So you are planning a trip to Thailand for the first time, and you just found this post? I’ll tell you everything you’ll need to know in this Thailand Sex Guide to have a lot of sex in Thailand.
That way you don’t have to waste any time on your sex holiday in Thailand. 🙂
Want to get laid with Thai girls for free? Check out this post.
My goal in this post is to make a rundown of all different places you can rent pussy in Thailand, and how the different places work and what you have to do to end up with a little stunner in your hotel bed. This Thailand Sex Guide is updated for 2016.
I will assume that you have never been in Thailand, and don’t know anything about how the red lights of Thailand work. This is a beginner guide!
By the way, if you are looking for planning and cost tips for a sex holiday. You can check out this guide. Here I tell you how much money you’ll have to bring, and I even make a budget for you. Make sure to check that post out too!
As I have said earlier here, here and here. Thailand is still pussy paradise nr. 1, and if you want to have sex with a lot of women, or just find one little stunner that you can spend your vacation with, you should absolutely go to Thailand..! 😀
Before I start this guide, I will just tell you one free way to get laid in Thailand. You can save a lot of money if you take this route above hookers.
Why does online dating work so well?
I’ve already written about that in this post. So I wont go into the details here.
Thai girls have heard legends of white men with big dicks and thick wallets sweeping girls up online. The next three months the girl have uploaded photos of herself on Facebook from ten different countries all over the world, as the guy took her for a trip.
Thai girls are not on online dating sites to meet Thai men. Thai men are notorious womanizers, and a hot girl will be hit on several times a day in her daily life by Thai men. So if you meet a girl online, you know she’s looking for foreigners.
Thailand Sex Guide
Expressions used in this guide
Before we start this Thailand sex guide, let me explain the most common expressions used in the red lights of Thailand.
Barfine: A fee you have to pay the bar to take the girl out of the bar.
Short-time: Taking a girl short time. Usually one shot back at your hotel or in a short-time hotel.
Long-time: Taking a girl for the entire night, and the following day until she’ll go back to work.
Fishbowl: A room full of ladies with a glass in between you and the girls. Normally fund at the soapy massage parlors.
Butterfly: A person that have sex with, or mix between many different sex partners.
Mongering: Someone that are doing the activity of finding a hooker to have sex with.
Bar bell: A bell inside the gogo bars and beer bars. If you ring the bell you will buy a drink to the entire bar. Never ring in this bell for fun or if you don’t have the money.
Shot: How many times you can cum.
Where to buy sex in Thailand?
So… There are basically 7 different places that you can go to in Thailand to rent pussy. Those places are go-go bars, beer bars, short-time bars, massage parlors, soapy massage parlors, escort and freelancers.
If you don’t want to go with a hooker, but actually find a ‘real’ women that will have sex with you for free, I have you covered already. Check out this post about how you can get any Thai girl, or check out this post about where you can meet girls in Thailand.
Go-go bars are found many places in Thailand. But they are in the biggest concentration in cities like Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. Here you have districts full of go-go bars. If you wan’t to have a beer while you are watching girls in bikini dance in front of you, you should absolutely check out the go-go bars.
- The girls are dancing in a bikini and sometimes naked. You get a really good look at their bodies. That way you know that it’s nothing ‘wrong’ with her when you get her back to the room.
- The hottest hookers of Thailand are usually working in the go-go bars, so if you want a hot girl without looking all around the town, you should probably just hit up a go-go bar.
- Go-go bars are usually the most expensive place to lease a pussy. Bar fine is usually twice as much as in the nearby beer bars. The girls also charge more than in the beer bars, especially if she’s a stunner!
- The music is pretty loud in these places and it’s a high energy place. If you want to know your girl before you bang her, you should probably not go to the go-go bars. If you like the high energy, let yourself loose in a go-go bar. 😀
How it works:
When you enter a go-go, an employee will usually escort you to an available seat. She will ask you if you want something to drink. In some go-go bars you will sit alone until you choose a lady, but in some places a lady will come to you and introduce her self. This is usually not creme de la creme of the girls available in the bar.
