Thailand Sex Guide for beginners

Thailand Sex Guide for beginners

So you are planning a trip to Thailand for the first time and you just found this post? I’ll tell you everything you’ll need to know in this Thailand Sex Guide to have a lot of sex in Thailand.

That way you don’t have to waste any time¬†on your sex holiday in Thailand. ūüôā

My goal in this post is to make a rundown of all different places you can find female company in Thailand. How the different places work. And of course, what you have to do to end up with a stunner in your bed.

This guide will mostly focus on the P4P scene, so if you’re not interested in that I’ve written a lot about regular dating here.

Want to get laid with Thai girls for free? Check out this post.

This Thailand Sex Guide is updated for 2017


Thailand Sex Guide

Content

1: Online dating in Thailand
2: Expressions
3: Establishments
.  3.1 Go-go bars
.  3.2 Beer Bars
.  3.3 Short-time Bars
.  3.4 Massage Parlors
.  3.5 Soapy Massage
.  3.6 Escort Service
      3.6.1 Smooci
.  3.7 Freelancers
4: The Girlfriend Experience
5: Is Thailand a safe place to have fun with girls?
6: Always build report with the girl
7: Don’t fall in love

Intro Sex in Thailand

I will assume that you have never been in Thailand and don’t know anything about how the red lights of Thailand work.

By the way, if you are looking for planning and costs for a sex holiday. You can check out this guide.

Here I tell you how much money you’ll have to bring, and I even make a budget for you. Make sure to check that post out too!

As I have said earlier here¬†and¬†here. Thailand is still pussy paradise nr. 1, and if you want to have sex with a lot of women, or just find one little stunner that you can spend your vacation with, you should absolutely go to Thailand..! ūüėÄ

Online dating

Before I start this Thailand Sex Guide, I will just tell you one free way to get laid in Thailand. You can save a lot of money if you take this route above hookers.

Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly are two great dating sites to find free sex in Thailand. You can sign up now, and get in touch with hundreds of girls instantly.

How to meet Thai women

Why do online dating sites work so well?

I’ve already written about that in this post. So I wont go into the details here.

Thai girls have heard legends of white men with big dicks and thick wallets sweeping girls up online. The next three months the girl have uploaded photos of herself on Facebook from ten different countries all over the world, as the guy took her for a trip.

Thai girls are not on online dating sites to meet Thai men. Thai men are notorious womanizers, and a hot girl will be hit on several times a day in her daily life by Thai men. So if you meet a girl online, you know she’s looking for foreigners.

Expressions used in this guide

Before we start this Thailand sex guide, let me explain the most common expressions used in the red lights of Thailand.

Barfine: A fee you have to pay the bar to take the girl out of the bar.
Short-time: Taking a girl short time. Usually one shot back at your hotel or in a short-time hotel.
Long-time: Taking a girl for the entire night, and the following day until she’ll go back to work.

Fishbowl: A room full of ladies with a glass in between you and the girls. Normally fund at the soapy massage parlors.
Butterfly: A person that have sex with, or mix between many different sex partners.
Mongering: Someone that are doing the activity of finding a hooker to have sex with.
Bar bell: A bell inside the gogo bars and beer bars. If you ring the bell you will buy a drink to the entire bar. Never ring in this bell for fun or if you don’t have the money.
Shot: How many times you can cum.

Where to buy sex in Thailand?

So… There are basically 7 different places that you can go to in Thailand to rent¬†pussy. Those places are go-go bars, beer bars, short-time bars, massage parlors, soapy massage parlors, escort and freelancers.

If you don’t want to go with a hooker, but actually find a ‘real’ women that will have sex with you for free, I have¬†you covered¬†already. Check out this post about how you can get any Thai girl, or check out this post about where you can meet girls in Thailand.

Establishments

Go-go bars

Walking Street in Pattaya

Go-go bars are found many places in Thailand. But they are in the biggest concentration in cities like Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. Here you have districts full of go-go bars. If you want to have a beer while you are watching girls in bikini dance in front of you you should absolutely check out the go-go bars.

 

Pros

  • The girls are dancing in a bikini and sometimes naked. You get a really good look at their bodies. That way you know that it’s nothing ‘wrong’ with her when you get her back to the room.
  • The hottest hookers of Thailand are usually working in the go-go bars, so if you want a hot girl without looking¬†all around the town, you¬†should probably just hit up a go-go bar.

