Nightlife and Thai girls at Koh Chang

Koh Chang is my favorite island in Thailand. In my opinion there is no island above or beside.

The island is not too developed like lets say Koh Samoi where you don’t really feel like you’re on an island anymore because of all the tall buildings and developments, but you’re not out in the middle of the jungle either.

Koh Chang is perfectly balanced between preserving the beautiful wilderness but still have some of the craziness and debauchery that we all love. 😀

I think my tourist guide map says it the best: “The island of Koh Chang is a tropical marine national park. It’s hinterland consist of over 70% virgin rain forest and is the best preserved holiday destination in Thailand.” 😀

I don’t know about you guys, but when I go to an island I want to relax. I want to feel the nature. I want to be by myself, maybe together with a cute girl I found in a bar the night before. If I want to party hard I can go to Pattaya or Bangkok.

At Koh Chang you can relax on the beach. No beach sellers will harass you, you will hear the waves and not the traffic in the background from the beach promenade and you can hear the wind in the palm trees behind you while you sip coconut juice. That’s what island life is about! 😀

If you want to stay in big fancy 5 star resorts you can do that up north along White Sand Beach, if you want to have a beach for yourself stay all the way south near Bang Bao that have easy access to Klong Koi beach.

If you want to be totally isolated you can go to Long Beach.

When that is said. Koh Chang do not lack nightlife in any matters. Yes it’s not like Bangkok or Pattaya in intensity but you can for sure have your fun here.

 

Nightlife in Koh Chang

All of Koh Chang’s nightlife is happening on the West coast along Rural Rd all the way from White Sand Beach in north until Bang Bao in south. The nightlife varies from beer bars, regular bars, nightclubs, karaoke bars, small hippy huts and nice restaurants on the beach with live music, flame shows and games.

Content

1: Beer Bars with working girls
2: Best bars in Koh Chang
3: Ladyboys on Koh Chang
4: Karaoke bars
5: Sky bars
6: Big parties on Lonely Beach
7: Where to buy marijuana

 

Beer bars with working girls

Is there one thing Koh Chang doesn’t lack, its beer bars with working girls. In fact, that’s what this island is all about if you ask me. You will find beer bars along Rural Rd from the town along White Sand Beach and all the way down to Bang Bao. That road is no less than 15 km and you will find small beer bars all over the place.

It’s almost no point making a beer bar guide for Koh Chang as they are literally everywhere and pretty much all the same. However, there are some beer gardens with bigger gatherings that I will tell about here and you also have a small walking street on the island with 20-30 beer bars.

Most bars are open until 2 am, but the bars will gladly hold open longer if there’s money to be made. It’s not like in Chiang Mai where the police will come and force close everything if it’s not closed by 1 am.

 

White Sand Beer Garden

White Sand beer garden
White Sand Beer Garden

I don’t know if this place have an official name, but the beer garden is located in the town along White Sand Beach.

This is the biggest gathering of beer bars on Koh Chang with around 40 ber bars in a cluster.

This place is the most high energy area on the island. It’s loud music and high energy all night.

If you are looking for something more relaxing where you can sit down and talk with the girls you should probably go further south on the island.

 

Chai Chet Beer bar strip

Chai Chet beer bars strip
Chai Chet beer bars strip

In Chai Chet (roughly 2km south of White Sand) there is a long strip along Rural Rd with 30 – 40 bars.

This place is much more relaxed than White Sand Beer Garden. I rarely hear loud music here and you can talk with inside voice in most of the bars.

 

Walking Street Koh Chang

In the small town along Kai Bae Beach you’ll find Walking Street.

It’s a parallel street of Rural Rd where you’ll find 30-40 beer bars. It’s a big black sign pointing to the street so it’s hard to miss.

Walking Street Koh Chang
Walking Street Koh Chang

There is also a bar here that pretty much worked as an outdoor nightclub. Every night I was there it was full, loud music and people was dancing on the outside dance floor. 😀

The beer bars here are relaxed and laid back. There is a big probability that you’ll get a bar for yourself here with 2-5 working girls for yourself eager to go with you.

There are also a lot of solo bars spread all over Rural Rd on the West side that I won’t mention in this guide as they’re all the same, and I think it’s totally random who is good. You just have to drive around until you find a place that you want to spend your night in. If the name is Boom Boom Bar or Yes bar doesn’t really matter.

The southern most beer bar I found was in the town along Lonely Beach, Kamrai Bar, but this bar seems to be only ladyboys.

Khamer girls on Koh Chang

Just as you’ll find a lot of cute Lao girls in Nong Khai and Udon Thani, cities that are close to the Lao border. You’ll find a lot of cute Khamer girls on Koh Chang as it’s very close to the Cambodian border.