If you don’t like the girl who introduces herself, don’t waste your time with her just to end up buying lady drinks. These girls know how to play your feelings, and it’s hard to ditch one girl for another girl that you think much hotter.
Okay. So if you are still sitting alone, and you see a girl that you like, all the girls have numbers on either their hips or their shoulders. Just call a waiter and tell them that you want to speak with number X.
Number X will then come to you, sit next to you and introduce herself. She will also ask for a lady drink as you are using her time. This is something you have to buy, or you risk that she is leaving you or not be has happy as she can be.
If you like the girl, and you want to put your happy stick in her honey pot. You simply ask her what her price is. She will then tell her price for short time and long time and how much the bar wants in barfine.
If you want to do some special stuff. Like anal sex, role games or give her a face paint. This is a good time to ask her what she goes along with.
After you have given the money for the barfine to the bar, the girl will go inside the wardrobe and change to normal clothes. When she comes back she’s yours for the night.
Beer bars can be found everywhere in Thailand. Even in the smallest village out in Isaan you will find something. They are the symbol on Thailand’s sex industry. In Pattaya alone there are over 2000 beer bars, with an average of 5-10 girls ready to entertain you.
- They are cheaper than the go-go bars and they still have a lot of sexy girl. You just have to look around slightly more before you find something that catch your eye.
- Usually a more laid back vibe that I personally like more than the go-go bars.
- Easier to speak with the girls and get a feel for how she is.
- Will give you the GFE (girl friend experience) much more than in the go-go bars.
- I don’t really have anything bad to say about the beer bars. I really love ’em. 😀
How it works:
When you enter a beer bar there will be sitting a lot of girls both in the bar and behind the bar. Usually all of them can be barfined. To go with a girl you simply ask her what she wanted for the deal, and if you agree, she’s yours. 😀
Some girls will ask for a lady drink if you talk with them for a long time. But beer bar girls are usually much more laid back about this than the girls in the go-go bars.
Just to be polite I always give the bar girls a lady drink, or tip, if I talk with them longer then 10 minutes. A lot of these girls are smart and funny, and their job is to entertain you. So if you had a great time, but did not barfine her, give her a lump of money. 😀
Short-time bars are very similar to the beer-bars, in that it is a bar with a lot of available girls hanging around. The only difference is that they have rooms in the upper floors of the bars where you can bring the girl.
- Straight to business. No hassle with barfines or bringing the girl back to your hotel.
- No risk that she steals your stuff or that she drugs you.
- Much cheaper than the go-go bars and beer-bars.
- The girls here are the least shy girls, and a lot of them are wild as fuck.
How it works:
You enter a short-time bar, sit down and order a beer. Some short-time bars are outdoor bars with a open view to the street, while other bars are hidden from the street and with air-con.
When you have found the girl that you like, you simply ask her to go upstairs with you, and she will go with you. When you get upstairs she will take a shower, and sometimes you will take shower together while she warm you up with a blowjob in the shower.
The going rate in most short-time bars in Thailand is 1000 – 1300 baht. That is all-inclusive. Room, sex, barfine, shower and you’ll ever need. That is a pretty good deal if you ask me. Some of these girls are wild as fuck, and will give you a good time.
The most famous street in Thailand for short-time bars are soi 6 in Pattaya.
Knowing what massage parlor that offer extras can be tricky at times. A good rule to follow is that the closer a massage parlor is to a red light district, the more likely it will be that they have extra stuff on the menu. Another good thing to look for, is how loud the girls yell for you!
- Much cheaper than the go-go bars and beer bars. The average price all over Thailand is about 500 baht for a hand job and 1000 baht for a blowjob.
- Relative discreet. You don’t have to walk around with a hooker, register her in your hotel front desk etc.
- Some of these girls really know how to suck dick, and they take the money shot like champions.
How it works:
If you walk past a massage parlor, and you see a skunk that you like, simply say to the girl that you want her to massage you. If you take oil massage you will be completely naked with just a towel over your broomstick (easy access for the girl).
