Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. Here you have districts full of go-go bars. If you want to have a beer while you are watching girls in bikini dance in front of you, you should absolutely check out the go-go bars.
The girls are dancing in a bikini and sometimes naked. You get a really good look at their bodies. That way you know that it’s nothing ‘wrong’ with her when you get her back to the room.
The hottest hookers of Thailand are usually working in the go-go bars, so if you want a hot girl without looking all around the town, you should probably just hit up a go-go bar.
Go-go bars are usually the most expensive place to lease a pussy. Bar fine is usually twice as much as in the nearby beer bars. The girls also charge more than in the beer bars, especially if she’s a stunner!
The music is pretty loud in these places and it’s a high energy place. If you want to know your girl before you bang her, you should probably not go to the go-go bars. If you like the high energy, let yourself loose in a go-go bar. 😀
How it works:
When you enter a go-go, an employee will usually escort you to an available seat. She will ask you if you want something to drink. In some go-go bars you will sit alone until you choose a lady, but in some places a lady will come to you and introduce her self. This is usually not creme de la creme of the girls available in the bar.
If you don’t like the girl who introduces herself, don’t waste your time with her just to end up buying lady drinks. These girls know how to play your feelings, and it’s hard to ditch one girl for another girl that you think much hotter.
Okay. So if you are still sitting alone, and you see a girl that you like, all the girls have numbers on either their hips or their shoulders. Just call a waiter and tell them that you want to speak with number X.
Number X will then come to you, sit next to you and introduce herself. She will also ask for a lady drink as you are using her time. This is something you have to buy, or you risk that she is leaving you or not be has happy as she can be.
If you like the girl, and you want to put your happy stick in her honey pot. You simply ask her what her price is. She will then tell her price for short time and long time and how much the bar wants in barfine.
If you want to do some special stuff. Like anal sex, role games or give her a face paint. This is a good time to ask her what she goes along with.
After you have given the money for the barfine to the bar, the girl will go inside the wardrobe and change to normal clothes. When she comes back she’s yours for the night.
Beer bars can be found everywhere in Thailand. Even in the smallest village out in Isaan you will find something. They are the symbol on Thailand’s sex industry. In Pattaya alone there are over 2000 beer bars, with an average of 5-10 girls ready to entertain you.
They are cheaper than the go-go bars and they still have a lot of sexy girl. You just have to look around slightly more before you find something that catch your eye.
Usually a more laid back vibe that I personally like more than the go-go bars.
Easier to speak with the girls and get a feel for how she is.
Will give you the GFE (girl friend experience) much more than in the go-go bars.
I don’t really have anything bad to say about the beer bars. I really love ’em. 😀
How it works:
When you enter a beer bar there will be sitting a lot of girls both in the bar and behind the bar. Usually all of them can be barfined. To go with a girl you simply ask her what she wanted for the deal, and if you agree, she’s yours. 😀
Some girls will ask for a lady drink if you talk with them for a long time. But beer bar girls are usually much more laid back about this than the girls in the go-go bars.
Just to be polite I always give the bar girls a lady drink, or tip, if I talk with them longer then 10 minutes. A lot of these girls are smart and funny, and their job is to entertain you. So if you had a great time, but did not barfine her, give her a lump of money. 😀
Short-time bars are very similar to the beer-bars, in that it is a bar with a lot of available girls hanging around. The only difference is that they have rooms in the upper floors of the bars where you can bring the girl.
Straight to business. No hassle with barfines or bringing the girl back to your hotel.
No risk that she steals your stuff or that she drugs you.
Much cheaper than the go-go bars and beer-bars.
The girls here are the least shy girls, and a lot of them are wild as fuck.
How it works:
You enter a short-time bar, sit down and order a beer. Some short-time bars are outdoor bars with a open view to the street, while other bars are hidden from the street and with air-con.
When you have found the girl that you like, you simply ask her to go upstairs with you, and she will go with you. When you get upstairs she will take a shower, and sometimes you will take shower together while she warm you up with a blowjob in the shower.