1000 baht bungalow Koh Chang
1000 baht bungalow at Koh Chang

I met a lot of cute Khamer girls here, and I traveled around with a 21-year-old cutie on Koh Chang for three days with my motorbike and as the night came we banged all night in my 1000 baht bungalow on Klong Kloi beach.

Good times! 😀

Khamer girls are really interesting girls as most of them speak very good English and it’s possible to actually have an intelligent conversation with most of them. I’m impressed by Khamer girls. Many of them speak 4 languages (Khamer, Thai, English and Vietnamese).

I think finding a Khamer girl once in a while is a nice break from the average Thai girl who speak very little English, only eat Thai food and think Thailand is number 1 in everything.

 

Normal bars and nightclubs on Koh Chang

There are several good bars spread all over the island. Here are some of the bars that I liked the most.

Filou Cocktail Lounge

This is probably the bar with the coolest interior I have ever seen anywhere. Very nice atmosphere and great live band. A little bit expensive for Koh Chang, but it’s easy to see where your money was spent.

I guess you get what you pay for.

There are also a ton of bars all around the island that I see no point mentioning as they are pretty much the same. Along most beaches at Koh Chang you have many hidden bars along the beach with chill live music, food and cocktails. Take your pick.

Himmel and TingTong Bar

These bars are as close as you get to nightclubs on this island. They are by no means Bangkok or Phuket standard, and you will be siting on dirty chairs while sipping your 80 baht Sangsom cocktail. This is not a place to meet up in suit lol (yeah one guy did just that 1 hour before I’m writing this).

People here are a good mix between backpackers, mongers, regular girls, both Thai and foreign and freelancers looking for customers.

Himmel and TingTong bar are just a stone’s throw away from each other. If one sucks, just check out the other one. 🙂

 

Ladyboys on Koh Chang

Ladyboys are working in the same bars as the girls. No need to go to a special place on Koh Chang to find them. I’m not into ladyboys personally, but I have to admit there was some pretty hot ones in the beer garden at White Sand Beach.

 

Karaoke Bars

Koh Chang have a small strip of karaoke bars along Rural Rd near Chai Chet beach. Check map under to see where to find them.

 

Soapy Massage on Koh Chang

There are no soapy massage on Koh Chang yet.

 

Sky bars on Koh Chang

Sky Bar Koh Chang
Sky Bar Koh Chang

Koh Chang have only one sky bar. Calling it a sky bar is probably a little bit pretentious as it’s only five floors up but hey this is Koh Chang so I’ll let that slip. The skybar is on the top of The Gallery Hotel, check the map.

The place is top-notch modern and has a pretty good view out towards the ocean. Absolutely enjoyed this avenue.

There is another place a little bit longer south called Lighthouse Cuisine, it’s a restaurant but they have very good view towards the sea and you can get the sunset there while you enjoy your food and drink.

 

Big parties at Lonely Beach

In high season (December until February) there are several big parties on Lonely Beach. You have the New Year’s Eve party 31st of December every year, then you have Winter Sensation every February that is sponsored by Bacardi + smaller beach parties that is going on every Saturday most of the year.

They are really good at putting up posters all over the island so you wont miss it if something is going on at Lonely Beach.

 

Where to buy marijuana on Koh Chang

Marijuana is sold in TingTong Bar at Lonely Beach quite openly. Just ask the people that hang out in the street outside TingTong Bar about marijuana and they will sell it to you.

They also sell ready-made joints that you can smoke inside TingTong Bar in the chillout area.

Prices:

1 joint = 200 baht
3 gram brown weed: 300 baht

The weed here was not that good to be honest. One night I smoked 2 joints in the TingTong Bar with a Thai girl. I got medium high. The weed here was not like the sativa weed in Vang Vieng that would send you on a journey to the moon.

I only found indica weed on Koh Chang and it just made me really sleepy honestly.

But if you like indica you will have no problem with that. It’s probably possible to get sativa weed somewhere on the island too.

 

Map of Nightlife in Koh Chang

Video of Nightlife at Koh Chang





Location Report | Koh Chang – Thailand

Happy New Year guys! 😀 

Time to start the new year with a fresh location report straight from my new favorite island in Thailand; Koh Chang! 😀

Holy shit did I have a great time. The vibe on this island was absolutely fantastic! 😀

I spent one week here. The three first days with a hot girl from Bangkok, after that she had to go back to Bangkok to work, which gave me a great opportunity to explore the more dirty aspects of the island (hookers, dirty massages and booze 😀 ).

In fact. I’m seriously thinking about packing my shit and get my ass down to Koh Chang for a longer period. I’ve been in Bangkok way too long, and I find myself thinking more and more about the time I lived at Koh Pha Ngan. I really miss the simple life, that was after all why I moved to Thailand.

Island life in Thailand is really amazing and I think I just found my new home. I love the relaxed lifestyle and vibe.