 

Cons

  • Go-go bars are usually the most expensive place to lease¬†a pussy. Bar fine is usually twice as much as in the nearby beer bars. The girls also charge more than in the beer bars,¬†especially if she’s a stunner!
  • The music is pretty loud in these places and it’s a high energy place. If you want to know your girl before you bang her, you should probably not go to the go-go bars. If you like the high energy, let yourself loose in a go-go bar. ūüėÄ

 

How it works: 

When you enter a go-go, an employee will usually escort you to an available seat. She will ask you if you want something to drink. In some go-go bars you will sit alone until you choose a lady, but in some places a lady will come to you and introduce her self. This is usually not creme de la creme of the girls available in the bar.

If you don’t like the girl who introduces herself, don’t waste your time with her just to end up buying lady drinks. These girls know how to play your feelings, and it’s hard to ditch one girl for another girl that you think much hotter.

Okay. So if you are still sitting alone, and you see a girl that you like, all the girls have numbers on either their hips or their shoulders. Just call a waiter and tell them that you want to speak with number X.

Number X will then come to you, sit next to you and introduce herself. She will also ask for a lady drink as you are using her time. This is something you have to buy, or you risk that she is leaving you or not be has happy as she can be.

If you like the girl and you want to put your happy stick in her honey pot. You simply ask her what her price is. She will then tell her price for short time and long time and how much the barfine is.

If you want to do some special stuff. Like anal sex, role games or give her a face paint. This is a good time to ask her what she goes along with.

After you have given the money for the barfine to the bar, the girl will go inside the wardrobe and change to normal clothes. When she comes back she’s yours for the night.

Top 3: Go-go bars in Bangkok
Top 3: Go-go bars in Pattaya

 

Beer bars

Beer-bars in Thailand

Beer bars can be found everywhere in Thailand. Even in the smallest village out in Isaan you will find something. They are the symbol on Thailand’s sex industry. In Pattaya alone there are over 2000 beer bars with an average of 5-10 girls ready to entertain you.

 

Pros

  • They are cheaper than the go-go bars and they still have a lot of sexy girl. You just have to look around slightly more before you find something that catch your eye.
  • Usually a more laid back vibe that I personally like more than the go-go bars.
  • Easier to speak with the girl as the music is not loud.
  • Will give you the GFE (girl friend experience) much more than in the go-go bars.

 

Cons

  • I don’t really have anything bad to say about the beer bars. I really love ’em. ūüėÄ

 

How it works: 

When you enter a beer bar there will be sitting a lot of girls both in the bar and behind the bar. Usually all of them can be barfined. To go with a girl you ask for her price. If you agree, she’s yours. ūüėÄ

Some girls will ask for a lady drink if you talk with them for a long time. But beer bar girls are usually much more laid back about this than the girls in the go-go bars.

Just to be polite I always give the bar girls a lady drink or a tip if I talk with them longer than 10 minutes. A lot of these girls are smart and funny, and their job is to entertain you. So if you had a great¬†time, but did not barfine her, give her a lump of money. ūüėÄ

Beer Bars in Pattaya
Beer Bars in Chiang Mai

Beer Bars at Koh Chang

 

Short-time bars

Short-time bars in Thailand

Short-time bars are very similar to the beer-bars in that it is a bar with a lot of available girls hanging around. The only difference is that they have rooms in the upper floors of the bars where you can bring the girl.

Pros

  • Straight to business. No hassle with bar fines or bringing the girl back to your hotel.
  • No risk that she steals your stuff or that she drug you.
  • Much cheaper than the go-go bars and beer-bars.
  • The girls here are the least shy girls, and a lot of them are wild as fuck.

 

How it works: 

You enter a short-time bar, sit down and order a beer. Some short-time bars are outdoor bars with an open view to the street, while other bars are hidden from the street and with air-con.

When you have found the girl that you like you simply ask her to go upstairs with you and she will go with you. When you get upstairs she will take a shower. Sometimes you will take shower together with the girl while she warm you up with a blowjob.

The going rate in most short-time bars in Thailand is 1000 – 1300 baht. That is all-inclusive. Room, sex, barfine, shower and you’ll ever need. That is a pretty good deal if you ask me. Some of these girls are wild as fuck, and will give you a good time.

The most famous street in Thailand for short-time bars are soi 6 in Pattaya.