The going rate in most short-time bars in Thailand is 1000 – 1300 baht. That is all-inclusive. Room, sex, barfine, shower and you’ll ever need. That is a pretty good deal if you ask me. Some of these girls are wild as fuck, and will give you a good time.
The most famous street in Thailand for short-time bars are soi 6 in Pattaya.
Knowing what massage parlor that offer extras can be tricky at times. A good rule to follow is that the closer a massage parlor is to a red light district, the more likely it will be that they have extra stuff on the menu. Another good thing to look for, is how loud the girls yell for you!
Much cheaper than the go-go bars and beer bars. The average price all over Thailand is about 500 baht for a hand job and 1000 baht for a blowjob.
Relative discreet. You don’t have to walk around with a hooker, register her in your hotel front desk etc.
Some of these girls really know how to suck dick, and they take the money shot like champions.
How it works:
If you walk past a massage parlor, and you see a skunk that you like, simply say to the girl that you want her to massage you. If you take oil massage you will be completely naked with just a towel over your broomstick (easy access for the girl).
In some of the most dirty massage parlors they wont even let you out before they have sucked out all the juice from your balls (if you want to know what I mean, go to Sukhumvit soi 23 behind Soi Cowboy in Bangkok) Those girls are fucking nuts!
Some girls will be very out front about giving you a happy ending, other girls will just tap on your dick with a funny look in their face, while others you have to ask.
These establishments are found all around Thailand. Some of them are huge and even have a kitchen where you can have food served to your room while you bang away on your temporary sex toy.
These places are mostly visited by Thai men, but foreigners are welcome also.
Some of these parlors have unbelievable sexy girls. I once went to a soapy massage in Bangkok and I could not believe my eyes!
No bullshit! You go inside, pay, fuck, leave. No lady drinks or bar fines. Tipping is up to you!
How it works:
When you enter a soapy massage you will usually see a fishbowl full of girls. Some parlors also have freelancers that just sits around in the lobby. You walk around, look at the girls, and when you have found one that catch your eyes, you call a waiter and ask to talk with her.
The girls inside the fishbowl will have number’s on them, while the freelancers will not, but they are in the lobby, so you can just go over and talk with them.
When the girl that you selected have introduced herself, it is really up to you want you want to do. You could go straight to the rooms upstairs, or you could sit down and talk for 5 minutes (this is a good time to ask her what she goes along with if you want to do some special stuff).
When it’s time to go up, the girl will bring you to the cashier, there you will pay for all the fun, and she will escort you to an available room.
What happens in the room?
In the room there is a big bed and a big baht tub. The girl will fill up the bath tub. When the bath tub is full you will jump inside together. She will start to massage you with oils and soap. Some girls will even give you a body-to-body massage (that is fucking awesome!!).
When you feel that you can’t hold it anymore, and just need to empty your balls in her, you tell her, and you jump inside the bed to have som bed fun. 😀
Escort services are found all around the world, so you probably already know how that works. The good part about escort services is that it can be completely discreet. You don’t even have to leave your hotel room because you can just call up an escort service and have a girl sent to your room.
Another good thing with the escort services is that you know what you get! If you go with a bar girl or a go-go girl you never really know what she goes along with. She might say that she gives blowjob, but when you cum in her face she freaks out and run to the toilet to wash her face. That will not happen with an escort lady, they are 100% professional and will take your load like champions.
Then you have the freelancers. The street girls that work on their own. They can be found a lot of places in Thailand, but mostly in Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. In Pattaya there is a shit load of them along beach road.
They are dirt cheap! You can get a shag for 500 baht if you know what you are doing
No barfines, lady drinks or other bullshit like that. Straight to business!
WARNING ABOUT FREELANCERS
Some freelancers work on the street because they like it that way. But not all. Some have been kicked out their bar because of bad behavior or because they got busted with HIV. Be careful with freelancers.
