Today I have another Location Report here for you. This time we will go even more off-road than we did last time with Koh Yao Noi.
This island doesn’t even have a 7/11. That’s nuts!
I spent two days here after I had been at Koh Yao Noi. Considering how small and undeveloped this island is. I feel two days was more than enough to get a final feel for this island.
The two days I was here, I rented a motorbike at the pier for both days. This cost me 250 baht. Really cheap! I spent both days just driving around the island to explore. If you read my blog regularly you already know how much I love motorbikes.
Available girls (0/5)
Regular girls (Non hookers)
Just like Koh Yai Noi. Not much is happening here. People literally live in huts and the few girls that I met out here was wearing hijab and burka. Yaak!
If you want to have a girl with you to this island you have to find her in Phuket or Krabi.
I did in fact meet ONE cute girl out here in her early twenties. I was driving my motorbike and suddenly I saw a cute girl who was sitting next to a house. I’m a simple man. I see cute girl, I stop to talk.
We talked for maybe 20 minutes. I asked her if she wanted to show me something on the island. When she asked what, I said like a beach, or some nice place or really anything… 😛
She was kind of skeptical and eventually said no. She sat with her mother, so I think maybe that could be some of the reason. I have no idea…
Everyone that lives out here are muslims and every girl I met out here had burkas or hijab. You won’t find any hookers on this island. Not even a massage shop.. 🙁
Nothing. When I say nothing, I mean it. Not a single bar on this island. If you want to drink here you will have to drink in the restaurant on the few resorts that you will find out here or swim to Phuket.
Stuff to do (2/5)
On the south-end on the island there is a diving center. It seems like all tourists that come to this island are here because of this center. I don’t know it it’s true,
but apparently one of Thailand best diving spots are just outside the south-tip of the island. Maybe you can comment in the comment section if you have any inside information on that?
The diving center name is Elixir Diving. You can find it here on Google maps.
Other than that there is really nothing on the island. The island is very beautiful, raw and rural. So if you want to experience rural Thailand without traveling too far from Phuket this is a good place to get just that.
I had fun the two days I was here, and I always love to explore new places. Even tho it’s not exactly a Goodbye Boring Life destination.
Spending a couple of days here was totally fine with me, but I don’t think I would plan my three-week holiday here.. 😛
Cost of living (4/5)
I can’t imagine this place being an expensive place. The food I ate out here was just local Thai food and it was dirt cheap. The hotels out here are not that cheap considering the location, but I guess it’s for scuba diving enthusiasts so they get away with it.
A dish of food out here was like 30-40 baht for some meat, vegetables and rice. Tasty and healthy. I also ate a lot of fresh seafood out here. Delicious as fuck! 😀
Nothing to comment really.
They did have speakers all over the island that was blasting Allah prayers and shit like that. So you should probably show some respect for that even tho it’s totally ridiculous.
I do recommend going here just for the sake of exploring. It’s always fun to travel new places and experience something outside the tourist tracks. The island is very beautiful with a real rural vibe.
It was also really nice to get out of the touristy Phuket and get to breathe a little fresh air. Not much pollution going on out on this island. In Phuket you won’t get 10 seconds alone before someone approach you, try to sell you something or some girl trying to jump on your dick.
That shit won’t happen out here. Nice to get a break!
Available girls: 0/5 Party situation: 0/5 Stuff do to: 2/5 Cost of Living: 4/5 Safety: 5/5
Time for another location report here at Goodbye Boring Life.
Today we will go off-road here in Thailand. Not many people have heard about this island despite its location just outside Phuket. That is sad because this is one of the most beautiful islands I’ve ever been to in Thailand.
It’s rural, untouched and have some of the most beautiful beaches I have ever seen in Thailand.
Some of these beaches are world-class and because there is very little development here you will get the beaches for yourself.
I spent three days here last year when I was in Phuket long-term. My plan was to stay here for only two days, but then I fucked up and missed the last boat back to Phuket. I did not have hotel for the night so I ended up crashing with a Thai women and a french guy that lived just next to the pier LOL 😛
Available girls (1/5)
Normal girls (non hookers)
Don’t panic! Here is the deal with this island. 95% of the people who lives here are muslims. That is all fine but hitting up with a muslim girl is not really optimal as most of them can’t have sex before marriage. Their religion puts a lot of brakes on what they can do or not do.
A lot of the girls that lives here or have their family here ends up in Phuket anyways. That is where the universities and jobs are.
If you want to have a girl with you when you are at this island you have to find her in Phuket before you go here. Then you bring her out here to relax in one of the few, but very luxurious resorts that you will find out here. 😀
There are no hookers or bars with red light activity on this island. Maybe you could get a happy ending in one of the massage shops west on the island. Comment below if you have any inside information. 😀
Party situation (0/5)
Sorry guys. Because the island is mostly consistent of muslims there are not much nightlife activity going on out here. I did not find _one_ bar here. If you want to drink you’ll have to drink inside the hotel resorts or buy beer at 7/11.