 

Koh Chang explained

Where to stay at Koh Chang?

Where to go at Koh Chang

 

Westside of Koh Chang

This is were 99% of the stuff is going on. The entire westside is filled with resorts, bungalows, restaurants, bars and beaches in varied degree. But to be more exact:

Northwest Koh Chang

This is where you’ll find white sand beach. The beach was great, but personally I didn’t like this area of the island. It’s too crammed with resorts, bungalows, annoying beach sellers, malls and other shit. Tourism have trashed this area completely. 🙁

Not to mention that it’s extremely expensive to stay here in high season. I looked at some 4-5 stars resorts and they demanded 15.000 baht per night. Fuck that shit…

I remember I was at Koh Chang back in 2012 and this area was not nearly as developed as it is now. They’ve really raped the beauty of this once little charming town. In 2012 you could see the beach from the main road, today you can only see 2-3 floor buildings stuffed with Pizza Company’s and Family Marts. It’s really sad.

Midwest Koh Chang

I didn’t explore this area so much. Seems to be just like white sands beach, but with less development, more high-end resorts and a shittier beach. Nothing to see here.

Southwest Koh Chang

This was my favorite place on the island. It had the perfect balance between developments and nature. Not so much development that it destroyed the beautiful surroundings, but not so little that you were practically out in the jungle.

This area also had several beautiful and relaxed beaches. Nature Beach, Lonely Beach, Lisca Beach and BangBao Beach. The beaches in south also had much less beach sellers, which was nice.

If you’re into smoking weed Southwest seems to be the place too. You had Rasta beach and Rasta View. The last one a restaurant with a Rasta / Bob Marley theme. Weed was not at the meny, but it smelled weed everywhere in this area. So it can’t be hard to get. 🙂

I was also told, by several people, that police never went south of white sand beach. So it should be very safe to smoke here. 🙂

 

Eastside of Koh Chang

Nothing happening here. Mostly Thai people living in this area.

Southeast of Koh Chang

This is where I spent the three first night with my Bangkok girl. We spent the on a hideaway bungalow resort all the way down south on the island. This resort is not on Agoda or Booking.com. You can find it here on Google maps. It’s called Tantawan Bungalows.

1km north of Tantawan Bungalows you have Long Beach. If you really want to hide away this place is for you. The beach is about 1km long and the days we were there it was maybe 10 people on the beach.

North of Long Beach there was a small restaurant selling refreshments, coconuts and Thai food.

 

Available girls (3/5)

Koh Chang had a lot of cute girls around the island. This kind of surprised me because the local girl situation on most islands in Thailand is complete shit. Maybe the fact that Koh Chang is on the east side of Thailand, next to Cambodia, have something to do with it? Just a thought…

There is no secret that the longer south you go in Thailand, the uglier the local buffe becomes. 🙁

Regular girls

If you want to hook up with regular girls on Koh Chang. Online dating, the malls and Bang Bao pier is your best bet. There are Tesco Lotus and BigC malls all around the island. Here you can enjoy AC while you try to hit up some local cuties.  

BangBao Pier is also a pretty good spot. This is a gigantic pier southwest on the island with its own marked..! The pier is about 1km long and on each side of the pier there are small houses with shops and restaurants. A lot of hot girls here. 🙂 They even have their own hospital on the pier.. Wtf…

Hookers

In each town down the Westside of the island you will find bars with bargirls. The biggest bar complex is in the town of white sand beach, Had Sai Khao. Then the bar complexes get smaller and smaller the more south you go on the island. When you get all the way down to Lonely Beach, there was just one bar with bargirls…

I did see some hot girls in the bars, but it’s limited. If you’re staying at Koh Chang for more than 2 weeks you will have to use the same girls over again.

Farang girls

There are a lot of farang pussy on white sand beach, BangBao beach and Lonely beach. In fact, there are a ton of farang pussy everywhere on this island. Unfortunately, it seems like a lot of them are coming here with their boyfriends from back home.

Party situation (2/5)

The party situation on Koh Chang is relaxed. There are no crazy nightclubs here that are full every night of the week. The nightlife here mainly consist of small bars with a laid back vibe. Some bars will have live music x amount days of the week.

Southeast on the island reggae seems to be the main theme. I love reggae, so that doesn’t bother me.

Lonely beach seems to be the place where young tourists and backpackers gather to have beach parties. A little bit like Full Moon party at Koh Pha Ngan, but on a much smaller scale. I spent the new years eve on Lonely Beach, and it was hundreds of people there. Great fun!

 

Stuff to do (5/5)

Oh man. This island is epic! There is so much fun stuff to do.