Short-time Bars in Pattaya
Short-time Bars in Bangkok

 

Massage parlors 

Massage in Thailand

Knowing what massage parlor that offer extras can be tricky at times. A good rule to follow is that the closer a massage parlor is to a red light district, the more likely it will be that they have extra stuff on the menu. Another sign to look for is how loud the girls yell after you.

 

Pros

  • Much cheaper than the go-go bars and beer bars. The average price all over Thailand is about 500 baht for a hand job and 1000 baht for a blowjob.
  • Relative¬†discreet. You don’t have to walk around with a hooker,¬†register her in your hotel front desk etc.
  • Some of these girls really know how¬†to give you BJ.

 

How it works: 

If you walk past a massage parlor and you see a girl that you like you say to the girl that you want her to massage you. If you take oil massage you will be completely naked with just a towel over your dick (easy access for the girl).

In some of the most dirty massage parlors they wont even let you out before they have sucked out all the juice from your balls (if you want to know what I mean, go to Sukhumvit soi 23 behind Soi Cowboy in Bangkok) Those girls are nuts!

Some girls will be very out front about giving you a happy ending, other girls will just tap on your dick with a funny look on their face. Some girls you even have to take the initiative.

Massage Parlors in Bangkok

 

Soapy massage parlors

Soapy Massage in Thailand

These establishments are found all around Thailand. Some of them are huge and even have a kitchen where you can have food served to your room while you bang away on your temporary sex toy.

These places are mostly visited by Thai men, but foreigners are welcome also.

 

Pros

  • Some of these parlors have unbelievable sexy girls. I once went to a soapy massage in Bangkok and I could not believe my eyes!
  • No bullshit! You go inside, pay, fuck, leave. No lady drinks or bar fines. Tipping is up to you!

 

How it works:

When you enter a soapy massage you will usually see a fishbowl full of girls. Some parlors also have freelancers that just sits around in the lobby. You walk around, look at the girls, and when you have found one that catch your eyes, you call a waiter and ask to talk with her.

The girls inside the fishbowl will have number’s on them, while the freelancers will not, but they are in the lobby, so you can just go over and talk with them.

When the girl that you selected have introduced herself, it is really up to you want you want to do. You could go straight to the rooms upstairs, or you could sit down and talk for 5 minutes (this is a good time to ask her what she goes along with if you want to do some special stuff).

When it’s time to go up, the girl will bring you to the cashier, there you will pay for all the fun, and she will escort you to an available room.

What happens in the room? 

In the room there is a big bed and a big baht tub. The girl will fill up the bath tub. When the bath tub is full you will jump inside together. She will start to massage you with oils and soap. Some girls will even give you a body-to-body massage (that is fucking awesome!!).

When you feel that you can’t hold it anymore, and just need to empty your balls in her, you tell her, and you jump inside the bed to have som bed fun. ūüėÄ

Soapy Massage in Bangkok

 

Escort services

Escort services are found all around the world, so you probably already know how that works. The good part about escort services is that it can be completely discreet. You don’t even have to leave your hotel room because you can just call up an escort service and have a girl sent to your room.

Another good thing with the escort services is that you know what you’ll get! If you go with a bar girl or a go-go girl you never really know what she goes along with. She might say that she gives blowjob, but when you cum in her face she freaks out and run to the toilet to wash her face. That will not happen with an escort lady because they are 100% professional.

Smooci

www.smooci.com is an instant companion booking platform which lets you live search 100s of local Escorts and independent girls, with the ability to see customer rating scores and make instant bookings, and having a girl at your room in just a few simple clicks.

The prices are very competitive, and just about as low as you’ll find in Bangkok, and you can even track your girl all the way to your hotel room door with their live GPS tracking system, Uber style.

Escort-Bangkok

Another great escort service is Escort-Bangkok. You can visited them over at their website and look at their hot girls and ladyboys.

 

Freelancers

Then you have the freelancers. The street girls that work on their own. They can be found a lot of places in Thailand, but mostly in Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. In Pattaya there is a shit load of them along beach road.

Pros

  • They are dirt cheap! You can get a shag for 500 baht if you know what you are doing
  • No barfines, lady drinks or other bullshit like that. Straight to business!

 

WARNING ABOUT FREELANCERS

Some freelancers work on the street because they like it that way. But not all. Some have been kicked out their bar because of bad behavior or because they got busted with HIV. Be careful with freelancers.