Mongering in Thailand is a fun activity 99.9% of the time, and you will most likely never encounter any problems.
You will probably be very surprised when you discover the vibe in Thailand’s red lights is nothing like you have ever seen elsewhere in the world.
While red lights in most of the world are something ‘dirty’ and ‘shady’, something that is hidden away in a far out district in a bad neighborhood of a town.
In Thailand, it is completely open, and there is almost no dirty or shameful vibe over it. The hookers will be happy, have lots energy and give you the best time of your life.
If you want to read more about costs and what you need to plan for a sex vacation in Thailand. Check out this post.
Is Thailand a safe place to have fun with girls?
Many guys asks me if Thailand really is safe. They read about people getting stabbed to death by local thugs and tourists dying in traffic accidents almost daily.
To that I will say. Thailand is a safe place if you use your head. With that I mean:
Always respect the local people, culture and authorities.
Never become too drunk. Thugs target drunk people
Never be confrontational
Pay your bills
Be careful in the traffic
If you can follow those five steps there is a 99.999% you will get home without any issues. I’ve been in Thailand for many years now and I haven’t had a single issue yet. On the other hand I have friends who have been here on vacation several times who always ends up in some kind of trouble. It’s all about your attitude.
The majority of the hookers you will come across will be very honest, kind, and go out-of-the-way to make you happy. They will be your girlfriend for the night and you will have the time of your life. But sometimes you can come across a rotten egg.
Here are some steps you can do to keep yourself safe around hookers:
Never go with a girl that you suspect are on drugs. They will probably be fun to be with while they’re high, but then the drugs fade out (in your hotel room), they can turn into a nightmare.
Be very careful when you go with freelancers, especially if you bring them back to your hotel. If they steal from you, you have no bar to go back to for a complaint.
If you suspect in any way that a girl can become trouble, dump her. You don’t want that trouble inside your hotel room. Thai people are extremely bad at dealing with conflicts, nobody will help you.
How to keep your valuables safe at the hotel while you have visit:
Money, credit cards, passport and small cameras are easy to keep safe. Just put it inside your hotel safe when you come back to the hotel with your temporary girlfriend. Big stuff like laptops and DSLR cameras might not fit inside a hotel safe.
Here is what you do: Always make the girl shower first. When she is done with the shower, make sure her handbag and clothes stays inside the bathroom when it’s your turn to shower. If she want to steal from you, she will have to run out of the hotel in a towel with your laptop and camera. That will never happen.
Always keep to the deal
Never try to run away from what you owe a girl. Always make sure that you enough money to pay. Some girls have ‘money collectors’ that will make sure that you pay, and it won’t be pleasant for you. Here is one of them.
You can haggle the price of a girl if you think that she’s overcharging you. But don’t be too upfront about it. What I usually do is to say that I will give her the price she wants, if she does an outstanding job. If she fails to do that, I will give her 500 baht less, or something like that.
That way you make sure that she tries her best, but if she fails, you saved 500 baht.
Sometimes you will hear girls say “up to you” when you ask for her price. Never go with a girl with that “up to you” deal. When you are done with her she can suddenly say that she wants 4000 baht. What do you do then?
Always build report with the girls
Just because you’re paying the girl to have sex with you doesn’t mean she will automatically give you the most amazing night ever.
Like every other girl you need to warm her up. You need to make her comfortable. These girls are human beings with feelings just like girls who don’t sell sex.
In fact, the girls take a big chance every time they go with a new guy to a hotel. Most guys are physical stronger than woman. If something should happen, like the guy turning out to be an abusive cunt, she can’t do much about it there and then apart from trying to escape.
Make her feel safe around, it will be much easier for her to relax and have fun too.
I’ve met so many guys down here who just get drunk, then they go inside a nightclub or gogo bar, pick a girl, then go straight to a short time hotel without talking anything with the girl. I see it every time I go to a gogo bar.
Then later they complain about the girl not giving him the amazing time that he read about online before they came to Thailand.