Chill on the beautiful beaches, flirt with Thai girls, go on crazy motorbike adventures, explore the rain-forest and the waterfalls, go on a mountain-hike, go scuba-diving, bang some hookers, play guitar on an open scene at the reggae bars, relax, go on beach parties, get to know new people, try amazing Thai food, buy an old dirtbike for 3000 baht and fuck it up offroad, go shoot guns at the shooting range.

It’s a lot of stuff to do here. 🙂

But I’m happy with just the fact that it’s a beautiful tropical island with just enough hot Asian babes for a man to get by. 🙂

My favorite thing to do on Koh Chang however was to drive the motorbike. I even rented a 600cc sport bike for two of the days. GREAT FUN! There are a lot of fun curvy mountain roads on the islands to test your riding skills.

On the eastside of the island there are many straight roads with zero developments where you can push the throttle to max.

I met a lot of other bikers on the island, and one of the days I was following them all the way southeast on the island back to where I spent my three first days with the Bangkok girl.

Long beach restaurant
Long beach restaurant

 

Cost of Living (5/5)

Koh Chang can be very cheap and very expensive. It depends on where you stay. The most expensive area of the island is Had Sai Khao where you’ll find 5 stars resorts that goes for 15.000 baht per night in the high season. You can get a good deal if you book your hotel early from agoda.com or booking.com.

If you go more south on the island around Lonely beach or BangBao beach, you’ll find a lot of cheap bungalows with ok standard. I saw bungalows as low as 150 baht!!!

You won’t find these super cheap bungalows at agoda.com or booking.com as far as I know (correct me if I’m wrong). You’ll have to go there yourself and ask for room. The cheapest I saw was at Rasta View Bungalow for 150 baht per night, you can see location at google maps here.

Food was very cheap too. I ate most of my food in the small local Thai restaurants. I ate my usual dishes like fried rice, pad krapow and Geang Ped. I paid between 30 – 60 baht for these dishes.

I also ate a really tasty pizza at a restaurant called Sleeping Owl. See location here.

50 baht fish :)
50 baht fish 🙂

It’s completely possible to live of 400 baht per day on Koh Chang, with accommodation included. If you want motorbike make it 600 baht. That’s pretty good if you ask me. It won’t be fun to live that cheap forever, but if you are making an online business it can be a great way to save money while you work, for a while. 🙂

If you have a local girl to have fun with, you have everything you need! A place to sleep and work, a tropical island, cheap healthy food, transport and pussy.

 

Safety (5/5)

I have nothing to say really. The only thing I would be careful with are the songthaew taxis at night. Especially when it’s raining. There are some crazy mountain roads between the towns at the island.

The worst road are between the west-side of the island and the ferries to the mainland on the east side. Consider renting a motorbike by the ferry if you want to drive that road yourself, and not in the back of a old beaten up pickup truck.

Thai people have no fucking clue about road safety. I prefer to drive myself whenever I have the opportunity.

Southeast of Thailand, Koh Chang included is the area of Thailand with the highest malaria risk. So if you are staying in a cheap bungalow you should probably buy a mosquito net.

 

Conclusion

As I said in the beginning of this post. I’m seriously thinking about moving to Koh Chang. I’ve been in the big city for too long. I’m ready to live the laid back lifestyle again with beaches and coconuts. I also miss riding bikes on a regular basis. You can’t do that in Bangkok because of all the traffic jams.

Hot season is right around the corner too, and I’m not very keen on living in Bangkok. When it’s 40 degrees celsius it really helps with an ocean and a motorbike to cool off. 🙂

My nasal congestion gets worse by the day living in Bangkok from all the pollution too. You can’t even see the sky here because of all the skyscrapers. I need a break from that. If I need to go back to Bangkok it’s only 5 hours away with bus. It’s not that bad, there is even an airport in Trat if I need to get to Bangkok fast.

I really liked Koh Chang. It had a good mix between developments and maintaining nature (except white sand beach). The local people here where really friendly, the ‘regular’ tourists stays at white sand beach and the backpackers where not as annoying as on Koh Pha Ngan. Maybe Koh Chang attracts a different type of young backpackers? I don’t know..

I also know that I will save a lot of money if I move to Koh Chang.

The only part that makes me skeptical about living on Koh Chang is the rainy season. I’ve heard it’s really really bad, with the most rainy days in all of Thailand. I can believe that because when I was driving my motorbike around the island a lot of the roads where broken or limited because of flash floods or heavy rain.

Rainy seasons is still 5 months ahead in time, so I should not worry about that right now. 🙂

If you want to be a butterfly and go nuts with a new girl every night. Forget about this island. The island is just too small, and the population is to low. A key to being a successful butterfly is staying low. As soon as a local girl on this island start to date a farang, I’m sure the entire island knows it in two days. Be careful.

 

Total Score

Available girls:     3/5
Party situation:   2/5
Stuff do to:           5/5
Cost of Living:      5/5
Safety:                   5/5

Goodbye Boring Life Score: 

       20 / 25

 

Have you been at Koh Chang? What did you like about the place? Tell me in the comment section.