Freelancers in Bangkok

Nightlife Guides

The girlfriend experience

Like Harvie pointed out in his recent blog post, the girlfriend experience is what really make Thailand’s hookers so special. It’s what make them a light year a head of hookers in Amsterdam or anywhere else in Europe.

She will hold your hand. She will kiss you. She will clean up your room. She will never tell you to hurry or to finish quickly. She will not be demanding or confrontational.

When you have agreed on a price in the bar, she will never mention money again.

In fact, if unsuspecting people met you in the street they would never suspect that you were out with a hooker.

Is Thailand a safe place to have fun with girls?

Despite prostitution being illegal in Thailand there are estimated to be 500.000 hookers in the country. If you include all the freelancers, sideliners and massage girls who offers extras that number is probably closer to one million.

The best thing you can do in Thailand to stay safe is to always be calm and polite. 

Many guys asks me if Thailand really is safe to travel in. They read about people getting stabbed to death by local thugs and tourists dying in traffic accidents.

To that I will say. Thailand is a safe place if you use your head. With that I mean:

  1. Always respect the local people, culture and authorities.
  2. Never become too drunk. Thugs target drunk people
  3. Never be confrontational
  4. Pay your bills
  5. Be careful in the traffic

If you can follow those five steps there is a 99.999% you will get home without any issues. I’ve been in Thailand for many years now and I haven’t had a single issue yet. On the other hand I have friends who have been here on vacation several times who always ends up in some kind of trouble. It’s all about your attitude.

The majority of the hookers you will come across will be very honest, kind, and go out-of-the-way to make you happy. They will be your girlfriend for the night and you will have the time of your life. But sometimes you can come across a rotten egg.

Here are a few stops you can take to stay safe around bar girls:

  1. Never go with a girl that you¬†suspect are on drugs. They will probably be fun to be with while they’re high, but then the drugs fade out¬†(in your hotel room), they can turn into a nightmare.
  2. Be very careful when you go with freelancers, especially if you bring them back to your hotel. If they steal from you, you have no bar to go back to for a complaint.
  3. If you suspect in any way that a girl can become trouble, dump¬†her. You don’t want that trouble inside your hotel room. Thai people are extremely bad at¬†dealing with conflicts, nobody will help you.

 

How to keep your valuables safe at the hotel while you have visit:

Money, credit cards, passport and small cameras are easy to keep safe. Just put it inside your hotel safe when you come back to the hotel with your temporary girlfriend. Big stuff like laptops and DSLR cameras might not fit inside a hotel safe.

Here is what you do:¬†Always make the girl shower first. When she is done with the shower, make sure her¬†handbag and clothes stays inside the¬†bathroom when it’s your turn to shower. If she want to steal from you, she will have to run out of the hotel in a towel with your laptop and camera. That will never happen.

Always keep to the deal

Never try to run away from what you owe a girl. Always make sure that you enough money to pay. Some girls have ‘money collectors’ that will make sure that you pay, and it won’t be pleasant for you.

Here is one of them:

You can haggle the price of a girl if you think that she’s overcharging you. But don’t be too upfront about it. What I usually do is to say that I will give her the price she wants, if she does an outstanding job. If she fails to do that, I will give her 500 baht less, or something like that.

That way you make sure that she tries her best, but if she fails, you saved 500 baht.

Sometimes you will hear girls say “up to you” when you ask for her price. Never go with a girl with that “up to you” deal. When you are done with her she can suddenly say that she wants 4000 baht. What do you do then?

Age of consent

There are two ages of consent that are of interest for foreigners. Those are:

  • 15 is age of consent if you have parental permission
  • 18 is age of consent for everyone else.

Never take a girl back to your hotel who you suspect can be under 18 years old. You will rarely meet girls in the red lights that are under 20 years old anyways. If in doubt ask to see her ID card. If she don’t have one, move on.

If you get busted paying for sex with a minor in Thailand (15 to 18) without the parents permission you’ll probably have to pay big money to the family and the authorities.

If you have sex with a girl under 15 years old that is statutory rape. You will be convicted for rape regardless if the girl wanted to have sex with you or not.

Always build report with the girls

Just because you’re paying the girl to have sex with you doesn’t mean she will automatically give you the¬†most amazing night ever.

Like every other girl you need to warm her up. You need to make her comfortable. These girls are human beings with feelings just like girls who don’t sell sex.