In some of the most dirty massage parlors they wont even let you out before they have sucked out all the juice from your balls (if you want to know what I mean, go to Sukhumvit soi 23 behind Soi Cowboy in Bangkok) Those girls are fucking nuts!
Some girls will be very out front about giving you a happy ending, other girls will just tap on your dick with a funny look in their face, while others you have to ask.
Soapy massage parlors
This establishments are found all around Thailand. Some of them are huge and even have a kitchen where you can have food served to your room while you bang away on your temporary sex toy.
- Some of these parlors have unbelievable sexy girls. I once went to a soapy massage in Bangkok and I could not believe my eyes!
- No bullshit! You go inside, pay, fuck, leave. No lady drinks or bar fines.
How it works:
When you enter a soapy massage you will usually see a fishbowl full of girls. Some parlors also have freelancers that just sits around in the lobby. You walk around, look at the girls, and when you have found one that catch your eyes, you call a waiter and ask to talk with her.
The girls inside the fishbowl will have number’s on them, while the freelancers will not, but they are in the lobby, so you can just go over and talk with them.
When the girl that you selected have introduced herself, it is really up to you want you want to do. You could go straight to the rooms upstairs, or you could sit down and talk for 5 minutes (this is a good time to ask her what she goes along with if you want to do some special stuff).
When it’s time to go up, the girl will bring you to the cashier, there you will pay for all the fun, and she will escort you to an available room.
What happens in the room?
In the room there is a big bed and a big baht tub. The girl will fill up the bath tub. When the bath tub is full you will jump inside together. She will start to massage you with oils and soap. Some girls will even give you a body-to-body massage (that is fucking awesome!!).
When you feel that you can’t hold it anymore, and just need to empty your balls in her, you tell her, and you jump inside the bed to have som bed fun. 😀
Escort services are found all around the world, so you probably already know how that works. The good part about escort services is that it can be completely discreet. You don’t even have to leave your hotel room because you can just call up an escort service and have a girl sent to your room.
Another good thing with the escort services is that you know what you get! If you go with a bar girl or a go-go girl you never really know what she goes along with. She might say that she gives blowjob, but when you cum in her face she freaks out and run to the toilet to wash her face. That will not happen with an escort lady, they are 100% professional and will take your load like champions.
You should be a little selective about what escort service you are using, because some are better than others. I know that Bangkok Escort is one of the best out there, so you should probably check them out.
Then you have the freelancers. The street girls that work on their own. They can be found a lot of places in Thailand, but mostly in Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. In Pattaya there is a shit load of them along beach road.
- They are dirt cheap! You can get a shag for 500 baht if you know what you are doing
- No barfines, lady drinks or other bullshit like that. Straight to business!
WARNING ABOUT FREELANCERS
Some freelancers work on the street because they like it that way. But not all. Some have been kicked out their bar because of bad behavior or because they got busted with HIV. Be careful with freelancers.
Are you ready….?? 😀
Mongering in Thailand is a fun activity 99.9% of the time, and you will most likely never encounter any problems.
You will probably be very surprised when you discover the vibe in Thailands redlights is nothing like you have ever seen elsewhere in the world.
While redlights in most of the world are something ‘dirty’ and ‘shady’, something that is hidden away in a far out district in a bad neighborhood of a town.
In Thailand, it is completely open, and there is almost no dirty or shameful vibe over it. The hookers will be happy, have lots energy and give you the best time of your life.
If you want to read more about costs and what you need to plan for a sex vacation in Thailand. Check out this post.
Precautions when you are mongering in Thailand
The majority of the hookers you will come across will be very honest, kind, and go out-of-the-way to make you happy. They will treat you like you just became a couple that fell in love. They will be your girlfriend for the night and you will have the time of your life. But sometimes you can come across a rotten egg.
Here are some steps you can do to keep yourself safe:
- Never go with a girl that you suspect are on drugs. They will probably be fun to be with while they’re high, but then the drugs fade out (in your hotel room), they can turn into a nightmare.