Pattaya Nightlife / Redlight Guide

Okay guys. I just did what I said I would never do.

I made a complete nightlife and redlight guide for Pattaya. I said before that it’s kind of meaningless because Pattaya is just one big whorehouse. I still stand by that..!! 😛

It doesn’t matter where you go in Pattaya. There is always something fun and naughty going on here.

If you are looking for a newbie guide for naughty Thailand, check out this post. I also made a monger budget for a three-week trip in this post.

In this guide I will tell you about all the different naughty life districts that are in Pattaya. You can still find naughty action outside these districts but in slightly lesser concentration. At the bottom of this post there is a map of al the places I have been talking about.

 

Walking Street

Walking Street Pattaya Nightlife

Walking street is the ‘main attraction’ in Pattaya, and probably the first place you think about when someone mention Pattaya. The amount of neon light they have been able to put inside this tiny strip of road is amazing.

Insomnia Nightclub Pattaya
Insomnia Nightclub

This street alone, with its side streets have over 70 go-go bars. In addition to that it has 3-4 beer bar gardens with 15-20 bars in each garden.

The most popular nightclubs and ‘regular’ bars here is Ibar, Insomnia and The Stoners house. That last bar has live music every night.

You will also find a bunch of other bars in this street that I don’t remember the name of. All can be equal good. It really depends on the vibe at what bar you stay in.

The Stones House Pattaya
The Stones House

Check out the 3 best go-go bars in Pattaya here. All of the go-go bars I mention in that guide is in or around Walking Street somewhere.

I also wrote about a go-go bar / club that tries to scam you. Also in Walking Street.

Most of the go-go bars in Walking Street has hot girls, but a lot of the go-go are just that. Average. To find the best go-go bars check the guide I already linked to over.

Best time to come to Walking Street is between 7pm – 9pm if you want to visit a go-go bar. At this time most girls have come to work, and they have not been barfined yet. If you go later than this, you might risk that all the hot girls are taken for the night.

The nightclubs in Walking Street usually fills up after midnight and are open until there are no more people.

Walking Street can be a little bit pushy. Working girls here will nag about lady drinks, people will approach you all the time about ping-pong shows or try to drag you inside bars / go-go’s etc. The street will always be crammed and its the most expensive place in Pattaya to drink, eat and go with girls.

 

Soi 6 – Short-time bars and blow-job bars

Soi 6 short-time bars pattaya

This is my favorite street in Pattaya. The reason is; it’s no bullshit. You walk in, find a girl who you like, go upstairs, have your fun, pay, and you’re out of there.

Soi 6 is a 100 meter long street filled with 40-60 beer bars. However, they are not like the beer bars in Walking Street. The bars in Soi 6 have their own rooms upstairs with a bed and a shower.

Soi 6 beer bar girl
Lady in Soi 6

When you have found the girl that you like, you simply go upstairs.

This street can be pretty wild at times, and the energy is sky-high every night. Some of the girls that work here are completely nuts. You won’t find shy girls here that are afraid to go wild.

The prices are much more friendly than in Walking Street. A beer here can be half the price of some of the go-go bars in Walking Street.

While prices goes up every year in Walking Street, the prices in Soi 6 stays the same. A shag costs between 1000 – 1300 baht.

You might think that the girls here must be ugly when you have to pay 1000 baht for a bang. That is not true. I’ve met some of the hottest and most fun girls in this street.

A lot of the girls here could easily get a job in one of Walking Street’s go-go bars. Why don’t they do it? They are probably too lazy to dance all night.

 

Ladyboys in Soi 6

Soi 6 also have a lot of ladyboy bars. These are location closest to the beach in Soi 6. Prices are the same as the girl bars.

 

Soi LK Metro

Soi LK Metro Pattaya

Soi LK Metro is another street in Pattaya with a big concentration of naughty establishments. This street has a lot of beer bar and go-go bars. In the connecting street, Soi Diana, down below Areca Logde Hotel, you will find a gigantic beer-bar garden with 50-70 beer bars. All with 5-10 girls each.

Soi LK Metro used to be cheaper than Walking Street, but these days the prices are pretty much the same. However, if you like it a little bit more laid back, you should probably choose Soi LK Metro.

My favorite go-go bars in Soi LK Metro is Lady Love. This place has an open shower where the girls are soaping themselves up while dancing to music. Fun stuff! 😀 

Another good, and the biggest go-go in Soi LK Metro is Showgirls go-go bar.

 

Beer bars in Pattaya

Beer-bar gardens Pattaya

Beer-bars are what Pattaya is most famous for after Walking Street. Most beer-bars are found in clusters inside beer-bar gardens. In one garden there can be anything from 5 bars to 40 bars. All bars with 3-15 girls.