Stuff to do (3/5)
Here is the thing with this island. The slow-life and the beauty is an attraction in itself. If you want to relax and just take it easy for a few days this is the perfect place to do just that.
Driving a motorbike here is awesome too as you have the roads for yourself. Up in north there are curvy roads with steep mountain hills. Really fun to drive there!
You can rent motorbikes at the pier if you are here for a day-trip, if you are staying over the night, most resorts here rent out motorbikes too.
From the small town east on the island you can rent long-tail boats that will take you on a day trip to Phang Nha national park. A must see when you visit this region of Thailand.
There are several good diving spots around the island. You can rent a long tail boat to take you to those places.
There are several sea food restaurants at the island. The one I ate on didn’t even have a menu, they just served you whatever they caught that day with cold drinks. Really tasty and super fresh.
The coconut garden
West on the island you will find an area with rice fields, in the middle of those fields there is a garden that grows coconuts. 20 baht will give you a fresh coconut that you can enjoy after driving around in the heat!
Just north of that garden you will find the pier that you can see in the thumbnail picture of this post.
Cost of living (3/5)
The few resorts that you will find out here is actually quite expensive. That is kind of strange considering how undeveloped this island is. When that is said, these resorts are really top-notch stuff and is located in extremely beautiful surroundings. Just take a good look at these pictures. 😀
Food out here is super cheap. Most of the shops here are Thai food restaurants with regular Thai food. 20-50 baht for a dish with something, when I was eating sea food west on the island I paid 60 baht for food and drink.
Renting motorbikes costs 200 baht per day all over the island. You could probably get that cheaper if you stay here long time.
By the way, the Thai lady and the french guy that I lived with the last night. They had been working in France for a couple of years, saved all their money and bought an awesome property out here.
They built a small motorbike shop on the main road from the pier where the boats from Phuket are coming in. Behind the small motorbike shop they built a big house in between the trees!
So whenever a tourist is coming in from Phuket, the motorbike shop that they built is the first thing they see! Genius!
Nothing to say.
This is a nice island to visit for some days.
I could imagine bringing a hot Thai girl out here that you found in Phuket would be really awesome. Just fuck all day while you enjoy the beautiful surroundings at the same time. Walk on the beach, chill out, explore the island with motorbikes, fuck some more, go on a boat trip to the national park or eat some delicious fresh seafood.
I know I will be back here some day. 🙂
Available girls: 1/5 Party situation: 0/5 Stuff do to: 3/5 Cost of Living: 3/5 Safety: 5/5
Time for another location report here at Goodbye Boring Life. This time I will tell you about a city that you have probably never heard of. I would never go here either unless my friend got super sick after we had been to Full Moon at Koh Pha Ngan.
He basically passed out on the boat from Koh Pha Ngan to Surat Thani airport. He had to spend three days at the hospital in Surath Thani before the doctors let him take a flight back to Bangkok.
While he was in the the hospital puking and shitting, I was roaming the streets of Surat Thani looking for fun stuff.
I actually expected Surat Thani to be more like Chiang Mai. Because it’s about the same size, and Surat Thani is just in between the airport and Koh Samui, Koh Pha Ngan and Koh Tao. Three big tourist destinations.
However, when I was walking around in Surat Thani I did not see any tourists, and the local people here looked at me like a was from another planet. I have never experienced that in a big city in Thailand such as this. Only when I’ve been far out in nowhere places up in north.
Available girls (2/5)
I have to be honest. The further south you go in Thailand, the uglier the girls get on average. Especially outside the tourist areas where just the local Thai people are living. Girls in south are chubby, very dark skinned and of small stature. Their teeth look like they were just thrown inside their mouth and all girls look like they have been raped by mosquitoes.
I also saw a lot of women here that don’t shave any hair! Their legs looks like a mans legs, and some even have hairy arm pits. It’s quite disgusting.
When that is said, it’s still a lot of beautiful girls down here and when you meet a girl that is very dark skinned, but pretty at the same time. It can be some of the most beautiful girls in Thailand imo.
The girls here are also very typical “fresh out of the farm” girls. If you are looking for a really cute and innocent girl that have never been exposed for asshole dudes, money and materialism, this is probably a good city to check out. The girls here are very natural and they won’t be playing games on you like a lot of girls in for example Bangkok will do.
I did take a look at Thai Cupid when I was in Surat Thani. There was some girls there but most of them did not answer before I had already left the city. If you want to hit up girls in this city online, you should start before you even arrive.