So what do I mean by build report?
You need to find out what the girl is about. Ask her her name, where is she from in Thailand? What is her interests? How long has she been working here? What food does she like?
Warm here up and get some chemistry going!
Tell a little bit about yourself too, and if you have kinky stuff that you want to do with the girl, now its a good time to ask about that. Don’t be shy, they have heard everything before.
If you don’t have chemistry with the girl…
… you’re most likely never going to have a good time with her. She will do very little to please you, and you wont like being around her either as she’s not the happy and fun girl you’d would like her to be.
I rather go with a 8 I have good chemistry with, than a 10 that’s just a pain in the ass being around.
DON’T FALL IN LOVE
Don’t be that moron who falls in love with a bar girl. I know it’s hard when you just came from the sex prison of the US or the EU with fat and masculine woman, then suddenly are in the situation where you have a hot little stunner in your lap that will suck your dick with passion and fold your clothes with a smile right after. It’s like being in a parallel universe.
The moment you start to fall in love with the bar girl, she will tell you a heartbreaking story about how much she hate her job, and all the horrible stuff she have to do with customers.
This might be true on some occasions, but for the most part it’s just made up bullshit to make you open up your wallet.
I don’t mean to sound like a heartless whore monger here. I’m just realistic.
Fact is, most bar girls love their life. They can sleep late every day, they can be lazy, no one tells them what to do. They party hard every night and meet interesting guys from all over the world that pays for everything they do. It’s a myth that only fat old ugly guys rent pussy.
Hot girls can make up to 50.000 – 60.000 baht per month. That’s three times more than an average employee with a bachelor degree. The hottest hookers can make up to 400.000 baht if she’s in the right social circles and know how to deal her cards.
A lot of girls do this job for some years, then they have saved up enough money to invest in a business or real estate.
So. I will say it clear and loud one last time:
DON’T FALL IN LOVE WITH BAR GIRLS
I could tell you countless of horror stories involving relationships between foreigners and bar girls. The truth is that 99.9% of them don’t give a shit about you, and they never will. The moment you fly out of Thailand, another fly in.
These girls are professional players just like us. They know exactly what kind of buttons to push to make you feel special so you open your wallet for them. And if you never had any luck with hot women back home, it can be an overwhelming feeling.
Yes. These girls live rough lives and most of them would probably not do this job if they had good alternatives. I’m not trying to sound like a heartless asshole here.
If you absolutely want to go further with a bar girl, and you think you have something going on. Progress really fucking slow with her. I’m talking about months, maybe even years here…
No need to send her 20.000 baht as soon as you come home. Take it slow and see what happens. If she gets pushy with money fast you know she just exploits you. If she only want to talk and be in your company, maybe she actually likes you and want to be with you. But be careful.
But in general. Have fun for the night and when the morning comes, wake up from the dream. Thank the girl for a fun night and say GOODBYE. It’s not real and 99.9% of these girls just look at you as a walking ATM machine.
If you are looking for a ‘real’ girl that actually cares about you, and don’t see you as a walking ATM machine. You are much better off signing up for Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly. There are a ton of girls on these sites that don’t want your money, but are looking for real relationships and friendships.
A lot of girls moves away from their family in their 20’s to find work in the bigger cities. Many of them are lonely, then sign up for a dating site to look for friends and love.
I’ve already written a lot about dating in Thailand. See this page.
Feel free to ask questions in the comment field if you want to know something specific. If you have 10.000 questions check out this post.
Pattaya is the sex capital of the world. No other place on this planet do you have a higher concentration of hookers that are ready to entertain you at any time of the day than here.
It’s hard to estimate just how many hookers there are in this city, but I read somewhere that Pattaya have around 2000 beer bars. An average a beer bar have around 5-10 hookers. Then you also have all the Go-go bars and the endless amount of massage shops that have happy ending available. Not to mention all the freelancers at beach Rd.