The biggest beer-bar gardens in Pattaya are found inside Walking Street on right-hand side when you are walking from Beach Rd. You will find two massive beer-bar gardens here.

There are also beer-bar gardens spread all around Pattaya. Usually they are close to Beach Rd or Pattayasaisong Rd. Pattayasaisong Rd goes parallel to Beach Rd.

Beer-bar girl Walking Street
Beer-bar girl at Walking Street

When you get to Mikes Shopping mall there is a gigantic beer-bar garden on the right side of Pattayasaisong Rd if you are coming from Walking Street.

In Soi 7, 8 and 9 there are also hundred of beer bars spread all over the place.

Girls in the beer-bars are usually much more easy-going than their sisters in the go-go bars. They won’t nag so much about lady drinks and they will be much more relaxed. In fact, most of these girls will never ask for anything, you have to give them lady drinks.

If you are looking for a girl friend experience I would go for the beer-bar girls. Some girls can be sexy and sweet as hell. Some girls are just to lazy to stand dancing in a go-go bar all night. Just because beer-bar girls are cheaper doesn’t mean they are uglier.

 

Happy Ending Massage in Pattaya

Massage parlor Pattaya

You can’t really go anywhere in Pattaya without seeing a massage parlor shop. They are literally in every street of Pattaya. All of them offer massage and you will probably get a happy ending in most of them too.

Just walk around until you find a shop with a cute girl that you like. Then tell the girls that you want massage with the girl you like. When you get upstairs with her, she will probably tap you on your dick at some point with a funny smile on her face.

If she does not give you a tap, you have to ask her. If she says no, well, you have been very unlucky with the girl you selected.

Prices

You will have to pay for the massage. That is usually between 200-300 baht. If you want happy ending you should go for oil massage as you will be lying naked with only a towel over your private parts (easy access for the girl).

Hand-job: 500-700 baht
Blow-job: 1000 baht

Some girls will not be shy at all and they will deep throat your dick and let you cum all over their face or inside the mouth. Some will even swallow. Other girls will be super-shy and be paranoid about getting even one drop of jizz in their face / mouth.

In my experience, the older the girl is, the more likely it is she will be good at sucking and let you cum all over her.

If you don’t want to take the chance about getting a good / bad girl. I suggest that you go to the blow job bars to get a girl that really knows how to suck dick.

 

Blow-job Bars in Pattaya

Blow-job bars Pattaya

I’ve had some blow-jobs in Pattaya that have been simply amazing. Most girls can’t make me cum when they suck me, but in Pattaya I’ve met some girls that have made me cum within 2 minutes.

Also, they are not shy about jizz and they will let you cum all over their face or in their mouth. Some will even swallow. So if that is what you want, you should stay away from the massage shops and go to a dedicated blow-job bar instead.

Most girls in the blow-job bars are not on the upper scale when it comes to beauty, but they know their stuff. So it’s kind of fun nevertheless.

The blow job bars are found all over Pattaya, but there is a cluster of them in Soi 13/2 and in Soi 6. Check the map under for location.

 

Other stuff in Pattaya

Hollywood Pattaya Nightclub

There is a really good nightclub in Pattaya called Hollywood Pattaya. This place is huge and it fills up every night. You will find mostly Thai people here, but if you go here with a girl you took from a go-go bars or beer-bar you can have really fun. 

They play a mix of Thai Pop music, Thai Rock, Pop music from the Western world, K-pop and house. Usually it’s one hour with one genre, then they switch to something else. They also have a lot of female dancers and other entertainment on the main scene.

If you want the girlfriend experience with a hooker I suggest that you take her out for some drinks. This will loosen her up, and it will be more easy for her to have fun with you. I’ve done this a million times and it’s always a winner.

Beefeater Pattaya steak
Tender Steak

Just next to Mikes Shopping mall, over the street you will find a restaurant that is called Beefeater. The steak they sell here is amazing.

The steak is so tender it melts in your mouth. It will set you back around 1000 baht, but you get what you pay for.

 

 

 

Map of nightlife and redlight in Pattaya

Under you will find a map of everything I have talked about in this post. It’s sorted after type. If you click the square at the top-right corner of the map goes full screen. Much easier to navigate.

Location Report | Thailand – Bangkok


I’ve really been looking forward to make a location review for Bangkok. This is one of my favorite cities in the entire world. I just spent 6 weeks here (minus some day trips here and there), so I have a lot of stuff to talk about.. 😀

Let me just be crystal clear:

No other place on earth can you find as much hot Asian girls as you can in this city.

Every time I’ll go Bangkok I always bring up my trusty Thai Cupid a couple of weeks before arrival just so I have some girls ready on my hand. 😀

This city is so big that it’s hard to grasp. 20 million people live here, and many of them are young Asian girls in their twenties that comes for either work or study.