Can’t really make a location report without telling you where the hookers are. I did some research online but I could not find any information about red light activity in this city. I started to loose hope, but then I did what you should never do in Thailand. I jumped inside a tuktuk and said “sexy girls” with a dirty smile on my face. 😀
The driver drove me to a shop that was advertising Thai massage and Oil massage on the outside. But I understood fast that this place had more exiting stuff on the meny. The red lights and the mini fishbowl inside with 4-6 girls really gave it away easily.
I pretended that I had no idea what was going on at this place, and just said in a innocent way that I wanted an oil massage by one of the girls. 😀
I ended up going up stairs with a skinny white skinned girl with short hair. She was not a stunner compared to the girls in Pattaya and Phuket. But she absolutely did a great job emptying my ball sack. I mounted her hard in every position and finished of with my signature face painting. It was beautiful. 😀
The total bill ended up at 2600 baht, something I think is quite expensive considering I was in a a small city with no tourists.
But then again, this place was catering to Thai men, and the girl was white skinned (high status in Thailand). That is why she was so expensive. If I had taken some of the dark skinned girls I would probably get it for half of that price.
Check map under for exact location for this place.
Party situation (2/5)
I did find some bars and nightclubs in the city. I also heard rumors of a big nightclub that was very much like Tawan Deng in Chiang Mai and Bangkok. But I never got the time to go there.
I did go to the smaller bars and nightclubs. There was one street that had around 6 different bars and nightclubs catering to Thai people.
I actually had a blast here, and at the end of the night I had 4 Thai girls around me that was fucking around giving me all the attention. We got drunk as fuck and I could probably score with some of those girls. It’s just that I had been cumming a hooker in the face 2 hours earlier so I was already happy. 😀 😛
I would imagine that you could score some serious pussy here if you talk basic Thai. I did talk basic Thai with these people, and the reaction I got was crazy. You would never get that kind of reaction or attention in for example Bangkok or Pattaya.
I guess these people don’t see white farangs in their bars very often, and when it finally comes one around, that speaks some Thai, they just go nuts. 😀
If you go here you should absolutely check out ‘The Pool Bar’. This place was filled up to the brink with young Thai people and the vibe here was really good. Prepare to drink local cheap Thai whisky.
Stuff to do (2/5)
There was a quite big Sunday marked in this town. It was awesome because I got a shit ton of attention from all the girls there, and every time I walked past a vendor I could here someone whispering ‘farang’ in the background while they were laughing.
I talked with one girl for a long time, and she agreed to meet me the next day to show me some temples in town. This never happened because my friend got out of hospital that day and we had to go back to Bangkok to meet the others.
But I’m pretty sure I could get that girl back to my hotel and bang her all day long. She was a 20 year old ‘fresh from the farm’ cutie with no built up shield against a player like me. She would go straight in the trap. 😀
Another crazy thing about this marked was the cars! All the way back at a big grass field I found 10-20 cars that just looked fucking bad ass. They were all filled with speakers, neon-lights and all of them played music from the same radio channel. It was bad ass.
The city have some temples, and I did see one temple from a taxi trip that looked really awesome. I never got the time to check it out but I certainly would if I had the time.
Can’t really forget about the islands. If you stay in Surat Thani, or live here long time. You could always travel out to Koh Samui, Koh Pga Ngan and Koh Tao. If you take the speed boat all islands are maximum 3 hours away.
Cost of living (5/5)
This place is dirt cheap! The hotel I stayed on was a totally fresh 4 star hotel that looked awesome. The hotel name was Rhienchai Place and you can find it here on Agoda. It was 400 baht per night! That is cheap!
Food was also dirt cheap. I only ate local Thai food in this city and I pretty much payed 30-50 baht per dish everywhere. That was with water included. Tasty, healthy and cheap! Can it be more perfect than that? 🙂
If you saved up some money back home, you could probably stay in this city for a very long time without lifting a finger.
I have nothing to point out for this location report. This city seems like a pretty calm and safe place to stay at. Nothing to watch out for in particular if you ask me.
The only way you could fuck up in this city is to become enemies with some local Thai dudes by hitting on their girlfriends in one of the bars, or by just being a complete dick.
Other then that, let yourself loose. 😀
The taxi drivers was kind of pushy tho, and they gave me some ridiculous prices at times. Something tells me that they don’t see tourists that much, and when one is finally coming by they see their shot to make some extra bucks. Can’t really blame them.
So what can I say about this city?
I think it would be really awesome one time, to go to this city until I found a really cute dark skinned girl fresh from the farm, get to know her and bring her out to the islands. Just have fun, fuck all day and go on road trips.
This city is really ideal for that purpose, it’s dirt cheap and even tho there are a lot of ugly girls here, there are so many people here that there is a lot of hot girls too!
Other that that, it’s much not else to do in this city I think.
You have some monger options, but you would run out of girls literally after one week.
Available girls: 2/5 Party situation: 2/5 Stuff to do: 2/5 Cost of living: 5/5 Safety: 5/5