- Be very careful when you go with freelancers, especially if you bring them back to your hotel. If they steal from you, you have no bar to go back to for a complaint.
- If you suspect in any way that a girl can become trouble, just throw 500 baht on her and ditch her. You don’t want that trouble inside your hotel room.
How to keep your valuables safe at the hotel:
Money, credit cards, passport and small cameras are easy to keep safe. Just put it inside your hotel safe when you come back to the hotel with your temporary girlfriend. But big stuff like laptops and DSLR cameras might not fit inside a hotel safe.
Here is what you do: Always make the girl shower first. When she is done with the shower, make sure her handbag and clothes stays inside the bathroom when it’s your turn to shower. If she wants to steal from you, she will have to run out of the hotel in a towel with your laptop and camera (wont happen).
Always keep to the deal
Never try to run away from the ‘bill’ and always make sure that you enough money to pay the girl. Some girls have ‘money collectors’ that will make sure that you pay, and it won’t be pleasant for you. Here is one of them.
You can haggle the price of a girl if you think that she’s overcharging you. But don’t be to upfront about it. What I usually do is to say that I will give her the price she wants, if she does an outstanding job. If she fails to do that, I will give her 500 baht less, or something like that.
That way you make sure that she tries her best, and if she fails, you saved 500 baht.
Sometimes you will hear girls say “up to you” when you ask for her price. Never go with a girl with that “up to you” deal. When you are done with her she can suddenly say that she wants 4000 baht. What do you do then?
What about trafficking?
As long as you stay in the red-lights that targets tourists you are extremely unlikely to encounter a girl that has been trafficked or forced in other ways.
Trafficking do happen in Thailand, but that is mostly going on in the local brothels that are catering to Thai men. This local industry is actually much bigger than its tourist counterpart. It’s just much more hidden.
Some girls might not like this job, and will put on a mask. But honestly, how many people on this planet like their job? When you pick up a toast at 7/11 in Thailand, do you think the employees that serves you love standing there 10 hours a day 6 days a week, listening to this sound?
It’s not too hard to imagine that some girls would prefer to go 2 hours with a customer, and make the equivalent to 3-4 days of work at 7/11.
As long as you play along the rules, respect the girl, keep to the deal and pay her the money as promised. I don’t see any problems with paying for sex.
Don’t fall in love
Don’t be that moron who falls in love with a bar girl. I know it’s hard when you just came from the sex prison of the US or the EU, and suddenly are in the situation were you have a hot little stunner in your lap that will suck your dick with passion and fold your clothes with a smile just after you gave her the money shot.
These girls know exactly what kind of buttons to push to make you feel special. And if you never had any luck with hot women back home, it can be an overwhelming feeling.
Here is the truth: Most girls that works in this business falls in love with the neon lights, the high energy and the money. Maybe they will go back to their village if you send them money when you get home, but they will become bored to death after 2 weeks, and they will probably go right back to the bar and start working again.
Then she makes money from customers, and from the money you send her every month.
These girls play a lot of guys, and juggle between them whenever they come back to Thailand. When one ‘boyfriend’ flies home, another one flies in. You are supposed to be the player, not them. Don’t let them play you. Just trust me on this guys, I’ve seen everything down here.
Have fun for the night and when the morning comes, wake up from the dream. It’s not real and 99.9% of these girls just look at you as a walking ATM machine. They don’t give a shit about you.
If you are looking for a ‘real’ girl that actually cares about you, and don’t look at you as a walking ATM machine. You are much better off signing up for Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly. There are a lot of girls on these sites that don’t want your money, that are looking for real relationships.
A lot of girls moves away from their family in their 20’s to find work in the bigger cities. Many of them are lonely, and sign up for an dating site to look for friends and love.
That’s it for this time. I will update this post regularly as I learn new stuff down here in Thailand. If I do some major changes to the post I will re-post it so everyone can benefit from it.
If you liked this Thailand Sex Guide, or if there is something you want me to add, or have a question. Don’t hesitate to write in the comment section below. I’ll answer everyone. 🙂