 

Available girls (6/5)

Where do I even start? This city has enough pussy to make a man go crazy for a million years. I will give Bangkok a 6 out of 5 score. I know that is impossible but I don’t care. 😀

I’ve met girls here from all corners of Thailand. I’ve met girls from China, Japan, South-Korea, Singapore and Cambodia. If you like farang pussy you have a lot of alternatives to as Bangkok have a couple of nightlife districts filled with tourists from all over the world.

If you are planning to visit Bangkok in the near future I recommend from the bottom of my heart that you sign up for Thai Cupid. It’s not a free service if you want all the functionalities but damn it’s worth the money if you want to bang a lot of hot girls.

With Thai Cupid you can do some real pre-work, and when you arrive you can have 10 dates ready for 10 days in a row. That’s no bullshit! I’ve done something similar myself. It was exhausting but damn it was fun!

This time I ended up finding a real cutie that I spent my entire time with while I was in Bangkok. She even let me stay in her apartment for free! A really sexy women with a good vibe and personality. I would marry her if I was ready for that shit!

After three days with her I got sick of using condoms, so I took her to the Red Cross Clinic and got us tested for HIV. She was clean and we had awesome condom free sex until I left Bangkok.

Need to calm down!
Need to calm down!

She was not only hot, but a real banger in bed. Something you don’t come across everyday. That is for sure! We had so much sex that I got bruises on my knees.

If you want to be a player (Thais call it a ‘butterfly’) Bangkok is a great city for that! The city is so big that you will never stumble upon a girl that you fucked yesterday if you are with another girl out in public the next day. You can really go nuts here.

Just be smart and don’t go to the same restaurants and sois with different girls.

Where do you find hot women if you’re already in Bangkok when reading this?

Dont worry, this is Bangkok. There is always possibilities here. Here are some of my techniques for a fast date!

Universities

I would just pull up google maps, find out where all the universities are in Bangkok. Then I would go there and hang out in the coffee shops and restaurants close by. Read how you can get almost any Thai girl here.

Tinder

I’ve been having a lot of luck with Tinder in Bangkok. Tinder is not that popular in Thailand, but in Bangkok there are so many people that you will always find someone.

Personally I hate to write on mobile phones so I try to avoid using Tinder. The keyboard is just to fucking small and I loose my patience. But if you are okey with that you should absolutely give it a try with Tinder. I rather pull up my Thai Cupid on a laptop. I usually take a Tinder session when I’m taking a dump. 😀

Hotel receptions

Staying at a hotel? Why not ask that cute receptionist out? However, you will not be able to bring her back to the hotel that she is working on. I usually ask them if I can see their apartment, then I take it from there. 🙂

Another good thing with receptionists is that they usually talk very good English.

Shopping malls

Bangkok have a ridiculous amount of shopping malls. They are filled with bored girls that are just waiting for something exciting to happen. Like meeting a handsome farang like yourself! 😀

I would stay away from the most popular malls like Siam Center, Siam Paragon, MBK, Central World and Terminal 21. The reason for this is that these malls are usually always full of people and it might be hard to get the girls alone.

Some less popular malls are Time Square just next to Sukhumvit soi 12 at Asok, another one is at Ekkemai next to Sukhumvit soi 42. I don’t know the name of that second mall at Ekkemai, but it is a big brown building. Should be easy to spot. These malls are empty most of the day and you will find a lot of bored Thai girls here. 🙂

Hookers

If you’re not interested in the foreplay and just want to go straight to business Bangkok have a lot of hookers ready to entertain you at any time! CremĂ© de la cremĂ© of Thai hookers will go to Bangkok. Bangkok is were the money is and hot girls can make a lot of money here.

Be ready to see some really sexy girls if you venture into the red light districts!

Bangkok’s most famous red light districts are Soi Cowboy, Nana Plaza and Patpong. You can read more about that in my “Bangkok Nightlife Guide” here.

If you are lazy, you don’t even have to leave your hotel / apartment to get som pussy in this city. Just call up one of Bangkok’s many Escort services, and a women will be at your door whenever you need it.

Sukhumvit Rd

Party situation (5/5)

Bangkok have something for everyone. Want to party hard in fully stocked nightclubs? Or maybe just relax with a beer at a jazzbar? What about playing pool with like minded, or visiting one of Bangkoks countless Go-go bars?

No matter what you are looking for, you’ll find it in Bangkok. Bangkok have an amazing nightlife.

I already made a nightlife guide for Bangkok here, so I will not go into detail in this post.

If you are not into the red-light stuff and the hookers you will be fine. The red lights are pretty isolated to certain areas, just avoid these areas and you will be fine.

 

Stuff to do (5/5)

You never run out of stuff to do in Bangkok. There is always something new to do.