I think it’s safe to say that Pattaya have a minimum of 30.000 girls ready to entertain you, every day all year around. That is really something unique!
Available girls (6/5)
Yes. I’ll give Pattaya a 6 out of 5 score. I know it’s impossible but when you arrive Pattaya you wont believe what you are seeing. I think it is a fitting score to give Pattaya. 😀
If you come to Thailand as a sex tourist and just want to go completely nuts. Pattaya is where you have to go. As I already mentioned, Pattaya is the sex capital of world and no matter what your needs are, you’ll find it in this city.
Ladyboys? Young petite girls? Russian hookers with attitude? Gay Thai men? An old exhausted freelance hookers for 500 baht a night? Africans? Or maybe dwarfs? Don’t worry, Pattaya has it all.
Want a smoking hot 10 to entertain you all night? No problem. Just go to the Go-go bars of Walking street, and pick the girl that you like the most for roughly 3000 baht long time.
Are you happy with a 7-8 with good attitude you should get your ass over to Soi 6 at the other side of town, pick your girl and take her upstairs for roughly 1000 baht (yes, the bars at soi 6 have their own rooms where you can bring your temporary sex toy). Can’t really be more convenient than that, can it? 😀
This is were this city loose some points with me. I do enjoy going with hookers at times, but I prefer to date good girls and giiks (fuck friends). In Pattaya that is not really an option. If you meet a girl here that is decent looking, there is a good probability that she is working in a Go-go bar or beer bar. Or that she has in the past, or that she is planning to do it.
You might meet a good girl, but I know if I did I would be super paranoid that she actually was a part time hooker. I would never drop the condom with a good girl in Pattaya, at least as long as she lived there. I don’t want HIV or some strange tropical disease that no one have ever heard of.
If you are looking for a girlfriend or a wife, you should go somewhere else. Like Bangkok or Chiang Mai up in north. 90% of the people who lives here comes from other places in Thailand, and almost everyone work in the tourist business. So that is what most people here will treat you as, a tourist.
If you just want to go nuts and fuck as many girls as humanly possible on your three weeks holiday. You are on the right place. 😀
I won’t be making a nightlife guide for Pattaya. Because no matter where you are in Pattaya there will be something happening. The entire town is just one gigantic whorehouse 24/7.
Another aspect of this is that a Go-go bar that was good on Monday, might suck on Tuesday. And a beer bar that was full of hot girls on Friday, might be almost empty on Saturday. Stuff happens fast in Pattaya and a bar that might be running well all week might suddenly close because they didn’t bribe the police.
Bars open and close everyday in this city.
My best tips for finding hot women in Pattaya is to just walk around until you find one. 😀 It’s really that simple. People will push you to stay longer in bars etc, but if there is no hot women inside, just pay your bill and try the bar 5 meters away.
Maybe I’ll make a nightlife guide for Pattaya on a later point, but right now I don’t see the point to be honest.
Stuff to do (4/5)
I have to be honest. Every time I’ve been going to Pattaya I have only been doing two things. That is drinking alcohol and fucking hookers at night.
Pattaya do have a beach, but I don’t like it that much. The beach can be littered at times, and the amount of street sellers that constantly try to sell you stuff you don’t need can be very annoying. You can’t relax for 1 minute before someone is trying to sell you fake sunglasses, stupid hats or dying flowers.
The good news is that there is one pretty good island just outside Pattaya, so if you need a break from the madness I absolutely recommend you going there. Maybe you can even bring one of the hookers you met the night before for company? Everything is possible in Pattayaland. 😀
Other than that you have all the normal tourist activities like jet-skis, paragliding, parks, zoo’s etc.. But lets be honest, you didn’t go to Pattaya do to that stuff, right? 😀
If Pattaya gets to intense for you, and trust me, it does from many people. You can always take the trip from Pattaya to Phuket with Bangkok airways. There is a direct flight from Pattaya airport to Phuket International Airport everyday at 1.00 pm.
