High season is just around the corner, and in a couple of weeks we will start to see the bars, beaches and the streets of Pattaya fill up with horny gentlemen from all over the world. Good times, good times will come! 😀
Unfortunately, when demand goes up, prices goes up, up ad UP! Fuck man, that is life….. 🙁
If you’re on a tight budget, don’t worry. I will do whatever I can to help out a fellow monger!
The cheapest sex in Pattaya
If you are looking for sex, expect to pay 1000 baht a pop. You can find sex cheaper than this, but it would probably be an old beaten up skunk with a ton of make-up and stretch marks everywhere. Not my idea of fun.
The blow job bars
Okay. I think the blow-job bars offer great value. You won’t get sex, but blow-jobs.
Dont be depressed yet. These girls really know how to suck cock. If a girls really know what she’s doing, I think it’s even better than regular vaginal sex with condom.
If you’re not picky on looks, you can take an old lady that have been doing this job the last 20 years. She knows her stuff and will drain your balls like no other girl have ever done before. Trust me on this guys!
Or you can choose a petite little shy newcomer and cum all over her pretty little face while she has a panic attack. It’s really up to you. 😀
I’ve already covered where you can find blow-job bars in Pattaya in this post. So check it out for more information. Expect to pay anything between 700 to 1000 baht for a blow job.
If blow jobs is not enough for you, and you want hot wild sex with a lady all night long in your hotel bed. Then your next best shot is the freelancers.
Freelancers at Beach Rd
Just because a girl is a freelancer, doesn’t mean that she’s a toothless old skunk with HIV and a missing leg. Some girls just prefer to work on their own. They have complete ownership over their own income, and they can choose when they want to work. Some girls just prefer that style.
They don’t want to sit in a bar all night long pushing people to buy drinks, or dance on a scene for 6 hours in a Gogo bar.
You can find freelancers all over Beach Rd that goes along, you guessed it, the beach! 😀
It’s literally hundreds, if not maybe thousands of girls on this street every night waiting for customers. Just walk up and down Beach Rd while you look at the buffet, until you find a girl that you want to drain your balls in.
Negotiation is possible, but don’t be to aggressiv. What I usually do is to tell the girl that I will give her what she want, if she does an outstanding job. If not, I will give her 300-500 baht less.
Caution with freelancers
If you take a freelancer, you have to bring her back to your hotel (Unless you take her It have happened that freelancers have stolen stuff from their customers. This is how you avoid that:
- Make the girl shower first. When she is done, make her leave her clothes and purse at the bathroom while you take a shower. If she want to steal your stuff. She will have to run out of the hotel naked in a towel.
- Put all your cash and credit cards in the safe, or bring it with you when you take a shower.
Girls that drug down their customers
I think this is mostly an urban myth. I’ve never heard about anyone, or talked with a anyone that have been drugged down by a hooker in Thailand. I’ve only read stories about it on strange places on the Internet.
I would not worry to much about this.
Watch out for bad behavior
Some girls that works as freelancers do so because they got kicked out or their bar from bad behavior. Some have also caught serious diseases like HIV or Hepatitis. Always use condom with these girls.
To avoid a freelancer with bad behavior, build report with the girl. Talk with her for 10-15 minutes before you decide to take her back. That way you have a feel for how she is. You could even bring her for some food. Thai girls love to eat, as long as you pay she won’t say no, and you have more time to build report. 🙂
Freelancers in nightclubs
The nightclubs in Walking Street is filled with freelancers, especially after midnight. You are probably more likely to find a girl here that is up for some serious fun. They have already been drinking and have loosen up much more than the girls that are just standing around in the streets.
Insomnia and Ibar have freelancers all over the dance-floor, and around the bar, after midnight.
Negotiation is possible, and if the girl really likes you she might even go with you for free. If she went there with a friend. Well.. Maybe you are about to try your first threesome? 😀 😀
Expect to pay 1000 – 1500 for a freelancer in the nightclubs short time, and 1500+ for long-time.
Happy ending massage in Pattaya
There is not a street in Pattaya that doesn’t have a massage shop. They are literally everywhere, and all of them offer happy endings. I’ve been doing this game so long now. I just take the oldest and fattest lady I can find.
They have been doing this job for decades. They know how to massage you, they have strong hands, trust me, these women will dismantle you with their hands. At the end I let them suck me off, I don’t even care how they look. I just close my eyes and enjoy the sensations. These old women know how to suck out every single sperm-cell in your ball sack.
Expect to pay around 300 baht for 1 hour massage, and anything from 500 baht to 1000 baht for the blowjob, depending on how hot the girl is. 🙂
One blowjob in Pattaya will set you back minimum 700 baht. A one month membership at Thai Cupid will set you back around the same amount (20 dollar). With that tool you have access to hundred of thousands of girls that are eager to met foreigners.
Thai men are already womanizers and will hit on Thai women in everyday situations, so you know that if a Thai girl is on a dating site, she’s there to meet foreigners.
Signing up for a dating site is really a no-brainer before you go to Thailand. Read more here.
So. This is my best tips for finding cheap sex in Pattaya for those who are on a budget. Go out and have some fun! 😀
Of course, the hottest girls are in the gogo-bars. But I think the prices are outrageous, and a lot of the hot girls in the gogo’s get so much attention that they have become spoiled shit kids. It’s not fun to be with them.
And in the end it’s going to cost you 3000+ baht when you have paid for barfine, the girls, your drinks and her lady drinks. For that price she should treat you like a fucking sultan, but she won’t because she’s a spoiled brat.
It’s much better to find a cute freelancer in the street, or at a nightclub, party and have fun with her all night, and bring her back to your hotel 4 in the morning for the finale. If you are on a tight time-schedule, just go to a blow-job bar and get your balls drained in 15 minutes.