There are excellent parks, gigantic shopping malls, gyms, world class cinemas, temples, nightclubs, sky bars, history, museums, hookers, massage shops, festivals, concerts halls and much more to explore.

If you are tired or just want to relax you can sit down in an outdoor pub in a busy street and just watch people. There are a lot of interesting characters in Bangkok if you just take a look!

The only thing that is missing in Bangkok is a beach! If Bangkok had that it would be a perfect place to live!

I will still give Bangkok a 5 out of 5. Beaches are just 2-3 hours away. If you need to see the ocean you can just take a day trip or a night over in Pattaya or Hua Hin. Then get right back into the action in Bangkok!

 

Cost of Living (4/5)

Bangkok is not the cheapest town in Thailand for sure. However, considering what you get for the money (a gigantic city with whatever you need, whenever you need it), it is absolutely worth the extra money.

Accommodation

I rented a furnished apartment with AC and shared swimming pool + free gym close by for about 8000 baht a month + 30.000 baht in depositum. This was at Asok just 200m from Asok BTS station (skytrain).

I rented it for only two months so if I was staying longer I could probably get a better deal.

Food

It’s really hard to tell what food costs in Bangkok. You can go as cheap and as expensive as you want.

I dish with rice, meat and some vegetables usually costs about 50 baht in the street restaurants. The same dish in one of the shopping malls like Terminal 21 or Siam Center will probably cost 4-6 times more.

If you want to eat with style, and enjoy that same Thai dish at one of Bangkok’s many sky bars, you probably have to pay from 500-1000 baht for the dish.

It’s really up to you!

The best burger I ever ate I ate in Bangkok. The restaurant is called Firehouse. Click here for location at Google Maps. I usually eat the premium burger with cheddar cheese and crispy bacon. It’s simply porn for you mouth.

If you are broke, and really need to save every dime. You always have 7/11. I once lived on 25 baht toasts at 7/11 because I lost my debit card! I had to borrow money from a Thai girl until I could get a new card sent to me. I only ate noddles and toasts from 7/11 lol


Transport

Getting around in Bangkok can be a nightmare at times, but if you live near the sky train you just cruise over all the bad traffic jams straight to your destination.

Taxis in Bangkok are so cheap that I don’t understand how they can make a profit. Don’t they have to pay for gas and maintenance? I don’t get it..

A taxi ride inside Bangkok never get higher than 300 baht! Just make sure that you get a taxi driver that will use his meter and not a fixed price. A fixed price will always be more expensive for you!

If you are going somewhere and there is no sky train to that place, just take the sky train to the station that is closest to your destination and jump on a motorbike from there. It is really that easy!

 

Safety (4/5)

I’ve never had any problem in Bangkok with anything. I have been in pretty much every corner of Bangkok at all times of day. Never had any problem or felt threatened in any way.

There are no slums or ghettos in Bangkok, and no particular dangerous places to watch out for. You can go wherever you want without worrying about going into a bad area. There are street dogs here and there, especially in smaller side streets. Most of the time they are no problem, but some of them can turn aggressive at night.

I would say that the biggest risk of living in Bangkok is the pollution and the insane noise pollution. Motorbikes with broken mufflers are driving by every minute and you can’t walk far before you walk past a construction zone with some poor Thai guy raping his ears with a jackhammer.

There are scams here and there, but it’s usually just petty scams like theft or overpriced stuff. Nothing really bad or dangerous.

Bangkok had a bomb going of some time ago in a busy street and a lot of people died. I would not worry about that happening again. From what I understand that was an isolated event and will probably not happen again. Terror can happen everywhere anyways..

If you are a guy, you will be approached by Thai men that will offer ladies, boom boom, free tuktuk rides and other stuff that is just to good to be true. Just ignore them and you wont be lured in to a scam.

 

Conclusion

So, why haven’t I moved to Bangkok permanently if I only have good things to say about the city?

It's hard to get anywhere in this city!
Human traffic jam at Siam

Here is the catch:

The city is just too damn crowded. Bangkok is good for a period, but after some weeks in this city you just have to get out for some air! Bangkok is claustrophobic if you stay here to long.

When you are walking up and down Sukhumvit Road you can’t even see the sky because there are skyscrapers and highways build in floors over you!

That combined with endless traffic jams and people literally everywhere can really suck the energy out of you.

Bangkok is good for 3-5 weeks, but I could never live here permanently. It’s just too crowded and too much of everything.

When that is said. Every time I have stayed in Bangkok I had a blast. There is always something interesting happening and there is always a lady ready to entertain you. You can’t really get bored here.

Total Score

Available girls:     6/5
Party situation:   5/5
Stuff do to:           5/5
Cost of Living:      4/5
Safety:                   4/5

Goodbye Boring Life Score: 

       24 / 25