Cost of living (4/5)
Pattaya is not the cheapest town in Thailand, but considering what you get for your money (basically a whore house on the size of a city), it’s not that bad after all.
You can get a good condo close to the action with air-con, free wifi and gym for about 10.000 baht a month short term. I have yet to find a webpage that offers apartments in Pattaya.
Message a Thai girl and ask her for help. Read my post How To Meet Thai Girls for more tips about this.
Hit the streets. Go to Pattaya, rent a cheap hotel for a night then walk the Sois and look for yourself.
Thai food is very cheap and if you eat in the basic street restaurants you’ll get a dinner for 50-100 baht.
However, there are a lot of good restaurants in town that sell high quality western food like steaks, burgers and pizza. It’s hard to not get tempted so your average daily budget on food will probably be higher than 100 baht dinners.
One of the best steaks I ever had I had in Pattaya at beefeater close to Mikes shopping mall. It will set you back almost 1000 baht but god damn is it worth it!
Here is the problem with Pattaya when it comes to cost of living
There is just to much temptations everywhere! People have literally jumped to death in Pattaya because they lost control, fucked a million girls on 10 different credit cards and then not been able to pay it back.
Instead of going home, work, make money and return later. They have just kept on going until every bank account and credit card is empty. Some jump off buildings while others become homeless losers in Pattaya.
If you want to move here permanently on a budget you better have some self-control and discipline. If not you can end up like those looser that jumps of buildings pretty damn fast.
I think Pattaya is a pretty safe place to stay in considering what is going on in this city! The city is complete madness with non stop parties and available girls for entertainment.
The biggest safety risk for any man in this city has to be what I have already talked about, losing control and just go completely nuts with hookers without having the money for it.
There are also a lot of tourists here that gets killed in traffic because they are stupid enough to drive 1000cc sport bikes when drunk. Don’t do that, you don’t want to end up at a street corner with your brain cut in half. Don’t be that guy…
And please, don’t be that naive idiot that falls in love with some gold digging whore that pretends to be a good girl, just to send her 10.000 baht a month as soon as you get home to “keep her”. As soon as you fly home, another boyfriend flies in.
You should not rent jet-skis in Pattaya (or phuket). There is a popular scam here towards clueless tourists.
You rent a jet-ski, and when you deliver it back the Thai dude that you rented it from will say that you damaged the jet-ski and have to pay for the damages.
If you try to get away or say that you did not damage it, the police will come. The only problem is that the police are on the scammers side as they get a cut from the money you’ll have to pay for the damage.
That sucks, because that is money that you could have spent on sexy Thai hookers instead. 🙁
Other than that there is all the regular scams in town that are normal for popular tourist destinations. There is a lot of money in this city and the thugs and robbers will of course go here rather than Sukhothai.
Keep your money safe, don’t flash with money anywhere and don’t get so drunk that you can’t take care of yourself. Don’t be naive and remember to use condoms with the hookers.
If you can do that, you will get home again in one piece. I promise! 😀
If you just want to go completely nuts, and have sex with more women than the most famous rock stars of this planet. Pattaya is absolutely a place you should go, and a place where you can say goodbye to your boring life permanently or for a period.
The city has a relative good infrastructure with the baht bus taking you all over town for only 10 baht per trip! It got a beach, and if you need a break from the madness you can always take a trip out to the island Koh Lan just outside Pattaya.
If you want to find good girls, you can still live in Pattaya banging hookers while you flirt with good girls in Bangkok on Thai Cupid. When you find a girl that you really like, you can just jump on a bus to Bangkok for the weekend.
Bangkok is only two hours away with bus, where you can fly anywhere in southeast Asia for under 4000 baht together with your good girl you just met. 😀
Available girls: 6/5 Party situation: 5/5 Stuff do to: 4/5 Cost of Living: 4/5 Safety: 4/5
Goodbye Boring Life Score:
23 / 25
I’m really interested to hear what you think about Pattaya. If you have been there, please comment in the comment section under.