In fact, the girls take a big chance every time they go with a new guy to a hotel. Most guys are¬†physical stronger than woman. If something should happen, like the guy turning out to be an abusive cunt, she can’t do much about it except trying to escape.

Make her feel safe around, it will be much easier for her to relax and have fun too.

I’ve met so many guys down here who just get drunk, then they go inside a nightclub or gogo bar, pick a girl, then go straight to a short time hotel without talking anything with the girl. I see it every time I go to a gogo bar.

Then later they complain about the girl not giving him the amazing time that he read about online before they came to Thailand.

So what do I mean by build report?

You need to find out what the girl is about. Ask her her name, where is she from in Thailand? What is her interests? How long has she been working here? What food does she like?

Warm here up and get some chemistry going!

Tell a little bit about yourself too, and if you have kinky stuff that you want to do with the girl, now its a good time to ask about that. Don’t be shy, they have heard everything before.

If you don’t have chemistry with the girl…¬†

… you’re most likely never going to have a good time with her. She will do very little to please you, and you wont like being around her either as she’s not the happy and fun girl you’d would like her to be.

I rather go with a 8 I have good chemistry with, than a 10 that’s just a pain in the ass being around.

Should you make a bargirl your girlfriend?

Simple answer:

Advanced answer:

Don’t be that moron¬†who falls in love with a bar girl. I know it’s hard when you just came from the sex prison of the US or the EU with fat and masculine women, then suddenly are in the situation where you have a hot spinner in your lap that will¬†suck your dick with passion and fold your clothes with a smile right after. It’s like being in a¬†parallel universe.

The moment you start to fall in love with the bar girl, she will tell you a heartbreaking story about how much she hate her job, and all the horrible stuff she have to do with customers.

This might be true on some occasions, but for the most part it’s just made up bullshit to make you open up your wallet.

I don’t mean to sound like a heartless whore monger here. I’m just realistic.

Fact is, most bar girls love their life. Maybe they don’t like to sleep with some of their customers but they do it anyways because they love the money and the lifestyle they are able to live. They live the rock and roll life. They can sleep late every day, they can be lazy, no one tells them what to do. They party hard every night and meet interesting guys from all over the world that pays for everything they do.

It’s a myth that only fat old ugly guys rent pussy.

Hot girls can make up to 50.000 – 60.000 baht per month. That’s three times more than an average employee¬†with a bachelor degree. The hottest hookers can make up to 400.000 baht if she’s in the right social circles and know how to deal her cards.

A lot of girls do this job for some years, then they have saved up enough money to invest in a business or real estate.

So. I will say it clear and loud one last time:

DON’T FALL IN LOVE WITH BAR GIRLS

MJB Рwww.mikebairdcartoonist.simplesite.com 

I could tell you countless of horror stories involving relationships between foreigners and bar girls. The truth is that 99.9% of them will never love you.

The moment you fly out of Thailand, another fly in.

These girls are professional players just like us. They know exactly what kind of buttons to push to make you feel special so you open your wallet for them. And if you never had any luck with hot women back home it can be an overwhelming feeling.

If you absolutely want to go further with a bar girl, and you think you have something going on. Progress really fucking slow with her. I’m talking about months, maybe even years here…

No need to send her 50.000 baht as soon as you come home. Take it slow and see what happens. If she gets pushy with money fast you know she just exploits you. If she only want to talk and be in your company, maybe she actually likes you and want to be with you. But be careful.

In general. Have fun for the night and when the morning comes, wake up from the dream. Thank the girl for a fun night and say GOODBYE. It’s not real and 99.9% of these girls just look at you as a walking ATM machine.

I recommend you reading the book “The Key Logger: A Forbidden Glimpse into the True Nature of Women“. It provides a peek¬†into girls life when they are not with their boyfriends. The stories are eye opening¬†and you’ll see that even the most innocent cute girl can be a devil in disguise. Don’t be naive guys.

If you are looking for a ‘real’ girl that actually cares about you, and don’t see¬†you as a walking ATM machine. You are much better off signing up for Thai Cupid or Thai Friendly. There are a ton of girls on these sites that don’t want your money, but are looking for real¬†relationships and friendships.

A lot of girls moves away from their family in their 20’s to find work in the bigger cities. Many of them are lonely, then sign up for a dating site to look for friends and love.

I’ve already written a lot about dating in Thailand. See this page.

Feel free to ask questions in the comment field if you want to know something specific. If you have 10.000 questions check out this post.

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